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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Ghostery, ublock origins, and flashcontrol are the 3 must have chrome extensions

    What happens if I don't have any of those things

    you get hacked

    That sounds bad

    ::hands Narwhal a dvd copy of Breaking Dawn: Part 1 but inside the case is Hackers::

    Mess with the best die like the rest

    durandal4532BeNarwhalLoserForHireXMrAnthropy
  • descdesc special request to all junglists Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    I physically like Delta's aircraft. That is, they are typically slightly bigger than other airlines in terms of legroom etc.

    For other people this is a minor comfort but for me it means I can basically feel like I'm in first class no matter what

    There's SO MUCH leg room

    But I hate that they constantly overbook flights, I've never flown with them and felt comfortable that I was definitely going to get on the the plane and wasn't going to be asked to take a different flight

    Arch dude

    I think you kind of always have a lot of leg room don't you

    Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you this simple question

    Has anyone ever said "oh this is too much legroom"?

    No they have not

    Nothing further, your honor

    ChanusArchcB557A Kobold's Koboldoverride367
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    You know i own this Verinatude game and have never installed it?

  • SniperGuySniperGuy Also known as Dohaeris Registered User, ClubPA regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    ... The Rock ... remake ...

    Don't you dare give Hollywood any ideas.

    It's you. You're the rocketman.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    I imagine @Jacobkosh is covered head to toe in Mann Co. logos

    ArchJacobkosh
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    ... The Rock ... remake ...

    Don't you dare give Hollywood any ideas.

    It's you. You're the rocketman.

    I legit just read this in Nick Cage's voice, then just started doing lines from Face/Off


    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
    BeNarwhal
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Credential Adjacent Registered User regular
    My review of every single coach airline seat I've sat in:

    It is much too small. There is not enough space in any dimension. My shoulders are broader than the seat along my upper back. The adjustable headrest cannot touch my head. Not even the base of my skull. Even if i slouch my knees are permanently stuck into the seat in front of me except Jet Blue where there are a few millimeters. If the person in front of me reclines then all hope is lost. At no point can I even use the tray table.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
    ChanusLudiousDelmain
  • ChanusChanus Never Backward Always ForwardRegistered User regular
    You know i own this Verinatude game and have never installed it?

    this is like 85% of my steam library

    D&D [chat] names list for games
    XCOM Name File with [chat] First Names - All Countries, M&F | Or Shivahn's with gendered names
    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
    **PUUUUUUNCH**
    amateurhourDrezEcho
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    I just try not to fly more than once a year if possible because flying sucks and we weren't meant to be airborne ground pls k thx


    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Which one of you clods tied these festive adornments? ... I like them.Registered User regular
    My review of every single coach airline seat I've sat in:

    It is much too small. There is not enough space in any dimension. My shoulders are broader than the seat along my upper back. The adjustable headrest cannot touch my head. Not even the base of my skull. Even if i slouch my knees are permanently stuck into the seat in front of me except Jet Blue where there are a few millimeters. If the person in front of me reclines then all hope is lost. At no point can I even use the tray table.

    Abolish the air travel system.

    LoserForHireX
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    On the one hand that was a sick burn by siggles

    On the other hand Desc is defending my honor in public

    On the third hand I don't want to put Desc against SiG with her new power level

    On the fourth hand can I just say I came out here to have a good time and I'm just feeling so attacked rn

    On the fifth hand I should probably stop over thinking this and get out of bed

    But on the sixth hand I have to teach tonight and there's a cuddly kitten

    desc
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    My review of every single coach airline seat I've sat in:

    It is much too small. There is not enough space in any dimension. My shoulders are broader than the seat along my upper back. The adjustable headrest cannot touch my head. Not even the base of my skull. Even if i slouch my knees are permanently stuck into the seat in front of me except Jet Blue where there are a few millimeters. If the person in front of me reclines then all hope is lost. At no point can I even use the tray table.

    Have you tried being the approximate size of middle schooler

    Chanusamateurhour21stCenturybowenMrAnthropy
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    My review of every single coach airline seat I've sat in:

    It is much too small. There is not enough space in any dimension. My shoulders are broader than the seat along my upper back. The adjustable headrest cannot touch my head. Not even the base of my skull. Even if i slouch my knees are permanently stuck into the seat in front of me except Jet Blue where there are a few millimeters. If the person in front of me reclines then all hope is lost. At no point can I even use the tray table.

    The seatbelt alone can bring a large man who is honestly watching his weight and trying very hard to tears. Anything else is without hope.

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Damn Arch with six hands you can jerk off like three people at once.


    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
  • ChanusChanus Never Backward Always ForwardRegistered User regular
    i was 6' tall in middle school

    D&D [chat] names list for games
    XCOM Name File with [chat] First Names - All Countries, M&F | Or Shivahn's with gendered names
    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
    **PUUUUUUNCH**
    Delmain
  • ChanusChanus Never Backward Always ForwardRegistered User regular
    but i only weighed like 130 so i could fit in places

    D&D [chat] names list for games
    XCOM Name File with [chat] First Names - All Countries, M&F | Or Shivahn's with gendered names
    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
    **PUUUUUUNCH**
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Flying is punishment for our sin of oil dependence.

    If we were a moral species, we wouldn't waste all that energy flying through the air, filling our skies with CO2.
    We'd leisurely travel on efficient, clean, and spacious trains.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    i was 6' tall in middle school

    This is bullshit

    You're bullshit

    Why didn't you share at least a little

    *Goes and sits comfortably in an airplane in a huff*

    ChanusdescEcho
  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    Damn Arch with six hands you can jerk off like three people at once.
    Synchronized orgasms

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    I have found that airplane seating is dramatically improved by dating a small person and bringing them

    So much more space

    Also I got in and the alarm was going off, good times. I think the cleaning staff accidentally set it off because I was not in early enough to open the door for them? Ugh.

  • Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    I heard this morning on NPR that Ice-T is 59 years old today.

    Finn should be looking to get his pension soon, right? Or is he above the mandatory retirement that I assume cops have.

    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I'm gonna saaaay ... over 160 launches attempted worldwide in 2019. Someone record that somewhere!
  • ChanusChanus Never Backward Always ForwardRegistered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i was 6' tall in middle school

    This is bullshit

    You're bullshit

    Why didn't you share at least a little

    *Goes and sits comfortably in an airplane in a huff*

    i would have happily given you a bit of my height and avoided the osgood-schlatter

    D&D [chat] names list for games
    XCOM Name File with [chat] First Names - All Countries, M&F | Or Shivahn's with gendered names
    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
    **PUUUUUUNCH**
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    can we just get sub orbital flights going already

    god what is this the dark ages

  • descdesc special request to all junglists Registered User regular
    No one can go against SiG at her current power level

    Do you know how many spells she can cast per day now

    So we have to be on our best behavior and when she comes in the thread you curtsy and say "good morrow Lady SiGmar" or else...

    I N F R A C T I O N S

    ChanusArchEcho
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    can we just get sub orbital flights going already

    god what is this the dark ages

    I mean, technically, current commercial airlines are suborbital.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • descdesc special request to all junglists Registered User regular
    We should bring back the curtsy

    We're a slovenly and impolite society of phone-stare-ers now

    ChanusMrAnthropy
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Not a Lizard Person Center of the EarthRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    No one can go against SiG at her current power level

    Do you know how many spells she can cast per day now

    So we have to be on our best behavior and when she comes in the thread you curtsy and say "good morrow Lady SiGmar" or else...

    I N F R A C T I O N S

    desc has been warned for this post

    Bless your heart.
    Archdescoverride367
  • ChanusChanus Never Backward Always ForwardRegistered User regular
    i want superorbital flights

    D&D [chat] names list for games
    XCOM Name File with [chat] First Names - All Countries, M&F | Or Shivahn's with gendered names
    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
    **PUUUUUUNCH**
    BeNarwhaloverride367
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    We should bring back the curtsy

    We're a slovenly and impolite society of phone-stare-ers now

    says the ghost wearing a hoodie. Can't even be bothered to put on a tie.


    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
    desc
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    I'm not huge on travel or scary technology but I'd consider teleport devices if they existed.

    I mean like "boom! you're at work now" would be pretty sweet.


    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    We should bring back the curtsy

    We're a slovenly and impolite society of phone-stare-ers now

    says the ghost wearing a hoodie. Can't even be bothered to put on a tie.

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat

    amateurhourdescPLA
  • ChanusChanus Never Backward Always ForwardRegistered User regular
    I'm not huge on travel or scary technology but I'd consider teleport devices if they existed.

    I mean like "boom! you're at work now" would be pretty sweet.

    except that the process is existentially horrifying

    D&D [chat] names list for games
    XCOM Name File with [chat] First Names - All Countries, M&F | Or Shivahn's with gendered names
    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
    **PUUUUUUNCH**
    tyrannus
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    I'm not huge on travel or scary technology but I'd consider teleport devices if they existed.

    I mean like "boom! you're at work now" would be pretty sweet.

    except that the process is existentially horrifying

    So is existing

    ChanusAiouaDevoutlyApathetic
  • ChanusChanus Never Backward Always ForwardRegistered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    I'm not huge on travel or scary technology but I'd consider teleport devices if they existed.

    I mean like "boom! you're at work now" would be pretty sweet.

    except that the process is existentially horrifying

    So is existing

    fair

    D&D [chat] names list for games
    XCOM Name File with [chat] First Names - All Countries, M&F | Or Shivahn's with gendered names
    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
    **PUUUUUUNCH**
    Archdesc
  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    I'm not huge on travel or scary technology but I'd consider teleport devices if they existed.

    I mean like "boom! you're at work now" would be pretty sweet.

    The front half of your cat is also at work, because we was trying to rub against your leg just as you zapped yourself.

    Damn it, it's fucking noon. I demand to know if Yami shit on a desk yet.

    Watch me sometimes stream games.
    Chanus
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    I'm not huge on travel or scary technology but I'd consider teleport devices if they existed.

    I mean like "boom! you're at work now" would be pretty sweet.

    except that the process is existentially horrifying

    Eh

    No different from every other moment

    Chanus
  • NecoNeco A gross misandrist tumblr harpy Registered User regular
    edited February 16
    Congratulations everyone I am on my way home

    Neco on
    amateurhourBeNarwhal
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I'd be 100% okay if they changed from air travel to like a global bullet train system. Even if it was 50% slower.

    Ladies.
    amateurhourSurfpossum
  • SniperGuySniperGuy Also known as Dohaeris Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i was 6' tall in middle school

    This is bullshit

    You're bullshit

    Why didn't you share at least a little

    *Goes and sits comfortably in an airplane in a huff*

    i would have happily given you a bit of my height and avoided the osgood-schlatter

    Did someone say Osgood

    Osgood-INGRID-OLIVER-day-of-the-doctor-b.jpg

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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal Beholden To Fun Registered User regular
    I like airplanes

    Narwhal I think you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
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