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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Email: WE JUST SET A SALES RECORD THIS MONTH AND TO THANK ALL OF YOU FOR ALL OF YOUR HARD WORK

    My Stupid Brain: Bonus?

    Email Cont'd: WE'RE GONNA LET YOU WEAR JEANS AND TENNIS SHOES TO WORK ALONG WITH A COLLARED SHIRT, WHICH IS MORE THAN ENOUGH DESPITE THE FACT YOU'RE COMING IN ON A DAY WHERE 75% OF OUR CUSTOMERS ARE CLOSED.

    Me: God damn it...

    Could be worse. Walmart, for instance, will do a fund drive where their employees raise money for their other, poorer employees. The employees who meet a fundraising goal get to wear casual whatever (shorts?), while Walmart gets a fat fucking tax break for 'their' charitable donation.

    huh, how does that work?

    like, in a normal fund drive, the people giving the money get to take the tax break and I assume that the person organizing would not also get a tax break on that money

    but maybe they do?

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Email: WE JUST SET A SALES RECORD THIS MONTH AND TO THANK ALL OF YOU FOR ALL OF YOUR HARD WORK

    My Stupid Brain: Bonus?

    Email Cont'd: WE'RE GONNA LET YOU WEAR JEANS AND TENNIS SHOES TO WORK ALONG WITH A COLLARED SHIRT, WHICH IS MORE THAN ENOUGH DESPITE THE FACT YOU'RE COMING IN ON A DAY WHERE 75% OF OUR CUSTOMERS ARE CLOSED.

    Me: God damn it...

    Could be worse. Walmart, for instance, will do a fund drive where their employees raise money for their other, poorer employees. The employees who meet a fundraising goal get to wear casual whatever (shorts?), while Walmart gets a fat fucking tax break for 'their' charitable donation.

    huh, how does that work?

    like, in a normal fund drive, the people giving the money get to take the tax break and I assume that the person organizing would not also get a tax break on that money

    but maybe they do?

    The employees give the money to Walmart, who then donates the money to a nonprofit presumably managed by Walmart.

    Elldren
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo A lemon squeezed in the salty fist of Poseidon Registered User regular
    Icelandic all lady hip hop collective?

    With my reputation?

    Reykjavíkurdaetur!

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • zepherinzepherin Registered User regular
    RedTide wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    RedTide wrote: »
    amazingu


    On Friday, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie ordered beaches across the Garden State closed -- a reaction to the ongoing budget impasse in the state's legislature.

    Less than 48 hours later, photos from NJ Advance Media showed Christie sunning himself with his family on Island Beach State Park -- the only people on the beach because, well, the governor had closed it.

    We're sitting around the firehouse table trying to figure out what they're drinking on the beach.

    Since alcohol is illegal on the beach as well.
    Nobody to enforce the rules.

    I think that guy in the back is drinking Coors Original.

    We're between that, MGD and twisted tea.

    Also pretty sure that guy is his son.
    It could be twisted tea, but the twisted tea cans are taller, unless he has some YUGE hands. I don't think it's MGD, the color is a little off for that.

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 3
    Guys corruption and personally profiting from your political position is just an out in the open thing now. Hypocrisy is dead. Mitch McConnell killed it years ago.

    So It Goes on
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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I'm trying to think of what would stop people from just like storming the beach he closed.

    It's still public land right?

    Ladies.
    zepherin
  • zepherinzepherin Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    I'm trying to think of what would stop people from just like storming the beach he closed.

    It's still public land right?
    laziness.

  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Guys corruption and personally profiting from your political position is just an out in the open thing now. Hypocrisy is dead. Mitch McConnell killed it years ago.

    : (

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    zepherin
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment They're inside you building a monument to compromise! Fuck them. Fuck those people. Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Also, can we get rid of underwear

    All it does is make things worse and bunch and insulate right where you're intended to bleed a ton of waste heat
    Let me change your life right now.

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    I straight up bought a bought a bottle last week after I got a recco here and memed about DO YOU KNOW HOW COLD MY BALLS ARE for a weekend

    It's not about a dog and a car, any more than Guernica is about canvas
    zepherin
  • HerrCronHerrCron Election 2016: not the end of the world But you can see it from hereRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    I'm trying to think of what would stop people from just like storming the beach he closed.

    It's still public land right?

    Well, I think they were using cops to keep people off it, so as long as the first wave to storm the beach is white people they should be fine.

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  • zepherinzepherin Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Guys corruption and personally profiting from your political position is just an out in the open thing now. Hypocrisy is dead. Mitch McConnell killed it years ago.

    : (
    I know, I should have been corrupt when I was in a public office.

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment They're inside you building a monument to compromise! Fuck them. Fuck those people. Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Guys corruption and personally profiting from your political position is just an out in the open thing now. Hypocrisy is dead. Mitch McConnell killed it years ago.

    Oh man

    I saw this after talking about gold bond and had like a cold water shock of posting in the wrong thread

    It's not about a dog and a car, any more than Guernica is about canvas
    zepherinvideobobbokedinikKid Presentable
  • zepherinzepherin Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Also, can we get rid of underwear

    All it does is make things worse and bunch and insulate right where you're intended to bleed a ton of waste heat
    Let me change your life right now.

    71mI%2BDFuZHL._SY679_.jpg

    I straight up bought a bought a bottle last week after I got a recco here and memed about DO YOU KNOW HOW COLD MY BALLS ARE for a weekend
    Nice, I don't post as much on the weekends.

    that stuff is pretty great though. I hit my taint and my junk in the morning. Keeps the moisture out for the day.

    SummaryJudgment
  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    edited July 3
    I still have not played my Persona 5 or Horizons.

    Krathoon on
    zepherinElldren
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment They're inside you building a monument to compromise! Fuck them. Fuck those people. Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Also, can we get rid of underwear

    All it does is make things worse and bunch and insulate right where you're intended to bleed a ton of waste heat
    Let me change your life right now.

    71mI%2BDFuZHL._SY679_.jpg

    I straight up bought a bought a bottle last week after I got a recco here and memed about DO YOU KNOW HOW COLD MY BALLS ARE for a weekend
    Nice, I don't post as much on the weekends.

    that stuff is pretty great though. I hit my taint and my junk in the morning. Keeps the moisture out for the day.

    I had on a way too tight pair of HM slim fit for a summer wedding and it kept me more or less dry

    Thats like worst case scenario and it worked

    10 outta 10

    It's not about a dog and a car, any more than Guernica is about canvas
    zepherin
  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Icelandic all lady hip hop collective?

    With my reputation?

    Reykjavíkurdaetur!

    Hey, my mother was a saint!

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    zepherin
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User, Moderator mod
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Guys corruption and personally profiting from your political position is just an out in the open thing now. Hypocrisy is dead. Mitch McConnell killed it years ago.

    Oh man

    I saw this after talking about gold bond and had like a cold water shock of posting in the wrong thread

    Lol sorry

    In a quirky turn of events I too recently bought gold bond spray!

    zepherinElldren
  • EchoEcho Where da waaagh at? Moderator mod
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.

    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
    SummaryJudgmentQanamilKruitejungleroomxTL DRvideobobboKid PresentableHahnsoo1Jacobkosh
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    I wonder what it would be like to put gold bond on my dick and then have sex

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    did the euro and night owl American chatters do anything noteworthy overnight?

    cliffs notes version please.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    The gold/red packaging combo is locked to butter in my head so I am having a tough time not getting the mental image of spraying aerosol butter over my junk.

    PSN: Honkalot
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment They're inside you building a monument to compromise! Fuck them. Fuck those people. Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.

    I had a good one recently about poor service and tipping into the congess thread iirc

    It took me like half a page to realize

    Folks were asking for the rest of the story

    It's not about a dog and a car, any more than Guernica is about canvas
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Credential Adjacent Registered User regular
    I wonder what it would be like to put gold bond on my dick and then have sex

    Shark to porp: "How dry do you want it, baby."

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    I wonder what it would be like to put gold bond on my dick and then have sex

    it'd probably dry the skin out enough that it wouldn't uh

    be comfortable.

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment They're inside you building a monument to compromise! Fuck them. Fuck those people. Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    The gold/red packaging combo is locked to butter in my head so I am having a tough time not getting the mental image of spraying aerosol butter over my junk.

    Hey I'd try it but only if its Kerrygold

    It's not about a dog and a car, any more than Guernica is about canvas
    Honkvideobobbo
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment They're inside you building a monument to compromise! Fuck them. Fuck those people. Registered User regular
    I actually do like Plugra, too

    It's not about a dog and a car, any more than Guernica is about canvas
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment They're inside you building a monument to compromise! Fuck them. Fuck those people. Registered User regular
    Guys Bf3 and BF4 had great OSTs. Payday 2, too

    What is with these Swedish electronicmusic wizards

    It's not about a dog and a car, any more than Guernica is about canvas
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    I wonder what it would be like to put gold bond on my dick and then have sex

    Shark to porp: "How dry do you want it, baby."

    hey bby ever wanted to fuck sandpaper

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    raw doggin

    Sir Landshark
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment They're inside you building a monument to compromise! Fuck them. Fuck those people. Registered User regular
    I wonder what it would be like to put gold bond on my dick and then have sex

    Shark to porp: "How dry do you want it, baby."

    hey bby ever wanted to fuck sandpaper

    Bite down on this

    It helps

    It's not about a dog and a car, any more than Guernica is about canvas
    zepherin
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    I wonder what it would be like to put gold bond on my dick and then have sex

    Shark to porp: "How dry do you want it, baby."

    hey bby ever wanted to fuck sandpaper

    living the dream shark

    zepherinSir Landshark
  • zepherinzepherin Registered User regular
    I wonder what it would be like to put gold bond on my dick and then have sex
    Terrible. You shouldn't deliberately add moisture. It warms up.

    You also shouldn't put it on and then take a shower.

    SummaryJudgment
  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    I wonder what it would be like to put gold bond on my dick and then have sex

    Shark to porp: "How dry do you want it, baby."

    hey bby ever wanted to fuck sandpaper

    No its coarse and gets everywhere

    SummaryJudgmentKid Presentable
  • zepherinzepherin Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Guys corruption and personally profiting from your political position is just an out in the open thing now. Hypocrisy is dead. Mitch McConnell killed it years ago.

    Oh man

    I saw this after talking about gold bond and had like a cold water shock of posting in the wrong thread

    Lol sorry

    In a quirky turn of events I too recently bought gold bond spray!
    baby?

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment They're inside you building a monument to compromise! Fuck them. Fuck those people. Registered User regular
    This is a good chat this morning

    It's not about a dog and a car, any more than Guernica is about canvas
    zepherinQanamil
  • QanamilQanamil Cola, SCRegistered User regular
    Today is not going by very fast while "working".

    Steam/PSN ID: FauxRomano | Like Pigs Around A Melon, an amateur politics podcast (on hiatus)
    zepherin
  • zepherinzepherin Registered User regular
    edited July 3
    This is a good chat this morning
    I mean it contains some of my favorite things.

    Cooling down nuts and medicated powders.

    And Chris Christie looking like a total shit heal.

    zepherin on
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  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    off today. but so is the office and now I'm worried they didn't put our money through to enter our accounts wednesday. ffffffff. I guess I'll find out in a couple of days.

    I owe Chris Christie and the mob a bunch of cash for letting me on the beach this weekend. don't wanna lose a finger.

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | 3DS-3866-8105-7478 | Steam | Twitch
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    zepherin
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    I have physical evidence that sex is not always about comfort
    Qanamil wrote: »
    Today is not going by very fast while "working".

    there were 10 cars in the entire parking lot today when I rolled up at 9:10

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
    zepherin
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    you've betrayed me once again drafts

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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