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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Remember where I work, VH.

    I definitely remember where you work.

    You're a day laborer for a girl who has a nice butt and her family. Lifting stuff, moving stuff, getting things from high places, that sort of thing.

    Sometimes I go for long walks and make long eye contact with dogs I see.

    Isn't that a no-no to do to dogs? Or is that some sort of old wives tale?

    You're thinking of Great Apes. Dogs don't like bared teeth.

    But also they're dogs, so I'm not really worried about them. Dogs love all of this. *gestures at entirety of self*

  • HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I was reading Stephen King books at age 9. My pronunciation of a lot of words is super fucked because I read them and didn't hear them for so long.

    I imagine a fair number of people here can relate to being a total nerd shutin of a child like I was.

    Ennui - N-U-I

    I have to constantly remind myself that hyperbole is not pronounced in any way approaching how it ought to be.

    All hail the Hyper Bowl

    DO NOT ENGAGE IN HYPER BOWL.
    YOUR PUNY EARTH BODY CANNOT WITHSTAND IT.

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »

    I try not to awesome posts that are just outside things but goddamn when they fit into context.

    Hang on, wait, am I missing a reference? Because this just seems like a complete non sequitur to me.

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    i don't understand the appeal of funko pops

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    It's always something with you isn't it you grasping supplicant

    Oh Hakks validate my fashion choices

    Hakks praise me on my tolerant and tender romantic gesture to this chick I feel affectionate towards

    Hakks Hakks hi how are you how's things

    GIVE ME SOME SPACE CASTLE

    Hakkes

    How you livin'?

    :winky:
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hi hakkekage

    What do you want from me castle
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    It's always something with you isn't it you grasping supplicant

    Oh Hakks validate my fashion choices

    Hakks praise me on my tolerant and tender romantic gesture to this chick I feel affectionate towards

    Hakks Hakks hi how are you how's things

    GIVE ME SOME SPACE CASTLE

    Gurl how you livin

    Scornfully

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    funko pops = trash

    nendoroids = good

  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    why do I have friends

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    PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    It's always something with you isn't it you grasping supplicant

    Oh Hakks validate my fashion choices

    Hakks praise me on my tolerant and tender romantic gesture to this chick I feel affectionate towards

    Hakks Hakks hi how are you how's things

    GIVE ME SOME SPACE CASTLE

    HAKKS I AM AT HOME DEPOT HOW MANY PITCHFORKS DO YOU WANT THEY CLOSE IN FIFTEEN MINUTES.

    Every single one and dont you dare think of exchanging capital for goods just walk out of there this is a REVOLUTION dammit

    How about I put it on credit? By the time the bill comes due, I'm sure the state will be smashed.

    No the WORST thing you can do is get it on credit

    Ya I sometimes I feel like you're not quite getting this whole class warfare thing

    Moooom, being a class traitor is haaaaaard.

  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    The more I play Empyrion, the better it is.

    I just built a hover tank with 30mm gatling guns and a pair of rocket turrets. I'm hoping to take out the Drone base that's nearby and heavily defended. I used a blueprint to build a super cool tower for a new base, it has elevated landing platforms for my small ships and I'm working on adding a nice big hovercraft parking area so my hover miner and hover tank have a place to park.

  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Mortious wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Remember where I work, VH.

    I definitely remember where you work.

    You're a day laborer for a girl who has a nice butt and her family. Lifting stuff, moving stuff, getting things from high places, that sort of thing.

    Sometimes I go for long walks and make long eye contact with dogs I see.

    Isn't that a no-no to do to dogs? Or is that some sort of old wives tale?

    You're thinking of Great Apes. Dogs don't like bared teeth.

    But also they're dogs, so I'm not really worried about them. Dogs love all of this. *gestures at entirety of self*

    I have no experience with Great Apes, but both baboons and monkeys hate it when you point firearms at them.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    It's always something with you isn't it you grasping supplicant

    Oh Hakks validate my fashion choices

    Hakks praise me on my tolerant and tender romantic gesture to this chick I feel affectionate towards

    Hakks Hakks hi how are you how's things

    GIVE ME SOME SPACE CASTLE

    Hakkes

    How you livin'?

    :winky:
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hi hakkekage

    What do you want from me castle
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    It's always something with you isn't it you grasping supplicant

    Oh Hakks validate my fashion choices

    Hakks praise me on my tolerant and tender romantic gesture to this chick I feel affectionate towards

    Hakks Hakks hi how are you how's things

    GIVE ME SOME SPACE CASTLE

    Gurl how you livin

    Scornfully

    Excuse me please do not edit my commentary

    The many blank lines that I left were critical in building

    The

    Anticipation

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Why does my phone keep telling me that my Samsung account session is expired. Fuck you phone stop notifying me of this!

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Mortious wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Remember where I work, VH.

    I definitely remember where you work.

    You're a day laborer for a girl who has a nice butt and her family. Lifting stuff, moving stuff, getting things from high places, that sort of thing.

    Sometimes I go for long walks and make long eye contact with dogs I see.

    Isn't that a no-no to do to dogs? Or is that some sort of old wives tale?

    You're thinking of Great Apes. Dogs don't like bared teeth.

    But also they're dogs, so I'm not really worried about them. Dogs love all of this. *gestures at entirety of self*

    I have no experience with Great Apes, but both baboons and monkeys hate it when you point firearms at them.

    How animalistic of them. Y'know, sometimes they seem so like us, and then you learn something like this ... *tuts*

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    It's always something with you isn't it you grasping supplicant

    Oh Hakks validate my fashion choices

    Hakks praise me on my tolerant and tender romantic gesture to this chick I feel affectionate towards

    Hakks Hakks hi how are you how's things

    GIVE ME SOME SPACE CASTLE

    Hakkes

    How you livin'?

    :winky:
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hi hakkekage

    What do you want from me castle
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    It's always something with you isn't it you grasping supplicant

    Oh Hakks validate my fashion choices

    Hakks praise me on my tolerant and tender romantic gesture to this chick I feel affectionate towards

    Hakks Hakks hi how are you how's things

    GIVE ME SOME SPACE CASTLE

    Gurl how you livin

    Scornfully

    Excuse me please do not edit my commentary

    The many blank lines that I left were critical in building

    The

    Below average climax

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Also I appreciate all the IT guys coming out of the woodwork to show off their knowledge after my problem is solved.

    But I make one post that shows I don't know about UPSes...

    @visiblehowl I suggest also investigating the DNS issue - if you have a borked DNS entry or your router is acting as a DNS forwarder then it will screw up everything. I don't think DNS traffic is substantial enough in a home environment to warrant a unified forwarder/cache and it tends to screw up. Set the DNS to google or whatever in your DCHP settings, or if that's unsupported set it directly.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Below Average Climax is also the name of my forthcoming album

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    i don't understand the appeal of lots of things

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    I always enjoy these talks, Hakke

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    It's always something with you isn't it you grasping supplicant

    Oh Hakks validate my fashion choices

    Hakks praise me on my tolerant and tender romantic gesture to this chick I feel affectionate towards

    Hakks Hakks hi how are you how's things

    GIVE ME SOME SPACE CASTLE

    Hakkes

    How you livin'?

    :winky:
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hi hakkekage

    What do you want from me castle
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    It's always something with you isn't it you grasping supplicant

    Oh Hakks validate my fashion choices

    Hakks praise me on my tolerant and tender romantic gesture to this chick I feel affectionate towards

    Hakks Hakks hi how are you how's things

    GIVE ME SOME SPACE CASTLE

    Gurl how you livin

    Scornfully

    Excuse me please do not edit my commentary

    The many blank lines that I left were critical in building

    The

    Below average climax

    Accurate.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2017
    I always enjoy these talks, Hakke

    And let that be a lesson to you

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited February 2017
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Why does my phone keep telling me that my Samsung account session is expired. Fuck you phone stop notifying me of this!

    maybe it is telling you to sell your phone and get an iPhone instead because it is in fact da bes.

    syndalis on
    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    You wanna see what I wrote in her card, don't you

  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    hi how are you I hope you are fine

  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Jake what happened

    I abolished the matriarchy

    I dunno u sound p abolished right now

    I am a well oiled black woman

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I always enjoy these talks, Hakke

    And let that be a lesson to you

    Oh hey that's the name of my Autobiography

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    I mean, I'm in with destroying society from the inside out, but I want to god damn rewards points while I do it.

  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Castle, I'm gonna shower and be ready in 45 minutes if you still want to play.

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
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  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    The well oiled black women were the friends we made along the way

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Castle, I'm gonna shower and be ready in 45 minutes if you still want to play.

    Sure, guess it'll just be us cause I never heard back from old sharko

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
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    "J.P. Wolff - Woman with model of dense atomic cloud (1950)"

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    The well oiled black women were the friends we made along the way

    Maybe the friends we made along the way were the real friends we made along the way.

  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    The well oiled black women were the friends we made along the way

    Maybe the friends we made along the way were the real friends we made along the way.

    Friends are like trampolines.

    *sigh*

    I wish I had a trampoline.

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    The well oiled black women were the friends we made along the way

    Maybe the friends we made along the way were the real friends we made along the way.

    c3crf0p6hmdw.jpg

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
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    "J.P. Wolff - Woman with model of dense atomic cloud (1950)"

    What is, "An Uncommon Fetish in the Early Atomic Age"?

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    It's always something with you isn't it you grasping supplicant

    Oh Hakks validate my fashion choices

    Hakks praise me on my tolerant and tender romantic gesture to this chick I feel affectionate towards

    Hakks Hakks hi how are you how's things

    GIVE ME SOME SPACE CASTLE

    Hakkes

    How you livin'?

    :winky:
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hi hakkekage

    What do you want from me castle
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    It's always something with you isn't it you grasping supplicant

    Oh Hakks validate my fashion choices

    Hakks praise me on my tolerant and tender romantic gesture to this chick I feel affectionate towards

    Hakks Hakks hi how are you how's things

    GIVE ME SOME SPACE CASTLE

    Gurl how you livin

    Scornfully

    Excuse me please do not edit my commentary

    The many blank lines that I left were critical in building

    The

    Below average climax

    Below average in what way, intensity, volume, feet per second, all the above?

    On a scale from Screech to Peter North, where are we talking?

    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    i want to have my mind blown
    wait what

    Bless your heart.
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    @elldren, @BeNarwhal

    https://youtu.be/GfMNtCPChxo

    So a flying car that combines a three wheeled car, and a gyrocopter. So many bad ideas in one place.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    It's always something with you isn't it you grasping supplicant

    Oh Hakks validate my fashion choices

    Hakks praise me on my tolerant and tender romantic gesture to this chick I feel affectionate towards

    Hakks Hakks hi how are you how's things

    GIVE ME SOME SPACE CASTLE

    Hakkes

    How you livin'?

    :winky:
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hi hakkekage

    What do you want from me castle
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    It's always something with you isn't it you grasping supplicant

    Oh Hakks validate my fashion choices

    Hakks praise me on my tolerant and tender romantic gesture to this chick I feel affectionate towards

    Hakks Hakks hi how are you how's things

    GIVE ME SOME SPACE CASTLE

    Gurl how you livin

    Scornfully

    Excuse me please do not edit my commentary

    The many blank lines that I left were critical in building

    The

    Below average climax

    Below average in what way, intensity, volume, feet per second, all the above?

    On a scale from Screech to Peter North, where are we talking?

    Let's just nip this in the bud before any crazy rumors spread:

    I have never, not once, satisfied a woman sexually in my entire life. Never really even come close.

    I just want to make that clear from the start.

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