I think I told the story about how, earlier this summer, maybe late June / early July, I grew my beard out.
I saw my nephew at that time, and he frowned and asked why I had "shaved a beard onto my face". It was clear he wasn't a fan.
So I shave it off 'cause why not, and the next few times I see him, I'm clean-shaven.
Then last week, I get into the car with him, beard fully grown in since the last time I saw him (I am a hirsute individual).
And I turned to him and apologized, saying "Hey buddy, I know you don't like Uncle Brad with a beard, but I wanted to grow it out for a bit and see what it looks like!"
And he just shrugged and said "It's okay, I think it's kinda a cool beard actually."
This inconsistent child!
he wants you to shave a beard onto his face, uncle narwhal
He's a very fastidious child, a beard would drive him crazy. Grooming is very important to him, incredibly.
He occasionally volunteers the idea that he should have a bath!
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VanguardBut now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
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A girl I dated for a couple months last year just texted me out of the blue to tell me that she is writing a dating blog and wanted my permission/forgiveness for a couple of entries about me. Can I check them out, I asked. NO!, she said.
A girl I dated for a couple months last year just texted me out of the blue to tell me that she is writing a dating blog and wanted my permission/forgiveness for a couple of entries about me. Can I check them out, I asked. NO!, she said.
A girl I dated for a couple months last year just texted me out of the blue to tell me that she is writing a dating blog and wanted my permission/forgiveness for a couple of entries about me. Can I check them out, I asked. NO!, she said.
Hrm
She's gotta let you read them if she's going to bother to ask your permission! That's just cruel otherwise. Plus no judgment, it'd just be informative to see things from her perspective, right?
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VanguardBut now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
A girl I dated for a couple months last year just texted me out of the blue to tell me that she is writing a dating blog and wanted my permission/forgiveness for a couple of entries about me. Can I check them out, I asked. NO!, she said.
Hrm
I'd say no. Like sorry if you're not willing to let me see what you're going to say about me, than my permission is not on the table.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
A girl I dated for a couple months last year just texted me out of the blue to tell me that she is writing a dating blog and wanted my permission/forgiveness for a couple of entries about me. Can I check them out, I asked. NO!, she said.
Hrm
Say yes. Then sneak.
...I totally did.
It's a couple of entries so far and it's.....very sweet, actually! BUT it's not to the end yet.
Hrrm
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@bloodyroarxx , we gotta strategize what we're gonna watch while all our usual streamers are at Twitchcon for, like, a week. It's gonna be an absolute stream apocalypse, I'm gonna have to resort to watching @OnTheLastCastle every night, and I really should be encouraging his job search instead of doing that!
A girl I dated for a couple months last year just texted me out of the blue to tell me that she is writing a dating blog and wanted my permission/forgiveness for a couple of entries about me. Can I check them out, I asked. NO!, she said.
Hrm
Say yes. Then sneak.
...I totally did.
It's a couple of entries so far and it's.....very sweet, actually! BUT it's not to the end yet.
A girl I dated for a couple months last year just texted me out of the blue to tell me that she is writing a dating blog and wanted my permission/forgiveness for a couple of entries about me. Can I check them out, I asked. NO!, she said.
Hrm
Say yes. Then sneak.
...I totally did.
It's a couple of entries so far and it's.....very sweet, actually! BUT it's not to the end yet.
Hrrm
now let US sneak.
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
A girl I dated for a couple months last year just texted me out of the blue to tell me that she is writing a dating blog and wanted my permission/forgiveness for a couple of entries about me. Can I check them out, I asked. NO!, she said.
Hrm
Say yes. Then sneak.
...I totally did.
It's a couple of entries so far and it's.....very sweet, actually! BUT it's not to the end yet.
Hrrm
jake u fked up
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A girl I dated for a couple months last year just texted me out of the blue to tell me that she is writing a dating blog and wanted my permission/forgiveness for a couple of entries about me. Can I check them out, I asked. NO!, she said.
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
I think post-relationship blogs from all of my SOs would be pretty anti-climactic, for the most part.
Like, both the girls in high school were both pretty mutual but also a little acrimonious because we all thought we all wanted to bang each other's friends (which, of course we did, it was high school)
And then the woman I almost married, well ... we stayed in touch long after the breakup, so I know how that went.
Then there were a couple more short relationships that just sort of sputtered out and we basically ghosted each other, I can't imagine I left much of an impression either way!
And then Nargirl, who hit me over the head repeatedly with a heavy object last time we saw each other in person, so while I'm happy to see she's doing well (according to mutual friends, Facebook, her sister, etc), I doubt her blog about me would be terribly pleasant >_>
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Saints Row IV is an interesting game, but I'm not sure I'm into it. It seems kind of all over the place, between the super powers and the shooting and the vehicles and the open worldiness.
Imma keep playing though because my French-accented thicc protagonist lady is sexy af.
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He's a very fastidious child, a beard would drive him crazy. Grooming is very important to him, incredibly.
He occasionally volunteers the idea that he should have a bath!
do not live your life according to the whims of a child
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I do this anyway without his input though, Vanguard
He's as good an arbiter for my decision making as anyone else, frankly
Can't decide whether to try and attract a mate sometime soon or wait until next spring for that sort of frivolity
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Hrm
Say yes. Then sneak.
Nevar
She's gotta let you read them if she's going to bother to ask your permission! That's just cruel otherwise. Plus no judgment, it'd just be informative to see things from her perspective, right?
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i would pay a million dollars and then jump off a building
I'd say no. Like sorry if you're not willing to let me see what you're going to say about me, than my permission is not on the table.
pleasepaypreacher.net
...I totally did.
It's a couple of entries so far and it's.....very sweet, actually! BUT it's not to the end yet.
Hrrm
jake u fked up
pleasepaypreacher.net
now let US sneak.
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Deny permission. Fuckin deny so hard dude.
www.jakedatingstories.com
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
*she stares listfully at a picture of Jake*
pleasepaypreacher.net
Haha it might get super personal later
He should DMCA her site.
I think I speak for the group when I say that's a risk I'm willing to take
Like, both the girls in high school were both pretty mutual but also a little acrimonious because we all thought we all wanted to bang each other's friends (which, of course we did, it was high school)
And then the woman I almost married, well ... we stayed in touch long after the breakup, so I know how that went.
Then there were a couple more short relationships that just sort of sputtered out and we basically ghosted each other, I can't imagine I left much of an impression either way!
And then Nargirl, who hit me over the head repeatedly with a heavy object last time we saw each other in person, so while I'm happy to see she's doing well (according to mutual friends, Facebook, her sister, etc), I doubt her blog about me would be terribly pleasant >_>
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
But he's a five star man!
Imma keep playing though because my French-accented thicc protagonist lady is sexy af.