Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
"If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'."
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
Hell pig! aka Entelodont
More closely related to hippos than swine but I love pre ice age and ice age mammals
Real killing machines that will surely ruin you day
Millennials also tend to show up more in articles talking about what crazy thing millennials are up to now.
Maybe we're just avoiding reporting sex because we don't want to have another article talking about "deviant millennial behavior, with their tinder and their grindrs".
Can't easily link it on my phone cause it's probably too big, but the last image in the slideshow is pretty adorable. Basically a baby metroid.
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StraightziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered Userregular
I wouldn't want to constantly have a fitbit strapped to my johnson, I'm not interested in like, keeping track of my statistics and comparing the velocity of various fuck sessions
But I do have a new level of curiosity now
Like, I want to know my baseline, y'know?
Maybe retest every year or so, see if my boning capabilities have changed
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LuvTheMonkeyHigh Sierra SerenadeRegistered Userregular
Is it actually a real product or just an onion article? As a biologist, I am not sure what an "antibodies filter" is or how what it is attempting to describe would work without any disposable reagents and without taking a blood or semen sample
Edit: The website for the product doesn't mention anything about STI testing or "antibodies filter"
Is it actually a real product or just an onion article? As a biologist, I am not sure what an "antibodies filter" is or how what it is attempting to describe would work without any disposable reagents and without taking a blood or semen sample
It's an actual product, as best as I can tell.
I'm not seeing that antibodies filter stuff mentioned on the actual website for the device. Their claims are just:
- Calories burnt during sexual intercourse
- Speed of thrusts
- Total number of thrusts
- Frequency of sessions
- Total duration of sessions
- Average velocity of thrusts
- Girth measurement
- Different positions used (currently BETA testing – will have more info in a release coming soon)
- Average skin temperature
So with the smart condom/cockring/whatever, is this gonna end with people asking for their fuck metrics before they consider dating?
Will someone do this? Almost assuredly. Will it become a widespread phenomenon? Probably not.
If it catches on, it will likely be considered a pretty shallow thing to actually care about. Like, you might know what your partner's cock velocity is, because that's just a piece of data that people sometimes know, but it will be the same sort of thing as knowing how long someone's dick is. That said, there are people who care about that today, and I can absolutely see people wanting proof that they will be getting a "good fuck" before they get involved with someone.
Which of course presupposes that length multiplied by girth multiplied by velocity multiplied by time equals a good fuck, which I'm pretty sure we all know is a fallacy, but people got their preferences.
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Strelok.
Ganon.
Radioactive wild boar roaming the forests of Germany
Although fair point that's what happens to a SPIDER that's bit by a radioactive pig. We'd become Humanham. Haman.
Long pig?
edit:
Okay so I got a few parts of that movie mixed-up. I just remembered wild boars attacking at one point and then the ending.
get out of here stalker
Spider-pig?
More closely related to hippos than swine but I love pre ice age and ice age mammals
Real killing machines that will surely ruin you day
Fuck
https://arstechnica.com/science/2017/03/see-some-winners-of-the-2017-wellcome-trust-image-contest/
on the other hand:
http://www.designboom.com/technology/i-con-smart-condom/
D3 Steam #TeamTangent STO
But I do have a new level of curiosity now
Like, I want to know my baseline, y'know?
Maybe retest every year or so, see if my boning capabilities have changed
Bonerlytics, if you will.
Heheheh
The internet of things.
It's not actually a smart condom
It's more like a smart cock ring, it's a reusable device
Don't use my dick to mine for bitcoins.
STEAM
I Con
Is it actually a real product or just an onion article? As a biologist, I am not sure what an "antibodies filter" is or how what it is attempting to describe would work without any disposable reagents and without taking a blood or semen sample
Edit: The website for the product doesn't mention anything about STI testing or "antibodies filter"
I'm still 100% on board, btw.
It's an actual product, as best as I can tell.
I'm not seeing that antibodies filter stuff mentioned on the actual website for the device. Their claims are just:
You'll know.
Like a goddamn firehose turned all the way up.
I need dank cum that sounds like a jet taking off. My balls should sound like cement mixers.
only on craigslist
Will someone do this? Almost assuredly. Will it become a widespread phenomenon? Probably not.
If it catches on, it will likely be considered a pretty shallow thing to actually care about. Like, you might know what your partner's cock velocity is, because that's just a piece of data that people sometimes know, but it will be the same sort of thing as knowing how long someone's dick is. That said, there are people who care about that today, and I can absolutely see people wanting proof that they will be getting a "good fuck" before they get involved with someone.
Which of course presupposes that length multiplied by girth multiplied by velocity multiplied by time equals a good fuck, which I'm pretty sure we all know is a fallacy, but people got their preferences.