Jenna Marbles was shilling popsockets a long time ago. It's not an old person thing. I mean who are you going to believe, me or the guy calling me old who goes to barbershop quartet practice
Barbershop quartets are old enough they became cool again like record players.
Jenna Marbles was shilling popsockets a long time ago. It's not an old person thing. I mean who are you going to believe, me or the guy calling me old who goes to barbershop quartet practice
The only people I know who have them are olds, like myself. So yeah, believe the card-carrying olds person (it gets me the early bird special discount at the HoJos!). All the actual youfs and millennials who aren't old yet would rather suffer through cracked screens and repeatedly dropping their phone.
my phone is very cracked now but the screen is fine so whatever! I dropped it in the shower the other day, that sucked. down from on top of the door to get in, like 7 feet straight onto its face into the water and it's fine, how can I complain.
Jenna Marbles was shilling popsockets a long time ago. It's not an old person thing. I mean who are you going to believe, me or the guy calling me old who goes to barbershop quartet practice
I only know Jenna Marbles because of her adorably ugly dogs
Ok but seriously though I haven't heard very many anecdotes from friends about how porn ruined their sex lives -- the two I've heard are spool and now EM
TBH, much more often, I've basically seen it used as a talking point of fundies who think everyone should be Christian and prude
Personally,
masturbating to porn is like a chore to do when I'm horny, and I've never felt like it interfered with my sex life
kedinik on
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according to my evangelical upbringing--which has never been wrong about anything else, no--jerking it makes you a deviant incapable of experiencing love
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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according to my evangelical upbringing--which has never been wrong about anything else, no--jerking it makes you a deviant incapable of experiencing love
Ooooh, so that's why
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it's water proof so I listen to things in the shower
the only problem is if I puit it IN the shower on a surface the speaker can be blocked with water and the sound gets real soft, so on top of the door I can hear it in the shower and it gets less wet
it never fell before but this was only probably the 4th time I put it up there
Shoulda been propping it.
*does a kickflip, grabs giant pop socket on skateboard and walks off*
Jenna Marbles was shilling popsockets a long time ago. It's not an old person thing. I mean who are you going to believe, me or the guy calling me old who goes to barbershop quartet practice
I only know Jenna Marbles because of her adorably ugly dogs
My ex liked her videos a lot. I watched a couple of choice ones. She's got some good comedy.
according to my evangelical upbringing--which has never been wrong about anything else, no--jerking it makes you a deviant incapable of experiencing love
according to my evangelical upbringing--which has never been wrong about anything else, no--jerking it makes you a deviant incapable of experiencing love
This is just correlation, not causation. Everyone jerks it AND everyone is a deviant incapable of experiencing love. It's one of the central tenets of Christianity! "For all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God", etc.
Ok but seriously though I haven't heard very many anecdotes from friends about how porn ruined their sex lives -- the two I've heard are spool and now EM
Personally,
masturbating to porn is like a chore to do when I'm horny, and I've never felt like it interfered with my sex life
point of order: my issue was not porn-related. Stress outlet leading to addictive behavior leading to wildly diminished sex life and performance issues that were very embarrassing to admit to, leading to further more obvious addictive behavior and diminished enjoyment and a generally bad spiral downward into badness.
according to my evangelical upbringing--which has never been wrong about anything else, no--jerking it makes you a deviant incapable of experiencing love
This is just correlation, not causation. Everyone jerks it AND everyone is a deviant incapable of experiencing love. It's one of the central tenets of Christianity! "For all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God", etc.
Everybody being a weird deviant is why God condones marriage. Only way to tamp doen on it.
Ok but seriously though I haven't heard very many anecdotes from friends about how porn ruined their sex lives -- the two I've heard are spool and now EM
Personally,
masturbating to porn is like a chore to do when I'm horny, and I've never felt like it interfered with my sex life
point of order: my issue was not porn-related. Stress outlet leading to addictive behavior leading to wildly diminished sex life and performance issues that were very embarrassing to admit to, leading to further more obvious addictive behavior and diminished enjoyment and a generally bad spiral downward into badness.
Put the wang down.
No one is going to be clubbing kobolds to death with that any time soon.
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Jesus Christ I make one innocuous post about being ahead of the curve on phone holder technology and you guys make it this whole thing.
Things I didn't expect to happen today
1. Get fucked over by the cable company by a day on not getting my gigabit ethernet
2. Having my boss chew my asshole for something I didn't do
3. DEFEND A GOD DAMNED PIECE OF PLASTIC THAT MAKES LIFE EASIER AND ARGUE WITH STEPHEN SONDHEIM'S LEAD HAREM BOY OVER MY YOUTH.
Ok but seriously though I haven't heard very many anecdotes from friends about how porn ruined their sex lives -- the two I've heard are spool and now EM
Personally,
masturbating to porn is like a chore to do when I'm horny, and I've never felt like it interfered with my sex life
point of order: my issue was not porn-related. Stress outlet leading to addictive behavior leading to wildly diminished sex life and performance issues that were very embarrassing to admit to, leading to further more obvious addictive behavior and diminished enjoyment and a generally bad spiral downward into badness.
Put the wang down.
Ah, I see
That makes total sense to me
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Barbershop quartets are old enough they became cool again like record players.
Jerking it: not even once.
He was probably chomping on it a while they just cut that part
Tom green did this years ago
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
The baby was fine
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
was always way too much struggle for me in the shower, not worth
I only know Jenna Marbles because of her adorably ugly dogs
TBH, much more often, I've basically seen it used as a talking point of fundies who think everyone should be Christian and prude
Personally,
same here
like yeah when you've been going at it for like 5 hrs without lube then maybe some lotion/lube helps or you just stop jacking it
but i'd never heard of someone who just starts off chafing their dick
And here my wife gives me shit for opening creamer foil with my teeth.
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fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
The problem begins the very moment I pull down my pants
Or lift up my shirt
Or expose my body to the harsh light of day in any way
This song has been in my head lately. Actually reminds me of the Rubaiyat in a few places.
Ooooh, so that's why
*does a kickflip, grabs giant pop socket on skateboard and walks off*
My ex liked her videos a lot. I watched a couple of choice ones. She's got some good comedy.
Hmmm.......
Yeah, checks out.
Y'know, mix it up a little.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
point of order: my issue was not porn-related. Stress outlet leading to addictive behavior leading to wildly diminished sex life and performance issues that were very embarrassing to admit to, leading to further more obvious addictive behavior and diminished enjoyment and a generally bad spiral downward into badness.
Put the wang down.
Marrying your relatives tends to lead to these issues.
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Everybody being a weird deviant is why God condones marriage. Only way to tamp doen on it.
And also no impulse control
Yea, but then you accidentally end up as the Byzantine Emperor through no fault of your own, and then the rest of the players grumble at you.
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Things I didn't expect to happen today
1. Get fucked over by the cable company by a day on not getting my gigabit ethernet
2. Having my boss chew my asshole for something I didn't do
3. DEFEND A GOD DAMNED PIECE OF PLASTIC THAT MAKES LIFE EASIER AND ARGUE WITH STEPHEN SONDHEIM'S LEAD HAREM BOY OVER MY YOUTH.
nah.
edit: yes to the edit
BABY COME OUT OF ME RIGHT NOW PLEASE
Or at least let's like get this show on the road
Plz
is this because you are not performing sexually chu
I had 5 different responses and chose the kindest one
Ah, I see
That makes total sense to me