A new thread had yet to be made. It's been like a day and a half, so I took the liberty.
Ahem-hem-hem. A short time ago, on an internets that isn't really a physical place so it's hard to say how far away it is...
It is a period of civil porgs. Disney merchships, striking from a hidden theme park, have unleashed their ultimate weapon, the PORG MERCH, inexpressibly cute little pieces of shit with the power to make ALL OF THE MONEY.
Battling against their own ingrained consumerism and the inherent adorability of the little shits, a group of Star Wars fans have declared their Resistance with the battle cry, 'HARUMPH.'
Most people seem ready to make altars to the FUCKING THINGS, though. I mean, I guess they are pretty sweet...
A couple previews for The Last Jedi have been released. How quaint! Here's the teaser:
Here's the "first" trailer:
Discuss ye Stars and the Wars Across Them herein.