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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    here we have a person trying to push the boundaries of simultaneous male climax and you're sitting there complaining about the ambiance

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he8_V0BvbWg
    Researchers at DeepMind, Google's artificial intelligence lab, recently performed a number of tests by having its most complex AI play a series of a games with a version of itself.

    In the first game, two AI agents, one red and one blue, scramble to see who can collect the most apples, or green squares.

    Each AI has the option of firing off a long laser beam to stun the other AI, giving one player ample time to collect more precious green apples.

    Terrifyingly, it takes almost no time for both AI to start zapping each other relentlessly in the name of green apples.

    "These results show that agents learn aggressive policies in environments that combine a scarcity of resources with the possibility of costly action," wrote DeepMind's researchers in a study examining the tests.

    In addition, scientists were able to change details in the game that would push the AI into being more or less likely to zap their apple-gathering partner. For example, scientists lowered the frequency at which apples spawned and also upped the stun time for each AI's laser, tweaks that resulted in a "highly aggressive" game.

    We.

    Are going.

    To die.

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    i have a bunch of tabs open right now and no one can stop me

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    I'm enjoying the new multigrain flatbread at a certain fast food sandwich chain.

    With apologies to Donkey Kong.

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    here we have a person trying to push the boundaries of simultaneous male climax and you're sitting there complaining about the ambiance

    You're already putting me gut to gut with another guy in this scenario, we need to preserve what little ambiance is left

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Congratulations everyone I am almost home

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    It seems trivial to me that we exist only as molecules in motion, rather than static arrangements, and that as molecules are replaceable by identical ones, all essential things cannot be due to the identity of individual particles. Thus, the person that exists from t1 to t2 is fundamentally different from the person who exists from t2 to t3, and that relationship would be the same whether nothing happened at t2 or the person were suddenly switched three feet to the right, but otherwise identical.

    Therefore get over it and teleport everywhere :P

    This makes a lot of assumptions about identity re: particles

    Also particles are never identical as one of their properties is always necessarily different, i.e. their locations in space!

    Assumptions which are true, and can be shown by destructive and constructive interference, iirc?

    I recall reading a blog post by an angry quantum guy who wanted to yell at philosophers over this very thing :P

    But in any case there is no such thing as absolute position, so all that matters is relative position...

    the real issue is that we don't understand consciousness or even qualitative experience enough to make assumptions about duplicating or destroying brains. i wouldn't step into that thing.

    Hmm

    I am torn, because on the one hand, I want to go "ok, fair"

    On the other hand I approach 100% certain that everything we experience is somewhere in the brain, in the form of various processes that only are affected by relative positions and forces that are constantly shifting and would not be affected by such a thing.

    (I am legitimately surprised that you would not step into a teleporter, actually.)

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2017
    sometimes i'll open 25 porn tabs and then use hot keys to switch between them while jacking it, conducting my own little erotic symphony to crescendo with my favorite clip during climax

    or if i'm researching something i'm buying i might have 10 or 15 different reviews open

    but i'm fairly sure i've never had as many as 30 tabs

    1500?

    Organichu on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MATRIX MATH! MY PTSD!

    Oh, wait R does the math for me?

    That's nice.

    Still on stuff I know but I figured the first day would be repetitive for me.

    Also %in% is super damn useful for so much I do.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    having more than like 5 tabs open at once gives me a panic attack

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    i would rather die by being obliterated in the massive emerald apple lasers of the AI rebellion than in bed and on seventeen devastating drugs with a respirator

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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    Our monitoring, ticketing, documenting programs are all web based. And then I will have news, PA, and other misc google searches in tabs at one time. IT life yo.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MATRIX MATH! MY PTSD!

    Oh, wait R does the math for me?

    That's nice.

    Still on stuff I know but I figured the first day would be repetitive for me.

    Also %in% is super damn useful for so much I do.

    i enjoyed linear algebra in college but i use it so rarely in my job

    got to randomly help out a H/A thread the other day which was fun

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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    I have a folder of bookmarks for things I want to buy. Sometimes I batch-open all of them to process of elimination.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    1500 tabs

    1500 fucking tabs, 21st?

    That was a lie.

    I actually only had 1378.

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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    here we have a person trying to push the boundaries of simultaneous male climax and you're sitting there complaining about the ambiance

    You're already putting me gut to gut with another guy in this scenario, we need to preserve what little ambiance is left

    This gut to dick ratio seems off.

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    SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    Silicon valley did a bit about this
    A bit as in a conversation or a scene.

    Just... just curious.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    The actual amount of tabs open in Firefox was actually around 225.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    It seems trivial to me that we exist only as molecules in motion, rather than static arrangements, and that as molecules are replaceable by identical ones, all essential things cannot be due to the identity of individual particles. Thus, the person that exists from t1 to t2 is fundamentally different from the person who exists from t2 to t3, and that relationship would be the same whether nothing happened at t2 or the person were suddenly switched three feet to the right, but otherwise identical.

    Therefore get over it and teleport everywhere :P

    This makes a lot of assumptions about identity re: particles

    Also particles are never identical as one of their properties is always necessarily different, i.e. their locations in space!

    Assumptions which are true, and can be shown by destructive and constructive interference, iirc?

    I recall reading a blog post by an angry quantum guy who wanted to yell at philosophers over this very thing :P

    But in any case there is no such thing as absolute position, so all that matters is relative position...

    the real issue is that we don't understand consciousness or even qualitative experience enough to make assumptions about duplicating or destroying brains. i wouldn't step into that thing.

    Hmm

    I am torn, because on the one hand, I want to go "ok, fair"

    On the other hand I approach 100% certain that everything we experience is somewhere in the brain, in the form of various processes that only are affected by relative positions and forces that are constantly shifting and would not be affected by such a thing.

    (I am legitimately surprised that you would not step into a teleporter, actually.)

    to clarify, i'm talking about the one that destroys the original and makes a copy

    i am troubled by e.g. a thought experiment in which the machine simply creates a copy without destroying the original; obviously this would not transfer or disrupt my consciousness in any way so copies are not "me" and would not "transfer" my consciousness

    i rather think that such duplication may actually be completely physically impossible, though

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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    2 Tabs on learning Haskell
    1 Tab explaining what I downloaded when I downloaded Haskell
    1 Reddit tab
    1 Tumblr tab
    1 YouTube tab
    1 Mozilla Addon tab

    …?

    Switch Friend Code: SW-3011-6091-2364
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    I would always suspect a teleporter of having switches that read 'teleport mode' and 'vaporize mode' on the back.

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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    It seems trivial to me that we exist only as molecules in motion, rather than static arrangements, and that as molecules are replaceable by identical ones, all essential things cannot be due to the identity of individual particles. Thus, the person that exists from t1 to t2 is fundamentally different from the person who exists from t2 to t3, and that relationship would be the same whether nothing happened at t2 or the person were suddenly switched three feet to the right, but otherwise identical.

    Therefore get over it and teleport everywhere :P

    This makes a lot of assumptions about identity re: particles

    Also particles are never identical as one of their properties is always necessarily different, i.e. their locations in space!

    Assumptions which are true, and can be shown by destructive and constructive interference, iirc?

    I recall reading a blog post by an angry quantum guy who wanted to yell at philosophers over this very thing :P

    But in any case there is no such thing as absolute position, so all that matters is relative position...

    the real issue is that we don't understand consciousness or even qualitative experience enough to make assumptions about duplicating or destroying brains. i wouldn't step into that thing.

    It doesn't really matter to me if I'm the real me or not.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    2 Tabs on learning Haskell
    1 Tab explaining what I downloaded when I downloaded Haskell
    1 Reddit tab
    1 Tumblr tab
    1 YouTube tab
    1 Mozilla Addon tab

    …?

    ew tumblr and reddit

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    are you at least looking at porn on them kobold

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    49a2yobl3ffw.jpg

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    2 Tabs on learning Haskell
    1 Tab explaining what I downloaded when I downloaded Haskell
    1 Reddit tab
    1 Tumblr tab
    1 YouTube tab
    1 Mozilla Addon tab

    …?

    I love functional stuff

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Home I usually have between 5-10 tabs split between two instances of chrome. Usually youtube/hulu/twitch/netflix or whatever on the right. The left is usually 2 tabs of PA (D&D and G&T but sometimes SE++), WashPo, Gmail, sometimes facebook, usually like 1 or 2 vidya or research things and the webcomic tab as I read through stuff.

    It gets way more when I am programming or something as I do a lot of digging for things especially if I am doing something new.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    2 Tabs on learning Haskell
    1 Tab explaining what I downloaded when I downloaded Haskell
    1 Reddit tab
    1 Tumblr tab
    1 YouTube tab
    1 Mozilla Addon tab

    …?

    ew tumblr and reddit

    What do you have against Tumblr, i asked offendedly.

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    here we have a person trying to push the boundaries of simultaneous male climax and you're sitting there complaining about the ambiance

    You're already putting me gut to gut with another guy in this scenario, we need to preserve what little ambiance is left

    This gut to dick ratio seems off.

    Don't you judge me.

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    at work i have six tabs open, five vendor sites that are annoying to have to keep logging in to throughout the day and [chat]

    at home i have maybe two or three at most

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Outlook (the program) is killing me. Every so often it decides that there is 1 unread message even though I clicked everything. Then I need to search the server and it will have marked one of my read emails as unread.

    Can't live with that notification number staying active.

    It's the hassle-most hassle shit I want a different email program. How am I supposed to work under these CONDITIONS?????????????

    I found switching from All to Unread and back to All usually clears it.

    That didn't work for me :(

    I need to go to Unread and then Search server then rightclick mark as read

    :(:(:(:(

    PSN: Honkalot
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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i read reddit a lot. almost as much as i read these forums.

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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    are you at least looking at porn on them kobold

    The reddit tab is at least opened to r SubredditDrama? Because lol reddit

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    I'm thinking way too much about the logistics of that silicon valley scene but I'll summarize it as "Even if you managed to pair up dicks of similar length/girth to achieve as close to a seamless stroke between the two as possible, it's probably a lackluster experience."

    I mean, that was part of the joke.

    That they were going out of their way to get the mathematically optimal outcome without giving a fuck about any of the practicalities.

    I'll bet a lot of people at Disrupt don't even want their dicks stroked by some rando programmers.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    are you at least looking at porn on them kobold

    The reddit tab is at least opened to r SubredditDrama? Because lol reddit

    I'll allow it.

    /r/DIY and /r/aww would have also been acceptable.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    I sometimes try to figure out vidyagemms or machines and google five things and open twenty forums and three wikis.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    how does someone even interface with a thousand+ tabs? do you occasionally cycle through them all to remember what you have open? certainly many hundreds of those you forget even having open. maybe it's like, as i occasionally purge my tabs every few months i'm reminded i had this thing open and i then consume it?

    *trembles*

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
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    Surfpossum wrote: »
    Silicon valley did a bit about this
    A bit as in a conversation or a scene.

    Just... just curious.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-hUV9yhqgY

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    It seems trivial to me that we exist only as molecules in motion, rather than static arrangements, and that as molecules are replaceable by identical ones, all essential things cannot be due to the identity of individual particles. Thus, the person that exists from t1 to t2 is fundamentally different from the person who exists from t2 to t3, and that relationship would be the same whether nothing happened at t2 or the person were suddenly switched three feet to the right, but otherwise identical.

    Therefore get over it and teleport everywhere :P

    This makes a lot of assumptions about identity re: particles

    Also particles are never identical as one of their properties is always necessarily different, i.e. their locations in space!

    Assumptions which are true, and can be shown by destructive and constructive interference, iirc?

    I recall reading a blog post by an angry quantum guy who wanted to yell at philosophers over this very thing :P

    But in any case there is no such thing as absolute position, so all that matters is relative position...

    the real issue is that we don't understand consciousness or even qualitative experience enough to make assumptions about duplicating or destroying brains. i wouldn't step into that thing.

    Hmm

    I am torn, because on the one hand, I want to go "ok, fair"

    On the other hand I approach 100% certain that everything we experience is somewhere in the brain, in the form of various processes that only are affected by relative positions and forces that are constantly shifting and would not be affected by such a thing.

    (I am legitimately surprised that you would not step into a teleporter, actually.)

    to clarify, i'm talking about the one that destroys the original and makes a copy

    i am troubled by e.g. a thought experiment in which the machine simply creates a copy without destroying the original; obviously this would not transfer or disrupt my consciousness in any way so copies are not "me" and would not "transfer" my consciousness

    i rather think that such duplication may actually be completely physically impossible, though

    I'm only troubled by that insofar as there are limited resources (such as.. Querry...) that one me is going to be heartbroken to lose :P

    I see your point; I think, however, that my objection is to what you are treating as axiomatic - that there is one "you" and that consciousness is a thing that is transferred independently of the continuing motion and interaction of particles, which I think silently lies under everything here. If you accept that consciousnesses require constant interactions, and that you are not the same person as ten years ago because the interactions are different*, then it follows pretty easily that identity is constantly shifting as its components move around, and that that is the only thing we really need bee concerned with

    *this might be hard for some to swallow, but I don't think you can actually meaningfully say that you are without relying on non-physicalist stuff

    Unrelatedly, grading is hard.

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