I think if you could add to the situ thats ideal because yes, you didn marry a neruoscientist once but now you have more tattoos
I like your idea
But also I'm an unemployed litigator who needs to fit in with a bunch of waspy old lawyers, or else I'm never going to get a job and stabilize my amazingly bad finances
but what if you abandoned that dream and embraced my fully tattooed dream instead
*tattoos entire face*
I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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Apothe0sisHave you ever questioned the nature of your reality?Registered Userregular
I think if you could add to the situ thats ideal because yes, you didn marry a neruoscientist once but now you have more tattoos
I like your idea
But also I'm an unemployed litigator who needs to fit in with a bunch of waspy old lawyers, or else I'm never going to get a job and stabilize my amazingly bad finances
but what if you abandoned that dream and embraced my fully tattooed dream instead
*tattoos entire face*
tattoo the bill of rights on your face and you'll be a shoe in
I think if you could add to the situ thats ideal because yes, you didn marry a neruoscientist once but now you have more tattoos
I like your idea
But also I'm an unemployed litigator who needs to fit in with a bunch of waspy old lawyers, or else I'm never going to get a job and stabilize my amazingly bad finances
but what if you abandoned that dream and embraced my fully tattooed dream instead
*tattoos entire face*
tattoo the bill of rights on your face and you'll be a shoe in
yeah but you know a year later you'll be like 'ugg I can't believe i got a tattoo of that right before it was abolished'
Aside from not everyone having parents the same age (personally my mom was 64 when I graduated highschool) Aunt May is supposed to be a traditionally matronly figure in the comics that the readers can also identify with. She's supposed to, along with Uncle Ben, be a guide for Peter's moral compass.
She is instead the butt of a bunch of jokes in the movie and actually wears a little black dress in the after credits scene. She is a cardboard cutout of a character instead of being one that guides Peter. Now, granted, this is a Captain America movie so they don't have time to expose on her specifically so I might still be proven wrong regarding the direction they take her. However, they have taken a seemingly strong female character and reduced her to the base components that the fedora wearing "m'lady" crowd want and made her incredibly thick headed as well.
If they really wanted to switch up the character, maybe she should have already known Peter was Spiderman before Stark showed up. There's also not a goddamn sign of Uncle Ben.
Or maybe it should have been Aunt May who died instead. There are plenty of ways to switch this origin story up without turning Aunt May into a supermodel. I can seriously count on one hand the number of 50+ year olds who actually look like that and most of them work in Hollywood.
P.S. No one likes arguing against 12+ people at once.
I'll argue with anyone, a dog, a whale, a robot, I don't give a fuck
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
Wait, setting aside the thrust of the argument, where did the whole fedora thing come from
I'm totally open to the argument that it's problematic for everyone in show business to be beautiful, and that conventionally attractive actresses especially have trouble scoring serious roles
IIRC Ashley Judd was in Double Jeopardy, which is how I found out that "double jeopardy" is a real legal term and not just a kind of question on a gameshow
IIRC Ashley Judd was in Double Jeopardy, which is how I found out that "double jeopardy" is a real legal term and not just a kind of question on a gameshow
That movie is a hilarious use of the term though. I guess I will spoiler this.
It's not accurate at all. The rule is You can't be tried from the same exact crime twice. She commits a totally new crime. She'd definitely go to jail.
So It Goes on
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
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I am horizontal
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We brought another lamp into my room and now it is bright as daylight in here
IIRC Ashley Judd was in Double Jeopardy, which is how I found out that "double jeopardy" is a real legal term and not just a kind of question on a gameshow
That movie is a hilarious use of the term though. I guess I will spoiler this.
It's not accurate at all. The rule is You can't be tried from the same exact crime twice. She commits a totally new crime. She'd definitely go to jail.
IIRC Ashley Judd was in Double Jeopardy, which is how I found out that "double jeopardy" is a real legal term and not just a kind of question on a gameshow
That movie is a hilarious use of the term though. I guess I will spoiler this.
It's not accurate at all. The rule is You can't be tried from the same exact crime twice. She commits a totally new crime. She'd definitely go to jail.
A husband and wife
can't be charged
with the same crime
Did you note my words of same exact crime
Did you
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*tattoos entire face*
I liked the other hallway scene better, the one with the lift and the chain and all that in the second season
you shut your diseased mouth he might have brought ashley judd with him > : (
i can't believe they cast such a young and attractive ensign
gd nerds
tattoo the bill of rights on your face and you'll be a shoe in
I have one in English that says "go to Asia, and then give up on your dreams."
that is a fair point
Yeah wtf u nerds this is the only acceptable live action definition
If it's all cgi animals then it's cgi animated animals
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
I'll argue with anyone, a dog, a whale, a robot, I don't give a fuck
um BC you can just refer to @Element Brian as a nerd directly no one else was having his nonsense
My conclusion from the argument is tomei is hot and she was the best in My Cousin Vinny
Which is th best courtroom movi of all time
A 'Stupid white people' kanji tattoo is really something which should exist.
Elon is out of control at this point
I'm totally open to the argument that it's problematic for everyone in show business to be beautiful, and that conventionally attractive actresses especially have trouble scoring serious roles
But 'hot girl good' is not a neckbeard thing
That movie is a hilarious use of the term though. I guess I will spoiler this.
I am horizontal
Nargirl is working on some form of home work
We brought another lamp into my room and now it is bright as daylight in here
oh no
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A husband and wife
can't be charged
with the same crime
https://youtu.be/M_dEaj0OOgw?t=545
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Did you
EM
I took my sleep meds and my body craves the sweet embrace of darkness!
But apparently Nargirl likes light like a
Well
Like a crazy person
I then kill that person in 2010
Factually different crimes! Not the same! Double jeopardy doesn't apply! Aaaaahhhhh