I wonder what it would be like to put gold bond on my dick and then have sex
A friend ran to urgent care with acute symptoms of what she assumed to be an STI until the doctor realized it was her boyfriend having applied gold bond before going for a run earlier.
Other things to remember
- always wash your hands really well after cutting a jalepeno. or using paint thinner.
like really well
*idly swipes jalapeñoed hands across face*
I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
Really, I need to play some more Legion. It just feels toxic playing with other people in that game.
I dunno I have some bad and some good. Like I pally healed the start of the expansion and I found myself wondering if I was terrible when dps would be idiots and I Couldn't save them, but eventually you just have to come to a "I know my class, I know what I'm doing, I just can't fix idiots."
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
You ever go to a meeting and you hear a problem you know how to solve, but you remain quiet because you don't want to "become IT."
Yeah that was me. I knew the answer, it was easy, she installed the wrong drivers, and needs to remove the old and install the new ones. I didn't tell her.
So in this kind of situation, I usually go:
1) Your support person is X, please reach out to them and they'll take care of you.
2) Hey X, person Y is gonna reach out to you. Sounds like the issue might be Z, but I know you are better at this than I am.
That way you have managed the incident and expectations, passed the buck, and helped solve the issue!
I have no idea who that person is. I've never had to call for tech support.
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Guys corruption and personally profiting from your political position is just an out in the open thing now. Hypocrisy is dead. Mitch McConnell killed it years ago.
Oh man
I saw this after talking about gold bond and had like a cold water shock of posting in the wrong thread
Lol sorry
In a quirky turn of events I too recently bought gold bond spray!
baby?
Nah it's for me. Gotta find the purest no super weird chemicals added to make it a spray thing for baby.
I've purchased baby stuff before for a shower, and I had a similar conversation with zephiance.
Why is this $42 for 8 ounces of stuff?
Because it's for babies.
I'm pretty sure it's the exact same stuff for adults and you get twice as much for $39.99.
It's a baby shower, you don't get to value engineer it, you buy what's on the list.
Okie dokie.
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You ever go to a meeting and you hear a problem you know how to solve, but you remain quiet because you don't want to "become IT."
Yeah that was me. I knew the answer, it was easy, she installed the wrong drivers, and needs to remove the old and install the new ones. I didn't tell her.
That's me with a lot of things. Because I've found saying something is a good way of calling attention to yourself that can be negative. And if you are wrong for whatever reason that's what people will remember.
Or even worst because you solved that one problem, you are tasked with solving all other IT problems, and if you get one of those wrong they get shitty with you. "Hey since you fixed my printer drivers, can you fix our website?"
You ever go to a meeting and you hear a problem you know how to solve, but you remain quiet because you don't want to "become IT."
Yeah that was me. I knew the answer, it was easy, she installed the wrong drivers, and needs to remove the old and install the new ones. I didn't tell her.
That's me with a lot of things. Because I've found saying something is a good way of calling attention to yourself that can be negative. And if you are wrong for whatever reason that's what people will remember.
Or even worst because you solved that one problem, you are tasked with solving all other IT problems, and if you get one of those wrong they get shitty with you. "Hey since you fixed my printer drivers, can you fix our website?"
Yep definitely have the "you're the best until you're not." I get that with my job where someone will call in with a ton of questions, columbo me for like ten minutes and then when I finally run out of answers "Man the multiple never helps us do our jobs..."
FUUUUUUU
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Guys corruption and personally profiting from your political position is just an out in the open thing now. Hypocrisy is dead. Mitch McConnell killed it years ago.
Oh man
I saw this after talking about gold bond and had like a cold water shock of posting in the wrong thread
Lol sorry
In a quirky turn of events I too recently bought gold bond spray!
baby?
Nah it's for me. Gotta find the purest no super weird chemicals added to make it a spray thing for baby.
I've purchased baby stuff before for a shower, and I had a similar conversation with zephiance.
Why is this $42 for 8 ounces of stuff?
Because it's for babies.
I'm pretty sure it's the exact same stuff for adults and you get twice as much for $39.99.
It's a baby shower, you don't get to value engineer it, you buy what's on the list.
Okie dokie.
*flips table*
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You ever go to a meeting and you hear a problem you know how to solve, but you remain quiet because you don't want to "become IT."
Yeah that was me. I knew the answer, it was easy, she installed the wrong drivers, and needs to remove the old and install the new ones. I didn't tell her.
That's me with a lot of things. Because I've found saying something is a good way of calling attention to yourself that can be negative. And if you are wrong for whatever reason that's what people will remember.
Or even worst because you solved that one problem, you are tasked with solving all other IT problems, and if you get one of those wrong they get shitty with you. "Hey since you fixed my printer drivers, can you fix our website?"
Yep definitely have the "you're the best until you're not." I get that with my job where someone will call in with a ton of questions, columbo me for like ten minutes and then when I finally run out of answers "Man the multiple never helps us do our jobs..."
FUUUUUUU
Oh yeah.
Also my promotion kicks in in August, I don't want to become too indispensable in my current position too, and they are working on the company website which I want no part of.
Guys corruption and personally profiting from your political position is just an out in the open thing now. Hypocrisy is dead. Mitch McConnell killed it years ago.
Oh man
I saw this after talking about gold bond and had like a cold water shock of posting in the wrong thread
Lol sorry
In a quirky turn of events I too recently bought gold bond spray!
baby?
Nah it's for me. Gotta find the purest no super weird chemicals added to make it a spray thing for baby.
I've purchased baby stuff before for a shower, and I had a similar conversation with zephiance.
Why is this $42 for 8 ounces of stuff?
Because it's for babies.
I'm pretty sure it's the exact same stuff for adults and you get twice as much for $39.99.
It's a baby shower, you don't get to value engineer it, you buy what's on the list.
Okie dokie.
*flips table*
Are you flipping the table because you don't like the phrase value engineer, or are you flipping the table because you aren't allowed to for baby showers.
Guys corruption and personally profiting from your political position is just an out in the open thing now. Hypocrisy is dead. Mitch McConnell killed it years ago.
Oh man
I saw this after talking about gold bond and had like a cold water shock of posting in the wrong thread
Lol sorry
In a quirky turn of events I too recently bought gold bond spray!
baby?
Nah it's for me. Gotta find the purest no super weird chemicals added to make it a spray thing for baby.
I've purchased baby stuff before for a shower, and I had a similar conversation with zephiance.
Why is this $42 for 8 ounces of stuff?
Because it's for babies.
I'm pretty sure it's the exact same stuff for adults and you get twice as much for $39.99.
It's a baby shower, you don't get to value engineer it, you buy what's on the list.
Okie dokie.
*flips table*
Are you flipping the table because you don't like the phrase value engineer, or are you flipping the table because you aren't allowed to for baby showers.
Guys corruption and personally profiting from your political position is just an out in the open thing now. Hypocrisy is dead. Mitch McConnell killed it years ago.
Oh man
I saw this after talking about gold bond and had like a cold water shock of posting in the wrong thread
Lol sorry
In a quirky turn of events I too recently bought gold bond spray!
baby?
Nah it's for me. Gotta find the purest no super weird chemicals added to make it a spray thing for baby.
I've purchased baby stuff before for a shower, and I had a similar conversation with zephiance.
Why is this $42 for 8 ounces of stuff?
Because it's for babies.
I'm pretty sure it's the exact same stuff for adults and you get twice as much for $39.99.
It's a baby shower, you don't get to value engineer it, you buy what's on the list.
Okie dokie.
*flips table*
Are you flipping the table because you don't like the phrase value engineer, or are you flipping the table because you aren't allowed to for baby showers.
Guys corruption and personally profiting from your political position is just an out in the open thing now. Hypocrisy is dead. Mitch McConnell killed it years ago.
Oh man
I saw this after talking about gold bond and had like a cold water shock of posting in the wrong thread
Lol sorry
In a quirky turn of events I too recently bought gold bond spray!
baby?
Nah it's for me. Gotta find the purest no super weird chemicals added to make it a spray thing for baby.
I've purchased baby stuff before for a shower, and I had a similar conversation with zephiance.
Why is this $42 for 8 ounces of stuff?
Because it's for babies.
I'm pretty sure it's the exact same stuff for adults and you get twice as much for $39.99.
It's a baby shower, you don't get to value engineer it, you buy what's on the list.
Okie dokie.
*flips table*
Are you flipping the table because you don't like the phrase value engineer, or are you flipping the table because you aren't allowed to for baby showers.
One female entrepreneur recounted how she had been propositioned by a Silicon Valley venture capitalist while seeking a job with him, which she did not land after rebuffing him. Another showed the increasingly suggestive messages she had received from a start-up investor. And one chief executive described how she had faced numerous sexist comments from an investor while raising money for her online community website.
What happened afterward was often just as disturbing, the women told The New York Times. Many times, the investors’ firms and colleagues ignored or played down what had happened when the situations were brought to their attention. Saying anything, the women were warned, might lead to ostracism.
Now some of these female entrepreneurs have decided to take that risk. More than two dozen women in the technology start-up industry spoke to The Times in recent days about being sexually harassed. Ten of them named the investors involved
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I unintentionally dropped my dva ult in front of a charging Rein one time and it took me five minutes to stop laughing.
Come Overwatch with meeeee
*idly swipes jalapeñoed hands across face*
Yeah gold bond to a nostril would be a real pain.
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Not all heroes wear capes
Sometimes they just have high apm
Sounds like pretty challenging stuff, a bit outside my degree but not miles away.
Heroes should never wear capes.
RIP Stratogale.
http://i.imgur.com/oilIxxw.mp4
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Assorted mechanical issues.
Result: World Record
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I dunno I have some bad and some good. Like I pally healed the start of the expansion and I found myself wondering if I was terrible when dps would be idiots and I Couldn't save them, but eventually you just have to come to a "I know my class, I know what I'm doing, I just can't fix idiots."
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I'm assuming she was running away from a mercy
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
*sudokus*
That sounds like something that gwyneth paltrow blogs about putting inside of you
Why is this $42 for 8 ounces of stuff?
Because it's for babies.
I'm pretty sure it's the exact same stuff for adults and you get twice as much for $39.99.
It's a baby shower, you don't get to value engineer it, you buy what's on the list.
Okie dokie.
Yep definitely have the "you're the best until you're not." I get that with my job where someone will call in with a ton of questions, columbo me for like ten minutes and then when I finally run out of answers "Man the multiple never helps us do our jobs..."
FUUUUUUU
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*flips table*
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Also my promotion kicks in in August, I don't want to become too indispensable in my current position too, and they are working on the company website which I want no part of.
What when you have a nip slip in front of everyone?
Well more what have you done for me lately hair traitor.
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Exposing material weaknesses should be an auditors job
...
fuck it.
http://imgur.com/BZWgjO8
It's coming back!
I never knew Hulk Hogan fought the Juggalos.
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The latter, of course
I run on the first
Are you auditing my moobs?
Why can't we all just get along?
I'm working up to reading that article, I know it's going to make me so mad
But the Trust will never return!
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