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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Echo wrote: »
    These are some pretty amazing mental gymnastics.


    Ah I see Arby's Nihilism has made it to daytime news

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Wait, Sleeping Dogs will make me cry? Okay I'll play it.

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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    These are some pretty amazing mental gymnastics.


    Oh those Dems and their outrageous rhetoric. When will they learn to employ the calm, calculated reasoning of a teenage edgelord?

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I got a new apartment!!

    Finally! I was third when it closed so two people dropped off or were refused.

    It's built in 2012, looked pristine. 52 square meters which is just short of double what I have now. It'll be nice for my back to not sleep on a convertible couch anymore. It's south facing, which certainly is a thing here wrt getting lots of sun. Top floor of a 6 or 7 story building (I can't recall the counting scheme, you can enter the building from two different levels). Fucking yes no neighbors above praise the sun!

    Instead of balcony there is a small room dedicated to a french balcony, you'll fit maybe two chairs and a shelf in that room so it'll be a dedicated reading/chill area. All windows are floor-to-ceiling maybe 240cm tall.

    Space for bath tub, washing machine and dryer easily. No cellar for storage instead that's a separate space inside the apartment. It's a 2-room apartment with four actual rooms and a bathroom essentially.

    #blessed

    PSN: Honkalot
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Oh yeah, Platinum is teasing Bayonetta 1&2 for Switch

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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    sleeping dogs 2

    come on

    do it

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    These are some pretty amazing mental gymnastics.


    Ah I see Arby's Nihilism has made it to daytime news

    Oh shit though, guys, they're right; we are all going to die.

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Sorry, I am at work and I worked yesterday and I work tomorrow so I'm real open to nihilistic death cult policy proposals.

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    also i'm replaying sleeping dogs and my roommate walked in, never having played it. and i ask, are you going to ever play it? or should i spoiler

    and he says, go ahead
    and i'm at the point right after the wedding and i'm gonna go fucking find dogeyes for winston's mom and i'm explaining it to my roommate and i'm like, i'm undercover HKPD by way of SFPD, but i'm undercover as a gang member

    and he's like, undercover as a gang member? or undercover AND a gang member

    and i'm like, that's a good point- i just attended the wedding of my friend-boss in the sun on yee and despite him being a dumbshit jock gangster i LOVE him and we share the legionnaire's lament, as warriors,
    and it was a beautiful day and peggy was BREATHTAKING and i went to get a case of the chairman's favorite fucking plum wine when those piece of shit 18k starte-

    and then i realized i was almost breathing heavily and blinked away my tears

    @Organichu this is ridiculous, mainstream games can't evoke feelings
    *thinks of Jackie Ma, stares into the distance, shakes head*

    FUCK

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    I think I am going to the Nationals game with my best fronds later this evening though so I guess delay the sweet embrace until tomorrow morning.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    sleeping dogs 2

    come on

    do it

    Isn't the company gone?
    Who has the rights to it?

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    The floods of work experience children have arrived. I don't like it. They are full of vitality and hope.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/02/fish-becoming-transgender-contraceptive-pill-chemicals-flushed/

    A fifth of male fish are now transgender because of chemicals from the contraceptive pill being flushed down household drains, a study by has suggested.

    Male river fish are displaying feminised traits and even producing eggs, the study found. Some have reduced sperm quality and display less aggressive and competitive behaviour, which makes them less likely to breed successfully.

    The chemicals causing these effects include ingredients in the contraceptive pill, by-products of cleaning agents, plastics and cosmetics, according to the findings.

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    These are some pretty amazing mental gymnastics.


    At least it's an ethos, dude

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I mean sure.

    We are all going to die.

    Most of us won't die because of pneumonia when we can't afford an antibiotic.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Good morning, patriots and nasty women

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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    The floods of work experience children have arrived. I don't like it. They are full of vitality and hope.

    Don't worry. It won't last.

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    feeling: sympathetic to the rhetoric of nihilism

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    "Hey, we're all gonna die someday, poor people might as well die now", says conservative shill, explaining their stance using non-radical rhetoric that is 100% socially acceptable.
    "But that's bad", says awful liberal monster, showing no regard for the feelings of others.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    The floods of work experience children have arrived. I don't like it. They are full of vitality and hope.

    Casually mention what Brexit will do to their job prospects, as well as their chance of getting on the housing ladder or building up savings that will make their pensionable years anything other than a mercifully short wait in a mould-ridden single room in a privately owned care home staffed by unsympathetic robots.

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Just make a knockoff Sleeping Dogs sequel with a completely different name

    Resting Hounds

    Snoozey Pooches

    Napping Canines

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/27158850-the-devil-you-know


    This is probably one of the best short stories I've ever read. It's fucking hilarious.

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Just make a knockoff Sleeping Dogs sequel with a completely different name

    Resting Hounds

    Snoozey Pooches

    Napping Canines

    Drowsy Bowsers

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Just make a knockoff Sleeping Dogs sequel with a completely different name

    Resting Hounds

    Snoozey Pooches

    Napping Canines

    Drowsy Bowsers

    Doggo Snoozers

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Just make a knockoff Sleeping Dogs sequel with a completely different name

    Resting Hounds

    Snoozey Pooches

    Napping Canines

    Drowsy Bowsers

    Doggo Snoozers

    Grand Theft Asian pun that's probably really offensive.

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Just make a knockoff Sleeping Dogs sequel with a completely different name

    Resting Hounds

    Snoozey Pooches

    Napping Canines

    Drowsy Bowsers

    Doggo Snoozers

    Grand Theft Asian pun that's probably really offensive.

    wait what?

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Just make a knockoff Sleeping Dogs sequel with a completely different name

    Resting Hounds

    Snoozey Pooches

    Napping Canines

    Drowsy Bowsers

    Doggo Snoozers

    Grand Theft Asian pun that's probably really offensive.

    wait what?

    I'm gonna ruin all the things. :cool:

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Note to self.

    Do not eat 3 fiber one bars in one day.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I think I'm gonna go back to bed

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Chris Christie has summoned a political lynch mob for himself

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Note to self.

    Do not eat 3 fiber one bars in one day.

    Bowens butt the saga continues

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    huh

    is google down for anyone else?

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Chris Christie has summoned a political lynch mob for himself

    He's very good at it.

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Morning, lucky fellows with a 4 day and unlucky homps working.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Note to self.

    Do not eat 3 fiber one bars in one day.

    Bowens butt the saga continues

    I've never pooped so much before in my life.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    These are some pretty amazing mental gymnastics.


    Ah I see Arby's Nihilism has made it to daytime news

    Is that a cloned S.E. Cupp?

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Just make a knockoff Sleeping Dogs sequel with a completely different name

    Resting Hounds

    Snoozey Pooches

    Napping Canines

    Dozing Doggos

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    must just be me.

    weird, usually when google goes down I can't access a damn thing.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Note to self.

    Do not eat 3 fiber one bars in one day.

    Bowens butt the saga continues

    I've never pooped so much before in my life.

    Little spring cleaning

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