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[Wrestlingmania] the ultimate somethingsomethingmumblemumble

WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
edited April 2017 in Social Entropy++
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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    @Whippy hey how are you

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Yes, yes this is an appropriate new theme for a wrestling thread.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    This is much better than any laughing at impact thread could be

  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    @Whippy we need a recount on this heel stable thing

    Or possibly

    A threecount

    https://youtu.be/yKUstlGrvZg

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  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    Radius wrote: »
    Whippy we need a recount on this heel stable thing

    Or possibly

    A threecount

    https://youtu.be/yKUstlGrvZg

    Wait, 3 count were heels?

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Magell wrote: »
    Radius wrote: »
    Whippy we need a recount on this heel stable thing

    Or possibly

    A threecount

    https://youtu.be/yKUstlGrvZg

    Wait, 3 count were heels?

    only if you ask those lying jung dragons

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular

    Ah yes, Mr Perfect's TNA run where he brags about beating up Brock Lesnar on the Plane Ride From Hell, feuds with David Flair, then dies of a cocaine overdose.

    Lovely.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Mr Perfect's TNA entrance music is one of the best in wrestling history

  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    Magell wrote: »
    Radius wrote: »
    Whippy we need a recount on this heel stable thing

    Or possibly

    A threecount

    https://youtu.be/yKUstlGrvZg

    Wait, 3 count were heels?

    only if you ask those lying jung dragons

    One of those guys was just a white guy in a mask pretending to be a Japanese wrestler.

  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular


    did someone say redneck

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Magell wrote: »
    Magell wrote: »
    Radius wrote: »
    Whippy we need a recount on this heel stable thing

    Or possibly

    A threecount

    https://youtu.be/yKUstlGrvZg

    Wait, 3 count were heels?

    only if you ask those lying jung dragons

    One of those guys was just a white guy in a mask pretending to be a Japanese wrestler.

    man jamie noble's career ruled

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »

    Ah yes, Mr Perfect's TNA run where he brags about beating up Brock Lesnar on the Plane Ride From Hell, feuds with David Flair, then dies of a cocaine overdose.

    Lovely.

    lookit this fucking debbie downer over here

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  • LBD_NytetraynLBD_Nytetrayn TorontoRegistered User regular
    Thread title is a lie.
    Best faces, sure.

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »

    Ah yes, Mr Perfect's TNA run where he brags about beating up Brock Lesnar on the Plane Ride From Hell, feuds with David Flair, then dies of a cocaine overdose.

    Lovely.

    lookit this fucking debbie downer over here

    Curt deserved better is all I'm saying

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  • Dyvim TvarDyvim Tvar Registered User regular
    I'm confused, West Texas Rednecks were heels?

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Congrats to
    ROH tag champs
    the Hardys

  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    Magell wrote: »
    Magell wrote: »
    Radius wrote: »
    Whippy we need a recount on this heel stable thing

    Or possibly

    A threecount

    https://youtu.be/yKUstlGrvZg

    Wait, 3 count were heels?

    only if you ask those lying jung dragons

    One of those guys was just a white guy in a mask pretending to be a Japanese wrestler.

    man jamie noble's career ruled

    I loved the six months where he went to the indies and had all the dream matches before WWE resigned him.

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Congrats to
    ROH tag champs
    the Hardys

    They also said they've signed ROH contracts but that might be a storyline thing. Then again, ROH will guarantee them full creative control unlike WWE so maybe they did sign something official?

    If they choose that over a WrestleMania appearance then they weren't lying about wanting artistic integrity over money.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    we @whippy in here?

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    For those surprised that WWE would pass on them and let all that potential merch money slip from their fingers, keep in mind they don't own nor did they create the Broken characters.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    For those surprised that WWE would pass on them and let all that potential merch money slip from their fingers, keep in mind they don't own nor did they create the Broken characters.

    I thought the "tna owns the broken gimmick" turned out to be more carny bullshit?

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Surely you can't be serious, @Whippy ?

    The Legacy is the best heel stable in the history of pro wrestling!

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Whippy wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    For those surprised that WWE would pass on them and let all that potential merch money slip from their fingers, keep in mind they don't own nor did they create the Broken characters.

    I thought the "tna owns the broken gimmick" turned out to be more carny bullshit?

    It was. I'm saying because Matt owns the character that's a good reason why we might never see it in WWE.

    I just don't see the two sides coming to proper terms unless WWE really changes their business practices.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Whippy wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    For those surprised that WWE would pass on them and let all that potential merch money slip from their fingers, keep in mind they don't own nor did they create the Broken characters.

    I thought the "tna owns the broken gimmick" turned out to be more carny bullshit?

    It was. I'm saying because Matt owns the character that's a good reason why we might never see it in WWE.

    I just don't see the two sides coming to proper terms unless WWE really changes their business practices.

    Okay, cool, yeah, I (thankfully) misunderstood your post

    I'd be pretty sad if that wasn't the case

    Also I agree, WWE will never imo sign any deals that would give the hardys the creative control they'd demand

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    ROH
    now has Bully Ray

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Whippy wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Whippy wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    For those surprised that WWE would pass on them and let all that potential merch money slip from their fingers, keep in mind they don't own nor did they create the Broken characters.

    I thought the "tna owns the broken gimmick" turned out to be more carny bullshit?

    It was. I'm saying because Matt owns the character that's a good reason why we might never see it in WWE.

    I just don't see the two sides coming to proper terms unless WWE really changes their business practices.

    Okay, cool, yeah, I (thankfully) misunderstood your post

    I'd be pretty sad if that wasn't the case

    Also I agree, WWE will never imo sign any deals that would give the hardys the creative control they'd demand

    There's no way in hell Matt would sign over the rights to WWE. And that's the only way they'd come in.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
  • ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    In regards to the Hardys in ROH:
    I believe they're the first tag team in history to be WCW, ROH, TNA, and WWE tag team champions. Pretty impressive legacy. Either they or the Dudleyz have to be the most prolific tag team in history at this point, right? Who else has a longer track record in more companies than either of them?

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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Maybe they just come back as the Hardy Boyz for a few months, get a few PPV paydays and then go back and Matt banks on independent circuit.

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Eli Drake said in an interview that wrestling should have credits (ex. "Shawn Spears as Eli Drake"), and that is a thing I'm genuinely curious to hear people's takes on here.

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Eli Drake said in an interview that wrestling should have credits (ex. "Shawn Spears as Eli Drake"), and that is a thing I'm genuinely curious to hear people's takes on here.

    No.

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    i don't see a problem with it

    tv does its best to make credits unreadable anyway

    plus it'd give crew recognition

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  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    I'd be fine with it.

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  • ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    For behind the scenes people? Sure.

    Seems kind of silly for wrestlers, though.

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  • ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    As long as the very last one is
    and
    John Cena
    as
    HIMSELF

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  • LBD_NytetraynLBD_Nytetrayn TorontoRegistered User regular
    It's not entirely unheard of...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INlP6yC6cNc

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    WWE Universal Champion Kevin Owens vs. Goldberg
    Winner of Match [11]
    - Goldberg

    How long will the match go? [4] *
    Bell to Bell
    - 5-10 Minutes

    WWE Women's Champion Bayley vs. Charlotte
    Winner of Match [9]
    - Charlotte

    Method of Fall [3] - Submission

    WWE Raw Tag Team Champions Gallows and Anderson vs. Enzo and Big Cass
    Winning Team [7] -
    Ganderson

    Winning Team Member [3]- Gallows

    Losing Team Member [1] - Enzo

    Cruiserweight Champion Neville vs. Jack Gallagher
    Winner of Match [7] -
    Neville

    Roman Reigns vs. Braun Strowman
    Winner of Match [5] -
    Braaaaauuuuun

    Sami Zayn vs. Samoa Joe
    Winner of Match [5] -
    Samoa

    Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax
    Winner of Match [5] -
    Sasha Banks

    Will This Match Be Longer than Owens/Goldberg - Yes

    Title Changes
    How Many Title Changes will Occur at Fastlane? -
    Two

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    Maybe they just come back as the Hardy Boyz for a few months, get a few PPV paydays and then go back and Matt banks on independent circuit.

    I know WWE doesn't really care about negative or positive crowd reactions anymore but boy oh boy will it be negative if Matt and Jeff show up as Team Xtreme and not Broken, with Matt being 42 and Jeff being near 40.

    I know Attitude Era nostalgia trumps all today but yeesh.

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  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Xehalus wrote: »


    did someone say redneck

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    I wonder how much practice went into that

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