My goddamn cat keeps going to cat jail because for some reason its totally legal for the crazy neighbor lady to set live traps baited with delicious cat treats that he doesnt get to eat because he's a fat shit on a diet and thus finds irresistable and then his goddamn fat ass goes to fuckin' cat jail
I got him a new collar with a bowtie because maybe next time the goddamn dickhead neighbor will look at him sitting in her fat kitty trap and go, 'oh what a dapper gentleman you are, run along home'
Does cat jail at least recognise him as a regular? Or do you have to post bail and get his cat lawyer on the phone first.
It doesnt happen frequently enough that they recognize him. I do have to pay cat bail of ten bucks every time I pick him up.
This last time I got his ass microchipped since SOMEONE takes his collar and tag every time he goes in.
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If I do not pet Wander when I get home, she will occasionally sleep on me like this.
And she may bite and scratch me occasionally, but she is my floof and I am her person.
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their whiskers.
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or just burrow between pillows and meow pitifully
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It doesnt happen frequently enough that they recognize him. I do have to pay cat bail of ten bucks every time I pick him up.
This last time I got his ass microchipped since SOMEONE takes his collar and tag every time he goes in.
If I do not pet Wander when I get home, she will occasionally sleep on me like this.
And she may bite and scratch me occasionally, but she is my floof and I am her person.
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
My new novel: Maledictions: The Offering. Now in Paperback!