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How do you wash your hands?

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  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Rinse, lather, rinse.
    tynic wrote: »
    so just so we're clear, this thread has devolved into a literal dick swinging contest?

    Toxic masculinity's negative effects on our culture are pervasive, subtle, and multifarious.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    Soap on dry hands, rinse.
    water is a precious resource BUT hygiene is massively important!

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    Soap on dry hands, rinse.
    Disposable abrasive hand cleaner towelette, followed by abrasive liquid soap on dry hands, scrub hands together without water, rinse off soap, more abrasive hand soap, lather hands under water, spot scrub with borax bar and nail brush, final rinse.

  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
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    tynic wrote: »
    so just so we're clear, this thread has devolved into a literal dick swinging contest?

    no you can't swing that's how you make a mess tynic!

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
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    tynic wrote: »
    so just so we're clear, this thread has devolved into a literal dick swinging contest?

    it doesn't swing! no one is listening!

  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
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    gentle swaying to correct it

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Listless waggle under the water, wipe on trousers

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Pee the dirt off your hands, sun dry.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
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    If you're peeing hands-free at the urinal, then your junk is going back into your pants with pee still in it.

    Drip drip drip, right into your undies.

  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
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    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    If you're peeing hands-free at the urinal, then your junk is going back into your pants with pee still in it.

    Drip drip drip, right into your undies.

    that's when you swing it up and down

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
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    I never pee hands free.

    Both hands, and plant the back foot.

    don't be a hero

  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    edited November 2017
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    Magic Pink wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    so just so we're clear, this thread has devolved into a literal dick swinging contest?

    it doesn't swing! no one is listening!

    I'm choosing to defer to Magic Pink's greater breadth of experience w/ wangs for further rebuttals in this vein.
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    If you're peeing hands-free at the urinal, then your junk is going back into your pants with pee still in it.

    Drip drip drip, right into your undies.

    "Can pee hands-free," and "should pee hands-free," aren't the same thing.

    Auralynx on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    Soap on dry hands, rinse.
    Just stop fucking around and sit down to pee

  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
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    This thread is educational

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Soap on dry hands, rinse.
    tynic wrote: »
    so just so we're clear, this thread has devolved into a literal dick swinging contest?

    This thread was basically old SE++ from the moment someone brought up pee and poop

  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
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    Knob wrote: »
    Just stop fucking around and sit down to pee

    that's for when you wake up and you don't want to do the 45 degree angle move

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Knob wrote: »
    Just stop fucking around and sit down to pee

    Show everyone else on that bus what freedom really means.

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
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    I like how there's an infographic on the web showing methods to pee while having an erection.

    Lunges, 45 degree tilt, superman, etc

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Bloodletting.

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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Larlar
    bowen wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    so just so we're clear, this thread has devolved into a literal dick swinging contest?

    no you can't swing that's how you make a mess tynic!
    bowen wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    If you're peeing hands-free at the urinal, then your junk is going back into your pants with pee still in it.

    Drip drip drip, right into your undies.

    that's when you swing it up and down

    Now I don't know what to believe

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  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    Larlar
    Sandblast, then rinse.

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
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    bowen wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Just stop fucking around and sit down to pee

    that's for when you wake up and you don't want to do the 45 degree angle move

    what, how does that help? now yer just hangin off the edge of the seat

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    just chop my hands right the fuck off

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Gustav wrote: »
    just chop my hands right the fuck off

    Make sure you always do both at the same time or they won't grow back properly.

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  • RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    I wear gloves 24/7 so my hands are never dirty.

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Larlar
    Gustav wrote: »
    just chop my hands right the fuck off

    (gore warning)
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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Soap on dry hands, rinse.
    Gustav wrote: »
    just chop my hands right the fuck off

    First you chop my hands halfway off and with my remaining strength I'll chop yours off.

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Larlar
    RT800 wrote: »
    I wear gloves 24/7 so my hands are never dirty.

    your gloves, otoh, are a biohazard.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Hand washing is for squares
    I wear fingerless driving gloves so I only need to wash my fingers

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Larlar
    i was just about to ask what ever became of larlar, but now i see he is posting here.

    hello Larlar, how have you been?

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Soap on dry hands, rinse.
    I wear fingerless driving gloves so I only need to wash my fingers

    I wear those weird jewelers finger gloves that only cover your fingers so I only need to wash my palms.

  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    edited November 2017
    I had a cold this week and was paranoid about making other people sick so I bought this no-wash antiviral hand foam stuff to obsessively clean my hands with. I was cleaning my hands every time I sneezed or coughed into them, but it says it gives 8 hours protection so maybe after you use it once it then nukes any germs that it comes into contact with. Making me some kind of germ killing superhero every time I touch a surface? I dunno.

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
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    Mysst wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Just stop fucking around and sit down to pee

    that's for when you wake up and you don't want to do the 45 degree angle move

    what, how does that help? now yer just hangin off the edge of the seat

    I'll spoil this because it gets kind of graphic in a "talk about a penis" kind of way
    So when you have an erection in the morning you can't really bend it down too far without it being uncomfortable. So sitting on the toilet and leaning forward will kind of angle it down enough to pee.

    The 45 degree angle thing is you basically create a right triangle with your body being the hypotenuse with your hands against the wall and use that to get the proper angle on the toilet.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Lick them clean like a cat.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Hand washing is for squares
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Lick them clean like a cat.

    You have permission to use my beard as a towel.

  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
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    I had a cold this week and was paranoid about making other people sick so I bought this no-wash antiviral hand foam stuff to obsessively clean my hands with. I was cleaning my hands every time I sneezed or coughed into them, but it says it gives 8 hours protection so maybe after you use it once it then nukes any germs that it comes into contact with. Making me some kind of germ killing superhero every time I touch a surface? I dunno.
    Was is that kills 99% of germs stuff?

    'cause you're creating super germs that will wipe out humanity one day

    thank you

  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Melding wrote: »
    i was just about to ask what ever became of larlar, but now i see he is posting here.

    hello Larlar, how have you been?

    Excellent. So far nine people in this thread, yourself included, have hired me to be their dedicated handwasher. Business is booming.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Larlar
    Larlar wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    i was just about to ask what ever became of larlar, but now i see he is posting here.

    hello Larlar, how have you been?

    Excellent. So far nine people in this thread, yourself included, have hired me to be their dedicated handwasher. Business is booming.

    I'm glad to hear it! how hot is the water you use?

  • RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    You could also stab all the microbes to death with an ice pick.

  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    peeing standing up is going to go out of style because it's easier to operate a smartphone with 2 hands

    like, there will still be people who want to pee quickly, but a lot of the time you just want to sit down, collect yourself for a minute, check your online, and piss

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