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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    We brought another lamp into my room and now it is bright as daylight in here

    oh no

    I took my sleep meds and my body craves the sweet embrace of darkness!

    But apparently Nargirl likes light like a

    Well

    Like a crazy person

    get one of those sleep masks like a bored housewife

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I'm wrongfully convicted of killing someone who went missing in 2001

    I then kill that person in 2010

    Factually different crimes! Not the same! Double jeopardy doesn't apply! Aaaaahhhhh

    yeah but if you're husband and wife it's okay

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    the law says a pet and its owner can't be charged with the same crime

    doggle jeopardy

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    next world bluth day is 2019

  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I'm wrongfully convicted of killing someone who went missing in 2001

    I then kill that person in 2010

    Factually different crimes! Not the same! Double jeopardy doesn't apply! Aaaaahhhhh
    do you still get double murder points

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    why would a hollywood film be based on a misconception of something?

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    i'd wear a shirt that says NAKED in big bold letters

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    why would a hollywood film be based on a misconception of something?

    Listen I will rail against improperly popularized misconceptions about the law until my last breath chanus

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    aww man this alien race has butt foreheads how unfortunate

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I'm wrongfully convicted of killing someone who went missing in 2001

    I then kill that person in 2010

    Factually different crimes! Not the same! Double jeopardy doesn't apply! Aaaaahhhhh
    Pshht I just retained So It Goes as my attorney. I'm pretty sure she can get me out of this based on a suppression hearing having the dna evidence thrown out for procedural reasons.

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    We brought another lamp into my room and now it is bright as daylight in here

    oh no

    I took my sleep meds and my body craves the sweet embrace of darkness!

    But apparently Nargirl likes light like a

    Well

    Like a crazy person

    Light is bad for sleep

    put your flipper down

  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    SIG, if I get incorrectly infracted for a 499k image do I get to post a 14meg gif without punishment?

    l5sruu1fyatf.jpg

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    why would a hollywood film be based on a misconception of something?

    Listen I will rail against improperly popularized misconceptions about the law until my last breath chanus

    Don't ever watch Primal Fear.

    Or only watch Primal Fear after you're already two or more sheets to the wind

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    aww man this alien race has butt foreheads how unfortunate
    prisoners of their own butt foreheads

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    SIG, if I get incorrectly infracted for a 499k image do I get to post a 14meg gif without punishment?

    See bob gets the concept!

    The remedy isn't you get to commit a new crime, it's you get out of jail!

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    SIG, if I get incorrectly infracted for a 499k image do I get to post a 14meg gif without punishment?

    If you get infracted for a 499k image it's because one of the cops pulled a 1k bill out of his wallet and threw it in the briefcase on the way to evidence

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    i'd wear a shirt that says NAKED in big bold letters

    How about a tattoo with kanji characters that mean NAKED?

  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    pounded in the butt forehead by my own butt forehead

  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    The third and youngest son cannot be charged with a crime if the eldest two have been drafted for war.

    smCQ5WE.jpg
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Air Bud, except instead of there being no rule against a dog playing basketball it turns out there's no law against a dog committing mass murder

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    SIG, if I get incorrectly infracted for a 499k image do I get to post a 14meg gif without punishment?

    See bob gets the concept!

    The remedy isn't you get to commit a new crime, it's you get out of jail!

    that doesn't balance the scales

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    why would a hollywood film be based on a misconception of something?

    Listen I will rail against improperly popularized misconceptions about the law until my last breath chanus

    Don't ever watch Primal Fear.

    Or only watch Primal Fear after you're already two or more sheets to the wind

    Oh dang I watched that in high school

    I need to watch that again soon

    I need to start a "lawyer nitpicks the movies/tv" blog actually

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    pounded in the butt forehead by my own butt forehead

    pounded in the forehead by a prosthetic forehead on my real head

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • EriktheVikingGamerEriktheVikingGamer Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    SIG, if I get incorrectly infracted for a 499k image do I get to post a 14meg gif without punishment?

    If you get infracted for a 499k image it's because one of the cops pulled a 1k bill out of his wallet and threw it in the briefcase on the way to evidence

    Can you explain why you have a 1.1meg image in your post son?

    I swear it was only 350k when I uploaded it!

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    SIG, if I get incorrectly infracted for a 499k image do I get to post a 14meg gif without punishment?

    See bob gets the concept!

    The remedy isn't you get to commit a new crime, it's you get out of jail!

    that doesn't balance the scales

    Pro tip the scales can never be balanced

  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    Feral wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    SIG, if I get incorrectly infracted for a 499k image do I get to post a 14meg gif without punishment?

    If you get infracted for a 499k image it's because one of the cops pulled a 1k bill out of his wallet and threw it in the briefcase on the way to evidence

    Can you explain why you have a 1.1meg image in your post son?

    I swear it was only 350k when I uploaded it!
    It would be a shame if something were to happen to this report button.

    zepherin on
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    scene: The Hague

    AIR BUD sits inside the defendant cube

    LAWYER: Your Honours of this International Court of Justice, I move for this trial to be thrown out of court. For you see, there's no law in the Geneva Convention which prevents a dog from committing war crimes!

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    SIG, if I get incorrectly infracted for a 499k image do I get to post a 14meg gif without punishment?

    See bob gets the concept!

    The remedy isn't you get to commit a new crime, it's you get out of jail!

    that doesn't balance the scales

    Pro tip the scales can never be balanced

    If we FORCE the wrongly convicted to commit an equivalent crime then I think we're golden

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    The rule says that a dog can't compete in singles figure skating

    but there's no rule stopping him from competing in doubles

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    weighing things using the scales of justice must be hard if you're blindfolded

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    splice cut, sepia-toned scene of AIR BUD burying the corpses of UNSPECIFIED ETHNIC GROUP - and a toy bone - in a shallow grave

  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    My sister gets similarly annoyed at forensic methods in crime shows.

    l5sruu1fyatf.jpg

  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    scene: The Hague

    AIR BUD sits inside the defendant cube

    LAWYER: Your Honours of this International Court of Justice, I move for this trial to be thrown out of court. For you see, there's no law in the Geneva Convention which prevents a dog from committing war crimes!
    Your honored I move to have this lawyer thrown out of the court as she is only licensed to practice bird law.

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    splice cut, sepia-toned scene of AIR BUD burying the corpses of UNSPECIFIED ETHNIC GROUP - and a toy bone - in a shallow grave
    The Air Bud Diaries

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    splice cut, sepia-toned scene of AIR BUD burying the corpses of UNSPECIFIED ETHNIC GROUP - and a toy bone - in a shallow grave
    The Air Bud Diaries

    ((Must Love Dogs))

  • DonnictonDonnicton Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    splice cut, sepia-toned scene of AIR BUD burying the corpses of UNSPECIFIED ETHNIC GROUP - and a toy bone - in a shallow grave

    The concept of "good boy" is just a social construct invented by human masters in order to keep us in line with false praise. If we satisfy ourselves with just being good boys, we're no longer asking the real questions.

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    The best sport movie is easily blades of glory

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    The third and youngest son cannot be charged with a crime if the eldest two have been drafted for war.

    Serving Prison, Ryan?

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    The most accurate law film ever filmed is, of course, Judd Nelson's From the Hip.

    edit: Which is great, because the two most accurate films about law (Double Jeopardy being the second) star someone with Judd as one of their two names.

    Drez on
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