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We're gonna need a bigger state

SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEADmargaritavilleRegistered User regular
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because harvey wasn't enough, we are getting a new hurricane called irma! it will more than likely obliterate the entire southeastern united states, leaving nothing but a wind-blasted wasteland where the few survivors fight over scraps and worship old-world technology. or maybe not that bad, but that bad in some places? I'm sitting pretty in northern florida but everyone is still freaking out! Anyone else affected by this?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    bottled water and gasoline no longer exist in western florida

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    bottled water and gasoline no longer exist in western florida

    y'all stop drinking that gas

  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    bottled water and gasoline no longer exist in western florida

    y'all stop drinking that gas

    But it's what gives pip his combustion-powered wit

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  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    bottled water and gasoline

    apocalyptic fraiser

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    bottled water and gasoline no longer exist in western florida

    y'all stop drinking that gas

    don't tell polk county what they can and cannot drink

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    bottled water and gasoline no longer exist in western florida

    y'all stop drinking that gas

    don't tell polk county what they can and cannot drink

    you know there's a Polk County, NC where this applies just as well

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    bottled water and gasoline no longer exist in western florida

    y'all stop drinking that gas

    don't tell polk county what they can and cannot drink

    you know there's a Polk County, NC where this applies just as well

    that surprises me exactly not at all

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I was in Gulfport MS in 2005

    I'm very glad not to be in the south right now

  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    One of my good friends asked if I can possibly help with cleanup next week on his grandparents' property if they get hit particularly bad; not sure exactly where their winter home is, but it's likely coastal

    He only needs me if his father and brother can't set up a flight to SC and meet him halfway; otherwise I'll be helping to manage the 22 hour drive and do some basic cleanup

    Not sure their exact location but iirc it's coastal, which seems Not Good, Generally

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    uh, depending on where along the coast, that is decidedly less than good

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    And another storm right behind Irma, Jose I think. Plus the PNW is on fire and it was raining light ash all over the Seattle area today.

    We told you this would happen! We told you about climate change!

  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
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  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    holy shit

    that image really puts things in perspective

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  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    I just want people to not freak shit about gas where I live.

    I know that there is no chance that people will not freak shit about gas where I live.

  • RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    holy shit

    that image really puts things in perspective

    Yeah there's also this one:

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  • ShenShen Registered User regular
    The news here was like "It's pretty big, you know France? It's the size of France". That's terrifying, stay safe all.

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    West part of the country is on fire. East side of the country is in the process of being deluged with water.

    That's two elemental lords.

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  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Hurricane is still air lord.

    Cue an earthquake in California and a freak Blizzard in the northeast and we'll be set to fight Deathwing afterwards.

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
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  • MuzzmuzzMuzzmuzz Registered User regular
    Radius wrote: »
    Hurricane is still air lord.

    Cue an earthquake in California and a freak Blizzard in the northeast and we'll be set to fight Deathwing afterwards.

    Man, it's Cataclysm all over again. We even have the xenophobic warmonger in charge, after the cool chill guy (who still had faults) left.

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    So like the islands off the western coast of Florida are going to get hammered right? Didn't hundreds die in Haiti last time?

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    So like the islands off the western coast of Florida are going to get hammered right? Didn't hundreds die in Haiti last time?

    it is going to be very very bad

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Yeah, all jokes aside, this looks really really scary.

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    bottled water and gasoline no longer exist in western florida

    y'all stop drinking that gas

    don't tell polk county what they can and cannot drink

    hey you can't make jokes about polk county, that's my job!

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    anyway yeah i drank a ton of gasoline yesterday it was good

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    anyway yeah i drank a ton of gasoline yesterday it was good

    so are you drunk now or just fast

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    So what's up with the storm behind Irma? It's Irma going to hit then like two days later it's the next one?

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    yes

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Sorry, Floridians :( I hope you all stay safe.

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    So what's up with the storm behind Irma? It's Irma going to hit then like two days later it's the next one?

    way way too early to tell where that one is going in relation to the us

    we can only hope it takes a sharp north turn at some point as some tropical storms tend to do

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  • LorahaloLorahalo Registered User regular
    My parents are in Cuba right now, so I guess they're gonna huddle in their hotel and hope not everything blows away.

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  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Looks like it's triplets, with Katia forming in the Gulf.

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  • MayabirdMayabird Pecking at the keyboardRegistered User regular
    From a meteorologist:



    Irma is a big storm.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    So what's up with the storm behind Irma? It's Irma going to hit then like two days later it's the next one?

    way way too early to tell where that one is going in relation to the us

    we can only hope it takes a sharp north turn at some point as some tropical storms tend to do

    Current projections have it doing that. But yeah it's way early

  • Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    Around half of my family is in Florida, mostly in the Palm Beach area. They're all hurricane vets though, and also Mormons for the most part, which means that keeping a well-stocked emergency preparedness hoard is treated literally as a commandment from God. So I'm not super worried about anyone's safety, because they are all very sensibly heading inland and north with huge stashes of supplies. But I am worried that a few of them will wind up homeless.

    When I was a boy scout I helped with cleanup and water delivery after a couple bigger storms there, and I still have stress dreams sometimes that I'm looking out of my stepdad's jeep at the wreckage after Hurricane Andrew, being turned around by the national guard because it's not safe to let volunteers in yet.

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  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    My parents have a condo in the north palm beach-ish area.
    I think their condo is on the seaward facing side of the building.
    Luckily they're not there at the moment, but I'm guessing the condo will still be hit.

    When they were renovating, they had some special kind of hurricane shutters/blockades on the outward facing door/window, so hopefully they're not impacted much by it.

  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    My parents are going to stay with my brother in Alabama. They were on their way south to Florida (snow birds) when Irma got changed to Cat5+.

    I told them to wait another week but they didn't want to.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    Isn't the storm supposed to begin hitting florida sunday? A week would def seem to be way too long to wait

  • SyphonBlueSyphonBlue The studying beaver That beaver sure loves studying!Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    And another storm right behind Irma, Jose I think. Plus the PNW is on fire and it was raining light ash all over the Seattle area today.

    We told you this would happen! We told you about climate change!

    No it's because of the gays

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