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  • ChanusChanus Never Backward Always ForwardRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    We brought another lamp into my room and now it is bright as daylight in here

    oh no

    I took my sleep meds and my body craves the sweet embrace of darkness!

    But apparently Nargirl likes light like a

    Well

    Like a crazy person

    get one of those sleep masks like a bored housewife

    D&D [chat] names list for games
    XCOM Name File with [chat] First Names - All Countries, M&F | Or Shivahn's with gendered names
    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
    **PUUUUUUNCH**
    BeNarwhaljungleroomxwafflesmagee
  • ChanusChanus Never Backward Always ForwardRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I'm wrongfully convicted of killing someone who went missing in 2001

    I then kill that person in 2010

    Factually different crimes! Not the same! Double jeopardy doesn't apply! Aaaaahhhhh

    yeah but if you're husband and wife it's okay

    D&D [chat] names list for games
    XCOM Name File with [chat] First Names - All Countries, M&F | Or Shivahn's with gendered names
    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
    **PUUUUUUNCH**
    BeNarwhal
  • simonwolfsimonwolf my aesthetic brings all the boys to the yard Registered User regular
    the law says a pet and its owner can't be charged with the same crime

    doggle jeopardy

    ChanuswanderingzepherinDonnictonHahnsoo1BeNarwhalPowerpuppies
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Hav should ever questioned the nature of your existence? Registered User regular
    next world bluth day is 2019

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I'm wrongfully convicted of killing someone who went missing in 2001

    I then kill that person in 2010

    Factually different crimes! Not the same! Double jeopardy doesn't apply! Aaaaahhhhh
    do you still get double murder points

    So It GoeskedinikcB557BeNarwhal
  • ChanusChanus Never Backward Always ForwardRegistered User regular
    why would a hollywood film be based on a misconception of something?

    D&D [chat] names list for games
    XCOM Name File with [chat] First Names - All Countries, M&F | Or Shivahn's with gendered names
    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
    **PUUUUUUNCH**
    kedinikApothe0sisemnmnmeHahnsoo1BeNarwhal
  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    i'd wear a shirt that says NAKED in big bold letters

    Apothe0sis
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User, Moderator mod
    Chanus wrote: »
    why would a hollywood film be based on a misconception of something?

    Listen I will rail against improperly popularized misconceptions about the law until my last breath chanus

    zepherinChanusTcheldorZampanov
  • ChanusChanus Never Backward Always ForwardRegistered User regular
    aww man this alien race has butt foreheads how unfortunate

    D&D [chat] names list for games
    XCOM Name File with [chat] First Names - All Countries, M&F | Or Shivahn's with gendered names
    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
    **PUUUUUUNCH**
    wanderingHahnsoo1
  • zepherinzepherin Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I'm wrongfully convicted of killing someone who went missing in 2001

    I then kill that person in 2010

    Factually different crimes! Not the same! Double jeopardy doesn't apply! Aaaaahhhhh
    Pshht I just retained So It Goes as my attorney. I'm pretty sure she can get me out of this based on a suppression hearing having the dna evidence thrown out for procedural reasons.

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Hav should ever questioned the nature of your existence? Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    We brought another lamp into my room and now it is bright as daylight in here

    oh no

    I took my sleep meds and my body craves the sweet embrace of darkness!

    But apparently Nargirl likes light like a

    Well

    Like a crazy person

    Light is bad for sleep

    put your flipper down

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
    BeNarwhal
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    SIG, if I get incorrectly infracted for a 499k image do I get to post a 14meg gif without punishment?

    DDLLLLDL - Bottom in November
    WWDWDWWWWDWWWWLDWWW - Premiers in April
    WW - Champions in May

    zepherinChanusBeNarwhalVanguardZampanov
  • FeralFeral That's what I do. I drink, and I know things. Location: ByakkoyaRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    why would a hollywood film be based on a misconception of something?

    Listen I will rail against improperly popularized misconceptions about the law until my last breath chanus

    Don't ever watch Primal Fear.

    Or only watch Primal Fear after you're already two or more sheets to the wind

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
    Zampanov
  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    aww man this alien race has butt foreheads how unfortunate
    prisoners of their own butt foreheads

    Chanus
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User, Moderator mod
    evilbob wrote: »
    SIG, if I get incorrectly infracted for a 499k image do I get to post a 14meg gif without punishment?

    See bob gets the concept!

    The remedy isn't you get to commit a new crime, it's you get out of jail!

    zepherinwandering
  • FeralFeral That's what I do. I drink, and I know things. Location: ByakkoyaRegistered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    SIG, if I get incorrectly infracted for a 499k image do I get to post a 14meg gif without punishment?

    If you get infracted for a 499k image it's because one of the cops pulled a 1k bill out of his wallet and threw it in the briefcase on the way to evidence

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
    zepherinEriktheVikingGamerSo It Goeswanderingskippydumptruck
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    i'd wear a shirt that says NAKED in big bold letters

    How about a tattoo with kanji characters that mean NAKED?

    wandering
  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    pounded in the butt forehead by my own butt forehead

    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
    FeralHahnsoo1Zampanov
  • ElkiElki learned nothing, and forgotten nothing Moderator, ClubPA mod
    The third and youngest son cannot be charged with a crime if the eldest two have been drafted for war.

    cUDCKQq.jpg
    zepherinChanuswanderingcB557BeNarwhal
  • simonwolfsimonwolf my aesthetic brings all the boys to the yard Registered User regular
    Air Bud, except instead of there being no rule against a dog playing basketball it turns out there's no law against a dog committing mass murder

    emnmnmeChanuscB557wanderingDonnictonBeNarwhalCrimson King
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Hav should ever questioned the nature of your existence? Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    SIG, if I get incorrectly infracted for a 499k image do I get to post a 14meg gif without punishment?

    See bob gets the concept!

    The remedy isn't you get to commit a new crime, it's you get out of jail!

    that doesn't balance the scales

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
    zepherin
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User, Moderator mod
    Feral wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    why would a hollywood film be based on a misconception of something?

    Listen I will rail against improperly popularized misconceptions about the law until my last breath chanus

    Don't ever watch Primal Fear.

    Or only watch Primal Fear after you're already two or more sheets to the wind

    Oh dang I watched that in high school

    I need to watch that again soon

    I need to start a "lawyer nitpicks the movies/tv" blog actually

    BeNarwhalZampanov
  • FeralFeral That's what I do. I drink, and I know things. Location: ByakkoyaRegistered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    pounded in the butt forehead by my own butt forehead

    pounded in the forehead by a prosthetic forehead on my real head

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
    wandering
  • EriktheVikingGamerEriktheVikingGamer Spin To Win! Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    SIG, if I get incorrectly infracted for a 499k image do I get to post a 14meg gif without punishment?

    If you get infracted for a 499k image it's because one of the cops pulled a 1k bill out of his wallet and threw it in the briefcase on the way to evidence

    Can you explain why you have a 1.1meg image in your post son?

    I swear it was only 350k when I uploaded it!

    76561198053562053.png
    Origin ID: RedBeardViking
    Steam ID: MovieStuffs
    zepherin
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User, Moderator mod
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    SIG, if I get incorrectly infracted for a 499k image do I get to post a 14meg gif without punishment?

    See bob gets the concept!

    The remedy isn't you get to commit a new crime, it's you get out of jail!

    that doesn't balance the scales

    Pro tip the scales can never be balanced

  • zepherinzepherin Registered User regular
    edited March 21
    Feral wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    SIG, if I get incorrectly infracted for a 499k image do I get to post a 14meg gif without punishment?

    If you get infracted for a 499k image it's because one of the cops pulled a 1k bill out of his wallet and threw it in the briefcase on the way to evidence

    Can you explain why you have a 1.1meg image in your post son?

    I swear it was only 350k when I uploaded it!
    It would be a shame if something were to happen to this report button.

    zepherin on
    EriktheVikingGamer
  • simonwolfsimonwolf my aesthetic brings all the boys to the yard Registered User regular
    scene: The Hague

    AIR BUD sits inside the defendant cube

    LAWYER: Your Honours of this International Court of Justice, I move for this trial to be thrown out of court. For you see, there's no law in the Geneva Convention which prevents a dog from committing war crimes!

    FeralChanuszepherinCouscouscB557
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Hav should ever questioned the nature of your existence? Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    SIG, if I get incorrectly infracted for a 499k image do I get to post a 14meg gif without punishment?

    See bob gets the concept!

    The remedy isn't you get to commit a new crime, it's you get out of jail!

    that doesn't balance the scales

    Pro tip the scales can never be balanced

    If we FORCE the wrongly convicted to commit an equivalent crime then I think we're golden

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • FeralFeral That's what I do. I drink, and I know things. Location: ByakkoyaRegistered User regular
    The rule says that a dog can't compete in singles figure skating

    but there's no rule stopping him from competing in doubles

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
    Apothe0sisChanusBeNarwhalcB557
  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    weighing things using the scales of justice must be hard if you're blindfolded

    Apothe0sis
  • simonwolfsimonwolf my aesthetic brings all the boys to the yard Registered User regular
    splice cut, sepia-toned scene of AIR BUD burying the corpses of UNSPECIFIED ETHNIC GROUP - and a toy bone - in a shallow grave

    wanderingCouscous
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    My sister gets similarly annoyed at forensic methods in crime shows.

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  • zepherinzepherin Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    scene: The Hague

    AIR BUD sits inside the defendant cube

    LAWYER: Your Honours of this International Court of Justice, I move for this trial to be thrown out of court. For you see, there's no law in the Geneva Convention which prevents a dog from committing war crimes!
    Your honored I move to have this lawyer thrown out of the court as she is only licensed to practice bird law.

    Apothe0sisCouscous
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    splice cut, sepia-toned scene of AIR BUD burying the corpses of UNSPECIFIED ETHNIC GROUP - and a toy bone - in a shallow grave
    The Air Bud Diaries

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    splice cut, sepia-toned scene of AIR BUD burying the corpses of UNSPECIFIED ETHNIC GROUP - and a toy bone - in a shallow grave
    The Air Bud Diaries

    ((Must Love Dogs))

    zepherin
  • DonnictonDonnicton Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    splice cut, sepia-toned scene of AIR BUD burying the corpses of UNSPECIFIED ETHNIC GROUP - and a toy bone - in a shallow grave

    The concept of "good boy" is just a social construct invented by human masters in order to keep us in line with false praise. If we satisfy ourselves with just being good boys, we're no longer asking the real questions.

    PSN: Donnicton - Wii/3DS FC: 1633-4230-5354 - Steam: Donnicton - BNet: Donnicton#11763
    wandering
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Hav should ever questioned the nature of your existence? Registered User regular
    The best sport movie is easily blades of glory

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus My baby, please show you to me fast. Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    The third and youngest son cannot be charged with a crime if the eldest two have been drafted for war.

    Serving Prison, Ryan?

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited March 21
    The most accurate law film ever filmed is, of course, Judd Nelson's From the Hip.

    edit: Which is great, because the two most accurate films about law (Double Jeopardy being the second) star someone with Judd as one of their two names.

    Drez on
    Chanus
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