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Would you eat pizza you found on the sidewalk

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    There is no ask a rat option
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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    nah
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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    nah
    That is why I could never work retail or a restaurant in a million years.

    I could never just throw out perfectly good food that just didn't sell. It's such an inhumane waste. It goes against every moral fiber I have.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    I believe there are legal reasons why you shouldn’t let people eat food out of your trash. Liability etc.

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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    nah
    Xehalus wrote: »
    that is drunk pizza

    wait, as in
    pizza go home you're drunk?

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    nah
    Tube wrote: »
    I believe there are legal reasons why you shouldn’t let people eat food out of your trash. Liability etc.

    Yeah true, but if it's just say, donuts that didn't sell that day why throw them away at all just because they'll be stale tomorrow? Or the last batch of fries at a fast food place?

    I can't even deal with the thought of not immediately bagging that shit up and taking it straight to the homeless shelter downtown.

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Honestly my main hesitation is that it's someone else's and I wouldn't want to steal in case they came back for it.

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    Real strong, facetious.

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    I believe there are legal reasons why you shouldn’t let people eat food out of your trash. Liability etc.

    The real problem is this is just an urban myth and in the entire US there are laws protecting the businesses and would allow them to donate all the expired/trash food.

    But most don't, because of this exact belief.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Tube wrote: »
    I believe there are legal reasons why you shouldn’t let people eat food out of your trash. Liability etc.

    The real problem is this is just an urban myth and in the entire US there are laws protecting the businesses and would allow them to donate all the expired/trash food.

    But most don't, because of this exact belief.

    That’s good to know, thanks!

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    edited November 2017
    Tube wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    I believe there are legal reasons why you shouldn’t let people eat food out of your trash. Liability etc.

    The real problem is this is just an urban myth and in the entire US there are laws protecting the businesses and would allow them to donate all the expired/trash food.

    But most don't, because of this exact belief.

    That’s good to know, thanks!

    Here's a source too
    info.nhpr.org/why-cant-restaurants-donate-unpurchased-food-those-need

    edit: and a guide to the law itself
    media.law.uark.edu/arklawnotes/2013/08/08/the-legal-guide-to-the-bill-emerson-good-samaritan-food-donation-act/

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    nah
    Even if there was something against food, it doesn't explain the colossal waste of product in general. I know there's business who make it a thing to actively destroy whatever non-food product they put into their dumpsters, whether it's still good or not.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    nah
    A pizza? Potentially

    THAT pizza? Not unless I was super hungry and there were a lack of other options

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    Even if there was something against food, it doesn't explain the colossal waste of product in general. I know there's business who make it a thing to actively destroy whatever non-food product they put into their dumpsters, whether it's still good or not.

    Ya it all comes back around to that whole myth and liability worry, what's funny is you can convince a lot of businesses ( depending how chain/corporation they are tho) to go the donation way because it saves them money to boot.

    Steam! Battlenet:Wisemantobes#1508
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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    nah
    Garthor wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I scavenged stranger's leftovers in college fairly regularly for a bit there. That's like, a half eaten thing of fries in the student union, not pizza on the sidewalk, but it's close.

    Oh also I once found a Dasani water bottle full of red liquid and I drank the whole thing.

    That was alien juice

    Like, are we talking about juice made BY an alien, juice made FROM an alien, or juice that turns you INTO an alien?

    All of those!

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    man it turns out you can get an absolute ton of food at McDonald's for ten pounds. I bought two hot chocolates, a double cheeseburger, a large fries and a cookie for 8.50 and that's only because I forgot to buy an apple pie too

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    Dr. Phibbs McAtheyDr. Phibbs McAthey Registered User regular
    edited November 2017
    maybe a slice
    I wish I could say no, but I have been known to have really poor judgment when it comes to eating found food and also have a problem with eating things as a challenge when I'm drinking. Notably, after being gone all weekend in college, I came back and found a completely uneaten quesadilla on the kitchen counter and I can no longer recall my line of thinking that it was ok to eat this quesadilla but I did it. That night around 4am I got violently sick in a manner I've not repeated in the 13 years since. It had been sitting out on the counter all weekend, according to my roommates. So yeah, odds are nonzero I'd eat that pizza.

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    man it turns out you can get an absolute ton of food at McDonald's for ten pounds. I bought two hot chocolates, a double cheeseburger, a large fries and a cookie for 8.50 and that's only because I forgot to buy an apple pie too

    this post is not applicable for this thread unless you throw that all on the ground and then eat it

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    edited November 2017
    maybe a slice
    Garthor wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I scavenged stranger's leftovers in college fairly regularly for a bit there. That's like, a half eaten thing of fries in the student union, not pizza on the sidewalk, but it's close.

    Oh also I once found a Dasani water bottle full of red liquid and I drank the whole thing.

    That was alien juice

    Like, are we talking about juice made BY an alien, juice made FROM an alien, or juice that turns you INTO an alien?

    Or is it just some boring-ass branding, like the Monster energy drink fiasco?
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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    nah
    My plan for dinner is a Digiorno pizza that I bought just because it has cheese in the crust. I say no to sidewalk pizza, but I acknowledge that I am in no position to judge.

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    yeah
    Guys, I've eaten pizza out of a goddamn bin because it was left over from some other kids' pizza party lunch.

    Yeah, I would eat sidewalk pizza if it looked clean and removed from the ground by its box.
    And no ants.
    Or perhaps I pick the ants off?
    Have to only be a few ants tho.

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    BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    I, on the other hand, would eat bugs but not sidewalk pizza

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    GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    maybe a slice
    What about sidewalk bugs?

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    End wrote: »
    Xehalus wrote: »
    that is drunk pizza

    wait, as in
    pizza go home you're drunk?

    I have told the tale of my brother and his friend to drunk to realize they ordered a pizza and someone reaching their breaking point

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Ya as a delivery driver the number of times I've had a drunk person's first reaction be " I ordered food?" is way too many

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    BlueBlueBlueBlue Registered User regular
    nah
    Garthor wrote: »
    What about sidewalk bugs?

    With them you know what you're getting into
    But a sidewalk pizza? There could be bugs in it!

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    HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    nah
    Madican wrote: »
    It's open and I don't know how long it's been there, what's landed on it, or when it was made.

    NOPE.

    Not to mention it's from Little Caesars!

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    LadaiLadai Registered User regular
    edited November 2017
    yeah
    My friends and I would always hang back after Phillies and Sixers games and then walk the stands and pick up the "floor food." Fries, popcorn, uneaten chicken fingers and such. People are really wasteful and it was a good way to make up for the fact that we spent money we needed for food on sports tickets.

    Edit: also yes I've eaten streetza and suffered no consequences. You gotta take what little gifts life gives you.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    nah
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    yeah
    How many times is that now?

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    GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I scavenged stranger's leftovers in college fairly regularly for a bit there. That's like, a half eaten thing of fries in the student union, not pizza on the sidewalk, but it's close.

    Oh also I once found a Dasani water bottle full of red liquid and I drank the whole thing.

    There's a whole student club that does that very thing where I went to uni. Here's a news article about it.

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    maybe a slice
    I'd probs have a slice but I have never pretended that I'm not a piece of shit

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    nah
    The awesome “fuck it, eat errthang” weekend I had has put me in real danger of going off my diet.

    It’s all psychological, but Gat Damn, I just wanna eat like who gives a fuck today.

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