life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
- Get up at 5am
- Work by 6am
- Typical work bullshit for 8hrs + lunch break
- Home at 3:45pm
- Take out trash
- Do the dishes
- Make banana bread muffins before the bananas on the counter go bad
Finally sitting down now at 4:30. Still have to figure out dinner tonight.
Wife and kids were home all day.
Family Life is the REAL wage slavery.
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Apothe0sisHave you ever questioned the nature of your reality?Registered Userregular
Whether you are willing to humiliate each other for gain and for how much should be worked out early in a relationship just like how big of an issue children are going to be.
Also whether you are willing to push the red button that gives you a million dollars but will kill someone you don't know.
This is super easy, here is the conversation script:
"did you know you can donate to charities that have an efficiency of $20 giving one person fresh water for twenty years?"
"Oh shit so donating like a thousand dollars means you come out ahead."
"Yes, it'd be immoral NOT to press the button!"
Then seven billion clicks later you're quadrillionaires.
The most effective way to save a human life is malaria netting which costs about 3500 per person.
Press the button, donate $7000 to the appropriate charity, repeat
You're coming out ahead
$3500 per net or $3500 per malaria incident prevented or $3500 per life saved
I believe it's $3500 for a lifetime supply of malaria netting
$3500 directly into my pocket. Please buy more malaria netting.
you;re in the pocket of big malaria?
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ZampanovYou May Not Go HomeUntil Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered Userregular
Whether you are willing to humiliate each other for gain and for how much should be worked out early in a relationship just like how big of an issue children are going to be.
Also whether you are willing to push the red button that gives you a million dollars but will kill someone you don't know.
This is super easy, here is the conversation script:
"did you know you can donate to charities that have an efficiency of $20 giving one person fresh water for twenty years?"
"Oh shit so donating like a thousand dollars means you come out ahead."
"Yes, it'd be immoral NOT to press the button!"
Then seven billion clicks later you're quadrillionaires.
The most effective way to save a human life is malaria netting which costs about 3500 per person.
Press the button, donate $7000 to the appropriate charity, repeat
You're coming out ahead
$3500 per net or $3500 per malaria incident prevented or $3500 per life saved
I believe it's $3500 for a lifetime supply of malaria netting
$3500 directly into my pocket. Please buy more malaria netting.
you;re in the pocket of big malaria?
Yes.
I'm flat fuckin' broke.
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MortiousThe Nightmare BeginsMove to New ZealandRegistered Userregular
Whether you are willing to humiliate each other for gain and for how much should be worked out early in a relationship just like how big of an issue children are going to be.
Also whether you are willing to push the red button that gives you a million dollars but will kill someone you don't know.
We'd both push the red button even if it killed someone we did know.
Whether you are willing to humiliate each other for gain and for how much should be worked out early in a relationship just like how big of an issue children are going to be.
Also whether you are willing to push the red button that gives you a million dollars but will kill someone you don't know.
We'd both push the red button even if it killed someone we did know.
what's the cutoff for know
the amount of my acquaintances > the amount of people that I like
so it wouldn't necessarily be a big loss
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ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
Whether you are willing to humiliate each other for gain and for how much should be worked out early in a relationship just like how big of an issue children are going to be.
Also whether you are willing to push the red button that gives you a million dollars but will kill someone you don't know.
We'd both push the red button even if it killed someone we did know.
what's the cutoff for know
the amount of my acquaintances > the amount of people that I like
so it wouldn't necessarily be a big loss
In the original version, it was some asshole genie bullshit.
"Button, Button" was first published in Playboy, June 1970, a short story written by Richard Matheson. The story was republished as part of a collection of Matheson's short stories.
In the original short story, the plot is resolved differently. Norma presses the button, and receives the money—after her husband dies in a train incident where Arthur is pushed onto the tracks (the money was the no-fault insurance settlement, which is $50,000 instead of the $200,000 in the Twilight Zone episode). A despondent Norma asks the stranger why her husband was the one who was killed. The stranger replies, "Did you really think you knew your husband?"
Matheson strongly disapproved of the Twilight Zone version, especially the new ending, and used his pseudonym Logan Swanson for the teleplay.[3]
+1
Sir Landsharkresting shark faceRegistered Userregular
what are some ones that would actually be fun, i don't even know what to search for. I'm not drinking!
porp and i went to a euchre meetup in Chicago and it was moderately fun but the crowd was much older which made forming new friendships more of a challenge
idk what are you into
Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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Hi I'm Vee!Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C ERegistered Userregular
Whether you are willing to humiliate each other for gain and for how much should be worked out early in a relationship just like how big of an issue children are going to be.
Also whether you are willing to push the red button that gives you a million dollars but will kill someone you don't know.
This is super easy, here is the conversation script:
"did you know you can donate to charities that have an efficiency of $20 giving one person fresh water for twenty years?"
"Oh shit so donating like a thousand dollars means you come out ahead."
"Yes, it'd be immoral NOT to press the button!"
Then seven billion clicks later you're quadrillionaires.
The most effective way to save a human life is malaria netting which costs about 3500 per person.
Press the button, donate $7000 to the appropriate charity, repeat
You're coming out ahead
Malaria netting is pretty efficient, but I think schistosomiasis treatment beats it. Schistosomiasis treatment costs about $2 per person per year, for a disease with a mortality rate of approximately 1 death per 1,000 carriers per year. (Anti-schistosomiasis drugs also have a secondary prophylactic effect against malaria and HIV.)
Feral on
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
The Schistosomiasis Control Initiative spends about 40% of its annual budget on drug distribution.
If you had a trust fund with an annual return of $6250, that's enough to donate $5k to SCI and have 20% for capital gains tax. You can get that by putting $500k in a CD with an interest rate of 1.25%.
Push the button once, set up an anti-schistosomiasis fund, spend the rest on hookers and pizza rolls.
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
Whether you are willing to humiliate each other for gain and for how much should be worked out early in a relationship just like how big of an issue children are going to be.
Also whether you are willing to push the red button that gives you a million dollars but will kill someone you don't know.
We'd both push the red button even if it killed someone we did know.
what's the cutoff for know
the amount of my acquaintances > the amount of people that I like
so it wouldn't necessarily be a big loss
In the original version, it was some asshole genie bullshit.
"Button, Button" was first published in Playboy, June 1970, a short story written by Richard Matheson. The story was republished as part of a collection of Matheson's short stories.
In the original short story, the plot is resolved differently. Norma presses the button, and receives the money—after her husband dies in a train incident where Arthur is pushed onto the tracks (the money was the no-fault insurance settlement, which is $50,000 instead of the $200,000 in the Twilight Zone episode). A despondent Norma asks the stranger why her husband was the one who was killed. The stranger replies, "Did you really think you knew your husband?"
Matheson strongly disapproved of the Twilight Zone version, especially the new ending, and used his pseudonym Logan Swanson for the teleplay.[3]
Logan... Swanson? Really?
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Sir Landsharkresting shark faceRegistered Userregular
I'm more interested in knowing:
How many people get the opportunity to press that button or identical buttons.
How many presses each person is allowed.
Where does the money come from?
This changes it from a trolley problem into a game theory problem.
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
+2
y2jake215certified Flat Birther theoristthe Last Good Boy onlineRegistered Userregular
what are some ones that would actually be fun, i don't even know what to search for. I'm not drinking!
porp and i went to a euchre meetup in Chicago and it was moderately fun but the crowd was much older which made forming new friendships more of a challenge
idk what are you into
sitting on the couch and watching house
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Whether you are willing to humiliate each other for gain and for how much should be worked out early in a relationship just like how big of an issue children are going to be.
Also whether you are willing to push the red button that gives you a million dollars but will kill someone you don't know.
We'd both push the red button even if it killed someone we did know.
what's the cutoff for know
the amount of my acquaintances > the amount of people that I like
so it wouldn't necessarily be a big loss
In the original version, it was some asshole genie bullshit.
"Button, Button" was first published in Playboy, June 1970, a short story written by Richard Matheson. The story was republished as part of a collection of Matheson's short stories.
In the original short story, the plot is resolved differently. Norma presses the button, and receives the money—after her husband dies in a train incident where Arthur is pushed onto the tracks (the money was the no-fault insurance settlement, which is $50,000 instead of the $200,000 in the Twilight Zone episode). A despondent Norma asks the stranger why her husband was the one who was killed. The stranger replies, "Did you really think you knew your husband?"
Matheson strongly disapproved of the Twilight Zone version, especially the new ending, and used his pseudonym Logan Swanson for the teleplay.[3]
I would totally approve of that twist if only the genie went "honestly, this is your fault for not asking me to define the terms, have you never met a genie before or what"
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Hi I'm Vee!Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C ERegistered Userregular
I'm more interested in knowing:
How many people get the opportunity to press that button or identical buttons.
How many presses each person is allowed.
Where does the money come from?
This changes it from a trolley problem into a game theory problem.
If anyone besides me gets to press the button I'm inventing a machine which presses it seven billion times.
All games reduce to global thermonuclear war.
+1
Sir Landsharkresting shark faceRegistered Userregular
I'm more interested in knowing:
How many people get the opportunity to press that button or identical buttons.
How many presses each person is allowed.
Where does the money come from?
This changes it from a trolley problem into a game theory problem.
what if there's no button no one dies and we give everyone a million dollars
we're all millionaires yayyyyy
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live fast, die young
for instance,
consider spending a million dollars on ribs
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
>.>
<.<
(jk, ilu Shark)
is the prison free
because I mean
this is a pretty hot deal if so
in a heart beat
- Get up at 5am
- Work by 6am
- Typical work bullshit for 8hrs + lunch break
- Home at 3:45pm
- Take out trash
- Do the dishes
- Make banana bread muffins before the bananas on the counter go bad
Finally sitting down now at 4:30. Still have to figure out dinner tonight.
Wife and kids were home all day.
Family Life is the REAL wage slavery.
you;re in the pocket of big malaria?
yeah maybe in your prisons
PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
what are some ones that would actually be fun, i don't even know what to search for. I'm not drinking!
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
I'm flat fuckin' broke.
We'd both push the red button even if it killed someone we did know.
It’s not a very important country most of the time
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I mean fine I guess........ IF I HAVE TO I WILL
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
what's the cutoff for know
the amount of my acquaintances > the amount of people that I like
so it wouldn't necessarily be a big loss
Several of the man-gays are.
Also yes
3 meals a day, guaranteed bed, shower, shelter, cable television, library, gym membership, can work in the kitchen if I behave myself
...
Aside from the inability to ever launch rockets, prison might be my dream, you guys.
And I can launch the rockets after I'm out, I suppose.
Well, that and the rape and death.
I mean where do I sign up?
porp and i went to a euchre meetup in Chicago and it was moderately fun but the crowd was much older which made forming new friendships more of a challenge
idk what are you into
Okay, I ran this, and there are some bad things, but I don't know what to do about them or if they're even correctable?
Do you suppose I can post the results link here, or does it contain critical info I need to keep secure?
Malaria netting is pretty efficient, but I think schistosomiasis treatment beats it. Schistosomiasis treatment costs about $2 per person per year, for a disease with a mortality rate of approximately 1 death per 1,000 carriers per year. (Anti-schistosomiasis drugs also have a secondary prophylactic effect against malaria and HIV.)
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
If you had a trust fund with an annual return of $6250, that's enough to donate $5k to SCI and have 20% for capital gains tax. You can get that by putting $500k in a CD with an interest rate of 1.25%.
Push the button once, set up an anti-schistosomiasis fund, spend the rest on hookers and pizza rolls.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Logan... Swanson? Really?
oh boy idk
um, who does network stuff, @ludious ?
Define "bad things" or post the link.
Edit: that came out shitty. I can take a look for ya though.
I go hard in the paint.
Interpret that as you will.
my stomach is growling at me yet i already ate two meals today this is bullshit
How many people get the opportunity to press that button or identical buttons.
How many presses each person is allowed.
Where does the money come from?
This changes it from a trolley problem into a game theory problem.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
sitting on the couch and watching house
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
I would totally approve of that twist if only the genie went "honestly, this is your fault for not asking me to define the terms, have you never met a genie before or what"
Here's the summary of "noteworthy events" for what that's worth:
If anyone besides me gets to press the button I'm inventing a machine which presses it seven billion times.
All games reduce to global thermonuclear war.
what if there's no button no one dies and we give everyone a million dollars
we're all millionaires yayyyyy