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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Orphane wrote: »
    em lets bifurcate our dicks

    Why bifurcate ya dicks when you can just grow another one

    quadfurcated double dicks

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    em lets bifurcate our dicks

    okay you first I'm right behind you

    god I like the idea of like, piercing my dick but the idea makes my hands sweat hard

    Why do you like this idea?

    cause a) body mod and b) sexual enhancement

    (ive heard a pierced dick is not better)

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    i need context for that clip, cB

    like, is that danny pre-martial arts training

    or post

    The whole show is supposedly after his training.
    Well, except for the flashbacks, but those are with a child actor being beaten by sticks.

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Oh jeeze, looks like my sister's husband is moving out of their house

    Am I going to have to pretend to be a supportive and caring family member

    you ought never lie nor pretend

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    i need context for that clip, cB

    like, is that danny pre-martial arts training

    or post

    The whole show is supposedly after his training.
    Well, except for the flashbacks, but those are with a child actor being beaten by sticks.

    i'm intrigued

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    I have a Triforce tattoo on my back, a pineapple on my thigh, a quote on my other thigh, a word on each ankle, a word on the arch of my right foot and a little tulip on my wrist. AND I WANT MORE.

    I have a mustache on my finger, stars on my upper arms, birds on my collarbone, a semicolon behind the ear, the Chinese symbol for "love" on my heart, roses on each ankle, and a butterfly on my lower back.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    em lets bifurcate our dicks

    okay you first I'm right behind you

    god I like the idea of like, piercing my dick but the idea makes my hands sweat hard

    Try sounding first, see if you like putting hard stuff in your dick

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    SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    em lets bifurcate our dicks

    okay you first I'm right behind you

    god I like the idea of like, piercing my dick but the idea makes my hands sweat hard

    Why do you like this idea?
    Describe, in explicit detail, both what appeals to and frightens you about it.

    *breathes heavily over your shoulder*

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    I need to laser off this wedding tattoo

    But I don't have a job yet and can't afford it

    So I have a little set of tattoo-concealing makeup
    Is it the one from The Fountain.

    No

    Small stylized brain on my ring finger (ex-wife is a neuroscientist)

    I could, as a last resort, just keep it and say that my genius is my one true love

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    oh sure making aunt may attractive

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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Send help. I made too much pulled pork.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    i need context for that clip, cB

    like, is that danny pre-martial arts training

    or post

    This is the supreme Kung Fu master at full strength yes

    cool cool

    that's cool

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    em lets bifurcate our dicks

    okay you first I'm right behind you

    god I like the idea of like, piercing my dick but the idea makes my hands sweat hard

    Why do you like this idea?
    Describe, in explicit detail, both what appeals to and frightens you about it.

    *breathes heavily over your shoulder*

    :whistle:
    All the other kids with the bifurcated dicks
    You better run, EM, run...
    :whistle:

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    I fell down the genius tree and hit every branch on the way down

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    navgoose wrote: »
    Send help. I made too much pulled pork.

    cuy66tlnu9ox.jpg

    You mean "send more buns and bbq sauce" right because there's no such thing as "too much" pulled pork.

    matt has a problem on
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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    My IQ is so high that I was forced to join the Brain Gang

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    em lets bifurcate our dicks

    okay you first I'm right behind you

    god I like the idea of like, piercing my dick but the idea makes my hands sweat hard

    Why do you like this idea?

    cause a) body mod and b) sexual enhancement

    (ive heard a pierced dick is not better)
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    em lets bifurcate our dicks

    okay you first I'm right behind you

    god I like the idea of like, piercing my dick but the idea makes my hands sweat hard

    Try sounding first, see if you like putting hard stuff in your dick

    no its too scary

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    worf as delivery nurse is fkin amazing

    this show is a masterclass in putting characters in perfectly ridiculous situations

    i love it so much

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    EriktheVikingGamerEriktheVikingGamer Registered User regular
    No such thing as too much pulled pork. Freeze it.

    Steam - DailyFatigueBar
    FFXIV - Milliardo Beoulve/Sargatanas
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    My IQ is so high that I was forced to join the Brain Gang

    My iq is so high, it's almost 90%.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    The last fight is by far the worst. It's hilariously bad. Laugh out loud bad.

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    My IQ is so high that I was forced to join the Brain Gang
    Ironically, it was a stupid idea.

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    MENSA identified me as their fated god-king, drugged me in my sleep, and forced this infernal tattoo upon me

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Oh jeeze, looks like my sister's husband is moving out of their house

    Am I going to have to pretend to be a supportive and caring family member

    you ought never lie nor pretend

    this Kantian muhfucka

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    I made some peanut butter lentil curry

    p tasty imo

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    The last fight is by far the worst. It's hilariously bad. Laugh out loud bad.
    Why would you kick a gun, and then just run away?

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    MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    I have a Triforce tattoo on my back, a pineapple on my thigh, a quote on my other thigh, a word on each ankle, a word on the arch of my right foot and a little tulip on my wrist. AND I WANT MORE.

    I have a mustache on my finger, stars on my upper arms, birds on my collarbone, a semicolon behind the ear, the Chinese symbol for "love" on my heart, roses on each ankle, and a butterfly on my lower back.

    I have a dot on the palm of my hand that I made by accidentally jabbing myself with a pen.

    It counts.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
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    AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    Send help. I made too much pulled pork.

    cuy66tlnu9ox.jpg

    *shows up, wraps my arms around you*

    It's okay bby gurl we got this.

    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    I need to laser off this wedding tattoo

    But I don't have a job yet and can't afford it

    So I have a little set of tattoo-concealing makeup
    Is it the one from The Fountain.

    No

    Small stylized brain on my ring finger (ex-wife is a neuroscientist)

    I could, as a last resort, just keep it and say that my genius is my one true love

    get a heart, a lung, and a spleen on your other fingers and yolo

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    wafflesmageewafflesmagee I like pancakes. Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    I have a Triforce tattoo on my back, a pineapple on my thigh, a quote on my other thigh, a word on each ankle, a word on the arch of my right foot and a little tulip on my wrist. AND I WANT MORE.

    I have a mustache on my finger, stars on my upper arms, birds on my collarbone, a semicolon behind the ear, the Chinese symbol for "love" on my heart, roses on each ankle, and a butterfly on my lower back.

    I have a semicolon on my ankle as well. I love it. :)

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    there isn't really anything very satisfying, to me, about watching a superhero get pounded up by random mooks

    it happens a lot in arrow, even as late as season 3! it happens in daredevil season 2 (although much less, thankfully) and it happens early on in daredevil season one

    i think it's one of the reasons something like captain america 1 works, and really most of the MCU- these guys are just fucking juggernauts and they don't really need to take shit from random dudes

    captain america, without any training at all, just his superhero gumption and powers, goes and rescues an entire platoon from a hydra base as his first actual mission

    that's way more entertaining than "danny rand, master of the iron fist, struggles to fight a guy with a knife in a storage room"

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    I know what tattoo I want but I'm too much of a coward to get it

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    My IQ so high I don't do online IQ tests and publish the results on my facebook wall.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    worf as delivery nurse is fkin amazing

    this show is a masterclass in putting characters in perfectly ridiculous situations

    i love it so much

    captain picard stuck in an elevator with kids, worf delivers a baby, troi has responsibilities

    fish out of water zaniness

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    AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    I fell down the genius tree and hit every branch on the way down

    Your curse must also be your gift.

    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    i need context for that clip, cB

    like, is that danny pre-martial arts training

    or post

    This is the supreme Kung Fu master at full strength yes

    cool cool

    that's cool

    It's a shitty corporate/crime drama that for some reason involves a grimy whiny hippy who occasionally manages to barely beat people up, with no direction or stakes. It's not a superhero show and it's not an Iron Fist show. It's garbage.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    im only kinda joking

    I think if you could add to the situ thats ideal because yes, you didn marry a neruoscientist once but now you have more tattoos

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    I know what tattoo I want but I'm too much of a coward to get it

    Same.


    Also it'd be expensive.

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    JuliusJulius Captain of Serenity on my shipRegistered User regular
    nothing dishonest about faking your own death.

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    em lets bifurcate our dicks

    okay you first I'm right behind you

    god I like the idea of like, piercing my dick but the idea makes my hands sweat hard

    okay get the nail gun

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