Welcome back class. I put that it was round five in the thread title and no one said anything. This is the kind of attention to detail I've come to expect from you all and myself.
The official SPAM can of Judgement
As you can see, it is a rectangular can, with a pull ring top and colored gold top and bottom. The label is blue with capital SPAM, a little knight on the current logo. and a weird little sandwich burger thing made in a way that people never eat spam.
Here are the mass messaged, low quality, somehow got through the filter memories
Nearly all cans used the correct capital SPAM. 17/18
One third of entries correctly used the gold can color 6/18
One third of entries used the old sliced meat logo, you'd win if it was the 70's 6/18
Very few used the SPAM burger label 3/18
Over half used the ring pull top 10/18
Over 2/3 correctly used blue as the color 13/18
Special Awards
The Michael Bay Award for Excellence in Can Drawing @Fishman Is any of that story true?
The Botulism-smcotchulism Award @Dr. Flamingo
I don't think you should buy that can.
The Minimalism Award @Jedoc
What is a can anyway? Good job on getting a Hormel logo on there though.
Overall Group performance
Very good! some people did the old logo, but generally it was on point. only 4 were... questionable.
Best Overall Memory Drawing
@Blackbeard7 The sandwich is right. The colors are right. The tab is on the wrong side but it is there, and I'm interpreting the can as being rectangular and not round.
and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
but they're listening to every word I say
Hey, I'm color deficient. You're lucky i got yellow text. I couldn't remember if the label was blue or purple, but at least i remembered blue was involved.
I was wrong about basically everything except the fact it comes in a can.
I think you just wrote SPAM on a can of tomatoes.
Well the logo was supposed to be plate with a couple slices of spam on it, as I clearly remembered being on every orange-ish, round can of spam with a sort of old school formal font.
The best thing about the Spam logo is that NOBODY has ever made a sandwich with Spam that looks like that.
Swap the bun for regular bread and I had one once, while parked in an RV like 1.5 inches from a several hundred foot drop in Yellowstone National Park, with the wind blowing so hard the thing was rocking back and forth.
I have no idea what it tasted like, it was the only time I had spam, but I was so terrified I wolfed it down and tried to encourage my grandparents who I was on the vacation with to hurry the hell up I have so much life left to live let's goooooooooooo
Dr. Flamingo49 Gilded Disc Perceives the SunRegistered Userregular
I've never actually eaten Spam, so this round was pretty interesting. Although it's a bit weird that I only remembered the logo from a time before I was born.
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but they're listening to every word I say
Welcome back class. I put that it was round five in the thread title and no one said anything. This is the kind of attention to detail I've come to expect from you all and myself.
The official SPAM can of Judgement
As you can see, it is a rectangular can, with a pull ring top and colored gold top and bottom. The label is blue with capital SPAM, a little knight on the current logo. and a weird little sandwich burger thing made in a way that people never eat spam.
Here are the mass messaged, low quality, somehow got through the filter memories
Nearly all cans used the correct capital SPAM. 17/18
One third of entries correctly used the gold can color 6/18
One third of entries used the old sliced meat logo, you'd win if it was the 70's 6/18
Very few used the SPAM burger label 3/18
Over half used the ring pull top 10/18
Over 2/3 correctly used blue as the color 13/18
Special Awards
The Michael Bay Award for Excellence in Can Drawing
@Fishman Is any of that story true?
The Rainbow Brite Award
@discrider @JayKaos @Tofystedeth
Very imaginative colors. You must live in a world of wonder.
The Botulism-smcotchulism Award
@Dr. Flamingo
I don't think you should buy that can.
The Minimalism Award
@Jedoc
What is a can anyway? Good job on getting a Hormel logo on there though.
Overall Group performance
Very good! some people did the old logo, but generally it was on point. only 4 were... questionable.
Best Overall Memory Drawing
@Blackbeard7 The sandwich is right. The colors are right. The tab is on the wrong side but it is there, and I'm interpreting the can as being rectangular and not round.
but they're listening to every word I say
I think you just wrote SPAM on a can of tomatoes.
but they're listening to every word I say
Well the logo was supposed to be plate with a couple slices of spam on it, as I clearly remembered being on every orange-ish, round can of spam with a sort of old school formal font.
Huh? Did they!?
Yeah
He even remembered that they're sesame seeds and not caraway
The winner?
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There are caraway seed buns? Where! I need this.
but they're listening to every word I say
GEEEZ
One of the oldest labels kind of has it dumped on the plate.
Don't you geez me Mr.
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good job everybody!
Swap the bun for regular bread and I had one once, while parked in an RV like 1.5 inches from a several hundred foot drop in Yellowstone National Park, with the wind blowing so hard the thing was rocking back and forth.
I have no idea what it tasted like, it was the only time I had spam, but I was so terrified I wolfed it down and tried to encourage my grandparents who I was on the vacation with to hurry the hell up I have so much life left to live let's goooooooooooo
It's all true. Guatemala is a super fun place to visit.
but they're listening to every word I say