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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I think I told the story about how, earlier this summer, maybe late June / early July, I grew my beard out.

    I saw my nephew at that time, and he frowned and asked why I had "shaved a beard onto my face". It was clear he wasn't a fan.

    So I shave it off 'cause why not, and the next few times I see him, I'm clean-shaven.

    Then last week, I get into the car with him, beard fully grown in since the last time I saw him (I am a hirsute individual).

    And I turned to him and apologized, saying "Hey buddy, I know you don't like Uncle Brad with a beard, but I wanted to grow it out for a bit and see what it looks like!"

    And he just shrugged and said "It's okay, I think it's kinda a cool beard actually."

    This inconsistent child!

    he wants you to shave a beard onto his face, uncle narwhal

    He's a very fastidious child, a beard would drive him crazy. Grooming is very important to him, incredibly.

    He occasionally volunteers the idea that he should have a bath!

  • VanguardVanguard A wretched country of duskRegistered User, __BANNED USERS regular
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    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    And I just know that tomorrow he's going to be upset with me about my beard!

    do not live your life according to the whims of a child

  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    raven did you guys end up moving in otgether

    if so, in america or the uk

    I moved to murica, we got married in July! <3

    Which coast did you all take up in

    Best, worst, or middle

    East/beast!

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
    Vanguard
  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
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    I'd lie if I said I'm not salty about the asshole of fate's "race joke".

    bloodyroarxx
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    edited October 2017
    Vanguard wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    And I just know that tomorrow he's going to be upset with me about my beard!

    do not live your life according to the whims of a child

    I do this anyway without his input though, Vanguard

    He's as good an arbiter for my decision making as anyone else, frankly

    BeNarwhal on
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    I'm letting him choose who I vote for in our next provincial election

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    But no, the beard is coming in strong with the coming of winter, I think

    Can't decide whether to try and attract a mate sometime soon or wait until next spring for that sort of frivolity

  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
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    South park just isn't for me, I suppose....... sorry, I'll drop it.

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    A girl I dated for a couple months last year just texted me out of the blue to tell me that she is writing a dating blog and wanted my permission/forgiveness for a couple of entries about me. Can I check them out, I asked. NO!, she said.

    Hrm

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  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    A girl I dated for a couple months last year just texted me out of the blue to tell me that she is writing a dating blog and wanted my permission/forgiveness for a couple of entries about me. Can I check them out, I asked. NO!, she said.

    Hrm

    Say yes. Then sneak.

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
    BeNarwhalcB557emnmnme
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
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    Arch wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    so has anyone here jerked it since castled decided not to jerk it

    I'm pretty sure I can outlast castle

    I'm sorry that wasn't the question

    don't try your topicality arguments on me mr bug science

    You can redeem yourself by either jerking it before castle or encouraging him to jerk it

    Nevar

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    A girl I dated for a couple months last year just texted me out of the blue to tell me that she is writing a dating blog and wanted my permission/forgiveness for a couple of entries about me. Can I check them out, I asked. NO!, she said.

    Hrm

    She's gotta let you read them if she's going to bother to ask your permission! That's just cruel otherwise. Plus no judgment, it'd just be informative to see things from her perspective, right?

    KanaredxArchQanamil
  • VanguardVanguard A wretched country of duskRegistered User, __BANNED USERS regular
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    spool32 wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    so has anyone here jerked it since castled decided not to jerk it

    I'm pretty sure I can outlast castle

    I'm sorry that wasn't the question

    don't try your topicality arguments on me mr bug science

    You can redeem yourself by either jerking it before castle or encouraging him to jerk it

    Nevar

    this is raven backwards

    BeNarwhalspool32Eddy
  • AegisAegis Not Quite TorontoRegistered User regular
    I have celery sticks with cheese whizz

    Om nom, nom nom

    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
    BeNarwhal
  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
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    Vanguard wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    so has anyone here jerked it since castled decided not to jerk it

    I'm pretty sure I can outlast castle

    I'm sorry that wasn't the question

    don't try your topicality arguments on me mr bug science

    You can redeem yourself by either jerking it before castle or encouraging him to jerk it

    Nevar

    this is raven backwards

    :so_raven:

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    PSN: Hahnsoo | MH Rise: Hahnsoo, Switch FC: SW-0085-2679-5212
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    oh my god reading blog entries an ex wrote about me

    i would pay a million dollars and then jump off a building

    Ravenhpltc24EddyjakobaggerQanamil
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    A girl I dated for a couple months last year just texted me out of the blue to tell me that she is writing a dating blog and wanted my permission/forgiveness for a couple of entries about me. Can I check them out, I asked. NO!, she said.

    Hrm

    I'd say no. Like sorry if you're not willing to let me see what you're going to say about me, than my permission is not on the table.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    A girl I dated for a couple months last year just texted me out of the blue to tell me that she is writing a dating blog and wanted my permission/forgiveness for a couple of entries about me. Can I check them out, I asked. NO!, she said.

    Hrm

    Say yes. Then sneak.

    ...I totally did.

    It's a couple of entries so far and it's.....very sweet, actually! BUT it's not to the end yet.

    Hrrm

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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    @bloodyroarxx , we gotta strategize what we're gonna watch while all our usual streamers are at Twitchcon for, like, a week. It's gonna be an absolute stream apocalypse, I'm gonna have to resort to watching @OnTheLastCastle every night, and I really should be encouraging his job search instead of doing that!

    OnTheLastCastle
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Joke option Country Crock
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    A girl I dated for a couple months last year just texted me out of the blue to tell me that she is writing a dating blog and wanted my permission/forgiveness for a couple of entries about me. Can I check them out, I asked. NO!, she said.

    Hrm

    Say yes. Then sneak.

    ...I totally did.

    It's a couple of entries so far and it's.....very sweet, actually! BUT it's not to the end yet.

    Hrrm

    jake u fked up

    Jacobkoshspool32EddyjakobaggerSo It Goeschromdom
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Joke option Country Crock
    to be clear, jake, you fked up by not sharing with the group so

    Ravenhpltc24AegisBeNarwhaljakobaggerSo It GoescB557Tcheldor
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Watching Castle stream only would be like trying not to jerk off for a week. Just futile flailing at a horrible goal.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
    BeNarwhal
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    EAST COAST
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    A girl I dated for a couple months last year just texted me out of the blue to tell me that she is writing a dating blog and wanted my permission/forgiveness for a couple of entries about me. Can I check them out, I asked. NO!, she said.

    Hrm

    Say yes. Then sneak.

    ...I totally did.

    It's a couple of entries so far and it's.....very sweet, actually! BUT it's not to the end yet.

    Hrrm

    now let US sneak.

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
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    Arch wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    A girl I dated for a couple months last year just texted me out of the blue to tell me that she is writing a dating blog and wanted my permission/forgiveness for a couple of entries about me. Can I check them out, I asked. NO!, she said.

    Hrm

    Say yes. Then sneak.

    ...I totally did.

    It's a couple of entries so far and it's.....very sweet, actually! BUT it's not to the end yet.

    Hrrm

    jake u fked up
    "And this is how I knew he was a Men's Rights Activist... I went to a darkweb site called forums.penny-arcade.com..."

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    PSN: Hahnsoo | MH Rise: Hahnsoo, Switch FC: SW-0085-2679-5212
    Ravenhpltc24PreacherArchBeNarwhalRozEddyKanajakobaggercB557Jacobkosh
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    jake you link me or i'll have you banned from this forum by god i will

    ArchEddyJacobkosh
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    EAST COAST
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    A girl I dated for a couple months last year just texted me out of the blue to tell me that she is writing a dating blog and wanted my permission/forgiveness for a couple of entries about me. Can I check them out, I asked. NO!, she said.

    Hrm

    Deny permission. Fuckin deny so hard dude.

    Preacher
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    EAST COAST
    Seriously fuck that.

    Preacher
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
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    Organichu wrote: »
    jake you link me or i'll have you banned from this forum by god i will

    www.jakedatingstories.com

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
    Kid PresentableJacobkosh
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    He should get a cut of that sweet sweet ad rev.

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
    21stCenturyBeNarwhalEddy
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    "Oh Jake denied me again, I guess some things never change."

    *she stares listfully at a picture of Jake*

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Arch wrote: »
    to be clear, jake, you fked up by not sharing with the group so

    Haha it might get super personal later

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  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
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    He should get a cut of that sweet sweet ad rev.

    He should DMCA her site.

    Ravenhpltc2421stCenturyemnmnme
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Joke option Country Crock
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    to be clear, jake, you fked up by not sharing with the group so

    Haha it might get super personal later

    I think I speak for the group when I say that's a risk I'm willing to take

    BeNarwhalMortiousSurfpossumEddyjakobaggerknitdan
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    I think post-relationship blogs from all of my SOs would be pretty anti-climactic, for the most part.

    Like, both the girls in high school were both pretty mutual but also a little acrimonious because we all thought we all wanted to bang each other's friends (which, of course we did, it was high school)

    And then the woman I almost married, well ... we stayed in touch long after the breakup, so I know how that went.

    Then there were a couple more short relationships that just sort of sputtered out and we basically ghosted each other, I can't imagine I left much of an impression either way!

    And then Nargirl, who hit me over the head repeatedly with a heavy object last time we saw each other in person, so while I'm happy to see she's doing well (according to mutual friends, Facebook, her sister, etc), I doubt her blog about me would be terribly pleasant >_>

  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    If you deny permission she'll just go ahead and rate you 0 stars out of spite

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    Ravenhpltc24
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2017
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    if you've dated one jake you've dated em all

    y2jake215 on
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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
    BeNarwhal
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    haha spool are you worried he's gonna get donald sterling'd

    spool32
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    If you deny permission she'll just go ahead and rate you 0 stars out of spite

    But he's a five star man!

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Saints Row IV is an interesting game, but I'm not sure I'm into it. It seems kind of all over the place, between the super powers and the shooting and the vehicles and the open worldiness.

    Imma keep playing though because my French-accented thicc protagonist lady is sexy af.

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    Eddy
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