Also holy shit one drive just started up randomly as I was watching my task bar.
Stop trying to make one drive happen microsoft.
I mean
I rather like it in enterprise if you're on o365 it so far for me has been properly in the 'just works' category
...log explosions notwithstanding
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
One of our client's vendors believe's it's a good idea to, every night, generate an uncompressed .bak file of a 450gb SQL database onto local disk, and then have the SQL reporting server restore that backup via UNC path over it's own copy of said database.
They don't want the reporting server to just point at the live data because that would impact performance.
You know what else impacts performance? Restoring a fucking half terrabyte database from your production server's disk, over the network. Oh, look at that, according to the agent job logs, the reporting server also now thinks the .bak file is corrupt.
Great job, assholes!
I'm not even a DBA and I know you're doing it wrong.
They should probably just be doing log shipping to keep the database they are reporting off of up to date rather than restoring off a full backup.
Just remember that half the people you meet are below average intelligence.
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KakodaimonosCode fondlerHelping the 1% get richerRegistered Userregular
Or you know, just have the Reporting Server connect to the database. But then you need to make sure your table shemas are not pants on head stupid with appropriate keys and indices. And don't do 3 joins in a query.
Why the hell is this one user profile acting like a roaming profile on this specific server even though it's not set as one and doesn't act this way on any other machine and no other profile acts this way on this specific server.
Why the hell is this one user profile acting like a roaming profile on this specific server even though it's not set as one and doesn't act this way on any other machine and no other profile acts this way on this specific server.
because windows
have you deleted/renamed the profile folder and deleted the associated registry keys* so it re-makes it from scratch?
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Why the hell is this one user profile acting like a roaming profile on this specific server even though it's not set as one and doesn't act this way on any other machine and no other profile acts this way on this specific server.
because windows
have you deleted/renamed the profile folder and deleted the associated registry keys* so it re-makes it from scratch?
Why the hell is this one user profile acting like a roaming profile on this specific server even though it's not set as one and doesn't act this way on any other machine and no other profile acts this way on this specific server.
because windows
have you deleted/renamed the profile folder and deleted the associated registry keys* so it re-makes it from scratch?
Why the hell is this one user profile acting like a roaming profile on this specific server even though it's not set as one and doesn't act this way on any other machine and no other profile acts this way on this specific server.
because windows
have you deleted/renamed the profile folder and deleted the associated registry keys* so it re-makes it from scratch?
Why the hell is this one user profile acting like a roaming profile on this specific server even though it's not set as one and doesn't act this way on any other machine and no other profile acts this way on this specific server.
because windows
have you deleted/renamed the profile folder and deleted the associated registry keys* so it re-makes it from scratch?
The thing is, none of those on this specific machine exist unless I'm explicitly signed in as the user account. I sign out from the account and log in as an administrator account and they disappear from the registry. It's not set to act this way and doesn't act this way anywhere else. And, again, it's the only profile affected by this problem on this machine.
Why the hell is this one user profile acting like a roaming profile on this specific server even though it's not set as one and doesn't act this way on any other machine and no other profile acts this way on this specific server.
because windows
have you deleted/renamed the profile folder and deleted the associated registry keys* so it re-makes it from scratch?
Why the hell is this one user profile acting like a roaming profile on this specific server even though it's not set as one and doesn't act this way on any other machine and no other profile acts this way on this specific server.
because windows
have you deleted/renamed the profile folder and deleted the associated registry keys* so it re-makes it from scratch?
The thing is, none of those on this specific machine exist unless I'm explicitly signed in as the user account. I sign out from the account and log in as an administrator account and they disappear from the registry. It's not set to act this way and doesn't act this way anywhere else. And, again, it's the only profile affected by this problem on this machine.
Did someone mistakenly stick their account in the local Guests (or Domain Guests) group? Members in those groups will have their profile folders and registry keys deleted on logout.
Just remember that half the people you meet are below average intelligence.
Why the hell is this one user profile acting like a roaming profile on this specific server even though it's not set as one and doesn't act this way on any other machine and no other profile acts this way on this specific server.
because windows
have you deleted/renamed the profile folder and deleted the associated registry keys* so it re-makes it from scratch?
The thing is, none of those on this specific machine exist unless I'm explicitly signed in as the user account. I sign out from the account and log in as an administrator account and they disappear from the registry. It's not set to act this way and doesn't act this way anywhere else. And, again, it's the only profile affected by this problem on this machine.
Did someone mistakenly stick their account in the local Guests (or Domain Guests) group? Members in those groups will have their profile folders and registry keys deleted on logout.
Just looked at the local and that's a no. It was already a no on the domain side as that was the first area I checked and tested.
Gonna give the server a reboot tonight and try a few things.
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RandomHajileNot actually a SnatcherThe New KremlinRegistered Userregular
Why the hell is this one user profile acting like a roaming profile on this specific server even though it's not set as one and doesn't act this way on any other machine and no other profile acts this way on this specific server.
because windows
have you deleted/renamed the profile folder and deleted the associated registry keys* so it re-makes it from scratch?
Or you know, just have the Reporting Server connect to the database. But then you need to make sure your table shemas are not pants on head stupid with appropriate keys and indices. And don't do 3 joins in a query.
If there has ever been a useful report that has fewer than 3 joins in the query....
My afternoon client was a new it manager who took over for an it staff that abruptly quit. She needs help getting everything unfucked because they were the laziest most incompetent gaggle of fucktards ever to fake it ‘til they failed to make it.
They have a GPO that adds Domain Users to the local administrators group.
Yeah, it’s linked to the root of the domain.
I can fix that but now there’s critical shit all over their servers that’s running on user credentials because it’s been the goddamn Wild West for 3 or 4 years.
Plus before I fix any gpo or gpo their way out of any of their messes I have to fix their FRS replication because 3/4th of their GPOs are showing AD/Sysvol version mismatches.
Jesus it might actually be better to burn it down and begin again.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Jesus it might actually be better to burn it down and begin again.
Yeah in all honesty i'd create a separate domain on a separate subnet, put a router or layer3 switch between them, trust the domains to each other, and slowly migrate shit over.
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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jungleroomxIt's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovelsRegistered Userregular
I mean, if you're in the mood for lynching over taskbars, my home PC's taskbar is on the top on the left display and on the right of the right display. Not matching them is intentional on my part.
At work, though, that taskbar stays on the bottom always and forever.
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Yeah we were discussing that and I said our next host can be more beefy if we think we need it.
Stop trying to make one drive happen microsoft.
I mean
I rather like it in enterprise if you're on o365 it so far for me has been properly in the 'just works' category
...log explosions notwithstanding
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
That and frikken Cortana (which I can't still believe they chose to name like that)
They don't want the reporting server to just point at the live data because that would impact performance.
You know what else impacts performance? Restoring a fucking half terrabyte database from your production server's disk, over the network. Oh, look at that, according to the agent job logs, the reporting server also now thinks the .bak file is corrupt.
Great job, assholes!
I'm not even a DBA and I know you're doing it wrong.
because windows
have you deleted/renamed the profile folder and deleted the associated registry keys* so it re-makes it from scratch?
*in HKLM:\Software\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\ProfileList
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
The Powershell-iest thing ever.
This is a clickable link to my Steam Profile.
Sure but HKLM is used within powershell, like a drive letter.
The thing is, none of those on this specific machine exist unless I'm explicitly signed in as the user account. I sign out from the account and log in as an administrator account and they disappear from the registry. It's not set to act this way and doesn't act this way anywhere else. And, again, it's the only profile affected by this problem on this machine.
The "registry hive as a drive letter" ... notation was what I was referring to.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Did someone mistakenly stick their account in the local Guests (or Domain Guests) group? Members in those groups will have their profile folders and registry keys deleted on logout.
Just looked at the local and that's a no. It was already a no on the domain side as that was the first area I checked and tested.
Gonna give the server a reboot tonight and try a few things.
This is a clickable link to my Steam Profile.
this has never happened before and I feel like I've won a championship or something
I don't believe you.
You also think it's Friday.
XBL:Phenyhelm - 3DS:Phenyhelm
http://isitfriday.org
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I haven’t ever written it.
Who makes these sites? And is it the same person?! So many questions.
I mean, you can.
At least one of those questions is answered for you right in the link.
XBL:Phenyhelm - 3DS:Phenyhelm
They have a GPO that adds Domain Users to the local administrators group.
Yeah, it’s linked to the root of the domain.
I can fix that but now there’s critical shit all over their servers that’s running on user credentials because it’s been the goddamn Wild West for 3 or 4 years.
Plus before I fix any gpo or gpo their way out of any of their messes I have to fix their FRS replication because 3/4th of their GPOs are showing AD/Sysvol version mismatches.
This is gonna be ugly.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
I literally shuddered when I saw that you have your taskbar on the right.
Read? Too much work, I'll email the help desk instead.
Yeah in all honesty i'd create a separate domain on a separate subnet, put a router or layer3 switch between them, trust the domains to each other, and slowly migrate shit over.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
It's how I've always done it.
Don't know why, just don't like it at the bottom.
Finally
Show you how to disable cortana for permanents and I get taskbar discriminated.
Unbelievable.
This is a clickable link to my Steam Profile.
At work, though, that taskbar stays on the bottom always and forever.