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  • AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    I feel like the art of the osso buco was wasted here.

    *begins searching for culinary forums*

    *finds them, begins to look through them*

    Y'know what that's okay, I'll stick with this.

    jungleroomx
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Top. Men.

    Double entrendre?

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    Interesting... when I open the display settings on the TV when the PC is hooked up to it, it says the res is 1360 x 768, like that's what it is auto-detecting

    The manufacturer's specs say it's 1366 x 768, which might be what's goofing things?

    Documentation quirk most likely. It's probably 1360 but there are models that support 1366.

    ronya
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    kedinik are you the one that wanted stardew on PC.

    I cant get avatars straight between you and P10 and Drez.

    If it's you, I have a copy for you

    If it's Drez or P10, fuck 'em.

    amateurhourjungleroomxkedinikMcFodder
  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
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    Alazull wrote: »
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    Shivahn Remind me if there are any food allergies in play?

    Alazull nope! Incidentally, this weekend is planned, but I always have more occasions forever

    Shivahn Okay so like next time, make salted caramel dark chocolate pot-au-creme.

    Salted Caramel Recipe.

    Dark Chocolate Pot au Creme Recipe.

    Adjust recipe for serving sizes, although they will last for a week at least if kept chilled and covered so if you feel like just making enough to open one whenever you can.

    Wait until the chocolate completely chills and sets before pouring the caramel on top of it, otherwise it will sink to the bottom of the chocolate. Also I recommend getting the widest mouthed containers, because it's easier to garnish. For example, with whipped cream, and crushed hazelnuts.

    I'm not even going to lie this is on the dessert menu right now, we sell out of it every night, and it is most likely getting evrrrrrybody laid.

    Thank you <3

    I am pretty sure I'm getting laid anyway but maybe I will get double-laid

    If there is a key to getting double-laid, it is through the powers of dark chocolate and salted caramel.

    Like for real, I have watched what was obviously a first date the dude is bombing through, dessert hits the table, home girl is now only too eager to get this budinski home with her.

    It has the powers to turn bad dates good, and good dates great.

    I thought it was by going "hey I found someone else let's have a threesome"

    Has porn lied to me

    Not if that porn involved this dessert.

    Also I am totally playing off the fact that I didn't know what you meant at the time.

    Also, get it girl.

    Oh I am just trying to back-interpret whatever the hell "double-laid" means, because it's such a ridiculous phrase :P

    I didn't actually have meaning for it and am not really interested in a threesome or anything, even though I'm like 80% sure I could have one if I wanted.

    Not... not really my thing, monogamy is working out great.

    Anyone with $500 USD should be 100% sure they could have a threesome.

    I mean shiv that's science.

    I'm super cheap though

    Sure, I'm just saying don't say 80%

    You have the power, you just wield it with respect.

    The chance of me intentionally doing something that'd hurt her that much requires really advanced mathematics to describe the infinitesimality of.

    Shiv I'm not actually discussing you having a hooker threesome, it was a general statement.

    I am well aware you love Querry.

    WELL AWARE.

    I took the data and it was examined by top men.

    Top. Men.

    Are these the top minds of reddit? :razz:

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  • zepherinzepherin Registered User regular
    Is there some kind of sinus infection thing going around

    erryone seems ot be gettin sick
    I've got an upper respiratory bug. It's got me feeling a bit shitty.

  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    Is there some kind of sinus infection thing going around

    erryone seems ot be gettin sick

    oh no

    the germs were coming from INSIDE THE INTERNET

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    Twitter delenda est
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx And I said, hol up Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    Interesting... when I open the display settings on the TV when the PC is hooked up to it, it says the res is 1360 x 768, like that's what it is auto-detecting

    The manufacturer's specs say it's 1366 x 768, which might be what's goofing things?

    Most likely not. That was around when 720p and 1080p were first making their entrances and before resolutions got standardized across platforms.

    I want to say there were phones with 768p resolution (iPhones?) as well.

    Most video cards just scale the 6 pixel difference.

    Make. Time.
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    This has literally made people I know consider cancelling road trips

    The sickness everyone has?

    Everyone everywhere seems sicker than normal.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular
    mass effect andromeda will be an origin game not steam

    will steam big picture even work?

  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Someone should do an essay tracing the history of how "foreign policy" started falling out of style among politicians as they instead started referring more and more to "NATIONAL SECURITY" to basically talk about the same things. I'd pay $3 to your patreon before I unsubscribe.

    smCQ5WE.jpg
    OnTheLastCastle
  • zepherinzepherin Registered User regular
    Is there some kind of sinus infection thing going around

    erryone seems ot be gettin sick

    oh no

    the germs were coming from INSIDE THE INTERNET

    The real germs are the friends you made along the way.

    A Kobold's Kobold
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Basically if you change XGA (1024 x 768) from 4:3 to 16:9 but keep the vertical resolution the same, you get 1360x768.

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    that osso bucco looks tastey

    my one attempt at osso buccing left me with meat that was still too tough tho

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    prompt: an adventuring party gets transformed into a bunch of kobolds and are tasked with defending a kobold village by a pissed of kobold sorcerer though i guess you could substitute goblins or orcs or whatever

    yes this is a post that written by me, a kobold's kobold, why
    The more I think about it, the more the stories that could come from this prompt be super weird and awkward and hokey in the worst way possible and condescending in a really bad way. But I also think that it could be done well if the adventuring party was characterized really well and as genuine assholes (though redeemable assholes) and having both genuine infighting and genuine conflict with kobold (or whatever) culture as a whole.

    Though I'm probs thinking way too much. :confused:

    I think that would be cute! With a well-characterized party, it's cool to be able to do things with alternate settings/bodies, because you can see what sort of essential self-ness of the characters comes though.

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
    air-photos.tumblr.com
    A Kobold's Koboldzepherin
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Someone should do an essay tracing the history of how "foreign policy" started falling out of style among politicians as they instead started referring more and more to "NATIONAL SECURITY" to basically talk about the same things. I'd pay $3 to your patreon before I unsubscribe.

    At times previous, people would say "foreign policy!" But now, they hav said "national security!" It meanz same thing? So it seems!

    Elki I have done $3 worth of work on this prompt.

    Also read it in a Russian accent, as that was what it was designed for.

    Elki
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    @pony I think the refresh rate is way more important than the actual resolution as long as it's always keeping the same ratio

    If the game is trying to override the monitor settings and put it at 60 hz and your tv can't do it, it'll crap out and crash usually.

    Ladies.
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx And I said, hol up Registered User regular
    Oh, cool.

    People went through the trouble of making mood lighting for movies with Philips Hue that you can sync up.

    Make. Time.
  • simonwolfsimonwolf so enough of this terror we deserve to know lightRegistered User regular
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    fixed it

    it was a bunch of goofy settings shit

    thanks for the help folks

    jungleroomxHappylilElfbowenronya
  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    kedinik are you the one that wanted stardew on PC.

    I cant get avatars straight between you and P10 and Drez.

    If it's you, I have a copy for you

    yes that was me but I changed my mind

    thank you, though

  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    I am irrationally amused by the "the real x was the friends we made along the way" meme.
    inb4 the real memes were the friends we made along the way

    Switch Friend Code: SW-3011-6091-2364
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    Apothe0siscB557zepherin
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    My five favorite beers:

    Blue Point Toasted Lager
    Sam Adams Summer Ale
    Delerium Tremens
    Балтика #7
    Zywiec

    jungleroomx
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    fixed it

    it was a bunch of goofy settings shit

    thanks for the help folks

    explain pls

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf so enough of this terror we deserve to know lightRegistered User regular
    the real kedinik was the P10 we made along the way

    amateurhourA Kobold's KoboldkedinikApothe0sisAlazullzepherin
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    kedinik are you the one that wanted stardew on PC.

    I cant get avatars straight between you and P10 and Drez.

    If it's you, I have a copy for you

    yes that was me but I changed my mind

    thank you, though

    FINE!


    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
    kedinik
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    I am irrationally amused by the "the real x was the friends we made along the way" meme.
    inb4 the real memes were the friends we made along the way

    The real friends were the memes we made along the way.

    A Kobold's Kobold
  • AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    that osso bucco looks tastey

    my one attempt at osso buccing left me with meat that was still too tough tho

    You gotta get a instant-read digital thermometer. Here's a bunch of really fancy and expensive ones, but the truth is I use a $18 one I got from Safeway. I just make sure to calibrate it every two weeks (should be instructions on how to do this with the packaging) and change the battery out every couple of months. Stick that in the meat right next to the bone (if bone-in) or in the thickest part.

    You're looking for braised meat to register at least 165-170 degrees fahrenheit. A lot of the problems I see with people who try to make pulled pork or braised meat dishes is they are like well the instructions said this and the meat reads as cooked through, that means it's done. And it's like, no that shit should be falling apart, put it back in until it does so. And that could be another half hour, it could be several hours. But you will enjoy the results more.

    Also don't be afraid to let braised meat rest like you would a steak. It helps it reabsorb its juices, and gives you time to perhaps scrap the marrow out of any bones present and make awesome sauce to go with it.

    Apothe0sis
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    fixed it

    it was a bunch of goofy settings shit

    thanks for the help folks

    explain pls

    the resolution that the computer was auto-detecting was incorrect vs. what the games were auto-detecting

    desktop wanted it to be one way, game wanted it to be the other way, both were wrong

    I manually asserted the correct resolution on everything and it's fine

    jungleroomxronyaHappylilElf
  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    My five favorite beers:

    Blue Point Toasted Lager

    Sam Adams Summer Ale
    Delerium Tremens
    Балтика #7
    Zywiec

    I had that last night

    My date liked it and I did not

    Which was fine

    No more questions! This interview is over!

  • simonwolfsimonwolf so enough of this terror we deserve to know lightRegistered User regular
    also, this image is real good

    https://i.imgur.com/uDVMdZ3.png

    1008 32x32 female portrait studies done in the MSX palette

    it's a cool little piece showcasing what can be done with a limited canvas and palette

    it also took the dude two years to put together which I find impressive

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
    A Kobold's Kobold
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    @Sir Landshark did you know you get the achievement for killing the Rat Ogre only if you land the killing blow? Yeah, that's why @OnTheLastCastle has the achievement for it and we don't.

    Poaching.

    smCQ5WE.jpg
    Sir Landshark
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    the internet is a trove of many treasures

    https://imgur.com/gallery/Imw3A

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    I've been going to a networking club for lawyers for 6 months now

    Several of the senior lawyers in the group have interviewed me for jobs or helped me to get interviews, but none of that converted into an offer

    So now it's the sad networking club full of expended connections that didn't work out

    Drez
  • simonwolfsimonwolf so enough of this terror we deserve to know lightRegistered User regular
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    QEKCI3q.png

    Eddycredeiki
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    @Sir Landshark did you know you get the achievement for killing the Rat Ogre only if you land the killing blow? Yeah, that's why @OnTheLastCastle has the achievement for it and we don't.

    Poaching.

    I called that out last night as I did it and read the cheevo

    I'm sorry that I killed hundreds of guys more than you both with my supreme witch hunter gunz

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Ked have you passed the work/are you seeking work as an attorney

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Nioh has such adorably weak ass wizard dudes in sweet outfits now

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
    Drez
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