Hailee Steinfeld as Luke
Asa Butterfield as Leia
Emma Thompson as Obi Wan
Hayley Atwell as Han
Tilda Swinton as Tarkin
Gwendolyn Christie as Vader
Hugh Grant as Mon Mothma
Robert Downey Jr. will star in the movie “The Voyage of Doctor Dolittle,” based on the classic character who can talk to animals, for Universal Pictures. Stephen Gaghan, who most recently directed Matthew McConaughey’s “Gold,” will helm the film from his own screenplay.
Talia Shire – Luke
Candice Bergen – Han
Dustin Hoffman – Leia
Sally Kellerman – C3PO
Katharine Hepburn – Obi Wan Kenobi
Liv Ullman – Grand Moff Tarkin
Grace Jones – Darth Vader
Pam Grier – Lando
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Talia Shire – Luke
Candice Bergen – Han
Dustin Hoffman – Leia
Sally Kellerman – C3PO
Katharine Hepburn – Obi Wan Kenobi
Liv Ullman – Grand Moff Tarkin
Grace Jones – Darth Vader Pam Grier – Lando
UHHHHHHHHH YEAH YES EXACTLY CORRECT
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Fuck... Grace Jones is the PERFECT Vader. I'm pissed u didn't think of it.
Talia Shire – Luke
Candice Bergen – Han
Dustin Hoffman – Leia
Sally Kellerman – C3PO
Katharine Hepburn – Obi Wan Kenobi
Liv Ullman – Grand Moff Tarkin
Grace Jones – Darth Vader
Pam Grier – Lando
but only because joan crawford was already gone by then
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I don't know why but this is just a really fun casting exercise, everyone has a take on it
this is what I'm going to use to start conversations with people I don't know very well from now on (but only on the offchance I think "so which presidents do you think you could beat up" is inappropriate)
also I just asked this question of this friend my lady introduced me to like a week ago and she thought for a second and went "the one in a wheelchair" and everybody around gasped audibly
e: personally I'd fuckin' brutalize Nixon but we've talked about this here before
I feel like Obama would either throw down as a friendly rival and help you up after he hands you your ass or fucking annihilate you without saying a word and there is no middle ground between the two
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Shit, those are both really good...
she's a good option for that, yeah
Asa Butterfield as Leia
Emma Thompson as Obi Wan
Hayley Atwell as Han
Tilda Swinton as Tarkin
Gwendolyn Christie as Vader
Hugh Grant as Mon Mothma
It's super cute, I like it a lot.
Michelle Yeoh as Vader. Who would you cast as Luke and Leia then?
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Candice Bergen – Han
Dustin Hoffman – Leia
Sally Kellerman – C3PO
Katharine Hepburn – Obi Wan Kenobi
Liv Ullman – Grand Moff Tarkin
Grace Jones – Darth Vader
Pam Grier – Lando
UHHHHHHHHH YEAH YES EXACTLY CORRECT
edit: Heck, Palpatine?
Also Charlize Theron needs to be in there somewhere. I could see her pulling off Han.
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oh! i forgot to list my palpatine!
joan bennett
this is what I'm going to use to start conversations with people I don't know very well from now on (but only on the offchance I think "so which presidents do you think you could beat up" is inappropriate)
Edit: huge image looks yuuuuge on mobile.
would you wrassle 'im
also I just asked this question of this friend my lady introduced me to like a week ago and she thought for a second and went "the one in a wheelchair" and everybody around gasped audibly
e: personally I'd fuckin' brutalize Nixon but we've talked about this here before
on a good day, Franklin Pierce
on a bad day, none of them
don't sell yourself short
I don't believe there's any healthy man under thirty who couldn't take Ronald Reagan on a bad day
the rules are "peak condition observed in office"
pretty sure you could handle a demented seventy-year-old even if you're hungover with a low-grade fever
Patrick, you know how to pick a guy up
Just dart in and out of range
That heart will give out eventually, mark my words
He only had one weakness; bullets
please forward any huge images of Aisha Tyler to my inbox
I read this as Daniel Bryan and got very excited for a second.
Why not? Take his legs out from under with a spear tackle and choke the gangly sumbitch out.
I think that would be the most justified. The most satisfying? I dunno, 45 has a high place on that list.
if you can get in range, sure
motherfucker has like 6 guns on him though