@Anialos owns a slap-chop and a sham-wow so he is an authority on the subject:
But wait, there's more! If you order A visually arresting turtleneck in the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in The haunting stare of an Iraqi child absolutely free! (Megafrost)
But wait, there's more! If you order The new Radiohead album in the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in Erotic balloon animals absolutely free! (Gizzy)
But wait, there's more! If you order My vagina in the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in A woman scorned absolutely free! (Zombie Hero)
But wait, there's more! If you order That thing on the Internet that everyone's talking about in the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in Shiny objects absolutely free! (MrTLicious)
But wait, there's more! If you order The scientific method in the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in 3.7 billion years of evolution absolutely free! (Elvenshae )
But wait, there's more! If you order Menstrual rage in the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in An M16 assault rifle absolutely free! (Cythraul)
But wait, there's more! If you order A Bop It in the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in An overwhelming variety of cheeses absolutely free! (TheRoadVirus)
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AnialosCollies are love, Collies are life!Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered Userregular
I'm imagining an infomercial using Trumplethinskin's flailings as the intro to the classic, "There's got to be a better way!"
But wait, there's more! If you order The scientific method in the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in 3.7 billion years of evolution absolutely free!
I heard that @Elvenshae just loves fetch quests. And that his favorite Final Fantasy was X-2.
What's the latest bullshit that's troubling this quaint fantasy town? Synergistic management solutions. (Zombie Hero )
What's the latest bullshit that's troubling this quaint fantasy town? Hitler? Hitler!HitlerHitlerHitlerHitlerHitler. (Megafrost)
What's the latest bullshit that's troubling this quaint fantasy town? A double murder suicide barbeque. (TheRoadVirus)
What's the latest bullshit that's troubling this quaint fantasy town? Disco fever. (Cythraul)
What's the latest bullshit that's troubling this quaint fantasy town? Stormtroopers. (Anialos)
What's the latest bullshit that's troubling this quaint fantasy town? Zatopeepee, the Blind Fucksman. (MrTLicious)
What's the latest bullshit that's troubling this quaint fantasy town? Your bourgeois morality. (Gizzy)
I don't what that means but I have a feeling that a whole lot of people are about to lose their jobs/homes something. @Zombie Hero wins and gets to keep his stuff!
Round 12: You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on _____, and then there's some stuff about _____, and then it ends with _____.
You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on A thirsty, sperm-jacking wanna-be baby mama, and then there's some stuff about Bees? and then it ends with Ejaculating live bees and the bees are angry. (Cythraul )
You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on A sexy naked interactive theater thing, and then there's some stuff about Gandalf, and then it ends with Auschwitz. (Elvenshae)
You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on the majestic Gremlin with britches so fluffy they add new meaning to the cats pajamas, and then there's some stuff about Being a dick to children, and then it ends with Pooping in public. (Gizzy)
You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on Low-hanging fruit, and then there's some stuff about Paying the iron price, and then it ends with The taste of human flesh. (Anialos)
You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on Gilbert Gottfried's voice, and then there's some stuff about A supermassive black hole, and then it ends with JJ Abrams putting lens flares all over everything. (TheRoadVirus)
You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on A special snowflake, and then there's some stuff about The economy, and then it ends with Golden showers. (MrTLicious)
You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on Acknowledging that none of the dreams that you had as a child have come true, and then there's some stuff about Self-loathing, and then it ends with Burning Man. (Megafrost)
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MegafrostLeader of the DecepticonsRegistered Userregular
I laughed when @Cythraul got both of those 'bee' cards within a few rounds of one another. 'What is he going to do with those,' I thought. Well. He is going to win.
Round 13: We never did find _____, but along the way we sure learned a lot about _____.
This was the plot of at least one of the National Treasure movies, right @Cythraul ?
We never did find Cock, but along the way we sure learned a lot about Being a motherfucking box. (Zombie Hero)
We never did find Robin Thicke, but along the way we sure learned a lot about Ejaculating inside another man's wife. (Gizzy )
We never did find Don Cherry's wardrobe, but along the way we sure learned a lot about Copping a feel. (Megafrost)
We never did find Vegetarian options, but along the way we sure learned a lot about Extremely tight pants. (Anialos)
We never did find Cocktimus Prime: the laser-guided dildo rocket, but along the way we sure learned a lot about Powerful thighs. (Elvenshae)
We never did find A Category 5 assnado, but along the way we sure learned a lot about Bouncing up and down. (TheRoadVirus)
We never did find Mr. Right Now, but along the way we sure learned a lot about Old-people smell. (MrTLicious)
Anialos is not the guilty party, it is Cythraul. Regardless, the show must go on! @Gizzy Break a leg, or some other hollywood cliche:
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with No longer finding any Cards Against Humanity card funny. (Zombie Hero)
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with Placenta polenta. (Megafrost)
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with Type 2 diabetes. (MrTLicious)
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with One Direction. (Anialos)
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with Kale farts. (Elvenshae)
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with Britney Spears at 55. (TheRoadVirus )
And with that we have reached round 15! Time to ditch your shit cards. Post your most useless ones in the thread and I will replace them with slightly less useless cards.
The safe word.
Hey, fuck you buddy.
One trillion dollars.
Kale.
Dining with cardboard cutouts of the cast of "Friends."
Generally having no idea of what's going on.
I have never played with discards. I'm guessing this leads to another cosmic truth:
The best card to play for the current round is the one you just voluntarily gave away.
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Erin The RedThe Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMABaton Rouge, LARegistered Userregular
I would like to play turbo roulette and discard MY ENTIRE HAND
Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
Sir Thomas More's Fruitopia.
Super yoga.
Crawling into a vagina.
Carribbean Jesus.
A cooler full of organs.
Wifely duties.
Dick nipples.
Africans, the racist white kind.
A man-shaped box.
A sexually aggressive koala.
Neil Diamond's Greatest Hits.
Doo-doo.
Wil Wheaton crashing an actual spaceship.
The grey nutrient broth that sustains Mitt Romney.
A box that is conscious and wishes it weren't a box.
Ghosts.
Lucky Pierre.
Flop sweat.
Battlefield amputations.
Spending lots of money.
A balanced breakfast.
Slowly waving an oversized Jamaican flag.
Snorting coke off a clown's boner.
Failing the Turing test.
Embryonic stem cells.
Japanese rope technique.
A really bad yeast infection.
Switch Animal Crossing Friend Code: SW-5107-9276-1030
Island Name: Felinefine
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MegafrostLeader of the DecepticonsRegistered Userregular
I'm going to ditch... not quite the entire hand, but almost:
An icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker.
Chasing waterfalls.
Swallowing a cue ball.
Peeing a little bit.
Sharia law.
Muhammed (Praise Be Unto Him).
Anything with a hole.
Clamping down on a gazelle's jugular and tasting its warm life waters.
Spiking the juice at AA.
You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on a man-shaped box, and then there's some stuff about being a motherfucking box, and then it ends with a box that is conscious and wishes it weren't a box
AnialosCollies are love, Collies are life!Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered Userregular
Begone foul cards!
Three hairs from the silver-golden head of Galadriel.
The echoing silence left by SIDS.
A web of lies.
Moral ambiguity.
The harsh light of day.
Tongue.
The Chronicles of Red-Dick.
How'd you and I end up with the same card, Cyth? I smell SHENANIGANS!
Nothing nearly that interesting: I just never scrubbed my list of white cards for duplicates. It was compiled from several places so there is some overlap. Though I did shuffle the cards via RNG and the fact that all those stupid box cards ended up so close together is disconcerting.
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Steam: Elvenshae // PSN: Elvenshae // WotC: Elvenshae
Wilds of Aladrion: [https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/43159014/#Comment_43159014]Ellandryn[/url]
Round 10: But wait, there's more! If you order _____ in the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in _____ absolutely free!
@Cythraul @Elvenshae @Gizzy @Megafrost @MrTLicious @TheRoadVirus @Zombie Hero
There has to be a better way!
But wait, there's more! If you order A visually arresting turtleneck in the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in The haunting stare of an Iraqi child absolutely free! (Megafrost)
But wait, there's more! If you order The new Radiohead album in the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in Erotic balloon animals absolutely free! (Gizzy)
But wait, there's more! If you order My vagina in the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in A woman scorned absolutely free! (Zombie Hero)
But wait, there's more! If you order That thing on the Internet that everyone's talking about in the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in Shiny objects absolutely free! (MrTLicious)
But wait, there's more! If you order The scientific method in the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in 3.7 billion years of evolution absolutely free! (Elvenshae )
But wait, there's more! If you order Menstrual rage in the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in An M16 assault rifle absolutely free! (Cythraul)
But wait, there's more! If you order A Bop It in the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in An overwhelming variety of cheeses absolutely free! (TheRoadVirus)
But wait, there's more! If you order The scientific method in the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in 3.7 billion years of evolution absolutely free!
Round 11: What's the latest bullshit that's troubling this quaint fantasy town?
@Anialos @Cythraul @Gizzy @Megafrost @MrTLicious @TheRoadVirus @Zombie Hero
See side quests in ever Final Fantasy for examples.
What's the latest bullshit that's troubling this quaint fantasy town? Synergistic management solutions. (Zombie Hero )
What's the latest bullshit that's troubling this quaint fantasy town? Hitler? Hitler! Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler. (Megafrost)
What's the latest bullshit that's troubling this quaint fantasy town? A double murder suicide barbeque. (TheRoadVirus)
What's the latest bullshit that's troubling this quaint fantasy town? Disco fever. (Cythraul)
What's the latest bullshit that's troubling this quaint fantasy town? Stormtroopers. (Anialos)
What's the latest bullshit that's troubling this quaint fantasy town? Zatopeepee, the Blind Fucksman. (MrTLicious)
What's the latest bullshit that's troubling this quaint fantasy town? Your bourgeois morality. (Gizzy)
They're trying to actualize a paradigmatic shift, proactively process engineering a win-win vis-a-vis outside-of-the-box living-challenged persons!
Steam: Elvenshae // PSN: Elvenshae // WotC: Elvenshae
Wilds of Aladrion: [https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/43159014/#Comment_43159014]Ellandryn[/url]
Round 12: You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on _____, and then there's some stuff about _____, and then it ends with _____.
@Anialos @Cythraul @Elvenshae @Gizzy @Megafrost @MrTLicious @TheRoadVirus
Please wait for an additional card before sending me your choices. Need to make sure you have adequate choices to describe this crazy ass movie.
No pressure.
You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on A thirsty, sperm-jacking wanna-be baby mama, and then there's some stuff about Bees? and then it ends with Ejaculating live bees and the bees are angry. (Cythraul )
You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on A sexy naked interactive theater thing, and then there's some stuff about Gandalf, and then it ends with Auschwitz. (Elvenshae)
You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on the majestic Gremlin with britches so fluffy they add new meaning to the cats pajamas, and then there's some stuff about Being a dick to children, and then it ends with Pooping in public. (Gizzy)
You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on Low-hanging fruit, and then there's some stuff about Paying the iron price, and then it ends with The taste of human flesh. (Anialos)
You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on Gilbert Gottfried's voice, and then there's some stuff about A supermassive black hole, and then it ends with JJ Abrams putting lens flares all over everything. (TheRoadVirus)
You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on A special snowflake, and then there's some stuff about The economy, and then it ends with Golden showers. (MrTLicious)
You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on Acknowledging that none of the dreams that you had as a child have come true, and then there's some stuff about Self-loathing, and then it ends with Burning Man. (Megafrost)
Steam: Elvenshae // PSN: Elvenshae // WotC: Elvenshae
Wilds of Aladrion: [https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/43159014/#Comment_43159014]Ellandryn[/url]
Nintendo ID: Pastalonius
Smite\LoL:Gremlidin \ WoW & Overwatch & Hots: Gremlidin#1734
3ds: 3282-2248-0453
Round 13: We never did find _____, but along the way we sure learned a lot about _____.
@Anialos @Elvenshae @Gizzy @Megafrost @MrTLicious @TheRoadVirus @Zombie Hero
Those after school specials may not have been as innocent as you remember.
We never did find Cock, but along the way we sure learned a lot about Being a motherfucking box. (Zombie Hero)
We never did find Robin Thicke, but along the way we sure learned a lot about Ejaculating inside another man's wife. (Gizzy )
We never did find Don Cherry's wardrobe, but along the way we sure learned a lot about Copping a feel. (Megafrost)
We never did find Vegetarian options, but along the way we sure learned a lot about Extremely tight pants. (Anialos)
We never did find Cocktimus Prime: the laser-guided dildo rocket, but along the way we sure learned a lot about Powerful thighs. (Elvenshae)
We never did find A Category 5 assnado, but along the way we sure learned a lot about Bouncing up and down. (TheRoadVirus)
We never did find Mr. Right Now, but along the way we sure learned a lot about Old-people smell. (MrTLicious)
Confusion will be my epitaph
Round 14: MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _____.
@Anialos @Cythraul @Elvenshae @Megafrost @MrTLicious @TheRoadVirus @Zombie Hero
Next on the The Real World - Season 24: Who even gives a fuck anymore.
doo doo DOO DOO doo DOO
doo DOO doo doo DOO
doo doo DOO DOO doo DOO
HEEEEEY @Anialos
Pretty one
When you gonna give me your CARD, NOW ANI?
Subbed my card,
I'm just waiting on you @chamberlain .
Anialos is not the guilty party, it is Cythraul. Regardless, the show must go on! @Gizzy Break a leg, or some other hollywood cliche:
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with No longer finding any Cards Against Humanity card funny. (Zombie Hero)
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with Placenta polenta. (Megafrost)
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with Type 2 diabetes. (MrTLicious)
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with One Direction. (Anialos)
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with Kale farts. (Elvenshae)
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with Britney Spears at 55. (TheRoadVirus )
Island Name: Felinefine
And with that we have reached round 15! Time to ditch your shit cards. Post your most useless ones in the thread and I will replace them with slightly less useless cards.
@Anialos @Cythraul @Elvenshae @Gizzy @Megafrost @MrTLicious @Zombie Hero
A emergency root canal
Wiggling
The third trimester
All of the good times and premium gaming entertainment available to you in the Kickstarter room.
Nintendo ID: Pastalonius
Smite\LoL:Gremlidin \ WoW & Overwatch & Hots: Gremlidin#1734
3ds: 3282-2248-0453
Hey, fuck you buddy.
One trillion dollars.
Kale.
Dining with cardboard cutouts of the cast of "Friends."
Generally having no idea of what's going on.
The best card to play for the current round is the one you just voluntarily gave away.
Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
Sir Thomas More's Fruitopia.
Super yoga.
Crawling into a vagina.
Carribbean Jesus.
A cooler full of organs.
Wifely duties.
Dick nipples.
Africans, the racist white kind.
A man-shaped box.
Nintendo ID: Pastalonius
Smite\LoL:Gremlidin \ WoW & Overwatch & Hots: Gremlidin#1734
3ds: 3282-2248-0453
This came up in my first game with the black card "What does Dick Cheney prefer?" and has forever since been my gaming group's trump card.
Danger to the precinct
Gun and badge
New partner
Two weeks from retirement
Neil Diamond's Greatest Hits.
Doo-doo.
Wil Wheaton crashing an actual spaceship.
The grey nutrient broth that sustains Mitt Romney.
A box that is conscious and wishes it weren't a box.
Ghosts.
Lucky Pierre.
Steam: Elvenshae // PSN: Elvenshae // WotC: Elvenshae
Wilds of Aladrion: [https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/43159014/#Comment_43159014]Ellandryn[/url]
Flop sweat.
Battlefield amputations.
Spending lots of money.
A balanced breakfast.
Slowly waving an oversized Jamaican flag.
Snorting coke off a clown's boner.
Failing the Turing test.
Embryonic stem cells.
Japanese rope technique.
A really bad yeast infection.
Island Name: Felinefine
An icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker.
Chasing waterfalls.
Swallowing a cue ball.
Peeing a little bit.
Sharia law.
Muhammed (Praise Be Unto Him).
Anything with a hole.
Clamping down on a gazelle's jugular and tasting its warm life waters.
Spiking the juice at AA.
Some shit-hot guitar licks.
Bristol Palin.
Chesticles.
A box that is conscious and wishes it weren't a box.
And whoops on missing last round! On a road trip for work, busy drinking in Vancouver
Confusion will be my epitaph
And I checked three fucking times to make sure he didn't post them yet.
Steam: Elvenshae // PSN: Elvenshae // WotC: Elvenshae
Wilds of Aladrion: [https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/43159014/#Comment_43159014]Ellandryn[/url]
Three hairs from the silver-golden head of Galadriel.
The echoing silence left by SIDS.
A web of lies.
Moral ambiguity.
The harsh light of day.
Tongue.
The Chronicles of Red-Dick.
Nothing nearly that interesting: I just never scrubbed my list of white cards for duplicates. It was compiled from several places so there is some overlap. Though I did shuffle the cards via RNG and the fact that all those stupid box cards ended up so close together is disconcerting.