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Butter Battle [chat]

matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off'Points to 'on'Registered User regular
edited October 2017 in Debate and/or Discourse
On the right, a sleek, svelte, East Coast stick of butter. On the left, a pudgy, fat, West Coast stick of butter.


MAKE YOUR CHOICE

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30 minute wait wildcard chat.

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matt has a problem on

Butter Battle [chat] 82 votes

EAST COAST
59%
Captain UltraredxMulysaSemproniusRedTideGimQuidLudiousRear Admiral ChocoElldreny2jake215bloodyroarxxElendilKid PresentableTetraRayjungleroomxwanderingCouscousCasual EddyemnmnmeDesktop Hippie 49 votes
WEST COAST
29%
Mojo_JojoMrMisterAtheraalDoodmannElement BrianFeralIncenjucarAiouaHahnsoo1AlazullAbdhyiusHonkdescPowerpuppiesronyaShivahnSealJobless Anarchist21stCenturythatassemblyguy 24 votes
Joke option Country Crock
10%
DasUberEdwardHakkekageSTATE OF THE ART ROBOTArchZilla360Mikey CTSJuliusQanamilA Kobold's Kobold 9 votes
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  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    what kind of fucked joke poll is this

    No kerrygold

    No plugra

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    WEST COAST
    Always West Coast.

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    WEST COAST
    I am bad at being a killer cyborg Jesus

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    WEST COAST
    this is a [chat] about butts. no, it is more about butts. it's

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  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    As an East Coast Canadian, my butter is fat. What poll option do I pick?!

    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    WEST COAST
    I was gonna make a chat about Incremental games but didn't make it in time. boo-urns

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    @ronya

    I will see your magical girl public transit awareness campaign, and raise you the UK's financial regulator, featuring the disembodied head of Arnold Schwarzenegger

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=cfwk0bAAfPk

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    edited October 2017
    desc wrote: »
    I am bad at being a killer cyborg Jesus

    Ironic

    Best killer cyborg jesus is nonlethal because accuracy and 1 hit KO

    Then everyone gets a silenced pistol a
    shot to the back of the head

    SummaryJudgment on
    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
  • VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    EAST COAST
    Breakstone ftw

  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Who in crickey fuck is Half Squat?!

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    EAST COAST
    :( too late.

    I still think we should discuss corn on the cob.

  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    EAST COAST
    what kind of fucked joke poll is this

    No kerrygold

    No plugra

    Those are both packaged West Coast style, are they not?

  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    If they're doing ceremonies with anime swords, does this mean they've had mecha all this time and haven't told us?

    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    @nexuscrawler so far we’ve counted five kittens. They aren’t eating out of our hands yet but are starting to come pretty close.

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Also DXMD sucked

    Give me more DXHR

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Easy Spreadable Tubs of Butter

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    ronya wrote: »
    this is a [chat] about butts. no, it is more about butts. it's

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2017
    what kind of fucked joke poll is this

    No kerrygold

    No plugra

    Those are both packaged West Coast style, are they not?

    Plugra is usually a pound, same dimensions as four East Coast-sized sticks together. Kerrygold is usually a half pound, same dimensions as two East Coast sticks together.

    matt has a problem on
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  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    WEST COAST
    japan wrote: »
    @ronya

    I will see your magical girl public transit awareness campaign, and raise you the UK's financial regulator, featuring the disembodied head of Arnold Schwarzenegger

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=cfwk0bAAfPk

    i like that it does not, anywhere, explain what a PPI is or why one might complain about it

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  • Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    EAST COAST
    Easy Spreadable Tubs of Butter

    terrible.

    have you ever tried measuring out the butter you need for cookies with those?

  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    EAST COAST
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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Aegis wrote: »
    If they're doing ceremonies with anime swords, does this mean they've had mecha all this time and haven't told us?

    The Air Force is waiting for the day they can get Congress to declare the Army a branch of the Air Force. Then the Mecha RFPs will flow.

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    If they're still in a group it's likely the momma is still around.

  • FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    Hey, nerds

    What's a good non-Media Player video player for Windows?

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    Hey, nerds

    What's a good non-Media Player video player for Windows?

    VLC

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Hm my butter sticks don't look like either of those?

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    @ronya

    I will see your magical girl public transit awareness campaign, and raise you the UK's financial regulator, featuring the disembodied head of Arnold Schwarzenegger

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=cfwk0bAAfPk

    i like that it does not, anywhere, explain what a PPI is or why one might complain about it

    I would be astonished if there was a significant number of people that didn't know

    It's interesting in that they're basically leveraging the saturation marketing of PPI claims firms

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    WEST COAST
    Thomamelas wrote: »

    In the name of Holy Terra and the Emperor, may you carry this Power Sword against all Xenos threats

  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Don't give Nazis credit when anime swords hadn't even been invented yet

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    WEST COAST
    desc wrote: »
    I am bad at being a killer cyborg Jesus

    Ironic

    Best killer cyborg jesus is nonlethal because accuracy and 1 hit KO

    Then everyone gets a silenced pistol a
    shot to the back of the head

    I am mostly nonlethal

    Now I'm supposed to stop this helicopterv

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Like all normal butter brands here have four sticks that aren't as long as the one on the right up there but definitely aren't close to the shape of the one on the left.

    More specialty or fancy butter comes in different shapes.

  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    edited October 2017
    EAST COAST
    What about roll butter

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    wandering on
  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    EAST COAST
    What about earth balance brand buttery spread

  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    Does Vegemite count as a butter?

    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    EAST COAST
    Aegis wrote: »
    Does Vegemite count as a butter?
    It butter not

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    EAST COAST
    wandering wrote: »
    What about roll butter

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    "5th generation buttermakers"
    So are they part of like a buttermaker eugenics program to create the perfect buttermaker?

  • Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    EAST COAST
    fyi, you can put butter on corn on the cob.

  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    EAST COAST
    what kind of fucked joke poll is this

    No kerrygold

    No plugra

    Those are both packaged West Coast style, are they not?

    Plugra is usually a pound, same dimensions as four East Coast-sized sticks together. Kerrygold is usually a half pound, same dimensions as two East Coast sticks together.

    Hmm, I've only seen these

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    If that's not the west coast style, then I don't understand anything and this election is rigged.

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