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Shadow of Mordor: Like Hatoful Boyfriend, but with Orcs. Bright Lord DLC out now!

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    FakefauxFakefaux Cóiste Bodhar Driving John McCain to meet some Iraqis who'd very much like to make his acquaintanceRegistered User regular
    edited March 2017
    "Nothing is evil in the beginning. Not even Sauron was so. Except Orcs. Just...just fuck em."

    This was the other part of the orc issue for Tolkien. In his early stories (pre LotR) he indicated that the dark powers made them from whole cloth; there's a line about them being created out of puddles of slime and mud, for example, which is probably where the movies got the idea for orcs being born out of the ground.But as a devout Christian, Tolkien also believed that nothing could be created purely evil, only corrupted to it. So he revised the origins, toying with orcs being created from transformed elves or humans, but he never settled on a definitive answer.

    Of all his worldbuilding inconsistencies, the nature of orcs, on multiple fronts, seems to have bothered him the most.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    The Uruk cloning pits or whatever were an invention of the films

    Also Tolkien does say in one of his letters that orcs, deep down, hate Sauron most of all, but the fear of him is stronger

    So that implies independent thought, at least, which should in turn imply they are not a monolith of murder and pillage

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    FakefauxFakefaux Cóiste Bodhar Driving John McCain to meet some Iraqis who'd very much like to make his acquaintanceRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    The Uruk cloning pits or whatever were an invention of the films

    Also Tolkien does say in one of his letters that orcs, deep down, hate Sauron most of all, but the fear of him is stronger

    So that implies independent thought, at least, which should in turn imply they are not a monolith of murder and pillage

    The problem is, despite existing independently of Sauron or Morgoth for thousands of years at different points in the timeline, orcs are still all about the murdering and the pillaging every time we see them. And there are multiple references to orc raids during those periods.

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    No I think I prefer to think of orcs as fantasy saibamen, and Uruk are just more carefully cultivated

    Which is why the first 5 hours of mordor two should be a farming sim as you grow your army

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Tolkien was a little wishy washy about things not actually being evil from the start.

    i.e. spiders

    They basically came from the darkness, evil and misbegotten from the get go.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Fakefaux wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    The Uruk cloning pits or whatever were an invention of the films

    Also Tolkien does say in one of his letters that orcs, deep down, hate Sauron most of all, but the fear of him is stronger

    So that implies independent thought, at least, which should in turn imply they are not a monolith of murder and pillage

    The problem is, despite existing independently of Sauron or Morgoth for thousands of years at different points in the timeline, orcs are still all about the murdering and the pillaging every time we see them. And there are multiple references to orc raids during those periods.

    You're absolutely right
    Hmm
    I wonder if you took a newborn orc and raised him with humans or elves, what you would get

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Like if you're raised in a chaotic evil culture of course that's all you'll know cause it's all your parents knew

    We've been spending most our lives living in an Uruk's paradise

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    LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    I've churned butter once or twice
    Living in an Uruk paradise
    It's hard work and sacrifice
    Living in an Uruk paradise
    We sell quilts at discount price
    Living in an Uruk paradise

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    FakefauxFakefaux Cóiste Bodhar Driving John McCain to meet some Iraqis who'd very much like to make his acquaintanceRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Fakefaux wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    The Uruk cloning pits or whatever were an invention of the films

    Also Tolkien does say in one of his letters that orcs, deep down, hate Sauron most of all, but the fear of him is stronger

    So that implies independent thought, at least, which should in turn imply they are not a monolith of murder and pillage

    The problem is, despite existing independently of Sauron or Morgoth for thousands of years at different points in the timeline, orcs are still all about the murdering and the pillaging every time we see them. And there are multiple references to orc raids during those periods.

    You're absolutely right
    Hmm
    I wonder if you took a newborn orc and raised him with humans or elves, what you would get

    You'd think someone would have tried that at some point during those several thousand years, but no.

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2017
    Stealing orc children: better or worse than mind controlling adult orc soldiers?

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    FakefauxFakefaux Cóiste Bodhar Driving John McCain to meet some Iraqis who'd very much like to make his acquaintanceRegistered User regular
    The thing is, the answer to the orc conundrum is seemingly obvious. They were bred as weapons, forced by inhuman powers to murder and destroy, kept in slavery. Tolkien makes a point that orc tribes are disunited and hostile to one another, almost never speaking the same language, having to use Westron as a lingua franca. They're atomized. And it makes sense, with the way they've been treated, that they've never been able to form a truly functioning society. They don't know how, or they haven't been allowed to.

    I suspect all of that occurred to Tolkien. He was no dummy. But if that was the answer, it then retroactively made all of his brave and noble heroes into monsters. Legolas and Gimli playing their kill count game, the Rohirrim burning orcs and sticking their heads on spears, they're all killing what is effectively an enslaved population of child-soldiers. Tolkien had been operating under the idea of orcs as personified human evils, demons, but when he finally came to grips with the idea that you can't have a personification of human evils as a physical race of beings without causing issues, he had already built a great deal of his story around it. To humanize the orcs would undermine his entire legendarium, his life's work.

    No wonder he was close lipped about it.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Stealing orc children: better or worse than mind controlling adult orc soldiers?

    I mean, it's for their own good, right? We're not talking about stealing babies just because, we're talking about taking them away from a harmful upbringing to raise into better people. I don't see what could be wrong about that.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Stealing orc children: better or worse than mind controlling adult orc soldiers?

    I mean, it's for their own good, right? We're not talking about stealing babies just because, we're talking about taking them away from a harmful upbringing to raise into better people. I don't see what could be wrong about that.

    Yeah, they just need to be reeducated from their savage nature.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    So on a different topic.

    Who else listened to a bunch of Blind Guardian - Nightfall in Middle-Earth during their younger years?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bDVPLDppvE

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2017
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Stealing orc children: better or worse than mind controlling adult orc soldiers?

    I mean, it's for their own good, right? We're not talking about stealing babies just because, we're talking about taking them away from a harmful upbringing to raise into better people. I don't see what could be wrong about that.
    Yeah pretty much

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    The words of a banished king
    "I swear revenge"
    Filled with anger aflamed our hearts
    Full of hate full of pride
    We screamed for revenge
    Niiiiiiightfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallll

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    FakefauxFakefaux Cóiste Bodhar Driving John McCain to meet some Iraqis who'd very much like to make his acquaintanceRegistered User regular
    Alright, getting away from orc ethics...

    So this game has you build a new ring of power. What, exactly, is that supposed to do?

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    The Uruk cloning pits or whatever were an invention of the films

    Also Tolkien does say in one of his letters that orcs, deep down, hate Sauron most of all, but the fear of him is stronger

    So that implies independent thought, at least, which should in turn imply they are not a monolith of murder and pillage

    that fits chaotic evil

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Didn't Tolkien derive the term orc from some kind of Norse zombie? Orcneas if I remember right? I could see that more or less being the issue. Something with which he intended at the start to be utterly mindless evil ala a zombie type situation. But as they developed into more of an actual living creature with culture you get these sort of situations that are harder to square.

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    Fakefaux wrote: »
    Alright, getting away from orc ethics...

    So this game has you build a new ring of power. What, exactly, is that supposed to do?

    presumably rule them all, find them, bring them all, and in the darkness bind them

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    FakefauxFakefaux Cóiste Bodhar Driving John McCain to meet some Iraqis who'd very much like to make his acquaintanceRegistered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    Didn't Tolkien derive the term orc from some kind of Norse zombie? Orcneas if I remember right? I could see that more or less being the issue. Something with which he intended at the start to be utterly mindless evil ala a zombie type situation. But as they developed into more of an actual living creature with culture you get these sort of situations that are harder to square.

    "Orcneas" was a vague term from Anglo-Saxon. It meant something comparable to "monster" and could be used to mean "ogre" or "giant" or "evil spirit" or "goblin" or what have you. Something of a catchall. It didn't mean any specific type of mythical being.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Fakefaux wrote: »
    Alright, getting away from orc ethics...

    So this game has you build a new ring of power. What, exactly, is that supposed to do?

    Shoot lasers

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Ah gotcha. I had some Tolkien etymology book (look at mister cool here) that suggested one of its origins as a zombie type creature. Though my memory might definitely be faulty here.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Fakefaux wrote: »
    Alright, getting away from orc ethics...

    So this game has you build a new ring of power. What, exactly, is that supposed to do?

    Same as the elven rings of power? Be neat and be a power boost.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    look at mister cool here

    Where I don't see him

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    FakefauxFakefaux Cóiste Bodhar Driving John McCain to meet some Iraqis who'd very much like to make his acquaintanceRegistered User regular
    Fakefaux wrote: »
    Alright, getting away from orc ethics...

    So this game has you build a new ring of power. What, exactly, is that supposed to do?

    Same as the elven rings of power? Be neat and be a power boost.

    Well, the problem there is the elven rings of power were specifically tools of defense and healing, not weapons. So you probably wouldn't want to make one of those in this instance.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    The best defense is a good offense!

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    FakefauxFakefaux Cóiste Bodhar Driving John McCain to meet some Iraqis who'd very much like to make his acquaintanceRegistered User regular
    The best defense is a good offense!

    If Talion wants to grow some really nice flowers, I think one of the elf rings would be super useful.

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Gustav wrote: »
    look at mister cool here

    Where I don't see him

    Listen, you aren't gunna get at me. I gotta go repaint my Lord of the Rings miniatures.

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    Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
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    I do have one, painfully obvious question, since I haven't finish Shadows of Mordor.

    Talion's DEAD, right? Like, the only reason he exists as a person is because Celebrimbor's Elven ghost is essentially possessing him and they have sort of a symbiotic relationship right?

    The reason I ask is because, if Talion splits from Celebrimbor, doesn't he just go back to being dead?

    Yes. Celebrimbor leaves him at one point and his throat wound immediately reopens and he starts to bleed out

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Okay, I love that they are leaning waaaay into the ridiculousness.

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    GaryOGaryO Registered User regular
    Im playing the Bright Lord DLC as somehow I never got around to it.

    I forgot how little health you have in this game. Getting annoyed at being 2 shotted by every captain.
    Also those spear-throwing orcs can eat a dick.

    But its super fun to meet a warchief and his captains, activate the one ring and instantly brand their entire entourage of orcs and let them hack the captains apart.

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    DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    Told the girlfriend she should try Mordor. So this morning she boots it up and gets to where it first let's you roam the world. You know, like eight minutes in. She getting a hang of the controls and picks a fight with some orcs.

    Three of them are captains. She dies relatively quickly. So she respawns and tries to find some easier prey. Gets surprised by a captain. During the fight two more walk up. She finally kills the first one and runs the fuck away from the other two. I dunno if she'll stick with it but those two immediate engagements were worth it.

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    DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    One of them was also The Singer. I never got The Singer.

    And of course that's the one she killed

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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    Docshifty wrote: »
    One of them was also The Singer. I never got The Singer.

    And of course that's the one she killed

    Yes, but did she kill him, or just "kill" him?

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    Weren't Orcs originally Elves?

    Like, didn't Melkor nab a whole bunch of them at some point early on in history and corrupt them?

    Or is my brain just making that up

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    DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    Peccavi wrote: »
    Docshifty wrote: »
    One of them was also The Singer. I never got The Singer.

    And of course that's the one she killed

    Yes, but did she kill him, or just "kill" him?

    Nah just killed him. She got another guy down and he's already come back.

    Ran into the same three again and fled again. They talked mad shit while she hid in a bush. Was very displeased about the smacktalk.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Weren't Orcs originally Elves?

    Like, didn't Melkor nab a whole bunch of them at some point early on in history and corrupt them?

    Or is my brain just making that up

    That's one version
    Tolkien himself never even settled on one

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    FakefauxFakefaux Cóiste Bodhar Driving John McCain to meet some Iraqis who'd very much like to make his acquaintanceRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Weren't Orcs originally Elves?

    Like, didn't Melkor nab a whole bunch of them at some point early on in history and corrupt them?

    Or is my brain just making that up

    That's one version
    Tolkien himself never even settled on one

    It's the version most popularized, though, because in LotR Treebeard mentions that orcs were made in "mockery of elves." Which could mean orcs were made from elf stock or just made from something else in imitation of elves. It's a vague statement.

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