castle hasn't jerked in in like, four hours and he's already resorted to huffin paint
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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y2jake215certified Flat Birther theoristthe Last Good Boy onlineRegistered Userregular
God I wish. Even when I’m nervous, if it’s been more than a day I always gotta get the guy to back off. Like holy shit let’s have this last more than 5 minutes please. NO. NO MORE TOUCHING FOR YOU. *coach whistle blows* PENALTY 3 MINUTES
i'm trying to think of the funniest sex sports penalty
high sticking is pretty good. slashing. offside.
hmmm, probably double dribble
illegal touching
too many men
Block in the backfield.
catcher interference
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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knitdanIn ur baseKillin ur guysRegistered Userregular
I did not agree to that
Also I've been reading chat for awhile now so I am aware you're doing a one man Seinfeld gag
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
God I wish. Even when I’m nervous, if it’s been more than a day I always gotta get the guy to back off. Like holy shit let’s have this last more than 5 minutes please. NO. NO MORE TOUCHING FOR YOU. *coach whistle blows* PENALTY 3 MINUTES
i'm trying to think of the funniest sex sports penalty
high sticking is pretty good. slashing. offside.
hmmm, probably double dribble
False start
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OnTheLastCastlelet's keep it haimish for the peripateticRegistered Userregular
Both halves of the Conspiracy of Ravens is here! :surprised:
How you two doing, still Northeastern US-based?
Yessir! Still in Nuhams. I have a dope-ass condo that has an acceptable amount of black mold. I also have a kitty, a reclining chair, and enough candles to last the winter. Things are good.
Awesome, those are basically, and I'm not being sarcastic, all of the things you need! Glad to hear it!
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VariableMouth CongressStroke Me Lady FameRegistered Userregular
I have been with a whole bunch of guys who get too nervous to finish the first time. Like a good 50% of the people I have sexed. Even with self stimulation, even with toys. It is a super super common problem. There’s this idea that guys have a perfect orgasm every time or at least an orgasm of some quality every time and it’s just not true at all.
Like, I'm not bragging because it's not wholly a great thing, but with these current meds 9 days out of 10 I literally cannot orgasm! And that's by myself, no first-time stress or compatibility issues whatsoever! Even with the filthiest, greatest porn you can imagine!
So yeah, it's an important myth to dispel. Sometimes you have to stop having sex before either partner has orgasmed, because sometimes it's just not going to happen for either of them, and that's okay.
The alternative is fucking until you both die of dehydration, which isn't a great option.
were you taking something for pain?
Nah, it's a somewhat-uncommon side effect of venlafaxine, and I won that lottery! >_>
Yes that killed my sex drive so bad
And the withdrawal was the worst
Oh shit
Because I'm an idiot, about once every three months I procrastinate on filling my new prescription and / or let 3 or 4 days lapse where I go unmedicated
And it's like literal hell on earth every time
But honestly 4 times a year this happens
I'm getting better about it, I promise! >_>
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
I just gave this song to stanford's admissions committee and said "I am the sad early 2000s postal service fan who thought this song was about the melancholic loneliness of success you want in your selective ivy league program"
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I just gave this song to stanford's admissions committee and said "I am the sad early 2000s postal service fan who thought this song was about the melancholic loneliness of success you want in your selective ivy league program"
i've never even been horby before to be quite honest with you all
Horby
who made that?
without a seal of some kind, I cannot tell.
probably spookperson
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
Tomorrow evening my mom and I are going to converge on my brother's place to hang out with my nephew, because my brother and sister-in-law are going out to celebrate their wedding anniversary! Something crazy like 7 years now? Which means they've been together for, like, 12.
Bananas. So happy for them, they've done really well together and survived a lot of things, including having me as a brother :P
They're all as crazy as I am, just in subtly different ways, but they're doing pretty well and the kid looks like he's in good shape, so steady as she goes.
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fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
catcher interference
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Also I've been reading chat for awhile now so I am aware you're doing a one man Seinfeld gag
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
False start
I FEEL GREAT
What, buttplugs can't have holes in them?
Castle is just watching butter churning videos and pawing at the screen.
pleasepaypreacher.net
Am thinking it's a sign
That the dril tweets in our minds
Are mirror images
And when we post they're perfectly aligned
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Sal said she will swear off jilling
I think she just wanted to make that joke
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
panther
yall
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Awesome, those are basically, and I'm not being sarcastic, all of the things you need! Glad to hear it!
fuck I haven't thought of that song in so long
you brought me baaaaaaaaaaack fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
It looks cool
They've finally gotten me
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
I almost did but then didn't
Oh shit
Because I'm an idiot, about once every three months I procrastinate on filling my new prescription and / or let 3 or 4 days lapse where I go unmedicated
And it's like literal hell on earth every time
But honestly 4 times a year this happens
I'm getting better about it, I promise! >_>
huh
im talking about this what are you talking about
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"Come on anderson give me something to work with here!"
pleasepaypreacher.net
How unnatural
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
you know what I like
I just gave this song to stanford's admissions committee and said "I am the sad early 2000s postal service fan who thought this song was about the melancholic loneliness of success you want in your selective ivy league program"
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I said I've never had a wet dream and well
This was what they told me to do
I let myself open up just a tiny bit, allow a moment of vulnerability and trust,
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Does idle fondling count or does it have to be more intense and intentional
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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panther'd
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Inspired by the NFL protests, several here are refusing to choke the chicken until police brutality has been thoroughly addressed.
smart move
I'm pretty sure I can outlast castle
Horby
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
who made that?
without a seal of some kind, I cannot tell.
Check out my site, the Bismuth Heart | My Twitter
I'm sorry that wasn't the question
probably spookperson
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Bananas. So happy for them, they've done really well together and survived a lot of things, including having me as a brother :P
They're all as crazy as I am, just in subtly different ways, but they're doing pretty well and the kid looks like he's in good shape, so steady as she goes.