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  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
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    it's time for me to live up to my family name and face full-life consequences.

    BeNarwhal
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
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    the weirdest part of the whole donald sterling thing was his girlfriend's name was V. Stiviano

    no one ever dug up a real name. it was always V, like this is some fuckin pynchon novel

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
    Eddy
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    kosh isn't gonna get tumblr doxed for his shitlording. he's not a shitty person EXCEPT THE DEEP BETRAYAL HE'S EXHIBITING BY NOT SHOWING ME THIS BLOG

    ArchBeNarwhaljakobaggerSo It GoescB557Jacobkosh
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Wait we're just being rated on Appearance, Humor, and Intelligence?

    I'm like a 3-star boy just as a baseline, even without making an effort! This is awesome, very reassuring.

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    i made cream chipped beef and toasted four pieces of bread

    but i didn't ration myself, like a hungry puppy, and ate all the beef and cream with the first two slices

    now i have two lonely, room temperature slices of dry toast

    : (

    BeNarwhal
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    A solid 60%. Sure, ladies, you could do better, but are you gonna do better?

    We're all getting older, especially because if I'm talking to you you're either 8 years older or 8 years younger than I am. >_>

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    I think we just don't want Kosh to get his heart broken again.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
    spool32Eddy
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
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    Organichu wrote: »
    i made cream chipped beef and toasted four pieces of bread

    but i didn't ration myself, like a hungry puppy, and ate all the beef and cream with the first two slices

    now i have two lonely, room temperature slices of dry toast

    : (

    put some fixins in there and baby, you got a sandwich goin

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
    BeNarwhalSurfpossum
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I am riding the metro home from a date with the most insufferable woman ever. Details when I am home. But to put it nicely imagine talking to a physical personification of the worst part of [chat] with the white privilege understanding of social issues and the absolute belief structure of a super leftist.

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  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Saints Row IV is an interesting game, but I'm not sure I'm into it. It seems kind of all over the place, between the super powers and the shooting and the vehicles and the open worldiness.

    Imma keep playing though because my French-accented thicc protagonist lady is sexy af.

    I enjoyed 3 a lot more. The super powers are fun, but it pushed a lot of the core gameplay of the series into the background.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    edited October 2017
    EAST COAST
    Organichu wrote: »
    kosh isn't gonna get tumblr doxed for his shitlording. he's not a shitty person EXCEPT THE DEEP BETRAYAL HE'S EXHIBITING BY NOT SHOWING ME THIS BLOG

    I don't know, reputation defense isn't only for the corporations. he should vigorously pursue I positive image online! What if she gets crazy popular and Rich by making stuff up about him? No ex-girlfriend should profit from the experience of Jacob.

    spool32 on
  • RozRoz Boss of InternetRegistered User regular
    I think the greatest acknowledgment I could get from any of my exs would be "uneventful"

    I would fist pump so hard

    Hahnsoo1
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited October 2017
    a girl i dated like 9 years ago made a post a few months after we broke up to her (public) livejournal about how in love she was, the perfect man, the first time she'd ever 'really' been in love etc. a dude she cheated on me with ;_; and the only thing she said about me was it was obvious i wasn't going to be a long term partner because i 'didn't understand or respect' her love for acting and theater.

    hmmm

    maybe

    i'm willing to conditionally grant that point

    Organichu on
    BeNarwhalcB557Jacobkosh
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    As much as I love the mobility of the super sprint and super jump, I think they're the main culprit for why the game feels so unfocused gameplay-wise. Why do I need vehicles when it's so much faster and more convenient to run/jump/glide everywhere? They make me feel like I'm playing Prototype or Infamous or something, but then the combat centers around the shooting with only occasional usage of powers.

    It's not a bad game, but it feels like a grab bag of cool shit that they just all shoved into one thing. I guess maybe that's the point?

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    MortiousEddy
  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
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    As much as I love the mobility of the super sprint and super jump, I think they're the main culprit for why the game feels so unfocused gameplay-wise. Why do I need vehicles when it's so much faster and more convenient to run/jump/glide everywhere? They make me feel like I'm playing Prototype or Infamous or something, but then the combat centers around the shooting with only occasional usage of powers.

    It's not a bad game, but it feels like a grab bag of cool shit that they just all shoved into one thing. I guess maybe that's the point?

    Saint's Row was never the most... focused game.

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    PSN: Hahnsoo | MHGU: Hahnsoo, Switch FC: SW-0085-2679-5212
  • AtomikaAtomika She hungers. Registered User regular
    EAST COAST
    16 hours of electro done

    My face is so hot and lumpy

    oh my glob this is gonna hurt when the narcotics and lidocaine wear off

    BeNarwhalHahnsoo1
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    As much as I love the mobility of the super sprint and super jump, I think they're the main culprit for why the game feels so unfocused gameplay-wise. Why do I need vehicles when it's so much faster and more convenient to run/jump/glide everywhere? They make me feel like I'm playing Prototype or Infamous or something, but then the combat centers around the shooting with only occasional usage of powers.

    It's not a bad game, but it feels like a grab bag of cool shit that they just all shoved into one thing. I guess maybe that's the point?

    i loved the amazing first hour and then suddenly it was like ok this zany intro is over, now play this open world game

    and i didn't find it compelling at all after that

    Eddy
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    Saints Row IV is an interesting game, but I'm not sure I'm into it. It seems kind of all over the place, between the super powers and the shooting and the vehicles and the open worldiness.

    Imma keep playing though because my French-accented thicc protagonist lady is sexy af.

    I enjoyed 3 a lot more. The super powers are fun, but it pushed a lot of the core gameplay of the series into the background.

    Yeah it definitely feels like they smooshed Infamous and GTA together or something. I'm not sure it works all that well.

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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    a girl i dated like 9 years ago made a post a few months after we broke up to her (public) livejournal about how in love she was, the perfect man, the first time she'd ever 'really' been in love etc. a dude she cheated on me with ;_; and the only thing she said about me was it was obvious i wasn't going to be a long term partner because i 'didn't understand or respect' her love for acting and theater.

    hmmm

    maybe

    i'm willing to conditionally grant that point

    The woman I almost married loves musicals and live theater and she performed a few roles in the sixish years we were together

    Then after we broke up she took up theatre as like her #1 passion outside of work and I was like "Damn, good for her, unshackled from me and free to do whatever she wants!"

    Which isn't totally fair to me, but it was still nice to see <3

    She's good people, anyone but me should totally put a ring on that!

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    EAST COAST
    Organichu wrote: »
    As much as I love the mobility of the super sprint and super jump, I think they're the main culprit for why the game feels so unfocused gameplay-wise. Why do I need vehicles when it's so much faster and more convenient to run/jump/glide everywhere? They make me feel like I'm playing Prototype or Infamous or something, but then the combat centers around the shooting with only occasional usage of powers.

    It's not a bad game, but it feels like a grab bag of cool shit that they just all shoved into one thing. I guess maybe that's the point?

    i loved the amazing first hour and then suddenly it was like ok this zany intro is over, now play this open world game

    and i didn't find it compelling at all after that

    The new triple x movie was a better Saints Row 4.

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    As much as I love the mobility of the super sprint and super jump, I think they're the main culprit for why the game feels so unfocused gameplay-wise. Why do I need vehicles when it's so much faster and more convenient to run/jump/glide everywhere? They make me feel like I'm playing Prototype or Infamous or something, but then the combat centers around the shooting with only occasional usage of powers.

    It's not a bad game, but it feels like a grab bag of cool shit that they just all shoved into one thing. I guess maybe that's the point?

    i loved the amazing first hour and then suddenly it was like ok this zany intro is over, now play this open world game

    and i didn't find it compelling at all after that

    Shoulda made a sexy protagonist character.

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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    16 hours of electro done

    My face is so hot and lumpy

    oh my glob this is gonna hurt when the narcotics and lidocaine wear off

    Good work friend <3 I hope it's not too uncomfortable! :(:bro:

    You said this had to happen again this week too, right? :O

  • RozRoz Boss of InternetRegistered User regular
    edited October 2017
    But my wife had better write that im the best sex she's ever had

    Roz on
  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    EAST COAST
    Bogart

    My god they're everywhere.

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    Look what hacky battle-of-the-sexes jokes have wrought

    Ravenhpltc24jakobagger
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Roz wrote: »
    But my wife had better write that im the best sex she's ever had

    She will say she taught you well.

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    As much as I love the mobility of the super sprint and super jump, I think they're the main culprit for why the game feels so unfocused gameplay-wise. Why do I need vehicles when it's so much faster and more convenient to run/jump/glide everywhere? They make me feel like I'm playing Prototype or Infamous or something, but then the combat centers around the shooting with only occasional usage of powers.

    It's not a bad game, but it feels like a grab bag of cool shit that they just all shoved into one thing. I guess maybe that's the point?

    Saint's Row 4 really does feel like a zany expansion pack for Saint's Row 3. Which makes sense, because that's what it originally was.

    I loved both but I wound up putting much, much more time into 3 than 4.

    desc
  • Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
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    anyone know of some socialist fan fic about the downstairs staff violently overthrowing Lord Grantham and his daughters?

    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I'm gonna saaaay ... over 160 launches attempted worldwide in 2019. Someone record that somewhere!
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Bogart

    My god they're everywhere.

    dq9c1Oh.jpg
    Look what hacky battle-of-the-sexes jokes have wrought

    Sitting on the rim is so traumatic. It's always an accident and the shock of it nearly leads to disaster.

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
    BeNarwhalTcheldor
  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    I mean if it makes you feel any better, there is literally not a single true thing on /r/tifu

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    Captain Ultraemnmnme
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    I mean if it makes you feel any better, there is literally not a single true thing on /r/tifu

    but i just posted your comment there

    oh shit

  • VanguardVanguard A wretched country of duskRegistered User, __BANNED USERS regular
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    I met a magic man
    who had a daughter
    she learned her lessons well
    but still I taught her

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    EAST COAST
    wandering wrote: »
    Bogart

    My god they're everywhere.

    dq9c1Oh.jpg
    Look what hacky battle-of-the-sexes jokes have wrought
    ok
    I've ranted about calling stuff on the internet fake but I don't care if I look like a hypocrite.

    This shit definitely happened.

    If you know what I mean

  • QanamilQanamil life cheated us all and i'm full of angst Registered User regular
    Joke option Country Crock
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    to be clear, jake, you fked up by not sharing with the group so

    Haha it might get super personal later

    Haha

    *lies down in traffic*

    Arch
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    WEST COAST
    Arch wrote: »
    so has anyone here jerked it since castled decided not to jerk it

    Thrice.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
    BeNarwhalArchwandering
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Went on Facebook

    Clicked "<3" on a bunch of family stuff

    Mostly pictures of toddlers / babies, couple hippy posts by my dad and / or his partner

    Facebook duties done for another month

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited October 2017
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    WEST COAST
    As much as I love the mobility of the super sprint and super jump, I think they're the main culprit for why the game feels so unfocused gameplay-wise. Why do I need vehicles when it's so much faster and more convenient to run/jump/glide everywhere? They make me feel like I'm playing Prototype or Infamous or something, but then the combat centers around the shooting with only occasional usage of powers.

    It's not a bad game, but it feels like a grab bag of cool shit that they just all shoved into one thing. I guess maybe that's the point?

    There are some (side and main) quests that force you to use vehicles...
    ...but for navigating the open world, no you do not need to ever drive a vehicle.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Joke option Country Crock
    Feral wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    so has anyone here jerked it since castled decided not to jerk it

    Thrice.

    I knew I could count on you, Feral old buddy

    Feral
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    I was at the store today

    Butter costs more than at Castle's store

    But Kerrygold is definitely more expensive than regular butters

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    I went to listen to "All of Me" by John Legend on Youtube and got a tampon ad

    I'm sorry, can a boy not want to listen to a romantic song every now and then, Youtube?!

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