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  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Ked have you passed the work/are you seeking work as an attorney

    I don't fully understand what you mean but yes I'm looking for work as a lawyer

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    fixed it

    it was a bunch of goofy settings shit

    thanks for the help folks

    explain pls

    the resolution that the computer was auto-detecting was incorrect vs. what the games were auto-detecting

    desktop wanted it to be one way, game wanted it to be the other way, both were wrong

    I manually asserted the correct resolution on everything and it's fine

    what was the correct res for this model anyway

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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Ked have you passed the work/are you seeking work as an attorney

    I don't fully understand what you mean but yes I'm looking for work as a lawyer

    that was supposed to be passed the bar

    but

    i am mentally inhibited

  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular


    wow

    neat

    Ladies.
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  • AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
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    How about dem Frankenstein girls doe?

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    I've been going to a networking club for lawyers for 6 months now

    Several of the senior lawyers in the group have interviewed me for jobs or helped me to get interviews, but none of that converted into an offer

    So now it's the sad networking club full of expended connections that didn't work out

    :bro:

    (a networking club would probably be rapidly stale connections anyway)

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    fixed it

    it was a bunch of goofy settings shit

    thanks for the help folks

    explain pls

    the resolution that the computer was auto-detecting was incorrect vs. what the games were auto-detecting

    desktop wanted it to be one way, game wanted it to be the other way, both were wrong

    I manually asserted the correct resolution on everything and it's fine

    what was the correct res for this model anyway

    1366x768

    that 6 tho

    made all the difference in the world

    ronya
  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Ked have you passed the work/are you seeking work as an attorney

    I don't fully understand what you mean but yes I'm looking for work as a lawyer

    that was supposed to be passed the bar

    but

    i am mentally inhibited

    yeah I did that

    my resume's good, I'm getting interviews, but no offers yet

  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    Shivahn Remind me if there are any food allergies in play?

    Alazull nope! Incidentally, this weekend is planned, but I always have more occasions forever

    Shivahn Okay so like next time, make salted caramel dark chocolate pot-au-creme.

    Salted Caramel Recipe.

    Dark Chocolate Pot au Creme Recipe.

    Adjust recipe for serving sizes, although they will last for a week at least if kept chilled and covered so if you feel like just making enough to open one whenever you can.

    Wait until the chocolate completely chills and sets before pouring the caramel on top of it, otherwise it will sink to the bottom of the chocolate. Also I recommend getting the widest mouthed containers, because it's easier to garnish. For example, with whipped cream, and crushed hazelnuts.

    I'm not even going to lie this is on the dessert menu right now, we sell out of it every night, and it is most likely getting evrrrrrybody laid.

    Thank you <3

    I am pretty sure I'm getting laid anyway but maybe I will get double-laid

    If there is a key to getting double-laid, it is through the powers of dark chocolate and salted caramel.

    Like for real, I have watched what was obviously a first date the dude is bombing through, dessert hits the table, home girl is now only too eager to get this budinski home with her.

    It has the powers to turn bad dates good, and good dates great.

    I thought it was by going "hey I found someone else let's have a threesome"

    Has porn lied to me

    Not if that porn involved this dessert.

    Also I am totally playing off the fact that I didn't know what you meant at the time.

    Also, get it girl.

    Oh I am just trying to back-interpret whatever the hell "double-laid" means, because it's such a ridiculous phrase :P

    I didn't actually have meaning for it and am not really interested in a threesome or anything, even though I'm like 80% sure I could have one if I wanted.

    Not... not really my thing, monogamy is working out great.

    Anyone with $500 USD should be 100% sure they could have a threesome.

    I mean shiv that's science.

    I'm super cheap though

    Sure, I'm just saying don't say 80%

    You have the power, you just wield it with respect.

    The chance of me intentionally doing something that'd hurt her that much requires really advanced mathematics to describe the infinitesimality of.

    Shiv I'm not actually discussing you having a hooker threesome, it was a general statement.

    I am well aware you love Querry.

    WELL AWARE.

    I took the data and it was examined by top men.

    Top. Men.

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=11801133

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Elki wrote: »
    @Sir Landshark did you know you get the achievement for killing the Rat Ogre only if you land the killing blow? Yeah, that's why @OnTheLastCastle has the achievement for it and we don't.

    Poaching.

    I called that out last night as I did it and read the cheevo

    I'm sorry that I killed hundreds of guys more than you both with my supreme witch hunter gunz

    You also have another ('secret') achievement we don't have. What else were you doing behind our backs?

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf so enough of this terror we deserve to know lightRegistered User regular
    kedinik I'd hire you to be my lawyer if and/or when I am charged with a crime in the US

    FroThulhu
  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    edited February 2017
    simonwolf wrote: »
    kedinik I'd hire you to be my lawyer if and/or when I am charged with a crime in the US

    ok just make sure you're brought to justice alleged justice for crimes alleged crimes in California

    preferably federal crimes alleged crimes

    kedinik on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    basically the PC was detecting the desktop res as 1360 x 768

    games were detecting it as 1920x1080, which is dumb? even after telling it no that is not the case

    manually went in and changed both to 1366x768 and it worked fine immediately

    i would not have thought to do this until you brought up the model number and i looked at the manufacturer specs and went "hey wait a fuckin sec"

  • simonwolfsimonwolf so enough of this terror we deserve to know lightRegistered User regular
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  • simonwolfsimonwolf so enough of this terror we deserve to know lightRegistered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    kedinik I'd hire you to be my lawyer if and/or when I am charged with a crime in the US

    ok just make sure you're brought to justice for crimes alleged crimes in California

    preferably federal crimes

    way ahead of you on that last part, my man

    kedinik
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    @Sir Landshark did you know you get the achievement for killing the Rat Ogre only if you land the killing blow? Yeah, that's why @OnTheLastCastle has the achievement for it and we don't.

    Poaching.

    I called that out last night as I did it and read the cheevo

    I'm sorry that I killed hundreds of guys more than you both with my supreme witch hunter gunz

    You also have another ('secret') achievement we don't have. What else were you doing behind our backs?

    Hue hue hue

    I have no idea... was it returning a time? Let me look

    Shark said we might play tomorrow night

    We all have it, I might do the tutorial again now

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    maybe chongo has hot jd job tips

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    Tonights SVU was rough
    A star kid on a kids hockey team sodomized another player (his best friend) with a stick for missing a game winning shot the kid ends up dying and it cause the star kids dad put the kid up to it cause hes an abusive POS who trying to raise the next Gretzky

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
  • simonwolfsimonwolf so enough of this terror we deserve to know lightRegistered User regular
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Elki wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    "Sir Landshark" did you know you get the achievement for killing the Rat Ogre only if you land the killing blow? Yeah, that's why OnTheLastCastle has the achievement for it and we don't.

    Poaching.

    I called that out last night as I did it and read the cheevo

    I'm sorry that I killed hundreds of guys more than you both with my supreme witch hunter gunz

    You also have another ('secret') achievement we don't have. What else were you doing behind our backs?

    Hue hue hue

    I have no idea... was it returning a time? Let me look

    Shark said we might play tomorrow night

    We all have it, I might do the tutorial again now

    I think I have a thing I'm gonna do from 6-8ish PM, but after that I'm good.

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    OnTheLastCastle
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    google, search Dogs Drinking From Straws

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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Cool that works for me elki maybe 9

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
    Elki
  • TcheldorTcheldor Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Ked have you passed the work/are you seeking work as an attorney

    I don't fully understand what you mean but yes I'm looking for work as a lawyer

    that was supposed to be passed the bar

    but

    i am mentally inhibited

    yeah I did that

    my resume's good, I'm getting interviews, but no offers yet

    What state?

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  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    desc you've been playing conan for 15 hours

    hmm

    I'm going to log on and find that my slave town is going to just be a slum of Desc's megacity aren't I

    JacobkoshMsAnthropy
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    @Eddy

    what the heck

    i think i'm on the second chapter now? gravity's bone

    this is trippy

  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    maybe chongo has hot jd job tips

    *sues every stray cat in the neighborhood for breach of privacy, intentional infliction of emotional distress, trespass to the person, trespass to land, assault, battery, public nuisance, private nuisance, and slander*

    ronyaApothe0sis
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    @desc you wanna Vermintide tomorrow maybe 9pm central

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    Tcheldor wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Ked have you passed the work/are you seeking work as an attorney

    I don't fully understand what you mean but yes I'm looking for work as a lawyer

    that was supposed to be passed the bar

    but

    i am mentally inhibited

    yeah I did that

    my resume's good, I'm getting interviews, but no offers yet

    What state?

    California

  • PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Fake Gamer Goat Registered User regular
    @Elki are you playing Vermintide now? I played it a bunch a while ago but haven't played much lately, if you're on PC I could ride again.

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  • SniperGuySniperGuy Also known as Dohaeris Registered User regular
    Tonights SVU was rough
    A star kid on a kids hockey team sodomized another player (his best friend) with a stick for missing a game winning shot the kid ends up dying and it cause the star kids dad put the kid up to it cause hes an abusive POS who trying to raise the next Gretzky

    Was he on brown christmas?

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    Sometimes, I make YouTube videos
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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Elki are you playing Vermintide now? I played it a bunch a while ago but haven't played much lately, if you're on PC I could ride again.

    Dang, no, we're on Xbox. I picked it up, and so did Castle, Shark, and prop. We played the two hour trial without porp and had a lot of fun, so we decided to get it.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Geth, recycle the thread on page 100

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  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative Elki. Thread will be recycled after 100 pages.

  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    showerthought: is Fortran the Millennium Falcon of programming languages???

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    omg I am closing in on a mystery in Fallen London that has intrigued me for like four real life years

    I am closing in on Jack

    (REAL SPOILERS)
    At last

    The Clay Puppeteer is cracked and worn. Have you ever seen an older looking Clay Man? He doesn't even ask to be paid when he agrees to look over the collection of Jack's knives.

    You're nervous about letting a huge brute like the Clay Puppeteer touch the knives, but there's no other way. He runs a stony finger over a few handles, barely touching them.

    His voice has long lost the typical Clay rumble. The Puppeteer says, quietly, "They're alive. In a way that I am, and you're not. And they're furious. I don't think that there's anything to be done for them. The poor things. I'd like to tell you that you're after some mad Clay weaponsmith. But the strange thing is that they were made by different hands. Human hands at that, I think. But they do have that spark. Vitality. They have to be from Polythreme."

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  • PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Fake Gamer Goat Registered User regular

    Elki wrote: »
    Elki are you playing Vermintide now? I played it a bunch a while ago but haven't played much lately, if you're on PC I could ride again.

    Dang, no, we're on Xbox. I picked it up, and so did Castle, Shark, and prop. We played the two hour trial without porp and had a lot of fun, so we decided to get it.

    Its a pretty good game. I recommend learning to use the dodge ability ASAP (back / side + jump), it opens up a gigantic amount of strategy in your fights.

    Two goats enter, one car leaves
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Maybe you shouldn't chase an immortal killer that takes people over

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2017
    Elki wrote: »
    Elki are you playing Vermintide now? I played it a bunch a while ago but haven't played much lately, if you're on PC I could ride again.

    Dang, no, we're on Xbox. I picked it up, and so did Castle, Shark, and prop. We played the two hour trial without porp and had a lot of fun, so we decided to get it.

    Its a pretty good game. I recommend learning to use the dodge ability ASAP (back / side + jump), it opens up a gigantic amount of strategy in your fights.

    I kind of remember it from the tutorial, but in the game proper I only did it twice and by accident.

    Elki on
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    OnTheLastCastle
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Alazull I'm not drinking too much right now but I can point you in the right direction of some great places here if you visit!

  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    It would probably go well with my two-handed hammer style. Dodge-smash instead of hold-block, push-smash.

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