Once I was talking to a girl while we were walking and she was slightly behind me, but she didn't look like she really was listening to me, and she told me that she didn't understand a word of what I said because she was busy looking at my ass.
SE++, what the fuck is wrong with the womens where I live
All grabbing asses, looking at porn and sexually harassing
It sounds like there is absolutely nothing wrong with the women where you live.
When I'm at the mall, I always check out asses, and see thongs, but then I look up and realize that girl is probably still in high school, and feel like a dirty old man. Kids today.
Thats the best thing about girls still in high school!
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Lord DaveGrief CauserBitch Free ZoneRegistered Userregular
edited December 2007
One time I was walking and a girl told me to watch out for the tree and my response was "what?" and then I ran into the tree.
We're married now.
The moral of the story is always run into a tree if you want to catch a girl.
One time I was walking and a girl told me to watch out for the tree and my response was "what?" and then I ran into the tree.
We're married now.
The moral of the story is always run into a tree if you want to catch a girl.
george of the jungle?
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Kovakdid a lot of drugsmarried cher?Registered Userregular
When I'm at the mall, I always check out asses, and see thongs, but then I look up and realize that girl is probably still in high school, and feel like a dirty old man. Kids today.
When I'm at the mall, I always check out asses, and see thongs, but then I look up and realize that girl is probably still in high school, and feel like a dirty old man. Kids today.
i hate this about being in high school
its like ahh shit she's probably like 15
Just sit back and enjoy the view dude. Its only creepy after you graduate.
When I'm at the mall, I always check out asses, and see thongs, but then I look up and realize that girl is probably still in high school, and feel like a dirty old man. Kids today.
i hate this about being in high school
its like ahh shit she's probably like 15
Just sit back and enjoy the view dude. Its only creepy after you graduate.
I once called a girl 2 different names in the same sex session, awkward.
Was at least one of them right?
I'd love to say that at least one of them was right, sort of half redeeming myself. But no, neither of them was right and it all ended rather awkwardly even though she didn't say anything >.>
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PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
When I'm at the mall, I always check out asses, and see thongs, but then I look up and realize that girl is probably still in high school, and feel like a dirty old man. Kids today.
i hate this about being in high school
its like ahh shit she's probably like 15
Just sit back and enjoy the view dude. Its only creepy after you graduate.
i dunno it already feels pretty creepy
there was this cute chick in my comp class this semester
she looked about 18-19 and was kinda tall, but it was early in the morning and I usually don't talk to people
well she starts chatting me up and I'm like ok cool, she's cute and she seems interested
fucking 16
goddamn
I had to break out the wire brush and lighter fluid
yesterday some 14 year old girl was telling me that she runs away from home and has been expelled from a few different schools because she has a fucked up life and doesnt like where she lives
a few minutes later she left and i spoke to a guy who said he thought she was around 17 before because a few 17 year old guys he knew had told him they had fucked her
and then he found out she just turned 14
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ButtersA glass of some milksRegistered Userregular
edited December 2007
The first time my ex told me she loved me I believe my reply was "thanks" after a considerably long pause.
My roommate's girlfriend's father, after being diagnosed with terminal cancer, discussed with his doctor the things he wanted to do before he died.
Doc: "Well, what sorts of things, sky diving, mountain climbing, etc?"
CancerDad: "Well...I've never fucked a midget."
During his memorial service a week or two ago the minister began talking about 'Living life to the fullest, etc.' and CancerDad's wife whispered to their daughter (my roommate's girlfriend) 'This is the midget speech' and she burst out laughing.
ahahahhaa
We tried so hard to find a female midget who would dress up in a nurses outfit for when he became bedridden. Midgets are harder to find that you'd think.
Well, they are pretty tiny.
Also, a lot of my improper responses have to do with not being the bigger man and just walking away when some dude is messing with me.
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It sounds like there is absolutely nothing wrong with the women where you live.
13km north of the fountain of youth
Nah, I am the one who is actually rather short
Edit : I am underage and they are as old as I am
We're married now.
The moral of the story is always run into a tree if you want to catch a girl.
george of the jungle?
i hate this about being in high school
its like ahh shit she's probably like 15
Just sit back and enjoy the view dude. Its only creepy after you graduate.
i dunno it already feels pretty creepy
I'd love to say that at least one of them was right, sort of half redeeming myself. But no, neither of them was right and it all ended rather awkwardly even though she didn't say anything >.>
there was this cute chick in my comp class this semester
she looked about 18-19 and was kinda tall, but it was early in the morning and I usually don't talk to people
well she starts chatting me up and I'm like ok cool, she's cute and she seems interested
fucking 16
goddamn
I had to break out the wire brush and lighter fluid
'fair enough'
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
a few minutes later she left and i spoke to a guy who said he thought she was around 17 before because a few 17 year old guys he knew had told him they had fucked her
and then he found out she just turned 14
Well, they are pretty tiny.
Also, a lot of my improper responses have to do with not being the bigger man and just walking away when some dude is messing with me.
superbad is awesome
are you at the part where that kid acts awkward?
oh wait...
The closing credits were nothing short of glorious.
if you're looking for compliments you might want to try your local leper colony
I have absolutely no idea what you're saying here.
i'm saying that you're not attractive and only deformed people would think otherwise
Well that's not very nice. Why would you say such a thing?
it's my way of dealing with my own insecurities
i wish i could just....release my inhibitions
and feel the rain on my skin
says the nirvana fan
When that song first came out people always gave me shit when I said it was gonna play in a shampoo commercial.
At the end of it's animation, is it taking a shit?