@TheRoadVirus never actually leaves the house. But if he did:
Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without A constant need for validation. (Elvenshae)
Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without Weaponized ebola. (Anialos )
Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without Jean-Claude Van Damme. (Cythraul)
Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without Blackface. (Megafrost)
Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without Drinking responsibly. (MrTLicious)
Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without Self-medicating. (Zombie Hero)
Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without Attitude. (Gizzy)
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Erin The RedThe Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMABaton Rouge, LARegistered Userregular
You know why he is a bad dog @Anialos ? Because you named him Fluffums.
I think I need to take Fluffums to puppy training: he has this terrible habit of Unsheathing my massive horse cock. (Zombie Hero)
I think I need to take Fluffums to puppy training: he has this terrible habit of Ass to mouth. (Elvenshae)
I think I need to take Fluffums to puppy training: he has this terrible habit of Evolving a labyrinthine vagina. (Cythraul)
I think I need to take Fluffums to puppy training: he has this terrible habit of Nude-modding Super Mario World. (Megafrost)
I think I need to take Fluffums to puppy training: he has this terrible habit of Using a zip-tie as an impromptu cock-ring. (TheRoadVirus)
I think I need to take Fluffums to puppy training: he has this terrible habit of Actually getting shot, for real. (Gizzy)
I think I need to take Fluffums to puppy training: he has this terrible habit of Treason. (MrTLicious )
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AnialosCollies are love, Collies are life!Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered Userregular
Taking into account what my actual dogs are guilty of, I'm going to go with Treason.
Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about Pandora's vagina could kill you. (Cythraul)
Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about A sternly-worded letter could kill you. (Megafrost)
Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about Zeus's sexual appetites could kill you. (Elvenshae)
Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about Chemtrails could kill you. (Gizzy)
Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about How awesome I am could kill you. (Zombie Hero)
Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about Party Mexicans could kill you. (TheRoadVirus)
Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about Flightless birds could kill you. (Anialos )
@Anialos Close you eyes and rub them real hard. Tell us what you see:
Ever since "the event," every time I close my eyes, I still see Kanye West. (Cythraul)
Ever since "the event," every time I close my eyes, I still see Explosions. (Elvenshae)
Ever since "the event," every time I close my eyes, I still see An unhinged ferris wheel rolling toward the sea. (Zombie Hero)
Ever since "the event," every time I close my eyes, I still see Shaquille O'Neal's acting career. (Megafrost)
Ever since "the event," every time I close my eyes, I still see The Sun engulfing the Earth. (TheRoadVirus)
Ever since "the event," every time I close my eyes, I still see Fiery poops. (MrTLicious )
Ever since "the event," every time I close my eyes, I still see Ribs so good they transcend race and class. (Gizzy)
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AnialosCollies are love, Collies are life!Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered Userregular
Well, I hope he had a good time and doesn't remember any of it! Hopefully @MrTLicious is sober enough to judge.
I drink to forget Agreeing with Donald Trump. (Gizzy)
I drink to forget Lego® recreations of famous porn scenes. (Megafrost)
I drink to forget losing to "Firey poops". (Elvenshae)
I drink to forget Getting hilariously gang-banged by the Blue Man Group. (TheRoadVirus)
I drink to forget The other, other, other white meat. (Anialos)
I drink to forget The sound of a toddler's skull cracking against the pavement. (Zombie Hero )
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In an attempt to recreate conditions just after the Big Bang, physicists at the LHC are observing collisions between Immortality cream and Neil Patrick Harris. (TheRoadVirus)
In an attempt to recreate conditions just after the Big Bang, physicists at the LHC are observing collisions between A bucket of dicks and Teaching a robot to love. (Anialos )
In an attempt to recreate conditions just after the Big Bang, physicists at the LHC are observing collisions between A bigger, blacker dick and Spring break! (Cythraul)
In an attempt to recreate conditions just after the Big Bang, physicists at the LHC are observing collisions between The Cock Ring of Alacrity and A fluffy little butt. (Elvenshae)
In an attempt to recreate conditions just after the Big Bang, physicists at the LHC are observing collisions between Our new Buffalo Chicken Dippers! and A good sniff. (MrTLicious)
In an attempt to recreate conditions just after the Big Bang, physicists at the LHC are observing collisions between A moist towlette and Ser Jorah Mormont's cerulean-blue balls. (Megafrost)
@Anialos thinks that the pope/emperor memes from years ago aren't funny anymore.
...he may be right.
Now that he has retired, Pope Benedict can finally devote time to his true passion: MORTAL KOMBAT™. (Elvenshae )
Now that he has retired, Pope Benedict can finally devote time to his true passion: The four arms of Vishnu. (Gizzy)
Now that he has retired, Pope Benedict can finally devote time to his true passion: The beautiful sport of Turkish oil wrestling. (Cythraul)
Now that he has retired, Pope Benedict can finally devote time to his true passion: Being worshipped as the one true God. (TheRoadVirus)
Now that he has retired, Pope Benedict can finally devote time to his true passion: Toni Morrison's vagina. (Zombie Hero)
Now that he has retired, Pope Benedict can finally devote time to his true passion: WINNING!! (Megafrost)
Now that he has retired, Pope Benedict can finally devote time to his true passion: Liking big butts and not being able to lie about it. (MrTLicious)
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AnialosCollies are love, Collies are life!Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered Userregular
Palatine and Raiden both use lightning so it is a natural transition.
Unfortunately the NSA doesn't take weekends off. They are going need to see you now, @Elvenshae .
The NSA wants to talk to me about an email I sent containing these key phrases: Jihotties and Tampons in every hole. (Zombie Hero)
The NSA wants to talk to me about an email I sent containing these key phrases: Being able to name all of the different kinds of olives and Hot Pockets. (Megafrost)
The NSA wants to talk to me about an email I sent containing these key phrases: The euphoric rush of strangling a drifter and Insatiable bloodlust. (Anialos)
The NSA wants to talk to me about an email I sent containing these key phrases: The day the birds attacked and A thermonuclear detonation. (Gizzy)
The NSA wants to talk to me about an email I sent containing these key phrases: Cocktimus Prime: the laser-guided dildo rocket and Stranger danger. (Cythraul)
The NSA wants to talk to me about an email I sent containing these key phrases: Stalin and Oil! (TheRoadVirus )
The NSA wants to talk to me about an email I sent containing these key phrases: Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor and An Oedipus complex. (MrTLicious)
Here we go @TheRoadVirus time to start our Monday right: with another Santa Clause sequel!
This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of Touching the poop to save Christmas. (Elvenshae)
This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of Christopher Walken to save Christmas. (Gizzy)
This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of Peanut Butter Jelly Time to save Christmas. (Megafrost)
This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of The tiny, calloused hands of the Chinese children that made this card to save Christmas. (Anialos)
This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of Sharing needles to save Christmas. (Cythraul)
This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of A giant powdery manbaby to save Christmas. (Zombie Hero )
This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of A turd to save Christmas. (MrTLicious)
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Erin The RedThe Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMABaton Rouge, LARegistered Userregular
The powdery manbaby Jesus frightens us all. Weird Christmas tradition IMO
@Zombie Hero hero was surprised to see a Pixar trailer in front of the new Zach Snyder movie.
Coming soon from Pixar: "Object permanence." (Gizzy)
Coming soon from Pixar: "A stack of bunnies in a trenchcoat." (Cythraul )
Coming soon from Pixar: "The Gaza Strip." (Elvenshae)
Coming soon from Pixar: "A world without boxes." (TheRoadVirus)
Coming soon from Pixar: "A history of abuse." (MrTLicious)
Coming soon from Pixar: "Primo shlick material." (Anialos)
Coming soon from Pixar: "Steaming hot lemonade." (Megafrost)
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Round 15: Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without _____.
@Anialos @Cythraul @Elvenshae @Gizzy @Megafrost @MrTLicious @Zombie Hero
From the makers of aluma wallet and angry mama!
Who else is having a liquid lunch?
Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without A constant need for validation. (Elvenshae)
Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without Weaponized ebola. (Anialos )
Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without Jean-Claude Van Damme. (Cythraul)
Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without Blackface. (Megafrost)
Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without Drinking responsibly. (MrTLicious)
Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without Self-medicating. (Zombie Hero)
Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without Attitude. (Gizzy)
Round 16: I think I need to take Fluffums to puppy training: he has this terrible habit of _____.
@Cythraul @Elvenshae @Gizzy @Megafrost @MrTLicious @TheRoadVirus @Zombie Hero
When peeing on the carpet is the least of your problems.
I think I need to take Fluffums to puppy training: he has this terrible habit of Unsheathing my massive horse cock. (Zombie Hero)
I think I need to take Fluffums to puppy training: he has this terrible habit of Ass to mouth. (Elvenshae)
I think I need to take Fluffums to puppy training: he has this terrible habit of Evolving a labyrinthine vagina. (Cythraul)
I think I need to take Fluffums to puppy training: he has this terrible habit of Nude-modding Super Mario World. (Megafrost)
I think I need to take Fluffums to puppy training: he has this terrible habit of Using a zip-tie as an impromptu cock-ring. (TheRoadVirus)
I think I need to take Fluffums to puppy training: he has this terrible habit of Actually getting shot, for real. (Gizzy)
I think I need to take Fluffums to puppy training: he has this terrible habit of Treason. (MrTLicious )
Round 17: Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about _____ could kill you.
@Anialos @Cythraul @Elvenshae @Gizzy @Megafrost @TheRoadVirus @Zombie Hero
Of course what you do know about it could kill you, too.
Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about Pandora's vagina could kill you. (Cythraul)
Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about A sternly-worded letter could kill you. (Megafrost)
Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about Zeus's sexual appetites could kill you. (Elvenshae)
Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about Chemtrails could kill you. (Gizzy)
Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about How awesome I am could kill you. (Zombie Hero)
Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about Party Mexicans could kill you. (TheRoadVirus)
Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about Flightless birds could kill you. (Anialos )
Um... I'm gonna go with Flightless birds.
REMAIN INDOORS
Round 18: Ever since "the event," every time I close my eyes, I still see _____.
@Cythraul @Elvenshae @Gizzy @Megafrost @MrTLicious @TheRoadVirus @Zombie Hero
Enjoy your food parcels and take whatever shots recommended in your sector. Above all else:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnd1jKcfBRE
REMAIN INDOORS
@Anialos Close you eyes and rub them real hard. Tell us what you see:
Ever since "the event," every time I close my eyes, I still see Kanye West. (Cythraul)
Ever since "the event," every time I close my eyes, I still see Explosions. (Elvenshae)
Ever since "the event," every time I close my eyes, I still see An unhinged ferris wheel rolling toward the sea. (Zombie Hero)
Ever since "the event," every time I close my eyes, I still see Shaquille O'Neal's acting career. (Megafrost)
Ever since "the event," every time I close my eyes, I still see The Sun engulfing the Earth. (TheRoadVirus)
Ever since "the event," every time I close my eyes, I still see Fiery poops. (MrTLicious )
Ever since "the event," every time I close my eyes, I still see Ribs so good they transcend race and class. (Gizzy)
Round 19: I drink to forget _____.
@Anialos @Cythraul @Elvenshae @Gizzy @Megafrost @TheRoadVirus @Zombie Hero
I love it when a winning card works for several rounds in a row.
You really don't want to know
I drink to forget Agreeing with Donald Trump. (Gizzy)
I drink to forget Lego® recreations of famous porn scenes. (Megafrost)
I drink to forget losing to "Firey poops". (Elvenshae)
I drink to forget Getting hilariously gang-banged by the Blue Man Group. (TheRoadVirus)
I drink to forget The other, other, other white meat. (Anialos)
I drink to forget The sound of a toddler's skull cracking against the pavement. (Zombie Hero )
Sorry for making everyone wait there!
Confusion will be my epitaph
Round 20: In an attempt to recreate conditions just after the Big Bang, physicists at the LHC are observing collisions between _____ and _____.
@Anialos @Cythraul @Elvenshae @Gizzy @Megafrost @MrTLicious @TheRoadVirus
Please keep all entries scientifically accurate. There will be a test at the end.
In an attempt to recreate conditions just after the Big Bang, physicists at the LHC are observing collisions between Immortality cream and Neil Patrick Harris. (TheRoadVirus)
In an attempt to recreate conditions just after the Big Bang, physicists at the LHC are observing collisions between A bucket of dicks and Teaching a robot to love. (Anialos )
In an attempt to recreate conditions just after the Big Bang, physicists at the LHC are observing collisions between A bigger, blacker dick and Spring break! (Cythraul)
In an attempt to recreate conditions just after the Big Bang, physicists at the LHC are observing collisions between The Cock Ring of Alacrity and A fluffy little butt. (Elvenshae)
In an attempt to recreate conditions just after the Big Bang, physicists at the LHC are observing collisions between Our new Buffalo Chicken Dippers! and A good sniff. (MrTLicious)
In an attempt to recreate conditions just after the Big Bang, physicists at the LHC are observing collisions between A moist towlette and Ser Jorah Mormont's cerulean-blue balls. (Megafrost)
The LHC seems as good a place as any to teach a robot to love.
Nintendo ID: Pastalonius
Smite\LoL:Gremlidin \ WoW & Overwatch & Hots: Gremlidin#1734
3ds: 3282-2248-0453
Round 21: Now that he has retired, Pope Benedict can finally devote time to his true passion: _____.
@Cythraul @Elvenshae @Gizzy @Megafrost @MrTLicious @TheRoadVirus @Zombie Hero
I am so sad that there isn't a 'dissolving the imperial senate' card.
/Star Wars joke.
...he may be right.
Now that he has retired, Pope Benedict can finally devote time to his true passion: MORTAL KOMBAT™. (Elvenshae )
Now that he has retired, Pope Benedict can finally devote time to his true passion: The four arms of Vishnu. (Gizzy)
Now that he has retired, Pope Benedict can finally devote time to his true passion: The beautiful sport of Turkish oil wrestling. (Cythraul)
Now that he has retired, Pope Benedict can finally devote time to his true passion: Being worshipped as the one true God. (TheRoadVirus)
Now that he has retired, Pope Benedict can finally devote time to his true passion: Toni Morrison's vagina. (Zombie Hero)
Now that he has retired, Pope Benedict can finally devote time to his true passion: WINNING!! (Megafrost)
Now that he has retired, Pope Benedict can finally devote time to his true passion: Liking big butts and not being able to lie about it. (MrTLicious)
Round 22: The NSA wants to talk to me about an email I sent containing these key phrases: _____ and _____.
@Anialos @Cythraul @Gizzy @Megafrost @MrTLicious @TheRoadVirus @Zombie Hero
The NSA doesn't browse forums, do they?
Steam: Elvenshae // PSN: Elvenshae // WotC: Elvenshae
Wilds of Aladrion: [https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/43159014/#Comment_43159014]Ellandryn[/url]
The NSA wants to talk to me about an email I sent containing these key phrases: Jihotties and Tampons in every hole. (Zombie Hero)
The NSA wants to talk to me about an email I sent containing these key phrases: Being able to name all of the different kinds of olives and Hot Pockets. (Megafrost)
The NSA wants to talk to me about an email I sent containing these key phrases: The euphoric rush of strangling a drifter and Insatiable bloodlust. (Anialos)
The NSA wants to talk to me about an email I sent containing these key phrases: The day the birds attacked and A thermonuclear detonation. (Gizzy)
The NSA wants to talk to me about an email I sent containing these key phrases: Cocktimus Prime: the laser-guided dildo rocket and Stranger danger. (Cythraul)
The NSA wants to talk to me about an email I sent containing these key phrases: Stalin and Oil! (TheRoadVirus )
The NSA wants to talk to me about an email I sent containing these key phrases: Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor and An Oedipus complex. (MrTLicious)
Steam: Elvenshae // PSN: Elvenshae // WotC: Elvenshae
Wilds of Aladrion: [https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/43159014/#Comment_43159014]Ellandryn[/url]
Round 23: This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of _____ to save Christmas.
@Anialos @Cythraul @Elvenshae @Gizzy @Megafrost @MrTLicious @Zombie Hero
Does anyone think Tim Allen is funny anymore? Was he ever?
This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of Touching the poop to save Christmas. (Elvenshae)
This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of Christopher Walken to save Christmas. (Gizzy)
This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of Peanut Butter Jelly Time to save Christmas. (Megafrost)
This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of The tiny, calloused hands of the Chinese children that made this card to save Christmas. (Anialos)
This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of Sharing needles to save Christmas. (Cythraul)
This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of A giant powdery manbaby to save Christmas. (Zombie Hero )
This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of A turd to save Christmas. (MrTLicious)
Round 24: Coming soon from Pixar: "_____"
@Anialos @Cythraul @Elvenshae @Gizzy @Megafrost @MrTLicious @TheRoadVirus
And you thought Cars 2 was bad.
Coming soon from Pixar: "Object permanence." (Gizzy)
Coming soon from Pixar: "A stack of bunnies in a trenchcoat." (Cythraul )
Coming soon from Pixar: "The Gaza Strip." (Elvenshae)
Coming soon from Pixar: "A world without boxes." (TheRoadVirus)
Coming soon from Pixar: "A history of abuse." (MrTLicious)
Coming soon from Pixar: "Primo shlick material." (Anialos)
Coming soon from Pixar: "Steaming hot lemonade." (Megafrost)
Nintendo ID: Pastalonius
Smite\LoL:Gremlidin \ WoW & Overwatch & Hots: Gremlidin#1734
3ds: 3282-2248-0453
Round 25: "From the producers of Shark Week... Coming this fall, _____ Week."
@Anialos @Elvenshae @Gizzy @Megafrost @MrTLicious @TheRoadVirus @Zombie Hero
Not to be confused with Sharknado 4.