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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Larlar wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    not uhng-ta?

    This post deserved way more adulation than it received.

    Maybe if you quote it on the bottom of the page it'll help.

    How about twice?

    Let's go for a hat trick!

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I've accidently laughed at something not even I found funny. It was to something really appalling, actually.

    My dad had ALS and as a result occasionally laughed at sad times and vice versa. That was always weird.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited December 2007
    Mysst wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    not uhng-ta?

    This post deserved way more adulation than it received.

    Maybe if you quote it on the bottom of the page it'll help.

    How about twice?

    Let's go for a hat trick!

    Too soon!

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    MatatatMatatat Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Keith wrote: »

    i wish i could just....release my inhibitions

    and feel the rain on my skin

    I would just like to mention that I enjoyed this post

    I can't think of any improper replies, except all those times I answered a multiple choice question with yes or no

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    My brother once said he hated The Pogues and Flogging Molly and Irish music in general and I called him a cunt.


    I think that may have been harsh.

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    khanatekhanate Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dadouw wrote: »
    hahahahaha

    superbad is awesome

    are you at the part where that kid acts awkward?

    oh wait...

    I love this. How generic and repetitive could this movie get? Doesn't it have new fangled ideas like teenagers wanting to get drunk and have sex?

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    khanate wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    hahahahaha

    superbad is awesome

    are you at the part where that kid acts awkward?

    oh wait...

    I love this. How generic and repetitive could this movie get? Doesn't it have new fangled ideas like teenagers wanting to get drunk and have sex?

    The story of my life so far

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    khanatekhanate Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dadouw wrote: »
    khanate wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    hahahahaha

    superbad is awesome

    are you at the part where that kid acts awkward?

    oh wait...

    I love this. How generic and repetitive could this movie get? Doesn't it have new fangled ideas like teenagers wanting to get drunk and have sex?

    The story of my life so far

    Then why do you need to see a film about it? That's what really bugged me about Superbad... I pretty much live it.

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    khanate wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    khanate wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    hahahahaha

    superbad is awesome

    are you at the part where that kid acts awkward?

    oh wait...

    I love this. How generic and repetitive could this movie get? Doesn't it have new fangled ideas like teenagers wanting to get drunk and have sex?

    The story of my life so far

    Then why do you need to see a film about it? That's what really bugged me about Superbad... I pretty much live it.

    But they are nerds, and they are scoring with chicks

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    My brother once said he hated The Pogues and Flogging Molly and Irish music in general and I called him a cunt.


    I think that may have been harsh.

    Nah, that pretty much makes him a cunt.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    if you thought superbad wasnt funny

    you probably have brain aids

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    So I have a question.

    Is there any appropriate response to when a girl who you are just friends with says "I love you!"?

    Because that seems to happen a lot. And when I automatically respond with "I love you too!" then other people seem to think I'm a man-whore. And if I don't then I feel like a bad egotistical person.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    i alternative between bad egotistical person and manwhore

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    "shut up baby I know it"

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    i should start saying that

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Khavall wrote: »
    So I have a question.

    Is there any appropriate response to when a girl who you are just friends with says "I love you!"?

    Because that seems to happen a lot. And when I automatically respond with "I love you too!" then other people seem to think I'm a man-whore. And if I don't then I feel like a bad egotistical person.

    I love you like she wants your babies or I love you '' your my friend and I need attention '' ?

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    khanatekhanate Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I hate when girls say "I love you," there are other verbs that would not be received awkwardly.

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    khanate wrote: »
    I hate when girls say "I love you," there are other verbs that would not be received awkwardly.

    I'm in theater. It happens like, daily for me. At least once a day.

    And it's awkward when there are girls who are really nice to me who I see 4 hours a day or so and I can't tell if they have a crush on me or are just being theater people.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    the solution is to rape all of them

    its the only way to be fair

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    That may lessen the return gigs I get.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    pat them on the head and say 'love you too, kid' all nonchalant but also a little bit like a big brother

    or even 'right back at ya'

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    My brother once said he hated The Pogues and Flogging Molly and Irish music in general and I called him a cunt.


    I think that may have been harsh.

    Nah, that pretty much makes him a cunt.

    If anything, you weren't harsh enough.

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    Captain HeavysteinCaptain Heavystein Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I always wanted to dress up in a trenchcoat and fedora, black gloves and all, and try handing off a briefcase to a jogger in the park. If they ask why, I will have to come up with something like "Head to the peer. Papa won't forgive you for this one, red owl."

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Air wrote: »
    pat them on the head and say 'love you too, kid' all nonchalant but also a little bit like a big brother

    or even 'right back at ya'

    Maybe I should mention that I am a total manslut and would totally get with like, 90% of them.

    I just don't like to look like one.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    You know how some tacky restaurants will have a sheet of paper down on the table for the waiter to write their name on? I decided to be a brat and used the time when my sister was in the bathroom to write a couple bad words under her menu. When she was ordering she saw the words and read them out loud without thinking.

    It was glorious.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    My brother once said he hated The Pogues and Flogging Molly and Irish music in general and I called him a cunt.


    I think that may have been harsh.

    Nah, that pretty much makes him a cunt.

    If anything, you weren't harsh enough.


    I think it was mainly the way he said it. I was listening to The Dubliners doing Whiskey in the Jar and he said "WHAT IS THIS SHIT?" All snotty like, yeah?


    So I played some other stuff for him, thinking maybe Whiskey in the Jar just wasn't his style. Then he called my musical taste shitty and I told him he was a soppy cum-filled stretched-open cunt.

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    man that girl is awesome

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    FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I went to a crowded college campus, so I had to navigate through a sea of people to get to my classes. One day I was walking along and I felt someone bump me really hard on my shoulder. So I halfway turned around and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" Everyone around me just stops and looks at me like I'm a monster. So I look back to make sure the person was okay.

    Turns out, I just told a blind chick to watch where she was going.

    She sat in front of me in my human sexual behavior class so I didn't say a word in that class for the rest of the year.

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    WiseguyWiseguy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Oh god Wiseguy that is the most proper response EVER.

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    WiseguyWiseguy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    By which I mean that is a great video and thank you for making it known to me.

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    JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Wiseguy wrote: »
    uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2007
    hahahaha

    so i just get a phonecall at 1:30 in the morning

    "hi, this is checkpoint security, is this keith?"
    "yes"
    "hi we're just calling to let you know that the front motion sensor alarm was tripped at your store."
    "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
    "okay?"
    "well, uh, do i have to do something about it? there's not much i can do, it's 1:30"
    "no we're just letting you know"
    "oh......okay"
    "thanks"

    what the heck

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    hahaha, why would they call your home?

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2007
    they called my cell

    because i closed tonight so they call whoever was last there

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2007
    a game probably fell off the wall

    usually they tell me they notified the police

    usually they tell me this like two minutes after i walk away from the store

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    Agent CooperAgent Cooper Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Khavall wrote: »
    khanate wrote: »
    I hate when girls say "I love you," there are other verbs that would not be received awkwardly.

    I'm in theater. It happens like, daily for me. At least once a day.

    And it's awkward when there are girls who are really nice to me who I see 4 hours a day or so and I can't tell if they have a crush on me or are just being theater people.

    theater girls are all screwed up in the head

    actually all theater people are screwed up in the head and casually destroy the people around them

    it's what they do

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