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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Raijin if I am your Satan I will replace those fluffy dice of yours.

    That's illegal in Minnesota. You can't have things hanging from your mirror.

    It's really fucking stupid.

    That's actually an excellent idea.

    Having shit hanging off your mirror is dumb for many reasons, a few of which I will now list for your enjoyment:

    1: in many cases the item in question will obstruct part of your forwards vision.
    2: the item in question will move around as you drive the car, which serves as a visual distraction in your peripheral vision.
    3: in many cases the item in question can and will become a dangerous projectile in the case of an accident, especially if one of your airbags catches it when they go off.
    4: the item may place excessive loads on your rear view mirror, eventually causing it to fall off.

    Counterpoint: It looks cool as fuck!

    Checkmate.

    Yeah. The millennium falcon has fluffy dice and that is cool.

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Raijin is also just a stone cold bad arse who likes to live in constant danger of having his rear view mirror falling off.

    Raijin Quickfoot
  • OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    I've started looking at other people's wishlists and that was a mistake

    I've added like fifteen items to mine

    SATAN WISHLIST - SATAN POST | XBLive: OkiWolf
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    Xaquin
  • JimBobtheMonkeyJimBobtheMonkey KansasRegistered User regular
    Okami wrote: »
    I've started looking at other people's wishlists and that was a mistake

    I've added like fifteen items to mine

    That's my favorite part of this season

    Slacker71BroloXaquinSkeithStraightziDrZiplockRankenphile
  • .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Raijin if I am your Satan I will replace those fluffy dice of yours.

    That's illegal in Minnesota. You can't have things hanging from your mirror.

    It's really fucking stupid.

    That's actually an excellent idea.

    Having shit hanging off your mirror is dumb for many reasons, a few of which I will now list for your enjoyment:

    1: in many cases the item in question will obstruct part of your forwards vision.
    2: the item in question will move around as you drive the car, which serves as a visual distraction in your peripheral vision.
    3: in many cases the item in question can and will become a dangerous projectile in the case of an accident, especially if one of your airbags catches it when they go off.
    4: the item may place excessive loads on your rear view mirror, eventually causing it to fall off.

    You can pry my Isabelle (from Animal Crossing) key chain off my rearview mirror when it becomes a dangerous projectile in an accident and probably kills me. You only live once, Chris!

    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
    Raijin QuickfootBlake T
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot Here You Go, AC SLATER ROD BELDINGRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I used to have The Maxx hanging from my rear view.

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
    XaquinRankenphile
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I don't hang things from my rear view, I am too easily distracted.

    I do miss my solaire sticker in my back driver side window though.

  • .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Raijin, I didn't even know they had an orange model Vita and now I feel like a chump for having a black one. A chump, indeed.

    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Im going to start hanging a large metal axe from my rear view mirror.

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Im going to start hanging a large metal axe from my rear view mirror.

    Hang a sega genesis copy of the game golden axe

  • .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Im going to start hanging a large metal axe from my rear view mirror.
    I'm not saying I'm taking bets on which body part gets lopped off first, but I'm not saying I'm not taking them, either.

    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot Here You Go, AC SLATER ROD BELDINGRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    . wrote: »
    Raijin, I didn't even know they had an orange model Vita and now I feel like a chump for having a black one. A chump, indeed.

    Orange is the best color!

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
    .cabsy
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    . wrote: »
    Raijin, I didn't even know they had an orange model Vita and now I feel like a chump for having a black one. A chump, indeed.

    Orange is the best color!
    But...

    Blue is the best color.

    Slacker71Madicanlonelyahava
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 19
    HAIL SATAN!
    I like video games! I am pretty much playing strictly PC games right now, mostly Overwatch. My steam ID is evilumpire. My wishlist is short, so if there are games that you love that I should play, go ahead with them gifts of game. I can't get mad about that! I am woefully behind on games of all kinds. I still play my 3DS when I'm not at home.

    Like, I am really behind on games.

    Gunpla is something that I've been wanting to get in to, but lack the space right now. Having some boxes of robots to assemble and paint might kick my ass in gear though.

    My favorite band in the entire world is They Might Be Giants, so anything related to those wonderful Johns is absolutely welcome.

    I have an amazon wishlist too! There's a lot of Star Wars Lego on there right now, and not much else. I'll be editing that dang thing very soon, since I sometimes use it as a personal reminder and have bought some of that stuff (like PC upgrade parts that I need to get).

    Tonkka on
    Steam: evilumpire Battle.net: T0NKKA#1588 Twitter Art blog/Portfolio! HEY SATAN
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot Here You Go, AC SLATER ROD BELDINGRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 12
    I will also accept tattoo gift certificates to a local tattoo parlor!

    Raijin Quickfoot on
    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    I wish that seasonal job had kept me around I could have actually done this ;-;

  • HyperBalladHyperBallad Yahaha! You found me!Registered User regular
    edited November 17
    Boo
    Hello Satan, whoever you are. So. I've thrown in a few books in my wishlist and if I think of anything more, I'll let you know. I also really really like nerdy iron on fabric patches, and since I live in Australia and shipping is a nightmare- they’re light, that’s a win-win for both of us. If you're stuck, remember that I'm a nerdy girl. A bit of a manic pixie dream girl. So if all else fails? Smelly bath bomb stuff or gunpla. Or ask @Gatsby, @lonelyahava, @Lost Salient or @chrishallett83. Or, really, any of the Aussie forumers. I'm pretty easy to read. In terms of NSFW, I'll happily accept it, but be aware that I live at home with parents. No porn pls. That’s why I have an AD Twitter.

    I live in Australia. I know all about shipping costs. Food? Gotta package that right up. But send candy. Lollies. Sugar. I’m a sweet tooth.
    Work? I digitise shit. It’s pretty mundane but it’s a job.
    Hobbies? I read, play on my Switch and spend too much time in my own head. It’s been a tough 6mths for me emotionally.

    HyperBallad on
    Steam: poetic_gecko.
    2DS/3DS Friend code 0361-7385-2366
    LalaboxRainfall
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    A bunch of new people added to the list, thanks to everyone who signed up over the weekend! Please check the list and make sure your name is on there!

    UrielTonkkafightinfilipinoSkeith
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 24
    Hi Satan!
    I'm going to try and add to this up until Thanskgiving, but as a quick round up of things I like

    - there's a bunch of books on my Amazon list, http://a.co/5BTG32q
    - I can always, always be made happy with art supplies. Oh! Or yarn! I like to know!
    - Booze is very welcome - especially scotch, small-batch bourbon, or interesting craft gin
    - if all that sounds expensive and you'd prefer to make something, that would be awesome! I love homemade items, crafts, art, food - all the things!
    - For more devious, off-the-wall ideas, you could try asking DrZiplock, Cello, Sassori, or LostSalient

    Edited 23 nov

    tynic on
    SkeithBroloBucketman
  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Oh, hey, what's up? Here is a wishlist for all those various wishlist related needs.
    Hello, Oh Darkest of Benefactors! I'm doing this as close to the last minute as I could get away with, so I may be making small modifications here and there as stuff occurs to me. I promise that this list will be finalized by 11/21 at the latest. And if I modify it after that, well, I'm a bad person and you should disregard those changes.

    If you're looking for some ironclad gift ideas, here are some wishlists for you to peruse; Amazon! And also Steam! Again, these lists should be absolutely finalized by this time next week.

    I run games of D&D twice weekly, so minis, dice, and other various tabletop related supplies are always welcome. If you're looking to do some book shopping, I tend more towards sci-fi and fantasy, but I'll give anything a shot if you have a recommendation. I wear a Men's 2XL for any clothing related shopping. As for games I already own, most of my time these days is spent on Overwatch or Destiny 2, so Blizzard related gifts would also be good. I also own a 3DS, which doesn't get used as much these days. For movie related shopping, most of my collection is modern/mainstream stuff, so any classic film or indie recommendations would be welcome.

    If you do any kind of arts and/or crafts, handmade or homemade gifts are very much welcome.

    I think that covers most of it for now? I'll keep working on this over the next week, if you have any questions, feel free to reach out through an intermediary. If you need any other gift recommendations from people who are not me, Sheri or anybody from the Florida crew would probably be a safe bet. You may also want to talk to rhylith.

    Thanks for signing up to do this; I'm looking forward to seeing what you come up with, and hopefully I'm not a complete pain in the ass to buy gifts for. <3

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    Skeith
  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    And e-mail sent!

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    BroloXaquinRainfall
  • ThetherooThetheroo skeleton punRegistered User regular
    edited November 14
    Been a couple years since I did this, I guess it's time to dust off the Amazon wishlist and write a little something
    I don't have much to say. I like webcomics, video games, beer, whiskey, and pretty much anything. I'm always interested in seeing cool new regional stuff, whenever I do this I usually end up sending some NC goodies out.

    Amazon List

    Steam Account

    Thetheroo on
    BroloBucketman
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    huh, this thread became unstuck...

  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    Looks stuck to me.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot Here You Go, AC SLATER ROD BELDINGRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 14
    No it didn't. It just exists as a sticky and not as a sticky at the same time.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
    XaquinSlacker71Skeith
  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Schroedinger's Notice

    Nintendo Switch FC: SW-5618-5257-5789 | Hey Satan
    Bucketman
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Hey there's like 4 hours left to sign up for this

    if you haven't already

    Rainfall
  • LasbrookLasbrook It takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and youRegistered User regular
    Last minute Satans Post Go!

    Hail Satan:
    I'm always terrible at these things, I'm a dude in my 30's who loves Giant Robots, Cyberpunk, music and video games. I just built my first Gunpla in like 10 years, if that's a hobby you want to feed. I've never actually painted/lined a kit and I don't have much in the way of tools either, I have a set of those on my amazon wishlist but dunno if they're any good. I have a bass guitar I don't play enough, I've sorta been toying with the idea of getting some cheap pedals but don't know where to start. On the subject of music, my favorite bands are Daft Punk, Death From Above 1979, The Protomen and Run the Jewels. I'm always on the hunt for new stuff if you want to share something you love. I have I guess every video game system at this point plus a decent PC and a retron 5 for older games(which yes, includes Shaq-Fu) so going that route shouldn't be hard.I've been playing the X-wing miniatures game a fair bit lately I also have a Kindle, I mostly read sci-fi/cyberpunk stuff ( I actually just today bought The Silmarillion to finally give that a try though), but I'm open to stuff outside of that if you have a book you think I need to read. I finally updated my amazon wishlist with all the comics I need to catch up on as well. I am always down for something if you're crafty or want to send food items, I love art and don't really get homecooked food outside of my own limited repertoire. I dunno what else to say about myself at this point.

    Amazon:
    http://smile.amazon.com/registry/wishlist/1D8Q80CJFG3CU
    Steam:
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/Lasbrook/wishlist

    Bucketman
  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    Hail Merry Satan

    It is both bowing down to a festive devil as well as a pass that might just win the game against Hell U

  • QuickSnapQuickSnap Registered User regular
    Dear Satan/Christmas Skeleton

    What's up boss? This year's been super weird for me. Been between jobs for most of the year and haven't been able to spend anything on what I really want/need in my day to day life.

    In any case, I, Cato Sicarius your humble drunk servant, do so make my material requests.

    I like:

    -Heavy Metal
    -Jazz
    -Whisk(e)y
    -Vinyl Recods
    -Music equipment in general (headphones, speakers, etc)
    -Vidya
    -Beer
    -Food
    -Leather Goods
    -Pagan Idolatry
    -Books about interesting subjects/Anything I've heard about on Fresh Air

    Honestly, you could pick a random three items from my assorted wishlists (see sig below), and I'd be as giddy as a school girl in springtime.

    Cheers Satan,

    -QS

    "A little bit esoteric. Just bare with him, he'll get it right eventually; or drink himself death. Which wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, really."



    Hey Satan! Look over here!!

  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    Goddamn, I love me a secret sataning.

    Xaquincabsy#pipeTheRoadVirusSlacker71
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Okay, signups closed. Those of you who made placeholder posts - fill those in now! We need to have all wishlists submitted before we give out matches, so please fill those in!

    RainfallGoose!LalaboxBucketman
  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Okay, my wishlist is edited in and ready to go.

    pickup-sig.php?name=Orthanc
    BroloXaquinRainfallGoose!
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    @tynic and @brogey can I get your wishlist posts please? You can edit more things in later, but just a basic Amazon wishlist will at least get things started.

  • BrogeyBrogey Cinnabon Afficionado Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    Oh no, @tynic doesn't have a Wishlist either?! I was just going to copy hers! :P

    (Yeah, I'm working on mine this afternoon, @Brolo)

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    BroloNaphtalitynic
  • cabsycabsy the fattest rainbow unicorn Registered User regular
    Tynic's wish list is a robot with a GUN

    TWO guns

    XaquinTheRoadVirusBucketmanchrishallett83HyperBallad
  • see317see317 Taco Count 2017: 61 Registered User regular
    cabsy wrote: »
    Tynic's wish list is a robot with a GUN

    TWO guns

    That sounds like the kind of thing Tynic could build.
    I mean, home made is always better than store bought, right?

    Ringo wrote: »
    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
    Bucketman
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    This looks like a damn sexy bunch of satans, I'll tell you what

    RainfallSkeithDrZiplockXaquinSir FabulousBucketmanchrishallett83fightinfilipinoOkami
  • QuickSnapQuickSnap Registered User regular
    @#pipe Have I been Satan for you in the past? I feel like I've been Satan for you in the past.

    "A little bit esoteric. Just bare with him, he'll get it right eventually; or drink himself death. Which wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, really."



    Hey Satan! Look over here!!

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