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[Bad Food Thread] How To Cook Durian For Forty Humans

DeciusDecius I'm old! I'm fat!I'M BLUE!Registered User regular
edited September 2017 in Social Entropy++
Madican wrote: »
Green beans are a vile affront to all that is good.

Green beans the are boiled to death are vile. Actually if you boil any veg you might not have functioning taste buds.



...oh hey a new Bad Food Thread, This is where we talk about things like this

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and this

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quite possibly this

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and even this would be accepted, though border-lining on good.
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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    green beans are fine

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    I have just discovered that a nearby Irish-style pub serves something called a "banger burger." Topped with a split sausage and shepherd's pie filling and melted cheddar.

    I mean, I know when I'm being pandered to, but I ain't too proud to go along with it.

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  • DeciusDecius I'm old! I'm fat! I'M BLUE!Registered User regular
    Just accept it. It could be worse. You could have a national chain whose whole identity is based on pandering to national stereotypes and some strange form of corporate patriotism.

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2017
    that burger looks good.

    If you held the pickles the lettuce and the mustard. Add ketchup instead. Also grill them onions.

    There is almost never a situation where I want an onion that hasn't been grilled.

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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    if I put a fried egg on top of beef stroganoff, does it become beef stroganova?

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    I grabbed a Screamin' Sicilian stromboli because I've heard good things about the brand from this thread. If the box is to be trusted, I'm supposed to put it directly into a 400 degree oven, on the rack, while it's still in the plastic bag? I mean, I guess I'll listen to the box, but I'm pulling the fire extinguisher out from under the sink just in case.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    green beans are probably one of the better vegetables right behind broccoli and spinach

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    green beans are probably one of the better vegetables right behind broccoli and spinach

    this is exactly me

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Lightly salted green beans are a great snack.

  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I grabbed a Screamin' Sicilian stromboli because I've heard good things about the brand from this thread. If the box is to be trusted, I'm supposed to put it directly into a 400 degree oven, on the rack, while it's still in the plastic bag? I mean, I guess I'll listen to the box, but I'm pulling the fire extinguisher out from under the sink just in case.

    Uh no take the bag off. Also dont and return it they suck. The sauce is disgusting

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  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    I'm a sucker for any kind of roasted veg combo.

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    That's witchcraft

  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Yes it is.

    How else could they fit 1000mg of sodium into a 500 mg chip?

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  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    I'd give them a go though

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    It'd be cheaper to just buy the top ramen itself.

  • AtaxrxesAtaxrxes Hellnation Cursed EarthRegistered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    It'd be cheaper to just buy the top ramen itself.

    As my friend used to say when eating dry ramen packets while camping "Top Ramen bars!"

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Ataxrxes wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    It'd be cheaper to just buy the top ramen itself.

    As my friend used to say when eating dry ramen packets while camping "Top Ramen bars!"

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  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Yeah, I knew an older dude who would do that on his fishing trips. Just chomp down on uncooked instant ramen.

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    this jerky is dissappointing

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Jerky is gross knowing most of the stuff you can buy is just slow cooked/smoked meat
    The real jerky is probably too tough

  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    mostly I wanted a quick lunch since I was on the move and I saw this new brand I haven't tried yet

    tasted worse than standard Jack Link's jerky

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    The only difference between some of the jerky and dog treats is crude fiber
    that's it

  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    I've considered eating some of my dog's treats at times

    They smell really good ok

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  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    When I was a wee tyke, my brother and I locked ourselves in the garage, and we knew mom and dad wouldn't be home for hours, so we ate a couple of dog treats.
    I don't recall how they tasted, but I do know we didn't eat any more than we had to in order to stave off that little kid hunger.

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    I have been to a few places from triple D

    The Memphis Taproom, somewhere in Philly

    Doumars in Norfolk, Va

    Outer Banks Brewing Station

    Black Pelican, Kitty Hawk

    All of them were good

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    let they who has never eaten a dog treat cast the first stone

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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Kadith wrote: »
    let they who has never eaten a dog treat cast the first stone

    Kay, getting my rubble ready

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    I can fairly confidently say that I have never eaten a dog treat

    however, I do recall eating a decent amount of play-doh when I was younger

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I have never eaten a dog treat though I knew a kid who would snack on them on the regular.

    Also I can't have store bought jerky anymore because I've known the ambrosia that is homemade jerky with all kinds of spices.

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I have been to a few places from triple D

    The Memphis Taproom, somewhere in Philly

    Doumars in Norfolk, Va

    Outer Banks Brewing Station

    Black Pelican, Kitty Hawk

    All of them were good

    that isn't a diner, drive thru, or dive though

    unless they rebranded, it's a fancy sit down place

  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    The only difference between some of the jerky and dog treats is crude fiber
    that's it

    not sure what your end game here is

    I've seen chickens and hogs butchered I'm not really grossed out by what I eat

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    I actually last ate a dog treat just over two weeks ago. Topical!

  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I mean I've seen some dog treats I'd consider eating, but the ones they amp up the smells are kind of grossly chemical.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I actually last ate a dog treat just over two weeks ago. Topical!

    I'd take the dog treat over the impala testicle.

  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    It was bland and cardboardy. I remember them being tastier when I was a child.

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    The range cake we used to feed to cattle in the winter was pretty tasty. Mostly ground wheat husks, molasses, and salt, pressed into what looked like giant versions of the feed pellets you buy at the zoo. Good to gnaw on.

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  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    I took a bite out of a Beggin' Strip once.

    Would not recommend.

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    look at all these hoity toity mother fuckers in the bad food thread who've never eaten a dog treat

    what a world we live in

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