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Query: if I’d had less brains and more money, would I have been happier? Answer: if a circle had four straight sides, wouldn’t it be a square?
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jungleroomxIt's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovelsRegistered Userregular
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Email: WE JUST SET A SALES RECORD THIS MONTH AND TO THANK ALL OF YOU FOR ALL OF YOUR HARD WORK
My Stupid Brain: Bonus?
Email Cont'd: WE'RE GONNA LET YOU WEAR JEANS AND TENNIS SHOES TO WORK ALONG WITH A COLLARED SHIRT, WHICH IS MORE THAN ENOUGH DESPITE THE FACT YOU'RE COMING IN ON A DAY WHERE 75% OF OUR CUSTOMERS ARE CLOSED.
Email: WE JUST SET A SALES RECORD THIS MONTH AND TO THANK ALL OF YOU FOR ALL OF YOUR HARD WORK
My Stupid Brain: Bonus?
Email Cont'd: WE'RE GONNA LET YOU WEAR JEANS AND TENNIS SHOES TO WORK ALONG WITH A COLLARED SHIRT, WHICH IS MORE THAN ENOUGH DESPITE THE FACT YOU'RE COMING IN ON A DAY WHERE 75% OF OUR CUSTOMERS ARE CLOSED.
Me: God damn it...
Have you considered fire
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Email: WE JUST SET A SALES RECORD THIS MONTH AND TO THANK ALL OF YOU FOR ALL OF YOUR HARD WORK
My Stupid Brain: Bonus?
Email Cont'd: WE'RE GONNA LET YOU WEAR JEANS AND TENNIS SHOES TO WORK ALONG WITH A COLLARED SHIRT, WHICH IS MORE THAN ENOUGH DESPITE THE FACT YOU'RE COMING IN ON A DAY WHERE 75% OF OUR CUSTOMERS ARE CLOSED.
Me: God damn it...
Could be worse. Walmart, for instance, will do a fund drive where their employees raise money for their other, poorer employees. The employees who meet a fundraising goal get to wear casual whatever (shorts?), while Walmart gets a fat fucking tax break for 'their' charitable donation.
Email: WE JUST SET A SALES RECORD THIS MONTH AND TO THANK ALL OF YOU FOR ALL OF YOUR HARD WORK
My Stupid Brain: Bonus?
Email Cont'd: WE'RE GONNA LET YOU WEAR JEANS AND TENNIS SHOES TO WORK ALONG WITH A COLLARED SHIRT, WHICH IS MORE THAN ENOUGH DESPITE THE FACT YOU'RE COMING IN ON A DAY WHERE 75% OF OUR CUSTOMERS ARE CLOSED.
I feel vaguely hungover despite not drinking any alcohols yesterday? I guess I am probably a bit dehydrated from being outside for seven hours yesterday at a park babysitting a two year old.
Email: WE JUST SET A SALES RECORD THIS MONTH AND TO THANK ALL OF YOU FOR ALL OF YOUR HARD WORK
My Stupid Brain: Bonus?
Email Cont'd: WE'RE GONNA LET YOU WEAR JEANS AND TENNIS SHOES TO WORK ALONG WITH A COLLARED SHIRT, WHICH IS MORE THAN ENOUGH DESPITE THE FACT YOU'RE COMING IN ON A DAY WHERE 75% OF OUR CUSTOMERS ARE CLOSED.
Me: God damn it...
Could be worse. Walmart, for instance, will do a fund drive where their employees raise money for their other, poorer employees. The employees who meet a fundraising goal get to wear casual whatever (shorts?), while Walmart gets a fat fucking tax break for 'their' charitable donation.
I'm gonna vomit
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I mean really
what sort of creator would actually build us like this? Must have been a mistake on his part.
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jungleroomxIt's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovelsRegistered Userregular
On Friday, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie ordered beaches across the Garden State closed -- a reaction to the ongoing budget impasse in the state's legislature.
Less than 48 hours later, photos from NJ Advance Media showed Christie sunning himself with his family on Island Beach State Park -- the only people on the beach because, well, the governor had closed it.
On Friday, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie ordered beaches across the Garden State closed -- a reaction to the ongoing budget impasse in the state's legislature.
Less than 48 hours later, photos from NJ Advance Media showed Christie sunning himself with his family on Island Beach State Park -- the only people on the beach because, well, the governor had closed it.
We're sitting around the firehouse table trying to figure out what they're drinking on the beach.
Since alcohol is illegal on the beach as well.
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Christie just clearly doesn't give a shit anymore.
On Friday, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie ordered beaches across the Garden State closed -- a reaction to the ongoing budget impasse in the state's legislature.
Less than 48 hours later, photos from NJ Advance Media showed Christie sunning himself with his family on Island Beach State Park -- the only people on the beach because, well, the governor had closed it.
We're sitting around the firehouse table trying to figure out what they're drinking on the beach.
Since alcohol is illegal on the beach as well.
Nobody to enforce the rules.
I think that guy in the back is drinking Coors Original.
On Friday, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie ordered beaches across the Garden State closed -- a reaction to the ongoing budget impasse in the state's legislature.
Less than 48 hours later, photos from NJ Advance Media showed Christie sunning himself with his family on Island Beach State Park -- the only people on the beach because, well, the governor had closed it.
We're sitting around the firehouse table trying to figure out what they're drinking on the beach.
Since alcohol is illegal on the beach as well.
Nobody to enforce the rules.
I think that guy in the back is drinking Coors Original.
We're between that, MGD and twisted tea.
Also pretty sure that guy is his son.
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Email Cont'd: WE'RE GONNA LET YOU WEAR JEANS AND TENNIS SHOES TO WORK ALONG WITH A COLLARED SHIRT, WHICH IS MORE THAN ENOUGH DESPITE THE FACT YOU'RE COMING IN ON A DAY WHERE 75% OF OUR CUSTOMERS ARE CLOSED.
Me: God damn it...
Have you considered fire
Could be worse. Walmart, for instance, will do a fund drive where their employees raise money for their other, poorer employees. The employees who meet a fundraising goal get to wear casual whatever (shorts?), while Walmart gets a fat fucking tax break for 'their' charitable donation.
to be fair
so is the human race.
I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
I'm gonna vomit
what sort of creator would actually build us like this? Must have been a mistake on his part.
I mean, he said he built us in His image.
Old testament God is petty, vengeful, and enjoys fucking with people.
Checks out.
I'm more talking about all the organs and stuff.
Where a two bit dickhead wanna be god made the earth and people to be a petty dick
ppl with legs in warm environs, mostly
Its only silly because its not done
I'd be okay with literally anything.
All it does is make things worse and bunch and insulate right where you're intended to bleed a ton of waste heat
Wicking sweat and keeping from having to wash your pants as often, tho
I fucking hate the feeeling of sweat soaked underwear. Rather have one layer that can evaporate directly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt0mg8Z09SY
Sounds like you need to switch fabrics.
We're sitting around the firehouse table trying to figure out what they're drinking on the beach.
Since alcohol is illegal on the beach as well.
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Christie knows everything about good optics, in order to avoid it.
I think that guy in the back is drinking Coors Original.
We're between that, MGD and twisted tea.
Also pretty sure that guy is his son.
Come Overwatch with meeeee