Okay, maybe this was before China and the WWF started yelling at the world to save the pandas. Maybe Westerners weren't familiar with them, I'll give them some slack since...
OH COME ON!
I will confess that until just now, I didn't know those are not lobsters, they're actually pretty accurate looking Coconut Crabs. Still don't think they attack people.
Spolier for those squeamish about crustaceans. Nothing too creepy
Heroic Comics were pretty good, but nothing touched the insane covers of Man's Life
Are these all supposed to be the same guy?
Because if so, dude, just stop going outside. You're beating otters to death with another otter. And I think (I'm not sure) that you're preparing to throw a bat at another bat.
There should come a point where you just say "You know what? Mother nature's got it in for me. Maybe I should just stay home.". And I think you passed that sometime around when you were simultaneously beating rats to death with a rock while being attacked by piranhas.
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MichaelLCIn what furnace was thy brain?ChicagoRegistered Userregular
Oh god, the weasel words on that biography. Apparently Mr. State Senator "attended the University of California at Riverside majoring in astro-physics, geo-physics and mathematics."
Note, as the article points out "attended" here doesn't mean "graduated" or "obtained a degree."
He also 100% could not have majored in all of those things in any meaningful manner.
Like doing a Freshman semester of F's and coming out saying well I took 3 survey courses... I mean I MAJORED in 3 fields for that vague amount of time I attended...
That isn't necessarily three major. Some majors have names like that. I have a BS in physiology and neuroscience from UCSD. Wouldn't surprise me if at Riverside there was a major like that.
They actually called the university in one of the articles and the school said the dude attended while pursuing a physics degree for one year, after transferring in credit from a community college. So it's mostly super made up random stuff.
Okay, maybe this was before China and the WWF started yelling at the world to save the pandas. Maybe Westerners weren't familiar with them, I'll give them some slack since...
OH COME ON!
I will confess that until just now, I didn't know those are not lobsters, they're actually pretty accurate looking Coconut Crabs. Still don't think they attack people.
Spolier for those squeamish about crustaceans. Nothing too creepy
Heroic Comics were pretty good, but nothing touched the insane covers of Man's Life
Okay, maybe this was before China and the WWF started yelling at the world to save the pandas. Maybe Westerners weren't familiar with them, I'll give them some slack since...
OH COME ON!
I will confess that until just now, I didn't know those are not lobsters, they're actually pretty accurate looking Coconut Crabs. Still don't think they attack people.
Spolier for those squeamish about crustaceans. Nothing too creepy
Heroic Comics were pretty good, but nothing touched the insane covers of Man's Life
so does he just not know what shirts are or
He has a damaged shirt in the first magazine. Presumably he couldn't find another one after fighting the turtles before he had to fight all those other animals.
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Okay, maybe this was before China and the WWF started yelling at the world to save the pandas. Maybe Westerners weren't familiar with them, I'll give them some slack since...
OH COME ON!
I will confess that until just now, I didn't know those are not lobsters, they're actually pretty accurate looking Coconut Crabs. Still don't think they attack people.
Spolier for those squeamish about crustaceans. Nothing too creepy
Heroic Comics were pretty good, but nothing touched the insane covers of Man's Life
so does he just not know what shirts are or
He has a damaged shirt in the first magazine. Presumably he couldn't find another one after fighting the turtles before he had to fight all those other animals.
But he did have enough time to ditch the blonde and find some brunettes.
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Okay, maybe this was before China and the WWF started yelling at the world to save the pandas. Maybe Westerners weren't familiar with them, I'll give them some slack since...
OH COME ON!
I will confess that until just now, I didn't know those are not lobsters, they're actually pretty accurate looking Coconut Crabs. Still don't think they attack people.
Spolier for those squeamish about crustaceans. Nothing too creepy
Heroic Comics were pretty good, but nothing touched the insane covers of Man's Life
so does he just not know what shirts are or
He has a damaged shirt in the first magazine. Presumably he couldn't find another one after fighting the turtles before he had to fight all those other animals.
But he did have enough time to ditch the blonde and find some brunettes.
All of whom are apparently sharing the same shirt.
Okay, maybe this was before China and the WWF started yelling at the world to save the pandas. Maybe Westerners weren't familiar with them, I'll give them some slack since...
OH COME ON!
I will confess that until just now, I didn't know those are not lobsters, they're actually pretty accurate looking Coconut Crabs. Still don't think they attack people.
Spolier for those squeamish about crustaceans. Nothing too creepy
Heroic Comics were pretty good, but nothing touched the insane covers of Man's Life
so does he just not know what shirts are or
He has a damaged shirt in the first magazine. Presumably he couldn't find another one after fighting the turtles before he had to fight all those other animals.
But he did have enough time to ditch the blonde and find some brunettes.
All of whom are apparently sharing the same shirt.
but not the same pants
also how many cities are being ruined by love starved women? was there a plague back in the 50's I never knew about?
Okay, maybe this was before China and the WWF started yelling at the world to save the pandas. Maybe Westerners weren't familiar with them, I'll give them some slack since...
OH COME ON!
I will confess that until just now, I didn't know those are not lobsters, they're actually pretty accurate looking Coconut Crabs. Still don't think they attack people.
Spolier for those squeamish about crustaceans. Nothing too creepy
Heroic Comics were pretty good, but nothing touched the insane covers of Man's Life
Are these all supposed to be the same guy?
Because if so, dude, just stop going outside. You're beating otters to death with another otter. And I think (I'm not sure) that you're preparing to throw a bat at another bat.
There should come a point where you just say "You know what? Mother nature's got it in for me. Maybe I should just stay home.". And I think you passed that sometime around when you were simultaneously beating rats to death with a rock while being attacked by piranhas.
They even dedicated a statue to the poor bastard's harrowing daily life.
Edit: spoilered at request for unmodest statue
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Just remember that half the people you meet are below average intelligence.
You've got to admire a person whose first instinct, upon finding three lions 5 cm from his face, is getting his phone out to film and tweet about it.
This is truly a man who has his priorities straight.
Well probably not a horrible priority to stay calm and try not to do to much sudden activity. Lions were thirsty but startling them when they were licking could have turned a funny situation really dangerous.
Okay, maybe this was before China and the WWF started yelling at the world to save the pandas. Maybe Westerners weren't familiar with them, I'll give them some slack since...
OH COME ON!
I will confess that until just now, I didn't know those are not lobsters, they're actually pretty accurate looking Coconut Crabs. Still don't think they attack people.
Spolier for those squeamish about crustaceans. Nothing too creepy
Heroic Comics were pretty good, but nothing touched the insane covers of Man's Life
Are these all supposed to be the same guy?
Because if so, dude, just stop going outside. You're beating otters to death with another otter. And I think (I'm not sure) that you're preparing to throw a bat at another bat.
There should come a point where you just say "You know what? Mother nature's got it in for me. Maybe I should just stay home.". And I think you passed that sometime around when you were simultaneously beating rats to death with a rock while being attacked by piranhas.
They even dedicated a statue to the poor bastard's harrowing daily life.
*snip*
So, the Switch cartridges are...pretty tiny. And thus a swallowing hazard. Nintendo's solution? Put a rather powerful bitterant into the plastic, so the carts taste foul.
Of course, when game journalists hear this, what's the first thing they do?
So, the Switch cartridges are...pretty tiny. And thus a swallowing hazard. Nintendo's solution? Put a rather powerful bitterant into the plastic, so the carts taste foul.
Of course, when game journalists hear this, what's the first thing they do?
Okay, maybe this was before China and the WWF started yelling at the world to save the pandas. Maybe Westerners weren't familiar with them, I'll give them some slack since...
OH COME ON!
I will confess that until just now, I didn't know those are not lobsters, they're actually pretty accurate looking Coconut Crabs. Still don't think they attack people.
Spolier for those squeamish about crustaceans. Nothing too creepy
Heroic Comics were pretty good, but nothing touched the insane covers of Man's Life
Are these all supposed to be the same guy?
Because if so, dude, just stop going outside. You're beating otters to death with another otter. And I think (I'm not sure) that you're preparing to throw a bat at another bat.
There should come a point where you just say "You know what? Mother nature's got it in for me. Maybe I should just stay home.". And I think you passed that sometime around when you were simultaneously beating rats to death with a rock while being attacked by piranhas.
They even dedicated a statue to the poor bastard's harrowing daily life.
Edit: spoilered at request for unmodest statue
I THINK this is from the Vigeland sculpture park in Oslo, which is fucking incredible. I should have a bunch of pictures from there, too.
Okay, maybe this was before China and the WWF started yelling at the world to save the pandas. Maybe Westerners weren't familiar with them, I'll give them some slack since...
OH COME ON!
I will confess that until just now, I didn't know those are not lobsters, they're actually pretty accurate looking Coconut Crabs. Still don't think they attack people.
Spolier for those squeamish about crustaceans. Nothing too creepy
Heroic Comics were pretty good, but nothing touched the insane covers of Man's Life
Are these all supposed to be the same guy?
Because if so, dude, just stop going outside. You're beating otters to death with another otter. And I think (I'm not sure) that you're preparing to throw a bat at another bat.
There should come a point where you just say "You know what? Mother nature's got it in for me. Maybe I should just stay home.". And I think you passed that sometime around when you were simultaneously beating rats to death with a rock while being attacked by piranhas.
They even dedicated a statue to the poor bastard's harrowing daily life.
Edit: spoilered at request for unmodest statue
I THINK this is from the Vigeland sculpture park in Oslo, which is fucking incredible. I should have a bunch of pictures from there, too.
If you're constantly being attacked by small animals with tiny claws and can't bring yourself to at least put on a damn shirt, you deserve what you get.
So, the Switch cartridges are...pretty tiny. And thus a swallowing hazard. Nintendo's solution? Put a rather powerful bitterant into the plastic, so the carts taste foul.
Of course, when game journalists hear this, what's the first thing they do?
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Bottom right: "Wild vacationing wives are ruining palm beach"
Actually there's just something awful on all of them.
Shit, I forgot about those. I've got adblock on. My bad, guys. Shouldn't be an issue now that it's no longer linked.
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They actually called the university in one of the articles and the school said the dude attended while pursuing a physics degree for one year, after transferring in credit from a community college. So it's mostly super made up random stuff.
That's one hell of a wakeup call.
(Carefully boops snooze button)
so does he just not know what shirts are or
He has a damaged shirt in the first magazine. Presumably he couldn't find another one after fighting the turtles before he had to fight all those other animals.
But he did have enough time to ditch the blonde and find some brunettes.
All of whom are apparently sharing the same shirt.
but not the same pants
also how many cities are being ruined by love starved women? was there a plague back in the 50's I never knew about?
You've got to admire a person whose first instinct, upon finding three lions 5 cm from his face, is getting his phone out to film and tweet about it.
This is truly a man who has his priorities straight.
They even dedicated a statue to the poor bastard's harrowing daily life.
Edit: spoilered at request for unmodest statue
Well probably not a horrible priority to stay calm and try not to do to much sudden activity. Lions were thirsty but startling them when they were licking could have turned a funny situation really dangerous.
Always let the @Gator play through, especially when he's got lunch.
This bear is fully aware that he is on camera.
I'll admit i tried licking Breath of the Wild, first thing after i took it out of the box, because of how the story was making the rounds.
And? How was it?
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It is.
You are just asking for someone to make a quote tree of your post.
But on the topic of those Man's Life magazine covers, the title could easily be "The Woes of Being Level 1"
It wouldn't be a big deal except it turns mobile forum reading into a total fuckfest.
Also, that guy should probably stop hanging out in rivers/lakes/ponds, as 5/6 of those covers show him having a bad time in them.
It's entirely possible he's in a river in the bat picture too, but we can't tell due to the angle.
They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
It tastes like burnt rubber smells. And it lingers on your tongue for an impressive amount of time. I was still tasting it a couple hours later.
Don't do it.
No, it doesn't.
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Editing quote tree preferences is only available on the desktop site, not the mobile one.
Try it sometime and you'll see what I mean.
The mobile site autocollapses fine for me
Sounds like a bug, you should probably report it.
Works for me most of the time, but collapsing quotes is one of the last things it does, so on a slow connection sometimes it just doesn't.
It’s not a very important country most of the time
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