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I have no idea what I just ordered from the [Bad Food Thread]

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Sorce wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Depends on the day, the deals, and what you get. few years ago they "upgraded" their menu with some fancier toppings that cost more, but a large pizza with like 1 or 2 toppings is still only a few buck more then Little Caesars.

    Oh man wait, a lot of you don't have Little Caesars do you? Its pretty terrible/great.
    Little Caesars is the best shitty pizza you can get; $5 Hot and Readys all day erry day.

    I will say this everytime we talk about it: when they're fresh they are better than literally every chain's pizza (at least the ones we have up here).

    Those $6 Most Bestest, with extra cheese and pepperoni? Amazing.

    I got crazy bread last week that was missing most of the topping. It was just like...sane bread.

  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    The italian cheese bread is the best. So much garlic.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    John Schnatter is stepping down as CEO of Papa John's.

  • DeciusDecius I'm old! I'm fat! I'M BLUE!Registered User regular
    I assume they've begun the search for their next John.

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Decius wrote: »
    I assume they've begun the search for their next John.

    They've already found the next vessel, now they just need to transfer the dark spirit before they "retire" what is now a mere husk.

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Until they retire their god awful sauce I'm still not eating there

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    That one recipe called for a can of mac and cheese.
    I've never heard of a can of mac and cheese, much less seen one.

    How does one can mac & cheese?

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    Viscous canned product
    I love shitty Mac and Cheese

    I love shitty canned pasta like Spaghetti Os

    I will not touch canned Mac and Cheese with a 10 foot pole

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  • DeadfallDeadfall I don't think you realize just how rich he is. In fact, I should put on a monocle.Registered User regular
    After he complained that health care would force him to charge 15 cents more per pizza and how much it would inconvenience him I have trouble feeling much for Papa John.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    He's transitioned from "CEO" to "chairman." Which basically means "CEO who doesn't have to watch his mouth."

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  • MusicDragonMusicDragon Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    That one recipe called for a can of mac and cheese.
    I've never heard of a can of mac and cheese, much less seen one.

    How does one can mac & cheese?

    the same way one cans a chicken

    What do you mean "cans a chicken" ???

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    That one recipe called for a can of mac and cheese.
    I've never heard of a can of mac and cheese, much less seen one.

    How does one can mac & cheese?

    the same way one cans a chicken

    What do you mean "cans a chicken" ???

    SCHLOOOORP

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  • MusicDragonMusicDragon Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    That one recipe called for a can of mac and cheese.
    I've never heard of a can of mac and cheese, much less seen one.

    How does one can mac & cheese?

    the same way one cans a chicken

    What do you mean "cans a chicken" ???

    SCHLOOOORP

    That image and accompanying sound made my eye twitch.

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    That one recipe called for a can of mac and cheese.
    I've never heard of a can of mac and cheese, much less seen one.

    How does one can mac & cheese?

    the same way one cans a chicken

    What do you mean "cans a chicken" ???

    SCHLOOOORP

    That image and accompanying sound made my eye twitch.

    There is a fantastic GIF to accompany this but it's probably against forum rules.

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    One time I was at a friends house and their mom de-canned a canned chicken and it looked exactly like Jon Voight in Anaconda after he gets barfed out by an anaconda

    Broke as fuck in the style of the times. Gratitude is all that can return on your generosity.

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  • MusicDragonMusicDragon Registered User regular
    edited December 2017
    Madican wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    That one recipe called for a can of mac and cheese.
    I've never heard of a can of mac and cheese, much less seen one.

    How does one can mac & cheese?

    the same way one cans a chicken

    What do you mean "cans a chicken" ???

    SCHLOOOORP

    That image and accompanying sound made my eye twitch.

    There is a fantastic GIF to accompany this but it's probably against forum rules.

    Against my better judgement, I feel I must see this.

    Edit: I don't know why that was in there twice.

    MusicDragon on
  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Against my better judgement, I feel I must see this.
    Madican wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    That one recipe called for a can of mac and cheese.
    I've never heard of a can of mac and cheese, much less seen one.

    How does one can mac & cheese?

    the same way one cans a chicken

    What do you mean "cans a chicken" ???

    SCHLOOOORP

    That image and accompanying sound made my eye twitch.

    There is a fantastic GIF to accompany this but it's probably against forum rules.

    Against my better judgement, I feel I must see this.

    Against my better judgment, I feel I must see this.

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited December 2017
    Oh barf

    Xaquin on
  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Anyone passing through Singapore should track some of these down

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    They’re really nice! Quite a subtle flavor and strangely light texture, which kinda reminded me of fish food flakes.

  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    edited December 2017
    Please spoil that, the preview image is gross enough
    (Chicken in a can)

    knitdan on
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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    My roommate, his cousin and I went on an adventure last night to try out the one dollar Long Island Iced Teas at AppleBees.

    I had six in one hour.

    They are very dangerous.

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  • MusicDragonMusicDragon Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »

    EEEWWW EEEWWW EEEWWW EEEWWW EEEWWW

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    You should be so lucky to have access to convenient long lasting tinned meat, your ancestors would have been...uh...well I guess they'd probably be pretty freaked out and horrified at first but I'm sure they'd come around

    Broke as fuck in the style of the times. Gratitude is all that can return on your generosity.

    https://www.paypal.me/hobnailtaylor
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    the funniest thing about it is that the video starts with the dude saying "Against my better judgement..."

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    'Against my better judgement' would make alright contextless graffiti, has a 'mistakes were made' feel to it

    Broke as fuck in the style of the times. Gratitude is all that can return on your generosity.

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  • MusicDragonMusicDragon Registered User regular
    Mistakes were definitely made when someone canned a freaking chicken.

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Every time it comes up as an ingredient on Chopped or Cutthroat Kitchen it's a nightmare.

  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Grabbed some Sbarro at the airport tonight (after not having it in... a decade? sounds right), it was delicious and I do not regret it. Two big-ass slices of cheese pizza and a Mountain Dew for the caffeine, and I was good to go.

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  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    Hey pie thread

    Just letting you know that two days before christmas my dad made a cabbage pie and it was delicious

    We finished it off before the festivities started.

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    That's a very vibrant burger

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    yeah someone turned the contrast up on that burg

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Well there are other canned horrors that await the unwary
    Canned Bacon
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    Canned Cheeseburgers
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    and other horrors

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    I'd fuck with a canned cheeseburger

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  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited December 2017
    I've eaten a cheeseburger specifically created to be cooked in a microwave.


    I can't pretend I'm too good for a canned cheeseburger.

    Karl on
  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Well when I worked overnights and we sold those microwaved burgers it was the thing to get
    I was tempted a few times to get one but I knew better

    I have eaten MREs often when I was in the Corps in fact everyday for 3 months I would say a canned cheese burger probably would not be the worst thing I have ever eaten

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited December 2017
    the grodiest canned thing I ate was probably

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    tasty-sauce it was not

    Indie Winter on
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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I'd fuck with a canned cheeseburger

    Ain't none of us too good to fuck a canned cheeseburger.

  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    "We'd all fuck a canned cheeseburger" would sum up the bad food thread nicely.

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    that's the next thread title sorted, then

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