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Yo, ho, yo, ho/ a [Chat]ter's life for me

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    JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Jasoco wrote: »
    Jragghen wrote: »
    Steve Holt!
    FINALLY! An Arrested Development reference. I was starting to think only NeoGAF had ever seen the show. What with there being a new thread about it every damn week.

    Oh, people love it around here.

    I just felt like being random.

    It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is also hilarious, albeit I've found it to be slightly less quotable.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    I need to buy clothes. I hate buying clothes.

    Just eat more food and grow more hair.

    that has been my solution for the last 21 years.

    Variable on
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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Church wrote: »
    What is happening to your sig Spectre?

    A very special and awesome phalla will get me to change my av/sig for the duration.

    5 of us banded together at the beginning to form the Spectrum 5. Purple is the only surviving member at the moment.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    and another thing!

    Stop complaining about the people in fresno! The idea that there aren't decent people in an entire city is frustrating and annoying.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Jasoco wrote: »
    Stuff.

    www.livejournal.com

    Hi I'm Vee! on
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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Jasoco wrote: »
    She didn't disappear completely by any means. She works at the CVS in town and lives literally a thousand feet down the street from me. Right in my neighborhood. And I could easily walk into her place of business and apologize. Or stop by her house. But I can't. And it's eating me inside.

    Do it pussy.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    His sig is part of a phalla.

    Incenj... drugged and raped? Sure you're not hyping the charges? Maybe she just wanted sex and thought you'd be less tense (more coercible) with drugs.

    And, Mrballbaggins is a hillbilly?

    I'm being somewhat hyperbolic, and I don't think she was -really- serious, but she asked if maybe I would take some date rape drugs so she could get some lovin' in without me worrying about the act.

    I'm pretty sure I added ten years of crow feet from how hard I glared at her. She was probably kidding, of course. I just really didn't like the idea even being joked about.

    --

    She also made me break my 13 years of absolutely no contact with booze on Saturday night. :P

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Church wrote: »
    My girlfriend just suggested to me an anime about little girls who are "adopted' by the Italian government, then psychologically conditioned and cybernetically enhanced, isolated from society and used as political and anti-terrorist extra-judicial assassins.

    Why would I want to watch that?

    You have to, though. Cookies and pie, remember?

    a-HA! Trap, I knew it.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Church wrote: »
    My girlfriend just suggested to me an anime about little girls who are "adopted' by the Italian government, then psychologically conditioned and cybernetically enhanced, isolated from society and used as political and anti-terrorist extra-judicial assassins.

    Why would I want to watch that?

    You have to, though. Cookies and pie, remember?

    I don't think she'll stop with the surprise pastries if I refuse to watch a horrible anime.

    But I'll watch it anyway.

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    MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Ok, new rule. I'm going to make a list. Of everyone who calls me a hillbilly/redneck. Then, when I go to PAX next year, I'm going to seek out every one of them that attends. Then, I'm going to kick them all straight in the nuts just as hard as I can with my steel-toed, size 14EE Redwing boot. The last thing you see as you're twisting on the ground in pain is the tail end of a Trans Am burning out towards the nearest bar.

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Cenj, shh, you're wrong.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Church wrote: »
    Jasoco wrote: »
    She didn't disappear completely by any means. She works at the CVS in town and lives literally a thousand feet down the street from me. Right in my neighborhood. And I could easily walk into her place of business and apologize. Or stop by her house. But I can't. And it's eating me inside.

    Do it pussy.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Jasoco wrote: »
    And it's eating me inside.

    Craaawling in my skiiiiin.

    Hi I'm Vee! on
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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Ok, new rule. I'm going to make a list. Of everyone who calls me a hillbilly/redneck. Then, when I go to PAX next year, I'm going to seek out every one of them that attends. Then, I'm going to kick them all straight in the nuts just as hard as I can with my steel-toed, size 14EE Redwing boot. The last thing you see as you're twisting on the ground in pain is the tail end of a Trans Am burning out towards the nearest bar.

    Man, rednecks are so violent.

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Ok, new rule. I'm going to make a list. Of everyone who calls me a hillbilly/redneck. Then, when I go to PAX next year, I'm going to seek out every one of them that attends. Then, I'm going to kick them all straight in the nuts just as hard as I can with my steel-toed, size 14EE Redwing boot. The last thing you see as you're twisting on the ground in pain is the tail end of a Trans Am burning out towards the nearest bar.

    Wow. You sound like kind of a hick. Do you have satellite TV in your trailer?

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Damn MLA formatting.

    Gim on
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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Jasoco wrote: »
    And it's eating me inside.

    Craaawling in my skiiiiin.

    these wounds they will not heal:whistle:

    TehSpectre on
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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Ok, new rule. I'm going to make a list. Of everyone who calls me a hillbilly/redneck. Then, when I go to PAX next year, I'm going to seek out every one of them that attends. Then, I'm going to kick them all straight in the nuts just as hard as I can with my steel-toed, size 14EE Redwing boot. The last thing you see as you're twisting on the ground in pain is the tail end of a Trans Am burning out towards the nearest bar.

    Holy shit, you wear Redwings? I hope they don't charge more for oversizes.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Man, rednecks are so violent.

    I think he is a local.

    Incenjucar on
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Jasoco wrote: »
    And it's eating me inside.

    Craaawling in my skiiiiin.

    these wounds they will not heal:whistle:

    Feeeear is hoooow I faaaaaaaaaaaall

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Crimson Skies reminds me of an arcade fighting game. It's a lot of fun but at times it is infuriatingly cheap. Game developers need to learn that "difficult" does not equal "challenging". If, in a game like Crimson Skies, I have to, at any point in the game, rely on sheer luck to survive, then you are doing it wrong, developers. You are doing it wrong.

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    Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    James wrote: »
    Hm.

    I look that "leave Britney alone" guy when I wear makeup.

    pics or it didn't happen

    As soon as I get my USB cable, I will be camwhoring. Quite a bit.

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Church wrote: »
    Crimson Skies reminds me of an arcade fighting game. It's a lot of fun but at times it is infuriatingly cheap. Game developers need to learn that "difficult" does not equal "challenging". If, in a game like Crimson Skies, I have to, at any point in the game, rely on sheer luck to survive, then you are doing it wrong, developers. You are doing it wrong.

    Raise your Luck stat.

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    MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    James wrote: »
    Holy shit, you wear Redwings? I hope they don't charge more for oversizes.

    I paid out the ass for them (around 120.00) but they are easily the most comfortable footwear I've ever owned. I've had this pair for about a year now, and they've held up superbly. Plus, they have this cool piece of steel riveted on the outside of the heel that really hurts when you ninja-kick people, I've been told.

    If you're a boot person, I would strongly recommend a pair.

    Oh, and all of your names have been added to the list. Don't try to run. You could never escape me, and in the end you'd just be making it harder on yourself.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Church wrote: »
    Crimson Skies reminds me of an arcade fighting game. It's a lot of fun but at times it is infuriatingly cheap. Game developers need to learn that "difficult" does not equal "challenging". If, in a game like Crimson Skies, I have to, at any point in the game, rely on sheer luck to survive, then you are doing it wrong, developers. You are doing it wrong.

    Look up "Bullet hell."

    Incenjucar on
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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Church wrote: »
    Crimson Skies reminds me of an arcade fighting game. It's a lot of fun but at times it is infuriatingly cheap. Game developers need to learn that "difficult" does not equal "challenging". If, in a game like Crimson Skies, I have to, at any point in the game, rely on sheer luck to survive, then you are doing it wrong, developers. You are doing it wrong.

    Raise your Luck stat.

    If I was God, life would run on SPECIAL.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I didn't call you a redneck you redneck

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I had a few good references lined up and I didn't use any of them. I rambled on the whole time about what I thought. I suppose I should be proud.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Jasoco wrote: »
    And it's eating me inside.

    Craaawling in my skiiiiin.

    these wounds they will not heal:whistle:

    Feeeear is hoooow I faaaaaaaaaaaall

    confusing what is real:whistle:

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    MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Well, Eddy, you've made the list now as well.

    I'm afraid we can't be together anymore.

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    FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Crimson Skies reminds me of an arcade fighting game. It's a lot of fun but at times it is infuriatingly cheap. Game developers need to learn that "difficult" does not equal "challenging". If, in a game like Crimson Skies, I have to, at any point in the game, rely on sheer luck to survive, then you are doing it wrong, developers. You are doing it wrong.

    Look up "Bullet hell."

    They don't rely on luck. Except stupid Cho Ren Sha hard mode.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I really like the game's style, though.

    "Mission Objectives
    • If it flies, shoot it.
    • If it doesn't, use your rockets."

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Jasoco wrote: »
    And it's eating me inside.

    Craaawling in my skiiiiin.

    these wounds they will not heal:whistle:

    Feeeear is hoooow I faaaaaaaaaaaall

    confusing what is real:whistle:

    Okay, be honest: did you have to look that up?

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    MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    What's with all the Free Shinto titles?

    Unrelatedly, Dr. Hook is awesome and fuck you if you disagree.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Okay, be honest: did you have to look that up?
    Nah, I am one of the few people around here who doesn't give a shit what people think about music.

    I like Linkin Park.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Well, Eddy, you've made the list now as well.

    I'm afraid we can't be together anymore.

    Nuts

    well I guess I'll just have to take my earth shattering fellatio skills, low standards, and insatiable sex drive elsewhere.

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    MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Well, Eddy, you've made the list now as well.

    I'm afraid we can't be together anymore.

    Nuts

    well I guess I'll just have to take my earth shattering fellatio skills, low standards, and insatiable sex drive elsewhere.

    Whore.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Gunstar heroes is retardedly annoying.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Okay, be honest: did you have to look that up?
    Nah, I am one of the few people around here who doesn't give a shit what people think about music.

    I like Linkin Park.

    Gasp!
    Me too.

    Lets get married, TS.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    That was kind of harsh

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