8-) Eating an entire pizza is a great way to end up hating that pizza, sidewalk or no. Moderation is key to pizza enjoyment.
No no no this is all wrong, eating a whole pizza is the only way to go!
If you mix and match, you will compare the different slices and have a preferred one and then wish you had only eaten the better one and this stupid slice of lesser pizza is taking up tummy space.
8-) Eating an entire pizza is a great way to end up hating that pizza, sidewalk or no. Moderation is key to pizza enjoyment.
No no no this is all wrong, eating a whole pizza is the only way to go!
If you mix and match, you will compare the different slices and have a preferred one and then wish you had only eaten the better one and this stupid slice of lesser pizza is taking up tummy space.
This sounds like higher education. I eat pizza in front of me.
I'm guessing it's a old (days? weeks? months?) pizza that was "discovered' in some den of sloth,
and set outside as an offering to neighborhood dogs.
And note how no animal has touched that pizza.
Weather has not seen it fit to touch that pizza, time itself wants not to approach this pie, thermodynamics begrudgingly does its somber job to this pizza
Think about it. Someone had a pizza, and then had reason enough to not have a pizza, and just abandon it on the sidewalk. One doesn't abandon pizza lightly; there was something wrong with it when it was fresh.
One of the few times I've felt a real connection with the other half of my family is when they first met my American partner. We were ordering pizza and my partner said "Let's all get one big pizza and share it!". My family looked at them like they had just suggested we go to a white power rally.
Quite fucking rightly.
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Think about it. Someone had a pizza, and then had reason enough to not have a pizza, and just abandon it on the sidewalk. One doesn't abandon pizza lightly; there was something wrong with it when it was fresh.
Also pizzas are generally not completely separated into slices, and sometimes require additional pulling to separate. There is a single at the top. Which means that someone decided to start eating the pizza, but then dropped it before actual consumption, and left.
Gonna go with no, but if I was standing there... maybe I might.
One of the few times I've felt a real connection with the other half of my family is when they first met my American partner. We were ordering pizza and my partner said "Let's all get one big pizza and share it!". My family looked at them like they had just suggested we go to a white power rally.
Quite fucking rightly.
Wait, do you all order personal pizzas or were you disgusted they only wanted one type of pizza?
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maybe a slice
I scavenged stranger's leftovers in college fairly regularly for a bit there. That's like, a half eaten thing of fries in the student union, not pizza on the sidewalk, but it's close.
Oh also I once found a Dasani water bottle full of red liquid and I drank the whole thing.
I scavenged stranger's leftovers in college fairly regularly for a bit there. That's like, a half eaten thing of fries in the student union, not pizza on the sidewalk, but it's close.
Oh also I once found a Dasani water bottle full of red liquid and I drank the whole thing.
I scavenged stranger's leftovers in college fairly regularly for a bit there. That's like, a half eaten thing of fries in the student union, not pizza on the sidewalk, but it's close.
Oh also I once found a Dasani water bottle full of red liquid and I drank the whole thing.
That was alien juice
Like, are we talking about juice made BY an alien, juice made FROM an alien, or juice that turns you INTO an alien?
Or is it just some boring-ass branding, like the Monster energy drink fiasco?
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No no no this is all wrong, eating a whole pizza is the only way to go!
If you mix and match, you will compare the different slices and have a preferred one and then wish you had only eaten the better one and this stupid slice of lesser pizza is taking up tummy space.
I would expect nothing less.
and set outside as an offering to neighborhood dogs.
This sounds like higher education. I eat pizza in front of me.
And note how no animal has touched that pizza.
Weather has not seen it fit to touch that pizza, time itself wants not to approach this pie, thermodynamics begrudgingly does its somber job to this pizza
Think about it. Someone had a pizza, and then had reason enough to not have a pizza, and just abandon it on the sidewalk. One doesn't abandon pizza lightly; there was something wrong with it when it was fresh.
Quite fucking rightly.
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Please elaborate on your powers and arch nemesis.
The Grease Monkey, with the power to secrete a disturbingly pizza-grease-like oil that robs items and surfaces of nearly all friction.
god damn it now i want pizza
My nemesis is The Noid.
Soft no.
Turns out Ronnie dropped it and decided it would be his good deed for the day as he shuffled off in the direction of the nearest McDonalds.
Gonna go with no, but if I was standing there... maybe I might.
FIG-D NEEDS FOOD BADLY
Wait, do you all order personal pizzas or were you disgusted they only wanted one type of pizza?
... How old is he?
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I'm kinda sad he got yelled at and had to stop,
Seeing that shit would keep me on my diet for a week
Oh also I once found a Dasani water bottle full of red liquid and I drank the whole thing.
steam | Dokkan: 868846562
That was alien juice
Like, are we talking about juice made BY an alien, juice made FROM an alien, or juice that turns you INTO an alien?
Or is it just some boring-ass branding, like the Monster energy drink fiasco?