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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    I don't have a new girlfriend, and haven't dated at all in 2017. Brothers, I think we need solidarity. Either I get a new girlfriend, or none of us get a girlfriend. Let us struggle as a collective.

    You want me to be single again damn ok

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular
    I was confused

    it was 3am and vh wasn't streaming

    internet problems, brover cleveland?

  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Elki wrote: »
    I don't have a new girlfriend, and haven't dated at all in 2017. Brothers, I think we need solidarity. Either I get a new girlfriend, or none of us get a girlfriend. Let us struggle as a collective.

    You want me to be single again damn ok

    I wish there was another way, but my hands are tied.

    smCQ5WE.jpg
    SurfpossumwanderingOnTheLastCastle
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    I don't have a new girlfriend, and haven't dated at all in 2017. Brothers, I think we need solidarity. Either I get a new girlfriend, or none of us get a girlfriend. Let us struggle as a collective.

    I can't abide by that.

    But I could probably get you laid.

    *ponders*

    Nah, I could definitely get you laid.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • EchoEcho Moderator mod
    Ugh. Class C Shitstorm today. Ah, the joys of IBS.

    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    I was confused

    it was 3am and vh wasn't streaming

    internet problems, brover cleveland?

    I was dropping all the frames, I think my connection was just bad tonight.

    vxsHp3F.gif
    I die evry tiem in Sekiro on Twitch
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    I don't have a new girlfriend, and haven't dated at all in 2017. Brothers, I think we need solidarity. Either I get a new girlfriend, or none of us get a girlfriend. Let us struggle as a collective.

    You want me to be single again damn ok

    I wish there was another way, but my hands are tied.

    Individual Autonomy?

  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular
    edited February 2017
    I was confused

    it was 3am and vh wasn't streaming

    internet problems, brover cleveland?

    I was dropping all the frames, I think my connection was just bad tonight.

    that's too bad.

    I guess I will play Just Cause 3 in the interim.

    RonaldoTheGypsy on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Ugh. Class C Shitstorm today. Ah, the joys of IBS.

    literally a shitstorm

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
    RMS OceanicBurnageJacobkoshZampanovcB557HonkEchooverride367
  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    Elki I'm breaking your strike

    wandering
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    I dated, stopped dating in disgust, and gained 20 pounds

    never date

    The Ender
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I dated, stopped dating in disgust, and gained 20 pounds

    never date

    Wasn't there somebody you were getting along well with?

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    look it doesn't take dating or stopping dating to gain 20 pounds

    trust me

    trust me

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
    Burnagewandering
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    Ronald D. Moore, being a good writer, puts a lot of personal investment into Jake Sisko. This works in his favor because, also, being a good writer, RDM attracts the attention of people with a talent for writing, who can't help but feel invested in Jake Sisko when he gets writerly.

    That's my hypothesis and I'm sticking to it.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo But do you really believe him? Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I dated, stopped dating in disgust, and gained 20 pounds

    never date

    We'll this doesn't take rocket science. We're pairing you up with Elki.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
    FeralkedinikThe EnderKanacredeikiJacobkoshHappylilElfBeNarwhalElkiBogartEchoPowerpuppieswanderingoverride367
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I dated, stopped dating in disgust, and gained 20 pounds

    never date

    We'll this doesn't take rocket science. We're pairing you up with Elki.

    [Chat] Dating Service

    Because your misery is our amusement

    Mojo_Jojowandering
  • OrphaneOrphane Dazzling radiance washes your engine in a gleaming tide. Glory, glory, glory. Registered User regular
    butts

  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I dated, stopped dating in disgust, and gained 20 pounds

    never date

    We'll this doesn't take rocket science. We're pairing you up with Elki.

    [Chat] Dating Service

    Because our misery is our amusement

    vxsHp3F.gif
    I die evry tiem in Sekiro on Twitch
    wandering
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo But do you really believe him? Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I dated, stopped dating in disgust, and gained 20 pounds

    never date

    We'll this doesn't take rocket science. We're pairing you up with Elki.

    [Chat] Dating Service

    Because your misery is our amusement

    Also I sell videos of the compulsory physical acts of love

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo But do you really believe him? Registered User regular
    Wait that sounds quite rapey. I was more going for mutual unhappiness

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    All sex is rape. #andreadworkin

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    *facerollin'*

    *facerollin'*

    *facerollin'*

    *Archon King ->> Squad Wipe*


    ...I don't know whether or not to complain about how bullshitty the Archon King is. There's no real strategy to beat him... but the Rulers, and that specific Ruler, is basically the only challenge the game can offer late game squads. It's just... a bit much?

    *shrug*

    *Preps 'B' Team*

    With Love and Courage
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Feral wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I dated, stopped dating in disgust, and gained 20 pounds

    never date

    Wasn't there somebody you were getting along well with?

    there was one person I liked and that ended poorly and I kind of really don't like that person at all now, and then a few people I was deeply lukewarm on

  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I dated, stopped dating in disgust, and gained 20 pounds

    never date

    We'll this doesn't take rocket science. We're pairing you up with Elki.

    [Chat] Dating Service

    Because your misery is our amusement

    Now that's a dating service slogan I can get behind.

    The Ender
  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    ok, done watching Welcome to the NHK. That got quite emotional!

    ...I probably should make better decisions wrt hours of sleep, but I haven't really been feeling the consequences so...

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
    air-photos.tumblr.com
    Kana
  • NecoNeco Vapid and Shallow Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    I don't have a new girlfriend, and haven't dated at all in 2017. Brothers, I think we need solidarity. Either I get a new girlfriend, or none of us get a girlfriend. Let us struggle as a collective.

    I can't abide by that.

    But I could probably get you laid.

    *ponders*

    Nah, I could definitely get you laid.

    Wait, you can do this?

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    I don't have a new girlfriend, and haven't dated at all in 2017. Brothers, I think we need solidarity. Either I get a new girlfriend, or none of us get a girlfriend. Let us struggle as a collective.

    I can't abide by that.

    But I could probably get you laid.

    *ponders*

    Nah, I could definitely get you laid.

    Wait, you can do this?

    :D

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
    Neco
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Hmm.

    I was stressing at home to get a video done before a meeting. I asked to postpone the meeting 15 minutes which was granted so that I could get the video ready.

    Then I ran into further trouble and now if I leave from home I'll be 30 minutes late in stead of 15.

    So I asked to run the meeting at the original time and that I would call in instead. But no answer. So do I leave or do I not leave. I can't do a skype meeting from the car, and if they don't want me to call in then I'll be as many minutes late as I stay here.

    Hmm wat a mystery how to do things no clear solution hmm.

    PSN: Honkalot
  • NecoNeco Vapid and Shallow Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I dated, stopped dating in disgust, and gained 20 pounds

    never date

    Wasn't there somebody you were getting along well with?

    there was one person I liked and that ended poorly and I kind of really don't like that person at all now, and then a few people I was deeply lukewarm on

    :(

    I agree though, dating is bad.

    wandering
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Hmm.

    I was stressing at home to get a video done before a meeting. I asked to postpone the meeting 15 minutes which was granted so that I could get the video ready.

    Then I ran into further trouble and now if I leave from home I'll be 30 minutes late in stead of 15.

    So I asked to run the meeting at the original time and that I would call in instead. But no answer. So do I leave or do I not leave. I can't do a skype meeting from the car, and if they don't want me to call in then I'll be as many minutes late as I stay here.

    Hmm wat a mystery how to do things no clear solution hmm.

    Give an additional 15 minutes and try again. Then 15 more.

    You might be 1 hour late, but you have a legitimate business-related reason for it.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
    Honk
  • BogartBogart I Will Cure You Registered User, Moderator mod
    Elki wrote: »
    I don't have a new girlfriend, and haven't dated at all in 2017. Brothers, I think we need solidarity. Either I get a new girlfriend, or none of us get a girlfriend. Let us struggle as a collective.

    The wife wasn't happy about going back to live with her mother, but solidarity with bros is important.

    JacobkoshHappylilElfBeNarwhalKanaNecoElkiBurnagePowerpuppieswandering
  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    I haven't dated recently either because I'm in a loving long term relationship

    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    I haven't dated recently either because I'm in a loving long term relationship

    me too!

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    I haven't dated recently either because I'm in a loving long term relationship

    I certainly don't condone this sort of perverse lifestyle and I hope none of our young posters are reading this

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
    kedinikHappylilElfZampanovBurnagecB557Powerpuppieswandering
  • NecoNeco Vapid and Shallow Registered User regular
    edited February 2017
    Feral wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    I don't have a new girlfriend, and haven't dated at all in 2017. Brothers, I think we need solidarity. Either I get a new girlfriend, or none of us get a girlfriend. Let us struggle as a collective.

    I can't abide by that.

    But I could probably get you laid.

    *ponders*

    Nah, I could definitely get you laid.

    Wait, you can do this?

    :D

    *fills out online dating profile and sends it to Feral*

    OMG FIX THIS

    Neco on
  • NecoNeco Vapid and Shallow Registered User regular
    The dating profile is a poorly drawn cat

    kedinikwandering
  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    I fell super asleep at the end, but it was enough to complete the backup. Now I'm only late for stuff.

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    staring-cat.png

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
    JacobkoshNecoHappylilElfZampanovBurnageronyaHonkEchowanderingoverride367PLARedTide
  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    The dating profile is a poorly drawn cat

    That's no cat

    It's a kitty roo!

    Neco
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    A people ready for adventure

    Your novel is a huge success at Court. There's very little that they like better than stories about rock-jawed British manhood knocking villainous continentals about in the name of the Empire. Some of the Court's more delicate flowers swoon at the sweatier moments.

    The common folk of London like it even more. Sales are astronomical. A swathe of young adventurers signs up at the docks, convinced that your Mountain of Youth is real. Several treasure-hunters knock on your door. They demand directions and promise you a share of their entirely imagined loot.

    kedinikElkiBogartKanaZampanovOrphanecB557PLA
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