Breath of the Wild wins best middle finger towards completionists with the Korok seed quests. You have to find 900 unmarked environmental puzzles in the overworld, solve them (some of which are super hard) and the reward is
a golden poop in your inventory
That's super fucking mean. There are people who can't resist doing this shit. Am I alone in thinking this is just unreal cruel to people with OCD or something like it?
You also get tons of inventory space, which is max useful.
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Breath of the Wild wins best middle finger towards completionists with the Korok seed quests. You have to find 900 unmarked environmental puzzles in the overworld, solve them (some of which are super hard) and the reward is
a golden poop in your inventory
That's super fucking mean. There are people who can't resist doing this shit. Am I alone in thinking this is just unreal cruel to people with OCD or something like it?
It's not really cruel unless it's actually impossible or something. Plus, a lot of the puzzles are like little OCD brain rewards. Two stacks of blocks that vary by one block and a stray block in the environment nearby. Four statues with offering platters and three have apples but one does not. A circle of rocks with a missing rock in the pattern. Or my favorite, three identical fruit trees with different patterns of apples on all the branches. You fix the blocks or add the apple to the platter, or complete the circle, or pick apples until all three trees are identical and POP, flutter of leaves, "YAHAHA YOU FOUND ME" says this little wood sprite fucker and awards of a seed.
It's gamification of the OCD impulse and I love it.
Okay that sounds more like riddler puzzles
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i recognize this girl didn't blow your socks off but
i love when i'm given the impression they want to go exclusive v early
dating sux, rad people you click with are rare
when i find one i'm like YUP I WILL NOT BE BUYING ANYONE ELSE DINNER FOR A WHILE LET'S HANG OUT ON A COUCH FOR LIKE 4 HOURS TOMORROW
We did not click. She literally talked about nothing but her job. Her life is 70 hour work weeks and ordering in groceries. I'm the same way when I click with someone.
i recognize this girl didn't blow your socks off but
i love when i'm given the impression they want to go exclusive v early
dating sux, rad people you click with are rare
when i find one i'm like YUP I WILL NOT BE BUYING ANYONE ELSE DINNER FOR A WHILE LET'S HANG OUT ON A COUCH FOR LIKE 4 HOURS TOMORROW
We did not click. She literally talked about nothing but her job. Her life is 70 hour work weeks and ordering in groceries. I'm the same way when I click with someone.
i thought you were trying to keep your options open, flitting from one trendy bistro to another, sampling the various austin vaginal aromas
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OnTheLastCastlelet's keep it haimish for the peripateticRegistered Userregular
i recognize this girl didn't blow your socks off but
i love when i'm given the impression they want to go exclusive v early
dating sux, rad people you click with are rare
when i find one i'm like YUP I WILL NOT BE BUYING ANYONE ELSE DINNER FOR A WHILE LET'S HANG OUT ON A COUCH FOR LIKE 4 HOURS TOMORROW
We did not click. She literally talked about nothing but her job. Her life is 70 hour work weeks and ordering in groceries. I'm the same way when I click with someone.
i thought you were trying to keep your options open, flitting from one trendy bistro to another, sampling the various austin vaginal aromas
Shrug. Dating is not fun, man.
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So many people playing BOTW don't even know the three fruit trees are puzzles. Or that some of the puzzles are literally rolling a rock down a hill and between two trees set up kinda like goal posts. Fucking things are absurd.
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
i recognize this girl didn't blow your socks off but
i love when i'm given the impression they want to go exclusive v early
dating sux, rad people you click with are rare
when i find one i'm like YUP I WILL NOT BE BUYING ANYONE ELSE DINNER FOR A WHILE LET'S HANG OUT ON A COUCH FOR LIKE 4 HOURS TOMORROW
We did not click. She literally talked about nothing but her job. Her life is 70 hour work weeks and ordering in groceries. I'm the same way when I click with someone.
i thought you were trying to keep your options open, flitting from one trendy bistro to another, sampling the various austin vaginal aromas
Shrug. Dating is not fun, man.
it is for some people, mysteriously enough to me
i guess if someone is universally likable and charismatic + very outgoing + plenty of spare cash
who knows
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
The Riddler puzzles were a good example of what I guess Castle is getting at. I thought there would be some kind of reward for finishing all of them - some cool little piece of narrative, or a moment hidden away behind that end-game set of unlocks - and you don't even get a novelty prize at the end, you get a few seconds of radio chatter. It was legit one of the few times I've felt like a game has actively wasted my time!
i recognize this girl didn't blow your socks off but
i love when i'm given the impression they want to go exclusive v early
dating sux, rad people you click with are rare
when i find one i'm like YUP I WILL NOT BE BUYING ANYONE ELSE DINNER FOR A WHILE LET'S HANG OUT ON A COUCH FOR LIKE 4 HOURS TOMORROW
We did not click. She literally talked about nothing but her job. Her life is 70 hour work weeks and ordering in groceries. I'm the same way when I click with someone.
i thought you were trying to keep your options open, flitting from one trendy bistro to another, sampling the various austin vaginal aromas
Shrug. Dating is not fun, man.
It's not quite as bad as car shopping or going to work but it is definitely one of those things I only do to fill my adult needs.
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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OnTheLastCastlelet's keep it haimish for the peripateticRegistered Userregular
Smelling vaginas all day
Is that what you think of me chu
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knitdanIn ur baseKillin ur guysRegistered Userregular
Baba Yaga sex
You don't actually have sex you just disappear forever
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
i recognize this girl didn't blow your socks off but
i love when i'm given the impression they want to go exclusive v early
dating sux, rad people you click with are rare
when i find one i'm like YUP I WILL NOT BE BUYING ANYONE ELSE DINNER FOR A WHILE LET'S HANG OUT ON A COUCH FOR LIKE 4 HOURS TOMORROW
We did not click. She literally talked about nothing but her job. Her life is 70 hour work weeks and ordering in groceries. I'm the same way when I click with someone.
i thought you were trying to keep your options open, flitting from one trendy bistro to another, sampling the various austin vaginal aromas
I've been told I need to float around as a trendy single for at least 4 years total, because that's half as long as I've been in a relationship
That's just what they — "they" — say
I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
The Riddler puzzles were a good example of what I guess Castle is getting at. I thought there would be some kind of reward for finishing all of them - some cool little piece of narrative, or a moment hidden away behind that end-game set of unlocks - and you don't even get a novelty prize at the end, you get a few seconds of radio chatter. It was legit one of the few times I've felt like a game has actively wasted my time!
alright while we're here can we talk about how spec ops the line thought it was better than me and i don't need some queer, 2-dollar-word BIG CITY LIBERAL game telling me how to thin-
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
The Riddler puzzles were a good example of what I guess Castle is getting at. I thought there would be some kind of reward for finishing all of them - some cool little piece of narrative, or a moment hidden away behind that end-game set of unlocks - and you don't even get a novelty prize at the end, you get a few seconds of radio chatter. It was legit one of the few times I've felt like a game has actively wasted my time!
alright while we're here can we talk about how spec ops the line thought it was better than me and i don't need some queer, 2-dollar-word BIG CITY LIBERAL game telling me how to thin-
Chu I know I've said this so many times it has lost all meaning but you are the real monster
The Riddler puzzles were a good example of what I guess Castle is getting at. I thought there would be some kind of reward for finishing all of them - some cool little piece of narrative, or a moment hidden away behind that end-game set of unlocks - and you don't even get a novelty prize at the end, you get a few seconds of radio chatter. It was legit one of the few times I've felt like a game has actively wasted my time!
alright while we're here can we talk about how spec ops the line thought it was better than me and i don't need some queer, 2-dollar-word BIG CITY LIBERAL game telling me how to thin-
Chu I know I've said this so many times it has lost all meaning but you are the real monster
How many Americans have you killed today?
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
The Riddler puzzles were a good example of what I guess Castle is getting at. I thought there would be some kind of reward for finishing all of them - some cool little piece of narrative, or a moment hidden away behind that end-game set of unlocks - and you don't even get a novelty prize at the end, you get a few seconds of radio chatter. It was legit one of the few times I've felt like a game has actively wasted my time!
alright while we're here can we talk about how spec ops the line thought it was better than me and i don't need some queer, 2-dollar-word BIG CITY LIBERAL game telling me how to thin-
Chu I know I've said this so many times it has lost all meaning but you are the real monster
How many Americans have you killed today?
Never enough
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OnTheLastCastlelet's keep it haimish for the peripateticRegistered Userregular
The Riddler puzzles were a good example of what I guess Castle is getting at. I thought there would be some kind of reward for finishing all of them - some cool little piece of narrative, or a moment hidden away behind that end-game set of unlocks - and you don't even get a novelty prize at the end, you get a few seconds of radio chatter. It was legit one of the few times I've felt like a game has actively wasted my time!
First Arkham game I loved them. Riddler made me so mad when I got them all and caught him it was AWESOME
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i love when i'm given the impression they want to go exclusive v early
dating sux, rad people you click with are rare
when i find one i'm like YUP I WILL NOT BE BUYING ANYONE ELSE DINNER FOR A WHILE LET'S HANG OUT ON A COUCH FOR LIKE 4 HOURS TOMORROW
You also get tons of inventory space, which is max useful.
Okay that sounds more like riddler puzzles
We did not click. She literally talked about nothing but her job. Her life is 70 hour work weeks and ordering in groceries. I'm the same way when I click with someone.
okay now these jokes are getting a little cheesy
sounds like the girl for me
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
i thought you were trying to keep your options open, flitting from one trendy bistro to another, sampling the various austin vaginal aromas
Shrug. Dating is not fun, man.
it is for some people, mysteriously enough to me
i guess if someone is universally likable and charismatic + very outgoing + plenty of spare cash
who knows
It's not quite as bad as car shopping or going to work but it is definitely one of those things I only do to fill my adult needs.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Is that what you think of me chu
You don't actually have sex you just disappear forever
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
one for all the Australians in chat
I read about that in American Gods.
I've been told I need to float around as a trendy single for at least 4 years total, because that's half as long as I've been in a relationship
That's just what they — "they" — say
alright while we're here can we talk about how spec ops the line thought it was better than me and i don't need some queer, 2-dollar-word BIG CITY LIBERAL game telling me how to thin-
Chu I know I've said this so many times it has lost all meaning but you are the real monster
Hold on
OTLC
On "The Last" Castle
Are you prepared to swear in open court that you don't hook up with lots of people??
How many Americans have you killed today?
Never enough
First Arkham game I loved them. Riddler made me so mad when I got them all and caught him it was AWESOME
But he was taunting me. It was perfect
On average, this thread was careening by at warp 2.6
@BeNarwhal will create the new thread
@Abdhyius is backup