What? You wanna know how things run down here? Well, it's pretty simple. There are six different parties. Most of 'em don't like each other; if you bribe someone from an opposing party, they won't really like you. On the plus side, anyone in that party'll favor you a bit.
Ghosts don't like the Orc Party and their eating habits, that's for sure. You show an Orc some food and he's bound to gobble it up; and think of you more favorably for it. Likewise, the Orcs aren't huge fans of the Ghost Party; often sleepin' on the job, they are.
Mothmen like food too, but they ain't such gluttons about it. What do they think of the Holy Dragon Party? Well, they're a bunch of stuck up nobodies. Holy Dragons are too 'proper' for bribes, or so they say. Probably not worth the effort. They certainly aren't fans of the Mothmen Party.
Wood Golems...well, they love to drink. Not quite as much as the Baciel Party, though; they always show up drunk to assembly. Gets 'em all confused about their votes. Best not bring up the subject of the others; they don't really get along.
Oh, I almost forgot. Keep an eye out for Legendary Senators; they tend to influence the vote in some way or another. Don't show up all that often, though.
And if they don't give you the answer you want?
Well, don't fight 'em, that's for sure. You'll just end up with your head on a platter.
So the Dark Assembly system is based off of Disgaea 2. I've found myself favoring the Orcs, Mothmen, and Wood Golems in playing the video game, so we should plan on doing the same here. Ghosts and Belials are unreliable, and the Dragons just can't be bought off. We should also not be planning on fighting them either. That kind of action will end in a big mess, and nobody wants to clean that up.
So the Dark Assembly system is based off of Disgaea 2. I've found myself favoring the Orcs, Mothmen, and Wood Golems in playing the video game, so we should plan on doing the same here. Ghosts and Belials are unreliable, and the Dragons just can't be bought off. We should also not be planning on fighting them either. That kind of action will end in a big mess, and nobody wants to clean that up.
Being new here, I have no idea what the hell is going on....Will I recieve a message with instructions or something?
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edited December 2007
We're still in the signup phase.
The game will start tomorrow at 8:00 PM Eastern time.
(Well, to be specific, that's when signups end; it'll likely take another hour or so to get rolling.)
You'll receive a PM detailing your role and win conditions. The thread will be updated with more information on (most of) the mechanics.
Asukui; it's a tragedy as far as your free time is concerned. There won't be any left.
This is a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Disgaea Phalla
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Phalla gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these role PMs make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Thinatos.
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Phalla to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Phalla and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
Still alive.
I really hate poetry.....I mean, seriously, are poets not talented enough to write a book or something? Does their creativity run out after a few lines? Maybe poets are simply authors with ADD....
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Puunnnnch!
GRRAGGGGGH
Nice to have another convert.
(one of us! one of us!)
That was so great I wont grudge vote you.
(Don't throw me!)
baawwww
This one will be presented by Hylianbunny, who volunteered for unenviable task of organizing the Dark Assembly.
Sanity's Requiem, indeed.
Ghosts don't like the Orc Party and their eating habits, that's for sure. You show an Orc some food and he's bound to gobble it up; and think of you more favorably for it. Likewise, the Orcs aren't huge fans of the Ghost Party; often sleepin' on the job, they are.
Mothmen like food too, but they ain't such gluttons about it. What do they think of the Holy Dragon Party? Well, they're a bunch of stuck up nobodies. Holy Dragons are too 'proper' for bribes, or so they say. Probably not worth the effort. They certainly aren't fans of the Mothmen Party.
Wood Golems...well, they love to drink. Not quite as much as the Baciel Party, though; they always show up drunk to assembly. Gets 'em all confused about their votes. Best not bring up the subject of the others; they don't really get along.
Oh, I almost forgot. Keep an eye out for Legendary Senators; they tend to influence the vote in some way or another. Don't show up all that often, though.
And if they don't give you the answer you want?
Well, don't fight 'em, that's for sure. You'll just end up with your head on a platter.
We shall protect you, or else the color could be drained from the map!Waah!
!sign up
So the Dark Assembly system is based off of Disgaea 2. I've found myself favoring the Orcs, Mothmen, and Wood Golems in playing the video game, so we should plan on doing the same here. Ghosts and Belials are unreliable, and the Dragons just can't be bought off. We should also not be planning on fighting them either. That kind of action will end in a big mess, and nobody wants to clean that up.
The Spectrum Warriors are great cleaners!
Woosh!
The first has a far-superior story and voice actors.
The game will start tomorrow at 8:00 PM Eastern time.
(Well, to be specific, that's when signups end; it'll likely take another hour or so to get rolling.)
You'll receive a PM detailing your role and win conditions. The thread will be updated with more information on (most of) the mechanics.
After that, it's all you.
Good, I wasn't sure if I would have time to play it >.>
@ Spectre: Oh well, I'm sure it will still be enjoyable ;p
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Disgaea Phalla
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Phalla gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these role PMs make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Thinatos.
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Phalla to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Phalla and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
Still alive.
Oh, drat. And I was hoping to become the representative to the Dark Assembly, too.
Zaapppo!