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The Ike Turner / Lunch / Favorite Prime Number Thread

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  • Little JimLittle Jim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    my favorite prime number is 9746347772161

    AHAHAHA I TRICKED ALL OF YOU IT IS ACTUALLY AN ABSOLUTE FERMAT PSEUDOPRIME

    FOOLS

    wow u must be really smart....

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    mwahaha

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • WidepathWidepath Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Pantera Bread

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    Widepath wrote: »
    Pantera Bread

    how was it?

    Fucking hostile.

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  • WidepathWidepath Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    This panini is fucking metal.

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  • Stormin JoeStormin Joe Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Are we talikng about fags?

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    it was probably a good call for panera to change their name from st louis bread company outside of st louis

    because who would want to eat food from st louis

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  • Little JimLittle Jim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Are we talikng about dely apple?

    yeah kinda

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  • Stormin JoeStormin Joe Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I dunno, jerkey is a pretty manly food.

    Unless it is turkey jerkey.

    that is completely gay

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    Tossrock: Somolia, you know Mogadishu, Blackhawk down?
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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    tofurkey jerky.

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  • Stormin JoeStormin Joe Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    tofurkey jerky.

    You fucking take that back

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    Tossrock: Somolia, you know Mogadishu, Blackhawk down?
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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    the new york post has this classiest headline ever for their ike turner death story

    "Ike 'Beats' Tina To Death"

    http://www.nypost.com/seven/12132007/news/nationalnews/ike_beats_tina_to_death_79527.htm

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited December 2007
    I dunno, jerkey is a pretty manly food.

    Unless it is turkey jerkey.

    that is completely gay

    There's this mystical allure to jerking turkeys. They have no one else to love them.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    the new york post has this classiest headline ever for their ike turner death story

    "Ike 'Beats' Tina To Death"

    http://www.nypost.com/seven/12132007/news/nationalnews/ike_beats_tina_to_death_79527.htm

    ahahahahahahahaha

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    the new york post has this classiest headline ever for their ike turner death story

    "Ike 'Beats' Tina To Death"

    http://www.nypost.com/seven/12132007/news/nationalnews/ike_beats_tina_to_death_79527.htm

    ahahahahahahahaha

    ahahah holy shit

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    the new york post has this classiest headline ever for their ike turner death story

    "Ike 'Beats' Tina To Death"

    http://www.nypost.com/seven/12132007/news/nationalnews/ike_beats_tina_to_death_79527.htm

    Very subtle.

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    the new york post has this classiest headline ever for their ike turner death story

    "Ike 'Beats' Tina To Death"

    http://www.nypost.com/seven/12132007/news/nationalnews/ike_beats_tina_to_death_79527.htm

    ahahahahahahahaha

    ahahah holy shit
    Man do not even confuse the Post withan actual newspaper

    They are like The Onion meets Enquirer meets someone with access to the AP Feed

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    dely

    who cares

    that is a fantastic fucking headline

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited December 2007
    He's trying to harsh your buzz. Get him.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    DAAAAAANCE FIIIIIIIIGHHHT!

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    It's a publicity stunt that will get them all kinds of stupid stupid press

    My hate for the Post overrides all the amusement they bring

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited December 2007
    ...and then he was attacked by legions of mailmen.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    Do you know what might cheer you up, Dely?

    BUGS THAT ARE HUMPING!

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    THE ONLY POST AND POSTMAN WORTH LOVING IS KARL MALONE

    Those bugs all gettin' freaky warms my robotic heart

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  • GefahrMausGefahrMaus Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    optimus


    this is the best answer

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The Post sounds like The Sun. The Sun is basically a paper that is not afraid to have a headline about a triple homicide coupled with some half naked bimbo.

    I mean I'm trying to read the homicide article, and there's these tits in the way. And if I'm trying to look at the tits, 3 DEAD IN LOCAL HOMICIDE. Damnit, The Sun.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    THE ONLY POST AND POSTMAN WORTH LOVING IS KARL MALONE

    Those bugs all gettin' freaky warms my robotic heart

    He is a member of the famed Hoop Squad.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    The Post sounds like The Sun. The Sun is basically a paper that is not afraid to have a headline about a triple homicide coupled with some half naked bimbo.

    I mean I'm trying to read the homicide article, and there's these tits in the way. And if I'm trying to look at the tits, 3 DEAD IN LOCAL HOMICIDE. Damnit, The Sun.

    Holly, 22. Is sad to hear about the triple homicide. "It means my local tanning salon will be closed and I can't get an even tan".

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  • GefahrMausGefahrMaus Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    The Post sounds like The Sun. The Sun is basically a paper that is not afraid to have a headline about a triple homicide coupled with some half naked bimbo.

    I mean I'm trying to read the homicide article, and there's these tits in the way. And if I'm trying to look at the tits, 3 DEAD IN LOCAL HOMICIDE. Damnit, The Sun.

    i think i still have a copy of The Sun somewhere with Samanths Fox as the page three girl that i pilfered from my grand parents house and smuggled into the U.S. at a rather young age

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    The Post sounds like The Sun. The Sun is basically a paper that is not afraid to have a headline about a triple homicide coupled with some half naked bimbo.

    I mean I'm trying to read the homicide article, and there's these tits in the way. And if I'm trying to look at the tits, 3 DEAD IN LOCAL HOMICIDE. Damnit, The Sun.

    they're both owned by rupert murdoch

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The Sun is awful

    The Post is awful

    they're like, an inch away from being tabloids

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  • GefahrMausGefahrMaus Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    a whole inch? generous

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    And Rupert Murdoch has Fox News

    Basically he is the Jonathan Pryce character from The World is Not Enough

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2007
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I guess if we're talking about the sun I should say centimeter

    or centimetre

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  • PeasPeas Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Sure, I've slapped Tina. There have been times when I punched her to the ground without thinking. But I never beat her.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    i think it says something when the wall street journal freaks out about rupert murdoch buying their paper because he'll make it too conservative

    i mean jesus christ

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  • Stormin JoeStormin Joe Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    i think it says something when the wall street journal freaks out about rupert murdoch buying their paper because he'll make it too conservative

    i mean jesus christ

    haha, yeah

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    mohawk

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