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It's Time For Candy Corn

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    Joke option Toblarone
    What does candy corn taste like? I've never had it. I don't think it's something you can get in Denmark.

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    But what's everyone's take on those peanut butter things in the orange and black wrappers?

    They don’t get eaten unless all other candy is gone and people are desperate

    Also, nobody even knows what they are called

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    Peewi wrote: »
    What does candy corn taste like? I've never had it. I don't think it's something you can get in Denmark.

    Sugar, mostly

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Get that fucking garbage outta here
    The only way it is okay to like black licorice is if you are literally the oldest person on earth

    I'm Tit Liquid and I'm here to tell you that black licorice is second only to sweet horehound in delectable mouthtreats.

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    Peewi wrote: »
    What does candy corn taste like? I've never had it. I don't think it's something you can get in Denmark.

    Take cake frosting and put it in the fridge.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    Peewi wrote: »
    What does candy corn taste like? I've never had it. I don't think it's something you can get in Denmark.

    I mean it tastes pretty much like sugar

    The texture is really what makes it or breaks it for most people, I think

  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    Get that fucking garbage outta here
    But what's everyone's take on those peanut butter things in the orange and black wrappers?

    They don’t get eaten unless all other candy is gone and people are desperate

    Also, nobody even knows what they are called

    They exist in the same universe as the goo-filled strawberry candy grandmothers have.

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    The only way it is okay to like black licorice is if you are literally the oldest person on earth

    I'm Tit Liquid and I'm here to tell you that black licorice is second only to sweet horehound in delectable mouthtreats.

    Horehound is also pretty good, yeah.

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    What... is horehound

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    What... is horehound

    It's like a hard candy and/or cough drop

    Kind of bitter

  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Get that fucking garbage outta here
    Straightzi wrote: »
    What... is horehound

    It's like a hard candy and/or cough drop

    Kind of bitter
    I was waaaaaay off.

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    With a filthy name like that, I’m sure it’s delicious

  • IronKnuckle's GhostIronKnuckle's Ghost Registered User regular
    Get that fucking garbage outta here
    The only way it is okay to like black licorice is if you are literally the oldest person on earth

    I'm Tit Liquid and I'm here to tell you that black licorice is second only to sweet horehound in delectable mouthtreats.

    As the world's only living vampire, I crave terrible candies.

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2017
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    Straightzi wrote: »
    What... is horehound

    It's like a hard candy and/or cough drop

    Kind of bitter
    Horehound is a herb. It has an aniseedy taste but is usually accompanied in food with a creamy, buttery taste. Think root beer or rock n rye soda.

    It's also the traditional flavour of Humbug candy.
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eIaYCX7UJE

    #pipe on
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Get that fucking garbage outta here
    best old person candy is either Strawberry Bonbons or werthers originals.

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Get that fucking garbage outta here
    Werthers Originals are real good.

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Get that fucking garbage outta here
    Swedish Fish are the only good candy

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    I will shovel candy corn into my maw until my tastebuds start to burn off and then keeping shoveling

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Get that fucking garbage outta here
    #pipe wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    What... is horehound

    It's like a hard candy and/or cough drop

    Kind of bitter
    Horehound is a herb. It has an aniseedy taste but is usually accompanied in food with a creamy, buttery taste. Think root beer or rock n rye soda.

    It's also the traditional flavour of Humbug candy.
    Humbugs1.gif

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eIaYCX7UJE
    That is a really satisfying video

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    #pipe wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    What... is horehound

    It's like a hard candy and/or cough drop

    Kind of bitter
    Horehound is a herb. It has an aniseedy taste but is usually accompanied in food with a creamy, buttery taste. Think root beer or rock n rye soda.

    It's also the traditional flavour of Humbug candy.
    Humbugs1.gif

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eIaYCX7UJE

    Hmm, the only way I have ever seen it used is these

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    I prefer branch's autumn mix, that way you get candy corn three ways so you can mix it up and never get tired through the whole 1-3lbs you are eating in one sitting.

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Get that fucking garbage outta here
    mcp wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    What... is horehound

    It's like a hard candy and/or cough drop

    Kind of bitter
    Horehound is a herb. It has an aniseedy taste but is usually accompanied in food with a creamy, buttery taste. Think root beer or rock n rye soda.

    It's also the traditional flavour of Humbug candy.
    Humbugs1.gif

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eIaYCX7UJE
    That is a really satisfying video

    this is the one it suggested I watch next.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txVKm6n7mLw

  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    edited October 2017
    Get that fucking garbage outta here
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    Gustav on
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  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    If someone presented me with candy corn, I'd probably eat it.

    I wouldn't go searching it out though?

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Get that fucking garbage outta here
    Gustav wrote: »
    Swedish Fish are the only good candy

    Two or three Swedish Fish are a very good candy. A full bag of Swedish Fish is disgusting

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Get that fucking garbage outta here
    Gustav wrote: »
    Swedish Fish are the only good candy

    Two or three Swedish Fish are a very good candy. A full bag of Swedish Fish is disgusting

    Ah, a wrong opinion!

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  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Get that fucking garbage outta here
    Swedish Fish are an entirely bad candy. They're like sad naked sour patch kids with no awesome sour powder and also no good flavor.

  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Get that fucking garbage outta here
    Wrong! They are perfect and flawless in their minimalistic excellence.

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Joke option Toblarone
    You don't deserve this giant Toblarone.

    Also Sour Patch Kids are great, but if I have to pick a gummi candy it's going to these really great gummi bears from a company that crops up during Secret Santa a lot I cannot rememeber the name of. I have the site bookmarked at home though! Albanese maybe?

  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    Look, you put something in my Trick-or-Treat bag, I'm gonna eat it!

    Well, except for Tootsie rolls, but I guess candy makers have to get rid of their WW2 stock of the stuff and it's not like anybody in their right mind would normally buy Tootsie rolls.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Get that fucking garbage outta here
    The best candy is this:

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Joke option Toblarone
    Look, you put something in my Trick-or-Treat bag, I'm gonna eat it!

    Well, except for Tootsie rolls, but I guess candy makers have to get rid of their WW2 stock of the stuff and it's not like anybody in their right mind would normally buy Tootsie rolls.

    I love Tootsie Rolls but I ain't buying them.

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    Gustav wrote: »
    Swedish Fish are the only good candy

    for people that think monterrey jack cheese is spicy

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    mcp wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    What... is horehound

    It's like a hard candy and/or cough drop

    Kind of bitter
    Horehound is a herb. It has an aniseedy taste but is usually accompanied in food with a creamy, buttery taste. Think root beer or rock n rye soda.

    It's also the traditional flavour of Humbug candy.
    Humbugs1.gif

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eIaYCX7UJE
    That is a really satisfying video

    I strongly suggest subscribing to the channel.

    Greg is very entertaining in a super dorky and adorable way and he's also extremely talented at his infinitely small specialty.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoYHfguvBhU

  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    I feel like I like candy corn WAY too much for what it is.

    And the yellow part is the best.

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Get that fucking garbage outta here
    You know what is awesome? Those fruit/vanilla flavored tootsie rolls.

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    The best candy is this:

    Tin_of_White_Rabbit_Sweets.jpg

    if these taste like Milkies, I am 100% onboard.

  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    Haribo > Albanese gummies

    PSN: NoGreatName Steam:SirToons Twitch: SirToons
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  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    Marathon wrote: »
    But what's everyone's take on those peanut butter things in the orange and black wrappers?

    They don’t get eaten unless all other candy is gone and people are desperate

    Also, nobody even knows what they are called

    They exist in the same universe as the goo-filled strawberry candy grandmothers have.

    Hey man, I like those, those are good!

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  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Get that fucking garbage outta here
    Fresh Sour Patch kids are right there with the best gummy bears, that's the tricky thing. Old gummy bears are still great, old Sour Patch kids are no good.

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