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[5E OOC] Before the Darkness - "Who Watches the Poopmen"

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    You, my friend, are a dinner machine.

  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    Bomp bomp game tonight!

  • Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    Cool, I'm good to go!

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    yaaaaaaaaay

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    I'm fitting in a dinner at a mexican restaurant plus ice cream before the game

    if I'm running late I'll let y'all know

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited August 2017
    okay I'm convinced someone at wizards has some sort of weird grudge against crossbows and non-bow weapons because the only ammunition that gets anything except +X enchantments are arrows

    I assume we're just gonna reskin things to work with bolts because that's real stupid

    edit: okay they say it's okay in the details but I'm not finding anything but Arrows of Slaying, guess I gotta look some more

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited August 2017
    Yeah, someone has beef with magic crossbows. Why? Nobody knows!

    E: Most likely because crossbows are a peasant weapon that can be used to punch through plate and kill knights amd heralded a significant change in warfare making open heroics more challenging, and is therefore seen as inappropriate to the fantasy milieu D&D aims for.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    yeah

    but

    artificers get a literal magical GUN so that whole reticence is extra real dumb

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  • Halos Nach TariffHalos Nach Tariff Can you blame me? I'm too famous.Registered User regular
    edited August 2017
    I foolishly got my various siblings and friends hooked on the adventure zone podcast, and then they all wanted to play D&D.
    So I guess I'm DMing a game now, oh boy, I haven't done this in a long time...

    Ran the first session last night, mostly just trying to keep things simple for both my sake and theirs, but it went pretty good I think, I've only played a little bit of 5th edition and I'm ad-libbing in some areas, but it went pretty smoothly.

    Edit - And I just realised this isn't the general D&D thread, sorry folks!

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    5e seems to be all about simplicity so I think you made a good choice thar

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  • Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    I've got to get caught up on The Adventure Zone, now that the first campaign is over. I took a break when I got to the Eleventh Hour arc, because I could feel the unrelated stirrings of the kind of depressive episode where whatever media I consumed to get me through it would be tainted by it forever. And then I never got around to starting back up. As soon as I'm done catching up with C Team episodes though, that will be my next D&D podcast to finish off!

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    i am both proud and upset that elidana is becoming the voice of reason.

    I will Eric the shit out of this game.

  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    I gotta say, I'm absolutely delighted by our party dynamics.

  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    auraj is already the voice of reason

    sooner or later y'all will release that she knows what's up

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  • iguanacusiguanacus Desert PlanetRegistered User regular
    edited August 2017
    Angus is as calm and steady as the sea*

    Photo reference of the sea below
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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited August 2017
    I may have asked this as a general question in the 5E thread so let me make it slightly more specific:

    ARE YOU READY!
    TO KILL!
    A WHITE DRAGON!

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  • Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    NO MY HITPOINTS ARE LOW

    BUT PROBABLY YES ANYWAY

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    I can't kill white supremacy

    but I sure as hell can kill a white dragon

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Yea, I guess.

    If i kill it though, i'm going to wear it.

  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    iggy whyyyyyyyyyyyy

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    who would have expected to be betrayed by the cleric.

  • iguanacusiguanacus Desert PlanetRegistered User regular
    Damn, my fault entirely. I just completely spaced on the time while I was playing Civ6. I feel like a complete jackass

  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    damn, I wished I guessed Civ

    I was going with power outtage

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  • iguanacusiguanacus Desert PlanetRegistered User regular
    I feel like a big old jerk. I wasted all of your's time tonight. That was a jerky thing to do and I'm really sorry about it. Alarms have been set and this won't happen again.

    My deepest apologies

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    i hope it was worth not killing a dragon

  • iguanacusiguanacus Desert PlanetRegistered User regular
    Do you see Teddy up there? Does he look like a guy who won the Space Race?

  • Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    Teddy Roosevelt in Space sounds like... the saddest thing, actually. He'd get up to the Moon all ready to wrassle somebody or shoot at some local critters, find out it was a lifeless rock, and be just the gloomiest spaceman there ever was.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    "Hey Teddy, c'mon, Let me introduce you to the boys and girls at SETI. Maybe they can cheer you up."

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Teddy Roosevelt watching Contact and getting upset that Jodi Foster didn't wrestle the alien dad

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    Okay, if we've all got Civ 6 out of our systems, tonight is go!

  • Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    THE TIME IS NOW

    TO MEET OUR DOOM

    MY FLESH PREPARED

    TO BE CONSUMED

    BY WINTER'S FANG

    BY HOARFROST BREATH

    VALHALLA WAITS

    I FEAR NOT DEATH

    CHEW THOROUGHLY

    CHOKE ON MY HUSK

    YOU BITE THE BOAR

    YOU GET THE TUUUUUUUUUUUSK

    (orc metal drum solo intensifies)

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    and Auraj (that's right)!

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    Oh my god.

  • Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    Re-reading that I now realize I hit the correct meter for the "I lik the bred" meme. That was not intended, but it fits. Just imagine shitty spelling as though by a Rhyming Cow or Int 8 Half-Orc and it's all good.

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited August 2017
    the time is now
    to mete our doom
    my flesh prepaired
    to be cunsumed
    by winters fang
    by horfrost breth
    vallhalla waits
    i feer not deth
    chok on my husk
    i feel no dred
    you bit the boar

    i lik the bred

    Rainfall on
  • iguanacusiguanacus Desert PlanetRegistered User regular
    I'm not letting this go, a pirate baby white dragon can't be a commandant, he must be a commodore.

  • Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    What if he trains the cadets at the baby pirate dragon academy.

    CHECKMATE.

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  • iguanacusiguanacus Desert PlanetRegistered User regular
    Look, commandant is a title. As established with Gen. Sparks we are dealing with ranks only.

  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    auraj should be called an ambassador and given diplomatic immunity

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Before the Darkness Episode 3: Revenge of the Outer Realm

    Auraj is appointed a senator and unwittingly ushers in a new age of fantasy facism

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