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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    John Dunsworth apparently died :(

    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Unless they all get violently cut down in battle but I'm hoping for plot armor

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    What about a pop socket for your Hot Pocket

    So it's more ergonomica to hold by your ear between bites

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Aegis wrote: »
    John Dunsworth apparently died :(

    Lahey? No! Aw.

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    "You can't give a paper clip to a baby; he could swallow it"

    "Oh, it's ok, I've got tons of them."

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
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    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    Oooh my biometrics are in already.

    HDL still slightly too low, albumin? slightly too high, systolic BP too high, and BMI slightly too high.

    Everything else is green!


    im so healthy

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    QanamilQanamil x Registered User regular
    Joke option Country Crock
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Seriously, though. Pop sockets are everywhere. They sit right next to the fidget spinners.

    I'm guessing very few chatters go to the fidget spinner / pop sockets / as seen on tv aisle.

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    KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    Hmm, been having the issue of not being able to cum during sex lately. Maybe lube is the answer.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Let's generalize about men!

    I love you crazy ex girlfriend. @Preacher

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    QanamilQanamil x Registered User regular
    Joke option Country Crock
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Kids are running up and down the hallway in our building and, like, jiggling doorknobs, etc.

    Little do they know that a massive man is about to step out of one of those doors with expert timing and scare the ever-living shit out of them. :evil:

    That was thoroughly amusing, this shopping trip has started off on an enjoyable note!

    P.S. BeNards, pretty cool dude.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
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    Kruite wrote: »
    Hmm, been having the issue of not being able to cum during sex lately.

    :eek:

    I'm jealous. That sounds like it's practically a super power.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Let's generalize about men!

    I love you crazy ex girlfriend. Preacher

    I am sad without cable I miss out on this beautiful show.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Kruite wrote: »
    Hmm, been having the issue of not being able to cum during sex lately.

    :eek:

    I'm jealous. That sounds like it's practically a super power.

    Actually it's really annoying tbh

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
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    Preacher wrote: »
    Let's generalize about men!

    I love you crazy ex girlfriend. Preacher

    I am sad without cable I miss out on this beautiful show.
    They stream it online on their website! Lately, my adblock has been blocking out all the damn commercials, too. :D

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Kruite wrote: »
    Hmm, been having the issue of not being able to cum during sex lately.

    :eek:

    I'm jealous. That sounds like it's practically a super power.

    No, men have a lot of pressure to finish because stereotype is we love sex and always want it and it upsets both the guy and often woman (in my experience) if it doesn't happen.

    Then you get in your own head and it gets worse and worse as you spiral neurotically.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Here's a puzzle for you, [chat]

    My left shoelaces come undone with some frequency. My right never does. What's wrong with me, and is it neurogical?

    You have two weeks to provide a diagnosis, at which point I will be asking my psychiatrist, who will look at me like I'm an idiot for worrying about something so small.

    [chat], only you can save me from seeing a look I've seen several hundred times from this woman! :P

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    edited October 2017
    Preacher wrote: »
    Let's generalize about men!

    I love you crazy ex girlfriend. Preacher

    I am sad without cable I miss out on this beautiful show.

    Bro you know Xbox has the free cw app... I don't have cable.

    Also that zombie show, any cw show all free just some ads.

    OnTheLastCastle on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Kruite wrote: »
    Hmm, been having the issue of not being able to cum during sex lately.

    :eek:

    I'm jealous. That sounds like it's practically a super power.

    No, men have a lot of pressure to finish because stereotype is we love sex and always want it and it upsets both the guy and often woman (in my experience) if it doesn't happen.

    Then you get in your own head and it gets worse and worse as you spiral neurotically.

    Says the guy who jerks off like ten times a day.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    Shoelaces are those things that you tie once every few months, right?

    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
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    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Kruite wrote: »
    Hmm, been having the issue of not being able to cum during sex lately.

    :eek:

    I'm jealous. That sounds like it's practically a super power.

    No, men have a lot of pressure to finish because stereotype is we love sex and always want it and it upsets both the guy and often woman (in my experience) if it doesn't happen.

    Then you get in your own head and it gets worse and worse as you spiral neurotically.

    Says the guy who jerks off like ten times a day.

    Boom goes the dynamite

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    edited October 2017
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Kruite wrote: »
    Hmm, been having the issue of not being able to cum during sex lately.

    :eek:

    I'm jealous. That sounds like it's practically a super power.

    No, men have a lot of pressure to finish because stereotype is we love sex and always want it and it upsets both the guy and often woman (in my experience) if it doesn't happen.

    Then you get in your own head and it gets worse and worse as you spiral neurotically.

    Ok so

    Mainly I think about finishing as something I want to avoid, right? Just something to not do, until my partner is satisfied and would not mind if it happened

    It only occurred to me recently that my partner might like it when I finish -- "I'm attractive, I made this happen because I'm sexy"

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    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
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    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Here's a puzzle for you, [chat]

    My left shoelaces come undone with some frequency. My right never does. What's wrong with me, and is it neurogical?

    You have two weeks to provide a diagnosis, at which point I will be asking my psychiatrist, who will look at me like I'm an idiot for worrying about something so small.

    [chat], only you can save me from seeing a look I've seen several hundred times from this woman! :P

    You tie the left one slightly differently, or

    your gait is slightly different on the left. Do your soles wear evenly on both shoes? Have a look, I bet the left one's wear pattern is slightly different.

    or

    the way you address uneven surfaces (stairs, ground) has a specific pattern that causes uneven stress on the laces, causing the left one to come undone more quickly.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
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    Preacher wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Kruite wrote: »
    Hmm, been having the issue of not being able to cum during sex lately.

    :eek:

    I'm jealous. That sounds like it's practically a super power.

    No, men have a lot of pressure to finish because stereotype is we love sex and always want it and it upsets both the guy and often woman (in my experience) if it doesn't happen.

    Then you get in your own head and it gets worse and worse as you spiral neurotically.

    Says the guy who jerks off like ten times a day.

    The movie Y tu Mama también told me chronic masturbation = premature ejaculation.

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    KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Kruite wrote: »
    Hmm, been having the issue of not being able to cum during sex lately.

    :eek:

    I'm jealous. That sounds like it's practically a super power.

    No, men have a lot of pressure to finish because stereotype is we love sex and always want it and it upsets both the guy and often woman (in my experience) if it doesn't happen.

    Then you get in your own head and it gets worse and worse as you spiral neurotically.

    This. Exactly this.

    If I've been going for 20 minutes I don't want to be blue balled.

    And what's worse is that she says she has never orgasmed, ever, so my efforts are all for naught

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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Most Narwhals can't tie shoes period. I'd say 1 out of two pretty good.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Kruite wrote: »
    Hmm, been having the issue of not being able to cum during sex lately.

    :eek:

    I'm jealous. That sounds like it's practically a super power.

    No, men have a lot of pressure to finish because stereotype is we love sex and always want it and it upsets both the guy and often woman (in my experience) if it doesn't happen.

    Then you get in your own head and it gets worse and worse as you spiral neurotically.

    Ok so

    Mainly I think about finishing as something I want to avoid, right? Just something to not do, until my partner is satisfied and would not mind if it happened

    It only occurred to me very recently that my partner might like it when I finish -- "I'm attractive, I made this happen because I'm sexy"

    I have also had this mind shift!

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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
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    Been trying to lose weight for a lil while. Just got back under 250lb. Whooo milestones!

    (Time to celebrate with an entire pizza)

    Oh brilliant
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Kruite wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Kruite wrote: »
    Hmm, been having the issue of not being able to cum during sex lately.

    :eek:

    I'm jealous. That sounds like it's practically a super power.

    No, men have a lot of pressure to finish because stereotype is we love sex and always want it and it upsets both the guy and often woman (in my experience) if it doesn't happen.

    Then you get in your own head and it gets worse and worse as you spiral neurotically.

    This. Exactly this.

    If I've been going for 20 minutes I don't want to be blue balled.

    And what's worse is that she says she has never orgasmed, ever, so my efforts are all for naught

    Oh

    Oh my

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
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    i had a long stretch of having difficulty finishing during sex, and i always had considered that good, but my insane ex I've mentioned plenty of times would get FURIOUS and angry with me because that meant i didn't actually want to be with her

    sex is a tricky thing friends

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Kruite wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Kruite wrote: »
    Hmm, been having the issue of not being able to cum during sex lately.

    :eek:

    I'm jealous. That sounds like it's practically a super power.

    No, men have a lot of pressure to finish because stereotype is we love sex and always want it and it upsets both the guy and often woman (in my experience) if it doesn't happen.

    Then you get in your own head and it gets worse and worse as you spiral neurotically.

    This. Exactly this.

    If I've been going for 20 minutes I don't want to be blue balled.

    And what's worse is that she says she has never orgasmed, ever, so my efforts are all for naught

    Oh

    Oh my

    Lie bot what is the saddest thing.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Here's a puzzle for you, [chat]

    My left shoelaces come undone with some frequency. My right never does. What's wrong with me, and is it neurogical?

    You have two weeks to provide a diagnosis, at which point I will be asking my psychiatrist, who will look at me like I'm an idiot for worrying about something so small.

    [chat], only you can save me from seeing a look I've seen several hundred times from this woman! :P
    Do you tie them identically or mirrored or inconsistently?

    I expect you've been keeping logs, so the last two months should suffice. CSV format, preferably.

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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Been trying to lose weight for a lil while. Just got back under 250lb. Whooo milestones!

    (Time to celebrate with an entire pizza)

    Maybe like a MOD pizza or something.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
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    Ay I got mickey d, I'm over 30 you literally can't stop me.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    i had a long stretch of having difficulty finishing during sex, and i always had considered that good, but my insane ex I've mentioned plenty of times would get FURIOUS and angry with me because that meant i didn't actually want to be with her

    sex is a tricky thing friends

    Had a one night stand that went down similar to this. Ladies, whiskey / friskey dick is a thing

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Been trying to lose weight for a lil while. Just got back under 250lb. Whooo milestones!

    (Time to celebrate with an entire pizza)

    Raven no!

    Just half a pizza!

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    I think something like 10-15% of women never orgasm?

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    I wear slip-ons exclusively

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    I think something like 10-15% of women never orgasm?
    how sad

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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