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  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
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    castle hasn't jerked in in like, four hours and he's already resorted to huffin paint

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
    OnTheLastCastlePreacherspool32ArchBeNarwhalOrphaneRoz
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    EAST COAST
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    donk are you one of those guys?

    *clicks pen*

    God I wish. Even when I’m nervous, if it’s been more than a day I always gotta get the guy to back off. Like holy shit let’s have this last more than 5 minutes please. NO. NO MORE TOUCHING FOR YOU. *coach whistle blows* PENALTY 3 MINUTES

    i'm trying to think of the funniest sex sports penalty

    high sticking is pretty good. slashing. offside.

    hmmm, probably double dribble

    illegal touching

    too many men

    Block in the backfield.

    catcher interference

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
    BeNarwhal
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    I did not agree to that

    Also I've been reading chat for awhile now so I am aware you're doing a one man Seinfeld gag

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
    OnTheLastCastle
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    EAST COAST
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    donk are you one of those guys?

    *clicks pen*

    God I wish. Even when I’m nervous, if it’s been more than a day I always gotta get the guy to back off. Like holy shit let’s have this last more than 5 minutes please. NO. NO MORE TOUCHING FOR YOU. *coach whistle blows* PENALTY 3 MINUTES

    i'm trying to think of the funniest sex sports penalty

    high sticking is pretty good. slashing. offside.

    hmmm, probably double dribble

    False start

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    castle hasn't jerked in in like, four hours and he's already resorted to huffin paint

    I FEEL GREAT

    BeNarwhalAioua
  • OrphaneOrphane A black light In the deep blue seaRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    if god didn't want me to masturbate then why did He invent butt plugs, huh


    huh????

    Vowels, I don't...

    wait let me think about the logistics of this for a minute

    What, buttplugs can't have holes in them?

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    castle hasn't jerked in in like, four hours and he's already resorted to huffin paint

    I FEEL GREAT

    Castle is just watching butter churning videos and pawing at the screen.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
    spool32EddyOnTheLastCastleBeNarwhalOrphane
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    EAST COAST
    I

    Am thinking it's a sign

    That the dril tweets in our minds

    Are mirror images

    And when we post they're perfectly aligned

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
    ArchHakkekageSurfpossumFeral
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    I did not agree to that

    Also I've been reading chat for awhile now so I am aware you're doing a one man Seinfeld gag

    Sal said she will swear off jilling

    I think she just wanted to make that joke

    knitdanspool32BeNarwhal
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    EAST COAST
    Eddy wrote: »
    I

    Am thinking it's a sign

    That the dril tweets in our minds

    Are mirror images

    And when we post they're perfectly aligned

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
    21stCenturyBeNarwhalSurfpossumwandering
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Joke option Country Crock
    black

    panther

    yall

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
    EddyOnTheLastCastleBeNarwhalbloodyroarxxRavenhpltc24
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Both halves of the Conspiracy of Ravens is here! :surprised:

    How you two doing, still Northeastern US-based?

    Yessir! Still in Nuhams. I have a dope-ass condo that has an acceptable amount of black mold. I also have a kitty, a reclining chair, and enough candles to last the winter. Things are good.

    Awesome, those are basically, and I'm not being sarcastic, all of the things you need! Glad to hear it! :D

    Ravenhpltc24
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    I

    Am thinking it's a sign

    That the dril tweets in our minds

    Are mirror images

    And when we post they're perfectly aligned

    fuck I haven't thought of that song in so long

    you brought me baaaaaaaaaaack fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    EAST COAST
    illegal formation

  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Joke option Country Crock
    so has anyone here jerked it since castled decided not to jerk it

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    EAST COAST
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    black

    panther

    yall

    It looks cool

    They've finally gotten me

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    so has anyone here jerked it since castled decided not to jerk it

    I almost did but then didn't

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    and that's for real, I was hand to dick but never opened any porn and put the news on instead

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
    BeNarwhal
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I have been with a whole bunch of guys who get too nervous to finish the first time. Like a good 50% of the people I have sexed. Even with self stimulation, even with toys. It is a super super common problem. There’s this idea that guys have a perfect orgasm every time or at least an orgasm of some quality every time and it’s just not true at all.

    Like, I'm not bragging because it's not wholly a great thing, but with these current meds 9 days out of 10 I literally cannot orgasm! And that's by myself, no first-time stress or compatibility issues whatsoever! Even with the filthiest, greatest porn you can imagine!

    So yeah, it's an important myth to dispel. Sometimes you have to stop having sex before either partner has orgasmed, because sometimes it's just not going to happen for either of them, and that's okay.

    The alternative is fucking until you both die of dehydration, which isn't a great option.

    were you taking something for pain?

    Nah, it's a somewhat-uncommon side effect of venlafaxine, and I won that lottery! >_>

    Yes that killed my sex drive so bad

    And the withdrawal was the worst

    Oh shit

    Because I'm an idiot, about once every three months I procrastinate on filling my new prescription and / or let 3 or 4 days lapse where I go unmedicated

    And it's like literal hell on earth every time

    But honestly 4 times a year this happens

    I'm getting better about it, I promise! >_>

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Joke option Country Crock
    Eddy wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    black

    panther

    yall

    It looks cool

    They've finally gotten me

    huh

    im talking about this what are you talking about

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
    BeNarwhalArchMsAnthropynavgooseHahnsoo1
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    EAST COAST
    double bounce

    BeNarwhal
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    and that's for real, I was hand to dick but never opened any porn and put the news on instead

    "Come on anderson give me something to work with here!"

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    EAST COAST
    I didn't know there was some kind of masturbatorium going on

    How unnatural

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
    spool32
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    and that's for real, I was hand to dick but never opened any porn and put the news on instead

    "Come on anderson give me something to work with here!"

    you know what I like

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
    OnTheLastCastle
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Joke option Country Crock
    Variable wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    I

    Am thinking it's a sign

    That the dril tweets in our minds

    Are mirror images

    And when we post they're perfectly aligned

    fuck I haven't thought of that song in so long

    you brought me baaaaaaaaaaack fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

    I just gave this song to stanford's admissions committee and said "I am the sad early 2000s postal service fan who thought this song was about the melancholic loneliness of success you want in your selective ivy league program"

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
    BeNarwhalArch
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    I didn't know there was some kind of masturbatorium going on

    How unnatural

    I said I've never had a wet dream and well

    This was what they told me to do

    spool32
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    EAST COAST
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    black

    panther

    yall

    It looks cool

    They've finally gotten me

    huh

    im talking about this what are you talking about


    I let myself open up just a tiny bit, allow a moment of vulnerability and trust,

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
    Hakkekage
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    so has anyone here jerked it since castled decided not to jerk it

    Does idle fondling count or does it have to be more intense and intentional

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
    Eddyjakobagger
  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
    WEST COAST
    UGh, I should cash in my coins but they charge a 11% fee at the machines so, like......... i don't wanna pay that much?

    BeNarwhal
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Joke option Country Crock
    Eddy wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    black

    panther

    yall

    It looks cool

    They've finally gotten me

    huh

    im talking about this what are you talking about


    I let myself open up just a tiny bit, allow a moment of vulnerability and trust,

    panther'd

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    I've said it before and I'll say it again: you boys are prisoners of your own lacerated dicks.

    t1iylq0d7o1p.png
    BeNarwhal
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    EAST COAST
    n
    Eddy wrote: »
    I didn't know there was some kind of masturbatorium going on

    How unnatural

    Inspired by the NFL protests, several here are refusing to choke the chicken until police brutality has been thoroughly addressed.

    ArchBeNarwhal
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    I

    Am thinking it's a sign

    That the dril tweets in our minds

    Are mirror images

    And when we post they're perfectly aligned

    fuck I haven't thought of that song in so long

    you brought me baaaaaaaaaaack fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

    I just gave this song to stanford's admissions committee and said "I am the sad early 2000s postal service fan who thought this song was about the melancholic loneliness of success you want in your selective ivy league program"

    smart move

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
    Hakkekage
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    EAST COAST
    Arch wrote: »
    so has anyone here jerked it since castled decided not to jerk it

    I'm pretty sure I can outlast castle

  • OrphaneOrphane A black light In the deep blue seaRegistered User regular
    i never have sex

    i've never even been horby before to be quite honest with you all

    Horby
    DLtVPOlUEAMtmq8.png

    Variable21stCenturycB557emnmnmeArchnavgooseBeNarwhalRear Admiral ChocoSleepRavenhpltc24jakobaggerQanamil
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2017
    y2jake215 on
    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
    WEST COAST
    Orphane wrote: »
    i never have sex

    i've never even been horby before to be quite honest with you all

    Horby
    DLtVPOlUEAMtmq8.png

    who made that?

    without a seal of some kind, I cannot tell.

  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Joke option Country Crock
    spool32 wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    so has anyone here jerked it since castled decided not to jerk it

    I'm pretty sure I can outlast castle

    I'm sorry that wasn't the question

  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    EAST COAST
    Orphane wrote: »
    i never have sex

    i've never even been horby before to be quite honest with you all

    Horby
    DLtVPOlUEAMtmq8.png

    who made that?

    without a seal of some kind, I cannot tell.

    probably spookperson

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
    21stCentury
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Tomorrow evening my mom and I are going to converge on my brother's place to hang out with my nephew, because my brother and sister-in-law are going out to celebrate their wedding anniversary! Something crazy like 7 years now? Which means they've been together for, like, 12.

    Bananas. So happy for them, they've done really well together and survived a lot of things, including having me as a brother :P

    They're all as crazy as I am, just in subtly different ways, but they're doing pretty well and the kid looks like he's in good shape, so steady as she goes. :)

    Ravenhpltc24
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