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okay I'm convinced someone at wizards has some sort of weird grudge against crossbows and non-bow weapons because the only ammunition that gets anything except +X enchantments are arrows
I assume we're just gonna reskin things to work with bolts because that's real stupid
edit: okay they say it's okay in the details but I'm not finding anything but Arrows of Slaying, guess I gotta look some more
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Yeah, someone has beef with magic crossbows. Why? Nobody knows!
E: Most likely because crossbows are a peasant weapon that can be used to punch through plate and kill knights amd heralded a significant change in warfare making open heroics more challenging, and is therefore seen as inappropriate to the fantasy milieu D&D aims for.
artificers get a literal magical GUN so that whole reticence is extra real dumb
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I foolishly got my various siblings and friends hooked on the adventure zone podcast, and then they all wanted to play D&D.
So I guess I'm DMing a game now, oh boy, I haven't done this in a long time...
Ran the first session last night, mostly just trying to keep things simple for both my sake and theirs, but it went pretty good I think, I've only played a little bit of 5th edition and I'm ad-libbing in some areas, but it went pretty smoothly.
Edit - And I just realised this isn't the general D&D thread, sorry folks!
I've got to get caught up on The Adventure Zone, now that the first campaign is over. I took a break when I got to the Eleventh Hour arc, because I could feel the unrelated stirrings of the kind of depressive episode where whatever media I consumed to get me through it would be tainted by it forever. And then I never got around to starting back up. As soon as I'm done catching up with C Team episodes though, that will be my next D&D podcast to finish off!
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I feel like a big old jerk. I wasted all of your's time tonight. That was a jerky thing to do and I'm really sorry about it. Alarms have been set and this won't happen again.
Teddy Roosevelt in Space sounds like... the saddest thing, actually. He'd get up to the Moon all ready to wrassle somebody or shoot at some local critters, find out it was a lifeless rock, and be just the gloomiest spaceman there ever was.
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Re-reading that I now realize I hit the correct meter for the "I lik the bred" meme. That was not intended, but it fits. Just imagine shitty spelling as though by a Rhyming Cow or Int 8 Half-Orc and it's all good.
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the time is now
to mete our doom
my flesh prepaired
to be cunsumed
by winters fang
by horfrost breth
vallhalla waits
i feer not deth
chok on my husk
i feel no dred
you bit the boar
What if he trains the cadets at the baby pirate dragon academy.
CHECKMATE.
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I assume we're just gonna reskin things to work with bolts because that's real stupid
edit: okay they say it's okay in the details but I'm not finding anything but Arrows of Slaying, guess I gotta look some more
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E: Most likely because crossbows are a peasant weapon that can be used to punch through plate and kill knights amd heralded a significant change in warfare making open heroics more challenging, and is therefore seen as inappropriate to the fantasy milieu D&D aims for.
but
artificers get a literal magical GUN so that whole reticence is extra real dumb
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So I guess I'm DMing a game now, oh boy, I haven't done this in a long time...
Ran the first session last night, mostly just trying to keep things simple for both my sake and theirs, but it went pretty good I think, I've only played a little bit of 5th edition and I'm ad-libbing in some areas, but it went pretty smoothly.
Edit - And I just realised this isn't the general D&D thread, sorry folks!
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I will Eric the shit out of this game.
sooner or later y'all will release that she knows what's up
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ARE YOU READY!
TO KILL!
A WHITE DRAGON!
BUT PROBABLY YES ANYWAY
but I sure as hell can kill a white dragon
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If i kill it though, i'm going to wear it.
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I was going with power outtage
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My deepest apologies
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TO MEET OUR DOOM
MY FLESH PREPARED
TO BE CONSUMED
BY WINTER'S FANG
BY HOARFROST BREATH
VALHALLA WAITS
I FEAR NOT DEATH
CHEW THOROUGHLY
CHOKE ON MY HUSK
YOU BITE THE BOAR
YOU GET THE TUUUUUUUUUUUSK
(orc metal drum solo intensifies)
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to mete our doom
my flesh prepaired
to be cunsumed
by winters fang
by horfrost breth
vallhalla waits
i feer not deth
chok on my husk
i feel no dred
you bit the boar
i lik the bred
CHECKMATE.
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Auraj is appointed a senator and unwittingly ushers in a new age of fantasy facism
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